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Title: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: intelli78 on Thu, 22 January 2015, 17:03:55
Anyone had these before?

(http://i.imgur.com/tTa2wj8.jpg)

Picked up a couple at Walmart months ago, and now my local grocery store has them too. It's all natural, packed with chia seeds that give it a really interesting texture and Omega 3s. 14g sugar, 120 cal per bottle, much healthier than soda.

Hi-tech juice.
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: BlueNalgene on Thu, 22 January 2015, 17:08:06
Your poops tomorrow
More
(http://www.jweekly.com/images/uploads/x_photos_2011/zb06_10_11/Jchia.jpg)
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 22 January 2015, 17:20:17
Tp4 only drinks ramen noodle soup cuz poorness.. (http://s4.postimage.org/1gbhy4x2c/th_22.gif)
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: hwood34 on Thu, 22 January 2015, 17:24:51
This kinda weird stuff usually doesn't appeal to me, but that actually looks pretty good
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 22 January 2015, 17:25:56
This kinda weird stuff usually doesn't appeal to me, but that actually looks pretty good

it's like that derr''' Orangina.. the one with the pulp.. but chia seed
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: hwood34 on Thu, 22 January 2015, 17:28:50
This kinda weird stuff usually doesn't appeal to me, but that actually looks pretty good

it's like that derr''' Orangina.. the one with the pulp.. but chia seed
zomg orangina is delicious
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 January 2015, 17:30:12
(http://www.verbicidemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/orbitz-main.jpg)
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: MGH on Thu, 22 January 2015, 17:34:17
This kinda weird stuff usually doesn't appeal to me, but that actually looks pretty good

it's like that derr''' Orangina.. the one with the pulp.. but chia seed
zomg orangina is delicious
orangina is the **** :-*
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: Melvang on Thu, 22 January 2015, 17:34:36
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That stuff was awesome.
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 22 January 2015, 17:46:11
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That stuff was awesome.

This kinda weird stuff usually doesn't appeal to me, but that actually looks pretty good

it's like that derr''' Orangina.. the one with the pulp.. but chia seed
zomg orangina is delicious
orangina is the **** :-*

Apparently the way it's made.. is that Orange slices are fed through a Long river of Alkali-bath,which eats away the white fluff around the orange..

Then the Orange is "washed" and tossed and added to the drink..
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: n0rvig on Fri, 23 January 2015, 13:21:52
Yep. We try and feed those to our daughter. The little seeds get everywhere. Messy purple stuff. Tastes okay.
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: hking0036 on Sat, 24 January 2015, 19:51:27
does that even count as a drink if it has that much solid in it?
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: Dongulator on Sun, 25 January 2015, 01:28:42
Yes, my wife loves them. They taste great, the chia  seeds are a little strange in texture if I remember correctly.
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: Coreda on Sun, 25 January 2015, 01:32:12
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Lava lamp juice, how 90s.
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 25 January 2015, 01:32:17
does that even count as a drink if it has that much solid in it?

Hrrrrrmmmmmmmm.... this is a good question..

The stuff on google seem to say that -any drinkable liquid- is a beverage.. so If "Drink" colloquially refers to a beverage..   then a Drink is - any drinkable liquid.. YES I KNOW, a most anticlimactic explanation..

I suppose we could also add specifically that drinkable means chewing is not a requirement to ingest the substance..

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: taylordcraig on Sun, 25 January 2015, 02:13:25
does that even count as a drink if it has that much solid in it?

Hrrrrrmmmmmmmm.... this is a good question..

The stuff on google seem to say that -any drinkable liquid- is a beverage.. so If "Drink" colloquially refers to a beverage..   then a Drink is - any drinkable liquid.. YES I KNOW, a most anticlimactic explanation..

I suppose we could also add specifically that drinkable means chewing is not a requirement to ingest the substance..

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what tp4 is trying to say is that it depends how good you are at swallowing
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 25 January 2015, 02:15:00
does that even count as a drink if it has that much solid in it?

Hrrrrrmmmmmmmm.... this is a good question..

The stuff on google seem to say that -any drinkable liquid- is a beverage.. so If "Drink" colloquially refers to a beverage..   then a Drink is - any drinkable liquid.. YES I KNOW, a most anticlimactic explanation..

I suppose we could also add specifically that drinkable means chewing is not a requirement to ingest the substance..

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what tp4 is trying to say is that it depends how good you are at swallowing

HAHA.. I get you're trying to be funny here..

But I can't shake the sensation that MANY MANY Ghers are completely misinterpreting the things I say..

sigh......  (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/oh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: taylordcraig on Sun, 25 January 2015, 11:02:48
does that even count as a drink if it has that much solid in it?

Hrrrrrmmmmmmmm.... this is a good question..

The stuff on google seem to say that -any drinkable liquid- is a beverage.. so If "Drink" colloquially refers to a beverage..   then a Drink is - any drinkable liquid.. YES I KNOW, a most anticlimactic explanation..

I suppose we could also add specifically that drinkable means chewing is not a requirement to ingest the substance..

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what tp4 is trying to say is that it depends how good you are at swallowing

HAHA.. I get you're trying to be funny here..

But I can't shake the sensation that MANY MANY Ghers are completely misinterpreting the things I say..

sigh...... 
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Haha, you might be right tp4, but we still love you.
(Also, I think I usually understand you.)
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: bazh on Sun, 25 January 2015, 11:22:12
never tried but I guess it would be very much like the basil seeds which we asians pretty much enjoy
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 25 January 2015, 14:36:22
never tried but I guess it would be very much like the basil seeds which we asians pretty much enjoy

I think the basil seed in drinks is similar to then tapioca bubbles, both of which are only there to make the drink less boring, because the addition themselves don't really change the taste, only the texture and mouth feel.

Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: bazh on Sun, 25 January 2015, 14:50:41
never tried but I guess it would be very much like the basil seeds which we asians pretty much enjoy

I think the basil seed in drinks is similar to then tapioca bubbles, both of which are only there to make the drink less boring, because the addition themselves don't really change the taste, only the texture and mouth feel.



right, you either use it as a side add-on to the main drink/dish or you have to add flavors but I doubt the chia seeds create any special taste though, look at the bottle in OP, it's rasberry flavored.

Man talking about basil seeds just make me miss those desert treat in Vietnam :( I will make sure to eat a lot of them when I come back this summer :blank:

(http://media.lamsao.com//Resources/Data/News/Auto/tungmq/201305/31567dd3aab03e2f9eeb14acc015a403.jpg)
Title: Re: Weird Mamma Chia Seed Drink
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 25 January 2015, 15:07:15
never tried but I guess it would be very much like the basil seeds which we asians pretty much enjoy

I think the basil seed in drinks is similar to then tapioca bubbles, both of which are only there to make the drink less boring, because the addition themselves don't really change the taste, only the texture and mouth feel.



right, you either use it as a side add-on to the main drink/dish or you have to add flavors but I doubt the chia seeds create any special taste though, look at the bottle in OP, it's rasberry flavored.

Man talking about basil seeds just make me miss those desert treat in Vietnam :( I will make sure to eat a lot of them when I come back this summer :blank:

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They've been loading the modern deserts with more and more sugar each year. AF least that's how I feel.