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Title: The I hate spring thread
Post by: Novus on Thu, 05 March 2015, 20:05:41
Gosh I hate spring.
Annoying weather - warm one day, cold the next sometimes.
More daylight causes cancer and more noise - screaming children playing outside, more bicyclers. Kids give me a migraine. Have to make sure I don't run those runts over too while driving. Bicyclers are just *******s.
Allergies.
Warm weather makes me want to drink soda and eat pie. That makes me fat. Oh ice cream too. **** ice cream.
Gosh, I can't wait to complain about summer in a few months.




Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: sethk_ on Thu, 05 March 2015, 20:06:35
I like winter, like mid spring, but I cannot stand the transition between winter and spring, dark, disgusting colored snow,random and jumpy temps, and the mix of slush, rain, and snow.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: suicidal_orange on Thu, 05 March 2015, 20:29:55
Spring comes before my birthday, which is a reminder that I've wasted another year of my life without finding anything satisfying to make me want to extend my stay in the physical realm.  I would leave but that would be hard on those who appreciate my existence so I just carry on while attempting to wear a happy mask.  It's during springtime that the happy couples emerge and wander the streets hand in hand, and while I have no desire to join their ranks I can't help but be jealous that something so simple can bring them joy.

At work those who have the power to do so refuse to turn the heating off so my office is already as hot as it will be at the height of summer, and I'd best get used to that as there's no air conditioning so the temperature won't improve until autumn.

At least the plants and flowers outside look good, and baby animals and birds are cute!
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 05 March 2015, 20:40:19
You complain too much.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 05 March 2015, 20:41:16

You complain too much.

You must not like me much
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: DeviAchariya on Thu, 05 March 2015, 20:53:29
I hate spring because of the seasonal allergies I have and it comes in the way of summer. Definitely more of a winter hater though. Living in Montreal, Canada sucks balls for that.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 05 March 2015, 21:05:40
You complain too much.

Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 05 March 2015, 21:10:52
You complain too much.
harsh
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: jacobolus on Thu, 05 March 2015, 21:20:31
Annoying weather - warm one day, cold the next sometimes.
If you don’t like seasons, there are options. Where I am the daily high temperature ranges from 60–85 °F throughout the year.

Have to make sure I don't run those runts over too while driving. Bicyclers are just *******s.
Don’t drive a car. Problem solved.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: phoenix1234 on Thu, 05 March 2015, 21:38:58
You complain too much.

Pretty much...
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/df/9d/60/df9d60ab062430094bd41c19bbf185e0.jpg)

:v
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: JPG on Thu, 05 March 2015, 21:45:00
God I love spring, gets warmer after a fu*********** winter. Also, I get to start bicycling again. Oh yeah, bicycle! And skirts for sure :)
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 05 March 2015, 21:50:06
God I love spring, gets warmer after a fu*********** winter. Also, I get to start bicycling again. Oh yeah, bicycle! And skirts for sure :)

JPG riding the bicycle in a skirt..   Thought so...   btw what's ur take on earings..
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: Novus on Thu, 05 March 2015, 22:02:15
You complain too much.

Lighten up, you guys take things too seriously.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: munch on Thu, 05 March 2015, 22:04:53
fooken love me some spring aye.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: Novus on Thu, 05 March 2015, 22:22:37
fooken love me some spring aye.

Queen Victoria would be very displeased with you.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 05 March 2015, 22:59:34
go **** a suck a bag


































NO ****ING OFFENSE
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: azhdar on Fri, 06 March 2015, 01:29:03
I hate spring because it means the winter is almost over, so that the skiing season is over.
I'd gladly have winter all year to be able to ski every week-end.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: rowdy on Fri, 06 March 2015, 04:28:13
I hate spring because hay fever.

Fortunately it is autumn over here :p
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: munch on Fri, 06 March 2015, 07:01:13
fooken love me some spring aye.

Queen Victoria would be very displeased with you.

Apologies to the queen Mary!
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: Melvang on Fri, 06 March 2015, 07:25:31
My only issue with spring is it means I can't run cheese through my smoker until the next winter.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: Findecanor on Fri, 06 March 2015, 07:44:27
What spring?
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: heedpantsnow on Fri, 06 March 2015, 08:00:56
In Florida we don't have spring. Or fall. Or winter. Just a 2 week break from summer around January-February.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: JPG on Fri, 06 March 2015, 08:14:20
God I love spring, gets warmer after a fu*********** winter. Also, I get to start bicycling again. Oh yeah, bicycle! And skirts for sure :)

JPG riding the bicycle in a skirt..   Thought so...   btw what's ur take on earings..


Haha good one. But the skirts are such a nice view in Montreal during spring. Imagine yourself stuck in 5-6 months of cold and then BAM, nice weather comes back.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: osi on Fri, 06 March 2015, 08:14:44
pollen everywhere
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 06 March 2015, 08:31:56
My only issue with spring is it means I can't run cheese through my smoker until the next winter.

I thought you were smoking cheese in the summer last year?
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: Melvang on Fri, 06 March 2015, 08:37:43
My only issue with spring is it means I can't run cheese through my smoker until the next winter.

I thought you were smoking cheese in the summer last year?

The only one I have attempted in temperatures well above freezing is parmesean.  I run my smoker in the winter, just not for cheese.  Way to difficult to keep the temps low enough.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: munch on Fri, 06 March 2015, 09:13:48
wow, I wanna try smoked parmigiano reggiano. that sounds amazing.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 06 March 2015, 11:01:31
Gotta get the nasal-rinse people.. nasal-rinse..

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91545%2BUS1PL._SL1500_.jpg)
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: JaccoW on Fri, 06 March 2015, 14:32:31
We never had winter here in Europe. Please bring in spring, let's see if summer is worth something.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 06 March 2015, 14:39:53
God I h8 these things

(http://www.v-performance.com/content_files/Spring%20set%20of%204_Harris_1.jpg)
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: faceyourfaces on Fri, 06 March 2015, 15:43:26
God I h8 these things

Show Image
(http://www.v-performance.com/content_files/Spring%20set%20of%204_Harris_1.jpg)


I guess you should quit keyboards then.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: demik on Sat, 07 March 2015, 00:41:16
Ditto. Hate warm weather period.

People start acting like fools.

Just heard the first gun shots a couple minutes ago. Summer is even worse.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: Melvang on Sun, 08 March 2015, 01:16:34
The biggest reason I hate spring is it means no more smoking cheese until it gets cold again.  Speaking of which, ran the last batch of the season through the smoker tonight.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: iri on Sun, 08 March 2015, 05:47:14
it was +15 and sunny yesterday.

(https://pp.vk.me/c622019/v622019724/1e9fb/7n-anVqIcMA.jpg)
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: Novus on Sun, 08 March 2015, 06:10:52
Bamn DST you lost an hour of sleep.
**** spring.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 08 March 2015, 12:14:14
Bamn DST you lost an hour of sleep.
**** spring.

But dat sun!
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: Melvang on Mon, 09 March 2015, 15:30:26
55°F in FL, the windows get shut, furnace goes on, and hooded sweatshirts come out of storage.

55°F in Iowa, furnace goes off, every window in the house is open, can wear shorts again without looking like an idiot.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: inanis on Mon, 09 March 2015, 15:39:19
55°F in FL, the windows get shut, furnace goes on, and hooded sweatshirts come out of storage.

55°F in Iowa, furnace goes off, every window in the house is open, can wear shorts again without looking like an idiot.

I can't wait until it gets to 55°F here, we were close today at 45°F. 55 is drive around with all windows down weather! I might take Wednesday off of work just because is currently projected to be 53°F. I hate the cold. I don't know why I continue to live where I do, except for when that first nice day hits it is like heaven on earth.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: iri on Mon, 09 March 2015, 16:26:49
55°F in FL, the windows get shut, furnace goes on, and hooded sweatshirts come out of storage.

55°F in Iowa, furnace goes off, every window in the house is open, can wear shorts again without looking like an idiot.

I can't wait until it gets to 55°F here, we were close today at 45°F. 55 is drive around with all windows down weather! I might take Wednesday off of work just because is currently projected to be 53°F. I hate the cold. I don't know why I continue to live where I do, except for when that first nice day hits it is like heaven on earth.
yeah, the weather must be a little uncomfortable in the ether.
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 09 March 2015, 17:23:32
55°F in FL, the windows get shut, furnace goes on, and hooded sweatshirts come out of storage.

55°F in Iowa, furnace goes off, every window in the house is open, can wear shorts again without looking like an idiot.

If I could wear shorts at my job, I would have today.  We walked to lunch today and it was so warm I shouldn't have worn my jacket.  And I got to drive with the windows down today which was awesome.   :cool:
Title: Re: The I hate spring thread
Post by: Novus on Tue, 10 March 2015, 20:26:21
Gas prices up :/
****ing spring