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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Sat, 14 March 2015, 20:42:57
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Just wonderin'...
anyone?
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If it involves GH, I'm guessing I'd be involved....oh my
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If it involves GH, I'm guessing I'd be involved....oh my
Milky and Halverson pairing.
Enderavour to Deverson
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I'd be too embarrassed to write one myself under the Tp4-brand.
Do real erotica authors write under their real-own-name?
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You can write one and I'll publish it for you.
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Is this your way of saying, "I wanna read your Rule63 Sonic The Hedgehog fanfiction"?
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Maybe this is what you are looking for?
Long story short, Glissant has this sweet mx mini that I fell in love with. I looked over at him with puppy eyes, mumbling how much I really liked typing on it. "You're not getting that keyboard." was all he said. Not one to take no for an answer, I wrote a little story on notepad to try to convince him of our love. It was only meant to be for lols but then he liked it so much that told me to post it. So I hope, if you've read it, you'll be on my side and convince him that mx mini and I are meant to be together. I hope this isn't considered NSFW, it's just meant to be a funny story :)
The story:
"Mmm.." I moan as my fingers press down on your body.
The resistance sends shivers down my spine. I love the way you clink softly as I type away.
You're so sleek. So silent, so perfectly smooth. It's what first drew you to me.
I felt dirty as my chocmini was only a few inches away, forgotten and abandoned. I couldn't help
myself. You drew me to you with your metal case, your smooth black keyset, the splash of color on
the ctrl, shift, and alt keys. I bit my finger. Should I? Should I touch you? I tentatively touched
the "J"key. The resistance was beautiful. It felt fresh, new, springy, wonderful. I lost myself in
your keys, typing away, my fingers exploring you. I was far gone now, I couldn't stop. I couldn't
believe I had ever been with those Dell keyboards, or even that Choc Mini. It was wrong, it was so
wrong. It was you all this time I had been waiting for. It was you, with your soft tinkling sound,
your cushioned touch. It was you all this time that I was waiting for. I paused from my frenzy, my
lips parted, my fingers hovering over your perfect body. I wanted you. I would have to tell the Chocmini
somehow, but it was me and you from now on. I wanted you in my usb slot. I wanted your big pink
cable in my tight usb slot. In that moment, I knew I was gone.
I opened my usb slot. Your thick cable was in my hand, ready to be put in. I moaned as I pushed
you into the slot. The window popped up, installing the driver. My toes curled with anticipation. I was so
ready for this. It finished installing and my fingers touched you. Slowly, but then the pace
quickened. I moaned loudly at the smoothness and resistance of our typing. Together we made beautiful
music and words. Together we typed paragraphs, endless sonnets of passion. My wpm was reaching levels
it had never seen before. My heart was racing, my breath came out ragged, desperate. So close now.
So close so close so- aaaaah! I finished typing and slumped back into my chair, waves of ecstacy
flowing through me. You were amazing. You were just so...sensual.
I looked over at my chocmini with disdain.
"Get out." I muttered. "Just pack your cable and get the **** out."
It was me and you now, mx mini. Just us.
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You can write one and I'll publish it for you.
I wrote something for you in the Staredown chocolate thread.
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Maybe this is what you are looking for?
Long story short, Glissant has this sweet mx mini that I fell in love with. I looked over at him with puppy eyes, mumbling how much I really liked typing on it. "You're not getting that keyboard." was all he said. Not one to take no for an answer, I wrote a little story on notepad to try to convince him of our love. It was only meant to be for lols but then he liked it so much that told me to post it. So I hope, if you've read it, you'll be on my side and convince him that mx mini and I are meant to be together. I hope this isn't considered NSFW, it's just meant to be a funny story :)
The story:
"Mmm.." I moan as my fingers press down on your body.
The resistance sends shivers down my spine. I love the way you clink softly as I type away.
You're so sleek. So silent, so perfectly smooth. It's what first drew you to me.
I felt dirty as my chocmini was only a few inches away, forgotten and abandoned. I couldn't help
myself. You drew me to you with your metal case, your smooth black keyset, the splash of color on
the ctrl, shift, and alt keys. I bit my finger. Should I? Should I touch you? I tentatively touched
the "J"key. The resistance was beautiful. It felt fresh, new, springy, wonderful. I lost myself in
your keys, typing away, my fingers exploring you. I was far gone now, I couldn't stop. I couldn't
believe I had ever been with those Dell keyboards, or even that Choc Mini. It was wrong, it was so
wrong. It was you all this time I had been waiting for. It was you, with your soft tinkling sound,
your cushioned touch. It was you all this time that I was waiting for. I paused from my frenzy, my
lips parted, my fingers hovering over your perfect body. I wanted you. I would have to tell the Chocmini
somehow, but it was me and you from now on. I wanted you in my usb slot. I wanted your big pink
cable in my tight usb slot. In that moment, I knew I was gone.
I opened my usb slot. Your thick cable was in my hand, ready to be put in. I moaned as I pushed
you into the slot. The window popped up, installing the driver. My toes curled with anticipation. I was so
ready for this. It finished installing and my fingers touched you. Slowly, but then the pace
quickened. I moaned loudly at the smoothness and resistance of our typing. Together we made beautiful
music and words. Together we typed paragraphs, endless sonnets of passion. My wpm was reaching levels
it had never seen before. My heart was racing, my breath came out ragged, desperate. So close now.
So close so close so- aaaaah! I finished typing and slumped back into my chair, waves of ecstacy
flowing through me. You were amazing. You were just so...sensual.
I looked over at my chocmini with disdain.
"Get out." I muttered. "Just pack your cable and get the **** out."
It was me and you now, mx mini. Just us.
Yea that one is quite good.. Although I think Moonprism is probably a shy girl, because she was very forward with the descriptions rather than projecting them coquettishly..
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Yes. What do you want to know?
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Yes. What do you want to know?
Really.... Please post.. I want to read ...
Or you could PM me..
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Maybe this is what you are looking for?
Long story short, Glissant has this sweet mx mini that I fell in love with. I looked over at him with puppy eyes, mumbling how much I really liked typing on it. "You're not getting that keyboard." was all he said. Not one to take no for an answer, I wrote a little story on notepad to try to convince him of our love. It was only meant to be for lols but then he liked it so much that told me to post it. So I hope, if you've read it, you'll be on my side and convince him that mx mini and I are meant to be together. I hope this isn't considered NSFW, it's just meant to be a funny story :)
The story:
"Mmm.." I moan as my fingers press down on your body.
The resistance sends shivers down my spine. I love the way you clink softly as I type away.
You're so sleek. So silent, so perfectly smooth. It's what first drew you to me.
I felt dirty as my chocmini was only a few inches away, forgotten and abandoned. I couldn't help
myself. You drew me to you with your metal case, your smooth black keyset, the splash of color on
the ctrl, shift, and alt keys. I bit my finger. Should I? Should I touch you? I tentatively touched
the "J"key. The resistance was beautiful. It felt fresh, new, springy, wonderful. I lost myself in
your keys, typing away, my fingers exploring you. I was far gone now, I couldn't stop. I couldn't
believe I had ever been with those Dell keyboards, or even that Choc Mini. It was wrong, it was so
wrong. It was you all this time I had been waiting for. It was you, with your soft tinkling sound,
your cushioned touch. It was you all this time that I was waiting for. I paused from my frenzy, my
lips parted, my fingers hovering over your perfect body. I wanted you. I would have to tell the Chocmini
somehow, but it was me and you from now on. I wanted you in my usb slot. I wanted your big pink
cable in my tight usb slot. In that moment, I knew I was gone.
I opened my usb slot. Your thick cable was in my hand, ready to be put in. I moaned as I pushed
you into the slot. The window popped up, installing the driver. My toes curled with anticipation. I was so
ready for this. It finished installing and my fingers touched you. Slowly, but then the pace
quickened. I moaned loudly at the smoothness and resistance of our typing. Together we made beautiful
music and words. Together we typed paragraphs, endless sonnets of passion. My wpm was reaching levels
it had never seen before. My heart was racing, my breath came out ragged, desperate. So close now.
So close so close so- aaaaah! I finished typing and slumped back into my chair, waves of ecstacy
flowing through me. You were amazing. You were just so...sensual.
I looked over at my chocmini with disdain.
"Get out." I muttered. "Just pack your cable and get the **** out."
It was me and you now, mx mini. Just us.
How have I not read that already, that has to be the best thread on geekhack...
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I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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Once, back in about 1999, as a joke, intended to be the worst lemon fic ever. It has thankfully long since been lost to time. Note that in 1999 I was 17 and had no idea at all about sex, so it was even worse than it could have been.
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Uh, sorta. Why do you ask?
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Yes. What do you want to know?
Really.... Please post.. I want to read ...
Or you could PM me..
Request denied :p
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One most understand the mysterious Genghis Swan https://www.fictionpress.com/u/986863/Genghis-Swan
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Yes. What do you want to know?
Really.... Please post.. I want to read ...
Or you could PM me..
Request denied :p
Tease.jpg
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I'll tell you this much: the genre is mostly Bear Shapeshifter BBW Alpha Male Paranormal. Very big on Amazon.
Not joking. As some of you know, my main business is publishing Kindle books. You would be surprised how many Kindle writers have written erotica at some point. Of course I can't reveal my pen names for that. :))
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I'll tell you this much: the genre is mostly Bear Shapeshifter BBW Alpha Male Paranormal. Very big on Amazon.
Not joking. As some of you know, my main business is publishing Kindle books. You would be surprised how many Kindle writers have written erotica at some point. Of course I can't reveal my pen names for that. :))
Please tell me you wrote A Gronking to Remember. That was epic.
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I'll tell you this much: the genre is mostly Bear Shapeshifter BBW Alpha Male Paranormal. Very big on Amazon.
Not joking. As some of you know, my main business is publishing Kindle books. You would be surprised how many Kindle writers have written erotica at some point. Of course I can't reveal my pen names for that. :))
Hang on,
Could you elaborate on, Bear Shapeshifter BBW Alpha Male Paranormal,
Is that 1- physical object, or a list of the commonly chosen topics.
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I'll tell you this much: the genre is mostly Bear Shapeshifter BBW Alpha Male Paranormal. Very big on Amazon.
Geeze you published it. I wrote MLP post apocalyptic stuff that included a rape scene and a mid-air pegasus coupling but I didn't let anyone read it.
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I'll tell you this much: the genre is mostly Bear Shapeshifter BBW Alpha Male Paranormal. Very big on Amazon.
Geeze you published it. I wrote MLP post apocalyptic stuff that included a rape scene and a mid-air pegasus coupling but I didn't let anyone read it.
Now is the time, bro....ny.
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Hang on,
Could you elaborate on, Bear Shapeshifter BBW Alpha Male Paranormal,
Is that 1- physical object, or a list of the commonly chosen topics.
All in one book :thumb:
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No, but I could...
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if anyone's ever talked to me right after i've talked to garrus in mass effect then essentially yes
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There's so much bad simile this hobby opens up.
"She snapped upright with the solid click of a Gateron blue."
"It's a 40%, with all the functionality of a full-size, baby."
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Is this your way of saying, "I wanna read your Rule63 Sonic The Hedgehog fanfiction"?
I saw tp and just assumed it was to look for new stuff to read.
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Is this your way of saying, "I wanna read your Rule63 Sonic The Hedgehog fanfiction"?
I saw tp and just assumed it was to look for new stuff to read.
I've never read an erotic novel..
Actually.. hrmmm... I think softmore year of college I was trying to make it with this filipina who lived 2 doors down.. I think I flipped through a few pages of her stack after we did the thing..
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wanna write some garrus fanfics?
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I didn't get Garrus win in ME3
I regret that now :/