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Title: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: Snowdog993 on Mon, 29 December 2014, 23:20:09: Okay. This is a fun one. I got this idea from a recent post. Can you remember some of the funniest come-back one-liners and post them here?
I'll start with one that made me laugh pretty hard.
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: hwood34 on Mon, 29 December 2014, 23:31:33: (http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/tinf.gif)
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: nubbinator on Mon, 29 December 2014, 23:32:09: I couldn't find one gif to sum up my reaction to that, so I'll post all of them.

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/annoyed.gif)

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b276/filmgirl84/tumblr_lf6z0h2ZMG1qbn3xio1_400.gif)

(http://media.tumblr.com/2b92964ef0c85424e44647e17eb6db29/tumblr_inline_mhtc2sbI5s1qz4rgp.gif)

While I was deciding which one was best, looks like hwood beat me to the punch...bastard.
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: hwood34 on Mon, 29 December 2014, 23:32:57: Quote from: nubbinator on Mon, 29 December 2014, 23:32:09
I couldn't find one gif to sum up my reaction to that, so I'll post all of them.

Show Image
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/annoyed.gif)

Show Image
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b276/filmgirl84/tumblr_lf6z0h2ZMG1qbn3xio1_400.gif)

Show Image
(http://media.tumblr.com/2b92964ef0c85424e44647e17eb6db29/tumblr_inline_mhtc2sbI5s1qz4rgp.gif)

(http://i.giphy.com/W8AWDiIEehR3q.gif)

wait almost forgot a great one

(http://i.giphy.com/gdKAVlnm3bmKI.gif)
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: Snowdog993 on Mon, 29 December 2014, 23:46:12: Now THAT is funny!
Nobody with a sense of humor. Oh wait!
It must be that EVERYONE uses LOUD BS keyboards now!
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: sleepy916 on Tue, 30 December 2014, 00:36:10: (https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/02-margarita.gif?w=1710&h=717)
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 30 December 2014, 01:22:19: Quote from: sleepy916 on Tue, 30 December 2014, 00:36:10
Show Image
(https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/02-margarita.gif?w=1710&h=717)

It's like the margarita is trying to honey-**** you.
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: iri on Tue, 30 December 2014, 01:48:26: Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 29 December 2014, 23:32:57
Show Image
(http://i.giphy.com/gdKAVlnm3bmKI.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/rSgmTQU.gif)

region-specific humour, sry-sry.
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: Findecanor on Tue, 30 December 2014, 05:39:05: What?
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: iri on Tue, 30 December 2014, 06:28:39: Quote from: Findecanor on Tue, 30 December 2014, 05:39:05
What?
if that's a question about my gif: it is a demonstration to the Danes why Sweden is clearly the best and the most advanced country in the world.
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 30 December 2014, 08:19:11: no comment
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: nubbinator on Tue, 30 December 2014, 09:06:55: Quote from: Snowdog993 on Mon, 29 December 2014, 23:46:12
Now THAT is funny!
Nobody with a sense of humor. Oh wait!
It must be that EVERYONE uses LOUD BS keyboards now!

(http://i.imgur.com/nwCdhfL.gif)
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: Snowdog993 on Tue, 30 December 2014, 16:08:56: :-[
I really like my new friends I found on GeekHack!
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: IvanIvanovich on Tue, 30 December 2014, 17:29:39: [attachimg=1]
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: swill on Tue, 30 December 2014, 21:11:17: Your posts are not funny. Here is something funny. :)

A man walks into a zoo. It only had one animal in it and it was a dog. It was a ****zoo.
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: Lain1911 on Tue, 30 December 2014, 21:14:50: Two blondes walk into a building. :blank:
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: swill on Tue, 30 December 2014, 21:18:32: 3 blonds were walking in the woods and they came to a set of tracks. One says, "these are moose tracks", the next said "no no, I have seen these before, these are bear tracks". The third one got hit by a train.
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 30 December 2014, 21:21:03: Guys, guys, guys come on. Let's talk about who is actually the funniest person on GH.

My vote goes to this guy:
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Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: swill on Tue, 30 December 2014, 21:23:39: Quote from: noisyturtle on Tue, 30 December 2014, 21:21:03
Guys, guys, guys come on. Let's talk about who is actually the funniest person on GH.

My vote goes to this guy:
(Attachment Link)

How is that funny. Toot toot?
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: Snowdog993 on Tue, 30 December 2014, 22:18:17: Do you know how to keep GH members in suspense?
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: nubbinator on Tue, 30 December 2014, 22:24:00: Quote from: Snowdog993 on Tue, 30 December 2014, 22:18:17
Do you know how to keep GH members in suspense?

Oh, I got this one. The punchline is like your girlfriend, it never comes.
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 30 December 2014, 22:24:51: Quote from: Snowdog993 on Tue, 30 December 2014, 22:18:17
Do you know how to keep GH members in suspense?

Tell them you will post an artisan keycap for sale once a day at a completely random time?
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: hwood34 on Tue, 30 December 2014, 22:27:09: Quote from: nubbinator on Tue, 30 December 2014, 22:24:00
Quote from: Snowdog993 on Tue, 30 December 2014, 22:18:17
Do you know how to keep GH members in suspense?

Oh, I got this one. The punchline is like your girlfriend, it never comes.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvwh0j8jin1r8058ko1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: Evo_Spec on Tue, 30 December 2014, 22:27:37: Quote from: noisyturtle on Tue, 30 December 2014, 22:24:51
Quote from: Snowdog993 on Tue, 30 December 2014, 22:18:17
Do you know how to keep GH members in suspense?

Tell them you will post an artisan keycap for sale once a day at a completely random time?
:))
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: Snowdog993 on Tue, 30 December 2014, 23:24:37: That's what she said.
Title: Re: Funny One-Liners!
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 30 December 2014, 23:45:49: How is Topre like a pile of ****?

It feels like ****, and smells like ****, and it's like a dookie diarrhea poop **** dripping out of a dead buffalo's ******* when you finger it and get your fingers all covered in metaphorical **** by proxy.

*buh dum tiss