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Title: funny things you overhear people say
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 02 March 2015, 15:08:53
Just heard a technician end his phone call by saying 'May the force be with you.'

Overhear anything funny today?
Title: Re: funny things you overhear people say
Post by: Melvang on Mon, 02 March 2015, 15:09:53
Just heard a technician end his phone call by saying 'May the force be with you.'

Overhear anything funny today?

My wife asked me the other day while she was looking at  a new computer desk online, "Do we have a regular full sized keyboard up here?".
Title: Re: funny things you overhear people say
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 02 March 2015, 15:12:36
Just heard a technician end his phone call by saying 'May the force be with you.'

Overhear anything funny today?

My wife asked me the other day while she was looking at  a new computer desk online, "Do we have a regular full sized keyboard up here?".


Melvang responded by hyperventilating.. breathing into a paper bag for 12 minutes..

Then upon opening the side closet, a torrent of Model Ms fell out... He shouts at the top of his lungs " baby, I LOVE YOU, accept my love.. !! "

/thunderous sound of crashing model-m-waves continue....
Title: Re: funny things you overhear people say
Post by: Melvang on Mon, 02 March 2015, 15:15:09
Just heard a technician end his phone call by saying 'May the force be with you.'

Overhear anything funny today?

My wife asked me the other day while she was looking at  a new computer desk online, "Do we have a regular full sized keyboard up here?".


Melvang responded by hyperventilating.. breathing into a paper bag for 12 minutes..

Then upon opening the side closet, a torrent of Model Ms fell out... He shouts at the top of his lungs " baby, I LOVE YOU, accept my love.. !! "

/thunderous sound of crashing model-m-waves continue....

You are probably closer than what you realize, though our office is essentially a large walk in closet that is listed as a bedroom.

But no both Ms I own are downstairs in my work area.  I did happen to have my rosewill in the office though.
Title: Re: funny things you overhear people say
Post by: Flyersfan1 on Mon, 02 March 2015, 15:15:36
First thing I thought of was this video I like of some guy saying funny things as people are walking by in a crowded mall. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDHp9C2KQAw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDHp9C2KQAw)
Title: Re: funny things you overhear people say
Post by: Novus on Mon, 02 March 2015, 15:44:30
Was waiting in line. Two guys were saying the chick in front them was hot in Spanish.
Title: Re: funny things you overhear people say
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 02 March 2015, 15:51:54
Was waiting in line. Two guys were saying the chick in front them was hot in Spanish.

so what you're saying is.. the most important skill in life is Spanish..
Title: Re: funny things you overhear people say
Post by: Findecanor on Mon, 02 March 2015, 15:52:06
A girl that just got off the overnight ferry from Finland, speaking loudly into her cell phone so that everyone in the subway car could hear her: "I woke up this morning naked in an unknown cabin. I couldn't remember how I got there and I couldn't find my clothes anywhere"
Title: Re: funny things you overhear people say
Post by: paicrai on Mon, 02 March 2015, 16:04:11
A girl that just got off the overnight ferry from Finland, speaking loudly into her cell phone so that everyone in the subway car could hear her: "I woke up this morning naked in an unknown cabin. I couldn't remember how I got there and I couldn't find my clothes anywhere"
wtf
Title: Re: funny things you overhear people say
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 02 March 2015, 16:33:50
A girl that just got off the overnight ferry from Finland, speaking loudly into her cell phone so that everyone in the subway car could hear her: "I woke up this morning naked in an unknown cabin. I couldn't remember how I got there and I couldn't find my clothes anywhere"
wtf

sure sure..  it was pai..  he did it....

hahahahahha
Title: Re: funny things you overhear people say
Post by: Novus on Mon, 02 March 2015, 16:36:05
Was waiting in line. Two guys were saying the chick in front them was hot in Spanish.

so what you're saying is.. the most important skill in life is Spanish..

wrong thread xD
Title: Re: funny things you overhear people say
Post by: Karura on Mon, 02 March 2015, 16:59:48
I've met a lot of American "kids" on DotA2 and CS:GO that cuss and hate on "immigrants" whenever there's a foreign or international player on their team.

1) The "immigrant" player is usually not even American, but actually from a different country.
2) America was built by immigrants.
3) Unless they're Native Americans, the kids hating are probably immigrants themselves.

It's quite ironic, I usually have a good laugh :P
Title: Re: funny things you overhear people say
Post by: paicrai on Mon, 02 March 2015, 21:31:08

A girl that just got off the overnight ferry from Finland, speaking loudly into her cell phone so that everyone in the subway car could hear her: "I woke up this morning naked in an unknown cabin. I couldn't remember how I got there and I couldn't find my clothes anywhere"
wtf

sure sure..  it was pai..  he did it....

hahahahahha
cor blimey
Title: Re: funny things you overhear people say
Post by: Oobly on Tue, 03 March 2015, 04:14:54
cor blimey
Title: Re: funny things you overhear people say
Post by: Novus on Tue, 03 March 2015, 14:19:01
A girl that just got off the overnight ferry from Finland, speaking loudly into her cell phone so that everyone in the subway car could hear her: "I woke up this morning naked in an unknown cabin. I couldn't remember how I got there and I couldn't find my clothes anywhere"

I read this as an overweight girl got off the ferry