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Title: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: plegnic on Wed, 22 April 2015, 08:59:44: https://www.google.com/search?q=earth+day+quiz

I am a Komodo Dragon: "You have an appetite for life-as well as the ability to swallow an entire goat." :))

What are y'all?
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: CPTBadAss on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:01:26: My username is orange and according to Diablo, that means I'm a legendary item. I really hope I'm something cool like that axe that made mooing noises when you swung it.
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:02:16: I got pangolin?
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: tigersharkdude on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:04:06: You're a woolly mammoth!
So unique, you're technically extinct, but on the bright side scientists hope to be able to clone you some day!
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: azhdar on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:04:59: Komdo Dragon too.
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: beehatch on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:07:41: You're a pangolin!The practical sort, you know just when to curl up into a ball to thwart predators.

I really wanted to be a cool dragon :( not some dumb curling lizard
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:09:35: Quote from: beehatch on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:07:41
You're a pangolin!The practical sort, you know just when to curl up into a ball to thwart predators.

I really wanted to be a cool dragon :( not some dumb curling lizard

Hai, neighbor ? fine day to curl up into a ball and sit in front of the computer all day ain't it?

(http://textemoticons.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/073.gif)
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: beehatch on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:12:47: Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:09:35
Quote from: beehatch on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:07:41
You're a pangolin!The practical sort, you know just when to curl up into a ball to thwart predators.

I really wanted to be a cool dragon :( not some dumb curling lizard

Hai, neighbor ? fine day to curl up into a ball and sit in front of the computer all day ain't it?

Show Image
(http://textemoticons.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/073.gif)

This is sadly accurate and true.
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: engicoder on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:16:19: You're a giant squid!
You can achieve anything to which you put your mind and/or your massive tentacles.

...and my tentacle(s) are massive! :p
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:18:04: Quote from: engicoder on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:16:19
Quote
You're a giant squid!
You can achieve anything to which you put your mind and/or your massive tentacles.

...and my tentacle(s) are massive! :p

I redid the test, and the difference between pangolin and squid is from "cave" to "rarely seen" and "eating salad" to "eating meat"
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: henz on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:34:35: Honeybadger!
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: nova779 on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:39:38: Apparently I am a honeybadger but I am a big woos so I am sure that's not true.
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: absyrd on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:40:59: Quote
You're coral!

Your hidden beauty attracts many suitors. Also, did you know you were an animal?!
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: Nai_Calus on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:57:51: Mantis shrimp. I am awesome.
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: paicrai on Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:04:19: oh this isnt a fursona thread?
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:06:00: I'm a coral. :| I think that means I'm boring? :(

At least absyrd is on my side.
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:06:30: Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:06:00
I'm a coral. :| I think that means I'm boring? :(

At least absyrd is on my side.

you got coral?

LOL.. what did you pick.
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: Air tree on Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:06:40: You're a pangolin! The practical sort, you know just when to curl up into a ball to thwart predators.

Pangolins UNITE
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:11:07: Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:06:30
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:06:00
I'm a coral. :| I think that means I'm boring? :(

At least absyrd is on my side.

you got coral?

LOL.. what did you pick.

I picked the least-wrong answers for me.

This quiz was fairly limited in options. You're either alone or a party animal, there's no in between. My reaction to wearing the same outfit would be "skip around arm in arm because we totally planned it", but that's not an option :-/ "Cheesecake" was sadly missing from the snack list. And every hobby involved physical activity, which is just silly. :|
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: plegnic on Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:29:36: Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:11:07
Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:06:30
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:06:00
I'm a coral. :| I think that means I'm boring? :(

At least absyrd is on my side.

you got coral?

LOL.. what did you pick.

I picked the least-wrong answers for me.

This quiz was fairly limited in options. You're either alone or a party animal, there's no in between. My reaction to wearing the same outfit would be "skip around arm in arm because we totally planned it", but that's not an option :-/ "Cheesecake" was sadly missing from the snack list. And every hobby involved physical activity, which is just silly. :|

Yeah I would have put "become best friends" on the outfit one. I was also very tempted to pick "a complex system of glands" for what I seek in a partner haha.
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: Joey Quinn on Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:33:07: You're a red capped manakin! You love to dance and you dance to love–preferably on a branch unobstructed by other vegetation.

Well then, that's not what I thought I'd get.

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:11:07
I picked the least-wrong answers for me.

This quiz was fairly limited in options. You're either alone or a party animal, there's no in between. My reaction to wearing the same outfit would be "skip around arm in arm because we totally planned it", but that's not an option :-/ "Cheesecake" was sadly missing from the snack list. And every hobby involved physical activity, which is just silly. :|

I totally agree, there were no answers that really applied to me so I just went with the least wrong one.
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:49:51: Quote from: Air tree on Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:06:40
You're a pangolin! The practical sort, you know just when to curl up into a ball to thwart predators.

Pangolins UNITE

Congrats on Pangolin..

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/f6eb47d3.gif)

The Pangolin Army (thus far)

beehatch
Tp4ti
Airtree.
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: pichu23 on Wed, 22 April 2015, 11:39:18: You're a cuttlefish!
With the best brain-to-body ratio of all invertebrates AND the ability to camouflage your skin at will, you're the complete package!

HAH :p
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: Lpwl on Wed, 22 April 2015, 12:03:31: I'm a coral too ;D
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: KnivesM on Wed, 22 April 2015, 12:18:06: I am a meat popsicle, first thing that came to my mind when I read the title.

Lol I got a Honey Badger. : ;D
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: derezzed on Wed, 22 April 2015, 20:02:11: I am John Madden's eyebrows. Right now they're fuzzy little caterpillars but someday, they're going to be beautiful butterflies.
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: Elrick on Wed, 22 April 2015, 20:36:14: Quote from: KnivesM on Wed, 22 April 2015, 12:18:06
Lol I got a Honey Badger. : ;D

Same here, suppose it fits me since I would rip into anything that's sweet ;) .
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: Sygaldry on Wed, 22 April 2015, 20:38:34: (https://www.google.com/logos/2015/earthdayquiz/animals/v2/giant-squid.jpg)
You're a giant squid!

You can achieve anything to which you put your mind and/or your massive tentacles.
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: Smasher816 on Wed, 22 April 2015, 20:49:46: Another squid
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: jdcarpe on Wed, 22 April 2015, 21:33:17: Giant squid checking in. :)
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: pesky brat on Wed, 22 April 2015, 21:37:29: Quote from: Nai_Calus on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:57:51
Mantis shrimp. I am awesome.

Unite, my brother ;)
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 22 April 2015, 21:40:11: Quote from: tigersharkdude on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:04:06
You're a woolly mammoth!
So unique, you're technically extinct, but on the bright side scientists hope to be able to clone you some day!

I am a woolly mammoth too!

Hey - apparently we were still around when the pyramids were being built!
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: Touch_It on Wed, 22 April 2015, 22:18:51: Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:02:16
I got pangolin?
Me too lol
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: Air tree on Wed, 22 April 2015, 22:32:23: Quote from: Touch_It on Wed, 22 April 2015, 22:18:51

Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:02:16
I got pangolin?
Me too lol
The 4th member of the pangolin master race has arisen...
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: Booper on Wed, 22 April 2015, 22:35:19: coral :/

I feel so boring!
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: Joey Quinn on Wed, 22 April 2015, 22:41:24: I'm the only Red Capped Manakin so far! :cool:
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: noisyturtle on Wed, 22 April 2015, 23:13:08: "You're a mantis shrimp!
Mysterious and beautiful, you’re not afraid to use your powerful claws to attack, stun, and dismember prey."

and on a related note, this is pretty neat (comic by The oatmeal):
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp)
they truly are one of the strangest creatures on the planet

Here's a bonus peacock mantis shrimp I met one time at the aquarium. He was a cool dude, and didn't afraid of nuthin.
(http://i.imgur.com/1viIDTg.jpg)

OK well, what the ****. I just retook the quiz and picked the EXACT OPPOSITE of what I would normally choose, i.e. the least appealing option to my personal tastes in each of the 4 choices, and I wound up with mantis shrimp again!
Welp I may be a weird alien shrimp, but at least I have eyes powerful enough to see this quiz is bull****.
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 23 April 2015, 11:20:30: Quote from: Booper on Wed, 22 April 2015, 22:35:19
coral :/

I feel so boring!

Corals unite!
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: Joey Quinn on Thu, 23 April 2015, 11:38:43: I wish is was a mantis shrimp who didn't afraid of nuthin.
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 23 April 2015, 13:11:24: Quote from: Joey Quinn on Thu, 23 April 2015, 11:38:43
I wish is was a mantis shrimp who didn't afraid of nuthin.

is the mantis shrimp the one with the air bubble attack.
Title: Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
Post by: Joey Quinn on Thu, 23 April 2015, 13:12:07: Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 23 April 2015, 13:11:24
Quote from: Joey Quinn on Thu, 23 April 2015, 11:38:43
I wish is was a mantis shrimp who didn't afraid of nuthin.

is the mantis shrimp the one with the air bubble attack.
Yep