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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Sat, 14 March 2015, 20:32:12
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Chocolate: Hey, what's up /sound-ruffle ruffle
Tp4: Shhh.. trying to concentrate.. I'm reading..
Chocolate: Oh sry, k.. whateves..
Chocolate: /sound- ruffle ruffle
Tp4: Why are you so insensitive, can't chu tell I'm workin' here
Chocolate: Sure you are..
Tp4: /Angry, What's that suppose to mean..
Chocolate: *****, why am I even here..
Tp4: Cuz you were on sale at the costco, you cheap harlot..
Chocolate: I ain't cheap... See these shiny wrappers, there's nothing on me that's cheap, boy..
Tp4: Be quiet or you're going in the freezer with the vegetables..
Chocolate: I'm way more tasty than they are..
Tp4: You're wasting my time and imagination with this conversation..
Chocolate: Is this really the best you can come up with, personifying me as a slightly more ghetto version of yourself ..
Chocolate: It's cuz I'm brown isn't it.. I'll have you know that's racist.. RACIST..
Tp4: ... keep it up.. see what happens..
Chocolate: Oh like there's even any doubt, you only made up this whole estranged story so you could have an excuse to pig out.
Tp4: ... I'm on a diet...
Chocolate: You're always on a diet, like a female, but you've not had a six pack since late 2012..
Tp4: I've not needed a six pack, I'm secure with me and myself..
Chocolate: That's what insecure people keep telling themselves and others..
Tp4: What would you know about security.
Chocolate: My industry is worth 50-billion world wide.. What is the sum of Tp4 worth..
Tp4: This is ridiculous.. How can I possibly win this..
Chocolate: ha.. there's only one way to silence me.. and we both know it won't actually make you feel any better..
Tp4: nom nom nom nom nom..
/ Silence..
/ Sugar Crash..
/ Dejection / Forlorn / Melancholy
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And thus, my fondness for tp grew three points. I shall have a chocolate biscuit in honor of this.
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It would actually be quite interesting to read -Erotica- written by a fellow GHer..
I wonder what it'd be like.. I mean certainly if he's serious, he wouldn't include silly things like keyboards.. But then again.. I do question whether or not it'd be possible to be So preoccupied with Keyboards that it associates with sexuality..
hrm... I suppose I'm not there yet myself..
Well, if you're out there.. 'd be interested to hear about it.
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11/10
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It would actually be quite interesting to read -Erotica- written by a fellow GHer..
I wonder what it'd be like.. I mean certainly if he's serious, he wouldn't include silly things like keyboards.. But then again.. I do question whether or not it'd be possible to be So preoccupied with Keyboards that it associates with sexuality..
hrm... I suppose I'm not there yet myself..
Well, if you're out there.. 'd be interested to hear about it.
I'm sure you could stick a couple spacebars back to back and maybe smooth the edges up a bit if needed and make them useful. Maybe in this instance shined would be preferred?
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You just won GH for the day.
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It's a great story, tp :thumb:
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You just won GH for the day.
hurray, only 2 hours of the day left...
I don't even know if I can do Taco-Bell hour today, I just ate all this chocolate..
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You just won GH for the day.
hurray, only 2 hours of the day left...
I don't even know if I can do Taco-Bell hour today, I just ate all this chocolate..
For the night then.
I'm on the west coast.
It's night but it's still bright as sunshine outside and it's warm really warm.
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You talk and obsess about your weight issues and body image the same exact way a 16 year old girl does.
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You just won GH for the day.
hurray, only 2 hours of the day left...
I don't even know if I can do Taco-Bell hour today, I just ate all this chocolate..
For the night then.
I'm on the west coast.
It's night but it's still bright as sunshine outside and it's warm really warm.
1wolf, read this slowly, I think you probably would like it..
1wolf lets out a deep breath. He stretches his arms high, loosening the tightened well developed muscles in his back. A warm breeze blows in from the open balcony doors.
He slips on his white silk robe, slides off the slightly damp sheets and picks up a cigarillo off the night stand, making his way to get some air.
He stretches his hands across the balcony railings which overlook a bustling nightlife beneath. As he looks up, the sky is clear and full of stars. Much like that sky he's internally relieved for the night. These hours are the only ones within which he can relax. As his gaze fell lower, as inevitable as the onerous day to come, he witnesses the mess and incomprehensible complexity beneath, the dizzying lights, the noise.
1Wolf raises the Cigarillo, as it rose past his chest, he realized that he's forgotten the lighter.. Just as he turned to retrieve it, Halverson was already beside him, completely naked holding nothing but the lighter in both hands..
Halverson softly: "You forgot this".
A slight twinge on the left corner of 1wolf's lips appeared as their eyes met. Though 1wolf's lips were only raised slightly. To Halverson, nothing felt more satiating, even this most trivial gesture of acknowledgement.
But what can Halverson do.. He's been tamed.. the once ruthless and ...
OK OK ... I' think that's enough.. I'm not sure this is what you wanted 1wolf..
My springboard from your post was .. "It's warm, really warm"
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Other than "ripped-chest" I was enthralled. Seemed a little out of place.
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Other than "ripped-chest" I was enthralled. Seemed a little out of place.
Hrrrmm.. good point.. I shall make corrections..
It was hard for me to get into the emotions. because it's guy x guy.. I have no personal experience to draw from..
Anyone.. Feel free to continue the story.. - Looking at you - Intelli -
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Chocolate: My industry is worth 50-billion world wide.. What is the sum of Tp4 worth..
To be fair Mr.Chocolate... TP eats lots of ramen. He is Ramen. I think he's worth more than you.
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You just won GH for the day.
hurray, only 2 hours of the day left...
I don't even know if I can do Taco-Bell hour today, I just ate all this chocolate..
For the night then.
I'm on the west coast.
It's night but it's still bright as sunshine outside and it's warm really warm.
1wolf, read this slowly, I think you probably would like it..
1wolf lets out a deep breath. He stretches his arms high, loosening the tightened well developed muscles in his back. A warm breeze blows in from the open balcony doors.
He slips on his white silk robe, slides off the slightly damp sheets and picks up a cigarillo off the night stand, making his way to get some air.
He stretches his hands across the balcony railings which overlook a bustling nightlife beneath. As he looks up, the sky is clear and full of stars. Much like that sky he's internally relieved for the night. These hours are the only ones within which he can relax. As his gaze fell lower, as inevitable as the onerous day to come, he witnesses the mess and incomprehensible complexity beneath, the dizzying lights, the noise.
1Wolf raises the Cigarillo, as it rose past his chest, he realized that he's forgotten the lighter.. Just as he turned to retrieve it, Halverson was already beside him, completely naked holding nothing but the lighter in both hands..
Halverson softly: "You forgot this".
A slight twinge on the left corner of 1wolf's lips appeared as their eyes met. Though 1wolf's lips were only raised slightly. To Halverson, nothing felt more satiating, even this most trivial gesture of acknowledgement.
But what can Halverson do.. He's been tamed.. the once ruthless and ...
OK OK ... I' think that's enough.. I'm not sure this is what you wanted 1wolf..
My springboard from your post was .. "It's warm, really warm"
Great story teepee.
I choked on wasabi while reading this.
Why is this in the stare down thread lol?
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I read.. warm.. really warm.. in this thread, right after reading ur post in the erotica thread.. and decided to crank-one-out without waiting to get back to the other thread..
It's a Warm of the moment thing.
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It's a Warm of the moment thing.
Prosterity!!!
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are you sure you've go the right word there?
posterity?
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It's 1/3 prosperous, 1/3 prostate and 1/3 prosperity
On my iPhone you tp
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shag the chocolate