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Title: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Air tree on Mon, 06 April 2015, 23:02:36
So I got this huge ass jaw breaker on a stick and after a white of licking this thing, it turns into this  white sand paper like surface that is terrible, and after a while of licking on this piece of sh*t, I notice blood is staining this white sand paper surface. I put it down and I see my Tongue is bleeding.

Never again giant jaw breaker on a stick. Never again.  >:D



Ps. My tongue hurts. :(
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: nubbinator on Mon, 06 April 2015, 23:16:28
TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Air tree on Mon, 06 April 2015, 23:19:44
TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.
I didn't go out to the store and buy it or anything. My grandmother sent it to me as a gift I guess. Among other things.


DON'T JUDGE ME


Plus, I like green apple.
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: nubbinator on Mon, 06 April 2015, 23:21:59
TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.
I didn't go out to the store and buy it or anything. My grandmother sent it to me as a gift I guess. Among other things.


DON'T JUDGE ME

That makes it even more cute.  I'm picturing you in your little sailor outfit right now.   
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Air tree on Mon, 06 April 2015, 23:26:32
TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.
I didn't go out to the store and buy it or anything. My grandmother sent it to me as a gift I guess. Among other things.


DON'T JUDGE ME

That makes it even more cute.  I'm picturing you in your little sailor outfit right now.
THEY JUST HATE US, CAUSE THEY AINT' US
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Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 06 April 2015, 23:31:56
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: berserkfan on Mon, 06 April 2015, 23:54:32
TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.
I didn't go out to the store and buy it or anything. My grandmother sent it to me as a gift I guess. Among other things.


DON'T JUDGE ME


Plus, I like green apple.

Lemme guess, the other things, include grandma's hand knitted socks (5 sizes too small) and woolen underwear from the last time Sears had a sale. :p
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 07 April 2015, 00:01:01
I really like the green apple flavor jolly ranchers..

I wish they made them a bit smaller..  like Half the size of the original candy bar..  it's a bit too big..
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 07 April 2015, 00:28:02

So I got this huge ass jaw breaker on a stick and after a white of licking this thing, it turns into this  white sand paper like surface that is terrible, and after a while of licking on this piece of sh*t, I notice blood is staining this white sand paper surface. I put it down and I see my Tongue is bleeding.

Never again giant jaw breaker on a stick. Never again.  >:D



Ps. My tongue hurts. :(

Sorry I didn't warn you. Me and a buddy had a contest a few years ago "who can lick to the center first". We both gave up upon bleeding.
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 07 April 2015, 00:29:18

TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.

Do gobstoppers count as jawbreakers? Cause I'll eat those ****ers till I die(mind you I haven't has any in a decade)
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 07 April 2015, 00:32:32

TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.

Do gobstoppers count as jawbreakers? Cause I'll eat those ****ers till I die(mind you I haven't has any in a decade)

Why did we ever stop eating candy..

I mean.. I have the chocolate here n' there..   but all that other stuff..

I can't remember why I've stopped..

I think my next trip to the Costco will be disastrous with outcome of diabetic proportions.
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 07 April 2015, 01:03:42


TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.

Do gobstoppers count as jawbreakers? Cause I'll eat those ****ers till I die(mind you I haven't has any in a decade)

Why did we ever stop eating candy..

I mean.. I have the chocolate here n' there..   but all that other stuff..

I can't remember why I've stopped..

I think my next trip to the Costco will be disastrous with outcome of diabetic proportions.

I hear ya. I'll be in America Wednesday, time to get diabetes and heart disease!
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: jacobolus on Tue, 07 April 2015, 01:11:48
I knew a guy who literally broke one of his teeth trying to chew one of the larger ones. Some people...
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Air tree on Tue, 07 April 2015, 01:13:22


TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.

Do gobstoppers count as jawbreakers? Cause I'll eat those ****ers till I die(mind you I haven't has any in a decade)

Why did we ever stop eating candy..

I mean.. I have the chocolate here n' there..   but all that other stuff..

I can't remember why I've stopped..

I think my next trip to the Costco will be disastrous with outcome of diabetic proportions.

I hear ya. I'll be in America Wednesday, time to get diabetes and heart disease!
What part of Canada do you live in, Halverson? I'm pretty close enough to Vancouver BC.
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Novus on Tue, 07 April 2015, 03:13:29
Teepee thread is air tree
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 07 April 2015, 03:14:45



TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.

Do gobstoppers count as jawbreakers? Cause I'll eat those ****ers till I die(mind you I haven't has any in a decade)

Why did we ever stop eating candy..

I mean.. I have the chocolate here n' there..   but all that other stuff..

I can't remember why I've stopped..

I think my next trip to the Costco will be disastrous with outcome of diabetic proportions.

I hear ya. I'll be in America Wednesday, time to get diabetes and heart disease!
What part of Canada do you live in, Halverson? I'm pretty close enough to Vancouver BC.

I'm northern Ontario, close to no one :(
Driving over to Wisconsin for a bit.
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 07 April 2015, 08:05:33
Friction burn ... hrmmmmmmm...
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: baldgye on Tue, 07 April 2015, 10:43:21
jawbreaker =/= gobstopper ???
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 07 April 2015, 12:09:27

jawbreaker =/= gobstopper ???

Are they not all hard balls with multiple layers of candy?
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: baldgye on Tue, 07 April 2015, 12:46:46

jawbreaker =/= gobstopper ???

Are they not all hard balls with multiple layers of candy?

they are
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 07 April 2015, 13:00:34
so what's the deal with all these people making all these pointless threads?

Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 07 April 2015, 14:00:00
so what's the deal with all these people making all these pointless threads?



Jealous ?(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/sillyp1.gif)
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 07 April 2015, 14:01:34

so what's the deal with all these people making all these pointless threads?

Boredom? Looking for a bit of fun?
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: baldgye on Tue, 07 April 2015, 14:02:42

so what's the deal with all these people making all these pointless threads?

Boredom? Looking for a bit of fun?

is this a pickup line?
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 07 April 2015, 14:04:39

so what's the deal with all these people making all these pointless threads?

Boredom? Looking for a bit of fun?

Halverson, you works nights on 48th NYC yea? 

from the lingo
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 07 April 2015, 14:08:31
so what's the deal with all these people making all these pointless threads?



Jealous ?
Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/sillyp1.gif)


jealousy would be pointless... nobody can beat tp at the pointless thread game...
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 07 April 2015, 14:10:28
Whoops, it appears I've become a prostitute.
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: rowdy on Tue, 07 April 2015, 17:14:25
Whoops, it appears I've become a prostitute.

Sharkstitute.
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Joey Quinn on Tue, 07 April 2015, 17:20:03
Whoops, it appears I've become a prostitute.

Sharkstitute.

I like it toothy  ;)
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Sifo on Tue, 07 April 2015, 17:25:03
I used to just smash them and then bite on smaller pieces
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 07 April 2015, 17:54:26

Whoops, it appears I've become a prostitute.

Sharkstitute.

I like it toothy  ;)

Omnomnomnom
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 07 April 2015, 19:10:29
speaking of words ending with "-awbreakers" for things that we ****ing hate, lawbreakers are ****ing terribad
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Air tree on Tue, 07 April 2015, 19:28:29
speaking of words ending with "-awbreakers" for things that we ****ing hate, lawbreakers are ****ing terribad
Except when you're a lawbreaker for being homosexual, for example.  ****ed up laws are ****ed up.
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 07 April 2015, 20:38:01
speaking of words ending with "-awbreakers" for things that we ****ing hate, lawbreakers are ****ing terribad
Except when you're a lawbreaker for being homosexual, for example.  ****ed up laws are ****ed up.
alright lets say lawbreakers in progressive countries instead where doing the diddle with a guy is not a criminal offense
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Air tree on Tue, 07 April 2015, 20:38:36
speaking of words ending with "-awbreakers" for things that we ****ing hate, lawbreakers are ****ing terribad
Except when you're a lawbreaker for being homosexual, for example.  ****ed up laws are ****ed up.
alright lets say lawbreakers in progressive countries instead where doing the diddle with a guy is not a criminal offense
Good enough for me.
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Novus on Tue, 07 April 2015, 20:43:30
Dildo for you Dildo for you Dildo for me
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: Air tree on Tue, 07 April 2015, 20:47:30
Dildo for you Dildo for you Dildo for me
Sounds like a party!
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 07 April 2015, 21:04:06
Dildo for you Dildo for you Dildo for me
Sounds like a party!
sure does~
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: baldgye on Wed, 08 April 2015, 06:48:56
speaking of words ending with "-awbreakers" for things that we ****ing hate, lawbreakers are ****ing terribad

Agreed!! The only thing we can do to stop them is shoot them in the back and lie on the police reports!!
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: paicrai on Wed, 08 April 2015, 08:47:23
speaking of words ending with "-awbreakers" for things that we ****ing hate, lawbreakers are ****ing terribad

Agreed!! The only thing we can do to stop them is shoot them in the back and lie on the police reports!!
klob bless amerika
Title: Re: F**king jaw breakers.
Post by: 0100010 on Wed, 08 April 2015, 20:10:57
Easier to enjoy them when they are smaller.

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