Ducky... which was slang for "woman's breast" back in 16th century England. :)
The Royal Kludge thread reminded me of this board which I came across a couple of weeks ago.
Perhaps it's waterproof and is marketed towards teenage males. Can anyone top it for bad naming?
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LOL, this thread delivered quickly.
Poker. What's up with that name.
No because IBM is a reminder that American capitalism lost to the Chinese.
Although Lenova is a mighty fine name
can't we just agree that all keyboards have terrible names except for IBM?
No because IBM is a reminder that American capitalism lost to the Chinese.
Although Lenova is a mighty fine name
but that has nothing to do with the NAME
(Attachment Link)I laughed way too hard at that pictureShow Image(http://soulhunters-crappy-website.com/misc/LoliBoard.png)
Poker. What's up with that name.
Kul is pretty bad too. Also means something terrible in another language.
Cooler master is also a terrible name because that just makes you think OEM pc fans.
Leopold makes me think of a leotard or some kind of weird royalty.
Blackwidow why would you name your keyboard after a spider.
Keycool is a terrible name.
There ain't nothing wrong with lolita as a name. It's just a book.
can't we just agree that all keyboards have terrible names except for IBM?I BM (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BM&defid=43578)
so it's safe to say all keyboard names are stupid
so it's safe to say all keyboard names are stupid
and if all keyboards have names... that means keyboards are stupid...
TOPRE SPY TRYING TO GET US TO BURN OUR BOARDSso it's safe to say all keyboard names are stupid
and if all keyboards have names... that means keyboards are stupid...
feminists burned bras in the 70s( or whatever years it was). i say we burn keyboards and start a revolution.
so it's safe to say all keyboard names are stupid
so it's safe to say all keyboard names are stupid
and if all keyboards have names... that means keyboards are stupid...
feminists burned bras in the 70s( or whatever years it was). i say we burn keyboards and start a revolution.
TOPRE SPY TRYING TO GET US TO BURN OUR BOARDSso it's safe to say all keyboard names are stupid
and if all keyboards have names... that means keyboards are stupid...
feminists burned bras in the 70s( or whatever years it was). i say we burn keyboards and start a revolution.
Kul is pretty bad too. Also means something terrible in another language.It is actually the word for "fun" in Swedish. Yet they they don't make any keyboards in Swedish layout. *hint*
Ducky Shine just sounds like a carwash for ducks.I associate it with toilet cleaner products. Because of WC Duck.
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All the thermaltake tt esports keyboards have pretty dumb names too.Hmmm..
Kul is pretty bad too. Also means something terrible in another language."Kul" is a mild way to say something is bull**** in Dutch.
Cooler master is also a terrible name because that just makes you think OEM pc fans.
Leopold makes me think of a leotard or some kind of weird royalty.
"Kul" is a mild way to say something is bull**** in Dutch.
Leopold was/is a king.
"Kul" is a mild way to say something is bull**** in Dutch.
Leopold was/is a king.
Yep, I read a biography on Leopold II (the better known of the two Leopolds), the king took and colonised the Congo as a private holding, and set it up in a way that guaranteed the country would be a clusterf*ck for centuries to come. Kind of put me off the boards a bit when I was looking at them tbh. Yeah, I know that's weird.
liquor in the rear.Don’t try this at home folks: http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html
(21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor, well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.
The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!
When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.
The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%.
In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident.
"astounding misapplication of judgment."
Wow!
And I used to think that I occasionally had "kind of a bloated feeling" after overeating.
The Royal Kludge thread reminded me of this board which I came across a couple of weeks ago.
Perhaps it's waterproof and is marketed towards teenage males.
JiZZ-GX16-Waterproof-LED-Backlight-Mechanical-Handfeel-Gaming-KeyboarDIs that a title off an eBay auction? Have you heard of "keyword spamming" before? ...
liquor in the rear.Don’t try this at home folks: http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.htmlQuote(21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor, well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.
The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!
When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.
The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%.
In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident.
Is that a title off an eBay auction? Have you heard of "keyword spamming" before? ...
Is that a title off an eBay auction? Have you heard of "keyword spamming" before? ...
no it isn't. and yes i have. is there an issue with my post? OP said "Perhaps it's waterproof" and I discovered a version of it that actually is water/jizz proof from a less than reputable vendor, not at all to do with ebay.
Pray tell, how did you realize that version was water/ jizz proof? I hope that less than reputable vendor did not pee and jizz on it to demonstrate that it was indeed proof against these fluids? :p
Isn't it funny if you receive a filthy keyboard in the mail, and the slimy vendor claims it was intentional to prove to you the quality of the board?
Ducky Shine just sounds like a carwash for ducks.
I think the KULs have terrible names. It doesnt flow. Kuuhl?It's Keyed Up Labs. So... the name is an acronym. I don't think you're supposed to pronounce it that way.
pronounced like "cool"I think the KULs have terrible names. It doesnt flow. Kuuhl?It's Keyed Up Labs. So... the name is an acronym. I don't think you're supposed to pronounce it that way.
^ LOL what keyboard is that?
if we count something off keyboards.. Banggood?
Razer's Blackwidow and Blackwidow Ultimate.Most, if not all, are from reptiles, and I think all are spiders/snakes. It goes along with what they have previously done, and would be a retarded thing to just suddenly stop it. IMO the naming system they have is better than most companies in the similar market, like Corsairs is a good naming technique in a technical sense, but has no appeal to the name, and logitechs as far as I can tell doesn't make much sense at all.
It's not a great keyboard to begin with, but they have some strange names for their products. Ouroboros. Tartarus. Why does it all have to be so greek?