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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Novus on Thu, 26 February 2015, 16:15:42
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Do you use your phone In the bathroom?
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Do you use your phone In the bathroom?
Remember geekhack is a judgement free zone. Keep your opinions to yourself.
More often then not using the phone in the bathroom.
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Bathroom has old iphone 4 hooked up to bluetooth speaker. But usually bring ipad in always
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Yep, pretty much 100% of the time.
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The bathroom is my only privacy at home. Of course the phone or iPad comes with me.
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What would one do without some form of pooping technology? If I'm at home, it gets upgraded to the tablet
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99% of my important conversations occur while pooping. If not talking, then usually on reddit on my phone.
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100% of the time.
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reddit
explains a lot
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reddit
explains a lot
Nothing better to do.
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I can't poop and talk to people. My poop gets scared and doesn't want to come out. It won't even come out and play if there are other people in the bathroom. Sometimes I will be mid-plop and someone will walk into a public restroom and my poo will hang onto my sphincter like Cliffhanger. Clinging to my anus for dear life until they finish and leave, then it drops into the pool followed by whatever avalanche had been backing up at that point.
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I can't poop and talk to people. My poop gets scared and doesn't want to come out. It won't even come out and play if there are other people in the bathroom. Sometimes I will be mid-plop and someone will walk into a public restroom and my poo will hang onto my sphincter like Cliffhanger. Clinging to my anus for dear life until they finish and leave, then it drops into the pool followed by whatever avalanche had been backing up at that point.
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Wait, this thread implies that there are people who don't use their phone in the bathroom?
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yes
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Just got home from work. On it right now.
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either phone or kindle on the throne
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My phone has replaced magazines.
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Do you use your phone In the bathroom?
No, I have no phone jack there.
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I think the phone in the bathroom at work is one the unspoken secret habits of the modern workplace.
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I think the phone in the bathroom at work is one the unspoken secret habits of the modern workplace.
This ^
I have a co-worker that takes a minimum of 45 minute bathroom breaks. Drives us all crazy. Keep it reasonably short and everyone will allow it to go gleefully unnoticed.
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What make you stay so long in the bathroom, the distraction or the pooping part of it?
Use phone if I have to send text, otherwise never.
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What make you stay so long in the bathroom, the distraction or the pooping part of it?
Use phone if I have to send text, otherwise never.
You can waste time in there avoiding actually having to do work.
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Getting paid while you take a dump is the best feeling in the world.
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Getting paid while you take a dump is the best feeling in the world.
^seconded, I use a coffee regimen so that the majority of time in the little girls room occurs during work hours. It is only Saturday and Sunday where I have waste my own time.
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90% of the time browsing geekhack is also spent taking a dump.
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90% of the time browsing geekhack is also spent taking a dump.
I think the phone takes more time up than the act of sitting on the throne. Like right now.
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Anyone who says they haven't been on their phone in the toilet is an absolute liar
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Yes I do because I normally take my time in the bathroom. If you place a layer of toilet paper on the toilet, it keeps the water from splashing your ass.
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Yes I do because I normally take my time in the bathroom. If you place a layer of toilet paper on the toilet, it keeps the water from splashing your ass.
thats like, such a waste of toilet paper tho :(
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Where else would I take my nude selfies?
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You would rather save some TP instead of your ass?
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You would rather save some TP instead of your ass?
I got to say, I do the paper liner thing also. It doesn't take much to stop the splash.
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Just a thin layer.
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Where else would I take my nude selfies?
In public.
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Where else would I take my nude selfies?
In public.
LuLz
I also do this. It's no problem as long as you maintain the correct order of operations w/r/t touching your phone and butt.
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Only when Im taking a **** at work, at home I got better things to do than linger in the bathroom