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Title: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:20:07
I mean, wow. No words.

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Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:23:45
Classy
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Post by: rowdy on Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:26:05
Yeah, but all the love that went along with it?
Title: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: Halverson on Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:29:03
Too bad he didn't hide clacks in the glove box
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:43:24
Step 1: Find out who your Santa was.

Step 2: Use condoms.

Step 3: Leave used condoms in his glovebox.
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: heedpantsnow on Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:47:14
Sheesh. How old is this person?  12?
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Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:52:18
Sheesh. How old is this person?  12?

I've a pretty fair idea of who it was, he's 22 I think.
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: Flyersfan1 on Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:00:02
Are those paperclips?
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Post by: Belfong on Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:01:59
Did you check the expiry date of the ramen and ultra low carb "thingy"? I hope you can still eat them, if they have not rot for being exposed in the glove compartment for so long, that is. ROFL!
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:30:23
Are those paperclips?

You! Pretty sure they are from my desk too.
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:31:52
You must be thinking,  Dang,  Why couldn't I get Russel as secret santa,  would've gotten his 9mm..
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: nubbinator on Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:39:04
Step 1: Find out who your Santa was.

Step 2: Use condoms.

Step 3: Ask him if it hurt him as much as his gift hurt you.

FTFY
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:52:19
Step 1: Find out who your Santa was.

Step 2: Use condoms.

Step 3: Leave used condoms in his glovebox.

Just look for the car with the cleanest glovebox :p
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:57:36
Step 1: Find out who your Santa was.

Step 2: Use condoms.

Step 3: Leave used condoms in his glovebox.

Just look for the car with the cleanest glovebox :p

I'm confused , what happens between step 2 and step 3.. is he gonna rape some guy?
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: tjcaustin on Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:59:46
Step 1: Find out who your Santa was.

Step 2: Use condoms.

Step 3: Leave used condoms in his glovebox.

Just look for the car with the cleanest glovebox :p

I'm confused , what happens between step 2 and step 3.. is he gonna rape some guy?

That's what it sounded like to me...
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Post by: heedpantsnow on Mon, 22 December 2014, 21:36:55
Whoa whoa whoa this thread just went to a whole new level
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Post by: Melvang on Mon, 22 December 2014, 21:51:01
Did you check the expiry date of the ramen and ultra low carb "thingy"? I hope you can still eat them, if they have not rot for being exposed in the glove compartment for so long, that is. ROFL!

Ramen has an expiration date?? :eek:
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: butthash on Mon, 22 December 2014, 23:05:56
Saw these pics on reddit and knew I had seen them elsewhere! Hope that karma and reddit gold makes up for the terrible gift.
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Post by: Mandolin on Mon, 22 December 2014, 23:21:13
You made it to the front page on reddit ;D, hilarious

p.s.: The wrapping looks like a diaper.
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Post by: hwood34 on Mon, 22 December 2014, 23:24:12
oh wow, not a fun thing to make the front page with though
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Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 23 December 2014, 00:24:59
Yeah the gold, comments, and karma almost made the disappointment worth it.  ;D
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Post by: Belfong on Tue, 23 December 2014, 00:28:41
What is reddit gold?
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Post by: nubbinator on Tue, 23 December 2014, 00:30:35
What is reddit gold?

It comes with a complementary fedora.



In other words, it's a smart marketing move by Reddit that does nothing but give Reddit free money and make people feel special.  It also has a special cringeworthy sub (think people who say things like "m'lady" seriously) that you can see if you have Reddit Gold.
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Post by: Belfong on Tue, 23 December 2014, 00:31:44
We should do the same in GH. GH Gold gets your post highlighted or something. LOL!
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Post by: byker on Tue, 23 December 2014, 02:01:15
Ahaha this is too funny, I guess your secret santa gave you the tools to reach the front page.  :p
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Post by: pichu23 on Tue, 23 December 2014, 02:21:16
I mean, wow. No words.

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wait what ? That was you on reddit who posted it ?  ;D

edit : it is you, hah. didn't see your reddit id for a moment there.
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Post by: iri on Tue, 23 December 2014, 04:48:33
I only come to reddit for burger butthurt and avoid the front page like fire.
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Post by: naasfu on Tue, 23 December 2014, 06:24:45
Terrible.  That's worse than the cup o' noodles that someone told me he got from his work's white elephant gift exchange.  The cup o' noodles were from the office kitchen...

You gonna eat that ramen?  Pork flavor is good.
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Post by: PunksDead on Tue, 23 December 2014, 08:15:40
you are reddit famous now, eat your heart out Rippy
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Post by: jdcarpe on Tue, 23 December 2014, 08:20:35
I like how that dude casually had a SNES cart in his glove box, one with no label, to boot.
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Post by: snoopy on Tue, 23 December 2014, 08:25:58
Maybe its a ultrarare snes game? :D Flintstones, little samson...? ;D
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Post by: Lurch on Tue, 23 December 2014, 08:28:27
:blank:











 :))
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Post by: Findecanor on Tue, 23 December 2014, 08:29:01
You have to try the cart, so you can tell us what is on it.
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Post by: nubbinator on Tue, 23 December 2014, 09:08:47
Scooby Doo.
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Post by: heedpantsnow on Tue, 23 December 2014, 10:40:24
ET maybe
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Post by: jdcarpe on Tue, 23 December 2014, 10:44:40
ET maybe

That was for the Atari 2600. I know, because I spent many wasted hours trying to find all the parts for E.T. to make his communicator. Stupid falling in holes...
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: snoopy on Tue, 23 December 2014, 10:57:49
Scooby Doo.


Looks like a funny game. Enjoy!  :))
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: Battou62 on Tue, 23 December 2014, 11:23:24
I saw this post on reddit. I was going to call op a bundle of sticks, but it turns out that op is pretty good guy :P
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: swill on Tue, 23 December 2014, 11:31:49
Whoa whoa whoa this thread just went to a whole new level
Leave it to TP to completely change the meaning of his post. Haha.
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: drewba on Tue, 23 December 2014, 15:39:40
Find out what the SNES cart is! Maybe it's something awesome like Super Mario RPG...




...but probably not
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 23 December 2014, 16:08:13
Scooby Doo.


Looks like a funny game. Enjoy!  :))

Yup. It's kinda like point and click consoleized. Plus it's super hard, unfair, and convoluted. :(
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: kmiller8 on Tue, 23 December 2014, 16:19:46
I saw this post on reddit. I was going to call op a bundle of sticks, but it turns out that op is pretty good guy :P

Wtf does a bundle if sticks have to do with any of this, you ***got.
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: hwood34 on Tue, 23 December 2014, 16:51:14
I saw this post on reddit. I was going to call op a bundle of sticks, but it turns out that op is pretty good guy :P

Wtf does a bundle if sticks have to do with any of this, you ***got.
(http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/BrosChill.gif)
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 23 December 2014, 17:41:50
What happened to this thread?
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Post by: Belfong on Tue, 23 December 2014, 20:27:54
I saw this post on reddit. I was going to call op a bundle of sticks, but it turns out that op is pretty good guy :P

Wtf does a bundle if sticks have to do with any of this, you ***got.
If by sticks, he meant penises, it's kinda relevant to the gift.
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: dustinhxc on Tue, 23 December 2014, 20:37:38
Hold on.. The only thing that matters here.. What game is it?! Earthbound hopefully? :)
Title: Re: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today...
Post by: hwood34 on Tue, 23 December 2014, 21:07:49
Find out what the SNES cart is! Maybe it's something awesome like Super Mario RPG...




...but probably not
Hold on.. The only thing that matters here.. What game is it?! Earthbound hopefully? :)
You have to try the cart, so you can tell us what is on it.
Maybe its a ultrarare snes game? :D Flintstones, little samson...? ;D


Scooby Doo.