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Title: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 05 March 2015, 12:37:24
Gonna be flying to NC to visit gf but I got here early and have an hour layover once I land in Washington from Toronto. I have an hour to kill for now, so entertain me GH. Show me random stuff, get to know me better, troll me, etc.

Please TT
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Michael on Thu, 05 March 2015, 12:41:39
(http://i.imgur.com/jbHGiu4.gif)
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: azhdar on Thu, 05 March 2015, 12:44:45
(http://i.imgur.com/e7qgxDc.jpg)
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 05 March 2015, 12:45:47
why are you not checking out all the pretty girls at the airport..
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 05 March 2015, 12:46:47
why are you not checking out all the pretty girls at the airport..

It's all old white people here...
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Novus on Thu, 05 March 2015, 12:48:31
Check thm out then.
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Michael on Thu, 05 March 2015, 12:48:48
why are you not checking out all the pretty girls at the airport..

It's all old white people here...


smh
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 05 March 2015, 12:56:56
I ain't about that life I'm the only person here who's like, under 30

And at least 60 percent are grey hairs or balding
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Michael on Thu, 05 March 2015, 12:59:55
TIL Sifo is racist against old white people.
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:01:56
They're scary
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: azhdar on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:03:26
They're scary

(http://www.amherstburg-cs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Happy-Old-People3.jpg)
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Novus on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:04:39
Racist
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:05:07
dude u guys are making this "weird"
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:05:42
dude u guys are making this "weird"

implying old white people are weird... and I'M the racist
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Novus on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:07:13
dude u guys are making this "weird"

implying old white people are weird... and I'M the racist

dude u guys are making this "weird"

implying old white people are weird... and I'M the racist

Weird is good. Weird is not boring.
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:08:11
Not when everyone is just sitting on their flip phones
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Sygaldry on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:09:28
They're scary
Old white people always ask where I'm from and how I learned to speak English so well.

Here's an actual conversation I had in a small town in Michigan a couple years back near the Michigan Dunes.

Old White Fogey - Hi there! Where are you from?
Me - Chicago
OWF - Oh... I've never heard of that... Is that in North or South Korea?
Me - It's in... Illinois.
OWF - Illinois? That sounds like a state! Wow I didn't know China had a place called Illinois.
Me - It's not in China...
OWF - Oh so... Japan then?
Me - [sigh] I was born in the US... Illinois is a 3 hour drive from here.
OWF - Why didn't you say so earlier! You look so... Asian though?
Me - That's because I am Asian.
OWF - Hahaha, you're funny! I thought you said you were American?
Me - I am American.
OWF - Now I'm just confused. You're an interesting fellow!
Me - Not really. Sorry, I have a train to catch, nice talking to you! Bye!

Old white people are scary.
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Michael on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:10:00
I'M the racist


qft
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Novus on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:11:36
Just think about DOA 5 last round or Shinji having a breakdown on Asuka.
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:12:23
LOL 10/10 story
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:14:22
They're scary
Old white people always ask where I'm from and how I learned to speak English so well.

Here's an actual conversation I had in a small town in Michigan a couple years back near the Michigan Dunes.

Old White Fogey - Hi there! Where are you from?
Me - Chicago
OWF - Oh... I've never heard of that... Is that in North or South Korea?
Me - It's in... Illinois.
OWF - Illinois? That sounds like a state! Wow I didn't know China had a place called Illinois.
Me - It's not in China...
OWF - Oh so... Japan then?
Me - [sigh] I was born in the US... Illinois is a 3 hour drive from here.
OWF - Why didn't you say so earlier! You look so... Asian though?
Me - That's because I am Asian.
OWF - Hahaha, you're funny! I thought you said you were American?
Me - I am American.
OWF - Now I'm just confused. You're an interesting fellow!
Me - Not really. Sorry, I have a train to catch, nice talking to you! Bye!

Old white people are scary.

U realize that old guy was just fking with you righ? (http://textemoticons.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/073.gif)
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Novus on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:16:19
They're scary
Old white people always ask where I'm from and how I learned to speak English so well.

Here's an actual conversation I had in a small town in Michigan a couple years back near the Michigan Dunes.

Old White Fogey - Hi there! Where are you from?
Me - Chicago
OWF - Oh... I've never heard of that... Is that in North or South Korea?
Me - It's in... Illinois.
OWF - Illinois? That sounds like a state! Wow I didn't know China had a place called Illinois.
Me - It's not in China...
OWF - Oh so... Japan then?
Me - [sigh] I was born in the US... Illinois is a 3 hour drive from here.
OWF - Why didn't you say so earlier! You look so... Asian though?
Me - That's because I am Asian.
OWF - Hahaha, you're funny! I thought you said you were American?
Me - I am American.
OWF - Now I'm just confused. You're an interesting fellow!
Me - Not really. Sorry, I have a train to catch, nice talking to you! Bye!

Old white people are scary.

U realize that old guy was just fking with you righ?
Show Image
(http://textemoticons.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/073.gif)


Yea he was doing the thing where he exploits your need to passively seek his approval and he constantly shoots you down.
Basically tldr he was trying to pork you
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: azhdar on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:18:30
Can you sifo guys help me out on identyfying asians?

I mean koreans, chinese and japanese are quite differents on the look (for the male ones at least) ,  but what's the trick to identify other minors asian countries?
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:20:05
You just gotta see enough of them, there aren't too many subtle features to look out for, and even then it's hard to explain it. Facial features are definitely the key though
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Michael on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:20:45
Sifo hurts my feelings so deep


(http://i.imgur.com/rRXJVx0.png)
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:20:59
Can you sifo guys help me out on identyfying asians?

I mean koreans, chinese and japanese are quite differents on the look (for the male ones at least) ,  but what's the trick to identify other minors asian countries?



You can't always tell them apart without talking to them..

NO ONE CAN, Not even asians, if they say they can, it may only correspond to a slightly higher rate than a white guy..
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:22:23
Sifo hurts my feelings so deep


Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/rRXJVx0.png)


That's not You.. !! liar.. !!
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:24:34
Sifo hurts my feelings so deep


Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/rRXJVx0.png)


That's not You.. !! liar.. !!

Yes it is. It must be. It explains the saggy testes keycap.
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:27:13
My connecting flight to NC just got cancelled... gonna cry
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:31:07
Sifo hurts my feelings so deep


Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/rRXJVx0.png)


That's not You.. !! liar.. !!

Yes it is. It must be. It explains the saggy testes keycap.

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_001_-v2.gif)
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:31:36
My connecting flight to NC just got cancelled... gonna cry

well you get free hotel right?   get ready to do some blow.. and order h00kers.. also u need to order the blow
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: azhdar on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:32:15
My connecting flight to NC just got cancelled... gonna cry

(http://i.imgur.com/VbCNI5B.jpg)
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:48:49
Anyone in Washington... on flight to there now. Gotta figure out how I'm supposed to get to NC
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: mr.squishy on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:51:05
Watch Five Nights at Freddy's videos. Also make sure you watch the game theory on it.
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:52:01

Anyone in Washington... on flight to there now. Gotta figure out how I'm supposed to get to NC

Relax your jaws and suck some ****
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:52:31
Watch Five Nights at Freddy's videos. Also make sure you watch the game theory on it.

what game theory ? there's no opponent..
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:52:58

Anyone in Washington... on flight to there now. Gotta figure out how I'm supposed to get to NC

Relax your jaws and suck some ****

Halverson, that's ur solution to everything.
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Sygaldry on Thu, 05 March 2015, 13:58:29
They're scary
Old white people always ask where I'm from and how I learned to speak English so well.

Here's an actual conversation I had in a small town in Michigan a couple years back near the Michigan Dunes.

Old White Fogey - Hi there! Where are you from?
Me - Chicago
OWF - Oh... I've never heard of that... Is that in North or South Korea?
Me - It's in... Illinois.
OWF - Illinois? That sounds like a state! Wow I didn't know China had a place called Illinois.
Me - It's not in China...
OWF - Oh so... Japan then?
Me - [sigh] I was born in the US... Illinois is a 3 hour drive from here.
OWF - Why didn't you say so earlier! You look so... Asian though?
Me - That's because I am Asian.
OWF - Hahaha, you're funny! I thought you said you were American?
Me - I am American.
OWF - Now I'm just confused. You're an interesting fellow!
Me - Not really. Sorry, I have a train to catch, nice talking to you! Bye!

Old white people are scary.

U realize that old guy was just fking with you righ?
Show Image
(http://textemoticons.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/073.gif)


Yea he was doing the thing where he exploits your need to passively seek his approval and he constantly shoots you down.
Basically tldr he was trying to pork you
I thought he was joking at first, but the conversation actually ran for much longer than the 10 second snippet I decided to transcribe. In my 5 minutes of talking to him I found out he was actually dead serious and was really just curious about where I came from and really had no idea where Chicago was.

Also, considering he was a server and his tip depended on me actually enjoying my dining experience, I doubt he would have been dumb enough to be openly and intentionally racist to a customer :confused:. I decided in the end to tip him normally because he was genuinely just trying to have a conversation and learn something about the outside world.

I also realized that the moment I set foot in that town, all eyes were on me (curious stares and hostile stares alike). I'm pretty sure I was the first Asian person to set foot in that town in the past 10 years. It always amazes me how insulated some towns can be in the US but sadly this kind of thing is far from uncommon in the Midwest. Not so much a problem on the East and West coasts though.
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: mr.squishy on Thu, 05 March 2015, 14:16:21
Watch Five Nights at Freddy's videos. Also make sure you watch the game theory on it.

what game theory ? there's no opponent..
I don't know what you mean by "opponent", but here are the relative links:
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: baldgye on Thu, 05 March 2015, 14:20:26
TIL Sifo is racist against old white people.

and bald people..
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Novus on Thu, 05 March 2015, 14:28:47
Can you sifo guys help me out on identyfying asians?

I mean koreans, chinese and japanese are quite differents on the look (for the male ones at least) ,  but what's the trick to identify other minors asian countries?

Nobody cares about those countries.
I kid.
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 05 March 2015, 14:44:56
Can you sifo guys help me out on identyfying asians?

I mean koreans, chinese and japanese are quite differents on the look (for the male ones at least) ,  but what's the trick to identify other minors asian countries?

Nobody cares about those countries.
I kid.


achm... this is not true..

South asia is developing just fine.. 


Yea there's the drugs.. but, I mean, What country didn't grow alotta drugs prior to large technology investments.
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: iri on Thu, 05 March 2015, 14:47:19
TIL Sifo is a racist, an ageist and a hairist.
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Novus on Thu, 05 March 2015, 14:57:47
Can you sifo guys help me out on identyfying asians?

I mean koreans, chinese and japanese are quite differents on the look (for the male ones at least) ,  but what's the trick to identify other minors asian countries?

Nobody cares about those countries.
I kid.


achm... this is not true..

South asia is developing just fine.. 


Yea there's the drugs.. but, I mean, What country didn't grow alotta drugs prior to large technology investments.

O_o
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Michael on Thu, 05 March 2015, 16:10:08
TIL Sifo is a racist, an ageist and a hairist.


QFT
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 05 March 2015, 16:11:13
TIL Sifo is a racist, an ageist and a hairist.


QFT

what's a hairist
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 05 March 2015, 16:12:39
Relax your jaws and suck some ****
motto
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 05 March 2015, 16:28:54
well. I landed an hour late to Washington Dulles. all flights to NC cancelled. it's snowing quite a bit here. idk what to do
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 05 March 2015, 16:29:44
well. I landed an hour late to Washington Dulles. all flights to NC cancelled. it's snowing quite a bit here. idk what to do

Dude, ur on an Adventure..  !!  Be glad.. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_113_.gif)


Conventions be damned..

I've gotten seriously lost hundreds of times.. IN CHINA..  and yet.. "still alive"..


This is 'murica,  you're way way safer.
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Post by: Novus on Thu, 05 March 2015, 16:31:34
Use the force
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Michael on Thu, 05 March 2015, 17:01:39
TIL Sifo is a racist, an ageist and a hairist.


QFT

what's a hairist


Not sure, but if it's on the internet, it must be true.
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: hking0036 on Thu, 05 March 2015, 20:06:59
I'm in NC! I'll go get ur gf for you :^) don't worry about coming, I'm a pro at stealing waifus I'm sure gfs are the same


Anyone in Washington... on flight to there now. Gotta figure out how I'm supposed to get to NC

Relax your jaws and suck some ****

Also this ^
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 05 March 2015, 20:27:55
(http://i.imgur.com/m2wRhDR.jpg) only good part of this trip so far... desko terminal board with rgb double shots and mx blacks
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 05 March 2015, 22:27:30
Why don't you ever visit me sifbro?
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 05 March 2015, 23:21:38
:( poor
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Novus on Thu, 05 March 2015, 23:25:51
Entertain me for 2 minutes.
So what happened after your flight got canned?
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 05 March 2015, 23:26:56
hey wanna talk about masturbating?
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 05 March 2015, 23:29:26
I got rekt. Lined up 1 hour or more for customer service to get a flight at 6 am today (6th) at another airport. Ate 5 guys burger ad then ubered here. sorry for no updates and bailing so quick I was supposed to have been at Raleigh 6 hours ago. zzz
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Synjin on Thu, 05 March 2015, 23:40:44
They're scary
Old white people always ask where I'm from and how I learned to speak English so well.

Here's an actual conversation I had in a small town in Michigan a couple years back near the Michigan Dunes.

Old White Fogey - Hi there! Where are you from?
Me - Chicago
OWF - Oh... I've never heard of that... Is that in North or South Korea?
Me - It's in... Illinois.
OWF - Illinois? That sounds like a state! Wow I didn't know China had a place called Illinois.
Me - It's not in China...
OWF - Oh so... Japan then?
Me - [sigh] I was born in the US... Illinois is a 3 hour drive from here.
OWF - Why didn't you say so earlier! You look so... Asian though?
Me - That's because I am Asian.
OWF - Hahaha, you're funny! I thought you said you were American?
Me - I am American.
OWF - Now I'm just confused. You're an interesting fellow!
Me - Not really. Sorry, I have a train to catch, nice talking to you! Bye!

Old white people are scary.

U realize that old guy was just fking with you righ?
Show Image
(http://textemoticons.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/073.gif)


Yea he was doing the thing where he exploits your need to passively seek his approval and he constantly shoots you down.
Basically tldr he was trying to pork you
I thought he was joking at first, but the conversation actually ran for much longer than the 10 second snippet I decided to transcribe. In my 5 minutes of talking to him I found out he was actually dead serious and was really just curious about where I came from and really had no idea where Chicago was.

Also, considering he was a server and his tip depended on me actually enjoying my dining experience, I doubt he would have been dumb enough to be openly and intentionally racist to a customer :confused:. I decided in the end to tip him normally because he was genuinely just trying to have a conversation and learn something about the outside world.

I also realized that the moment I set foot in that town, all eyes were on me (curious stares and hostile stares alike). I'm pretty sure I was the first Asian person to set foot in that town in the past 10 years. It always amazes me how insulated some towns can be in the US but sadly this kind of thing is far from uncommon in the Midwest. Not so much a problem on the East and West coasts though.
I get the same looks when i walk into the local truck stop here in my small town.
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Novus on Thu, 05 March 2015, 23:50:24
I got rekt. Lined up 1 hour or more for customer service to get a flight at 6 am today (6th) at another airport. Ate 5 guys burger ad then ubered here. sorry for no updates and bailing so quick I was supposed to have been at Raleigh 6 hours ago. zzz

I said 2 minutes.
That was 1 minute.
You owe me another minute of entertainment :/
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Sifo on Fri, 06 March 2015, 01:54:11
help me... few more hours until I can enter terminal... flight in 3 ish hours.. haven't slept. gf went to bed
Title: Re: Entertain me for a few hours!
Post by: Novus on Fri, 06 March 2015, 01:58:34
No