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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:07:01

Title: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:07:01

I want to become a great collector. Need money to buy Clacks, Bros, and Korean Kustom Keyboards. Can repay you with pics of naked chicks or dudes and my eternal soul.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:07:55

do you want to be an intern as part of my keyboard empire? I just bought KWK so you know I'm rolling in it. Dolla dolla bills ya'll

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:08:27

Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:07:01

I want to become a great collector. Need money to buy Clacks, Bros, and Korean Kustom Keyboards. Can repay you with pics of naked chicks or dudes and my eternal soul.

sinking the mayonnaise was 3 days ago think about that

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:08:44

Counter proposal:

I can give you nudes. You give me money and keyboards. And Clacks. And nubb caps.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:08:51

Quote from: CPTBadAss on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:07:55

do you want to be an intern as part of my keyboard empire? I just bought KWK so you know I'm rolling in it. Dolla dolla bills ya'll

Depends, am I beneath you or beneath you? Who am I kidding. I'm in either way.

Quote from: paicrai on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:08:27

sinking the mayonnaise was 3 days ago think about that

Am I still drunk? I didn't think I had that much...

Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:08:44

Counter proposal:

I can give you nudes. You give me money and keyboards. And Clacks. And nubb caps.

Counter counter proposal, you send me nudes.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:11:44

Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:08:51

Quote from: CPTBadAss on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:07:55
do you want to be an intern as part of my keyboard empire? I just bought KWK so you know I'm rolling in it. Dolla dolla bills ya'll

Depends, am I beneath you or beneath you? Who am I kidding. I'm in either way.

Yes

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:12:01

Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:08:51

Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:08:44
Counter proposal:

I can give you nudes. You give me money and keyboards. And Clacks. And nubb caps.

Counter counter proposal, you send me nudes.

Give me time to consider.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:12:55

Hey ***** I want to become a great collector first and buy friends so I can fit in.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:15:03

Quote from: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:12:55

Hey ***** I want to become a great collector first and buy friends so I can fit in.

Wait, we have to buy friends here? ****.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:22:02

Well in my desperate need to own everything it's hard to make friends, so I consider everybody selling to me my friend.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:24:50

Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:07:01

Need money

**** that.

Just take all my caps, I don't need them.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:25:10

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:24:50

Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:07:01
Need money

**** that.

Just take all my caps, I don't need them.

dibs

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:27:12

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:24:50

Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:07:01
Need money

**** that.

Just take all my caps, I don't need them.

You have my address. I await fulfillment and keycap nirvana.

(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/nirvana/images/8/80/Nirvana-Wallpaper.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130412204553)

I kind of really want this cap to be made now. In addition to hapster and sadster have nirvana

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:27:33

Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:25:10

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:24:50
Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:07:01
Need money

**** that.

Just take all my caps, I don't need them.

dibs

Dude. Not cool. I basically just bequeathed them to nubs and you try to swoop in and take them? :-/

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:28:49

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:27:33

Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:25:10
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:24:50
Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:07:01
Need money

**** that.

Just take all my caps, I don't need them.

dibs

Dude. Not cool. I basically just bequeathed them to nubs and you try to swoop in and take them? :-/

But nubs can make them himself! I got nothing D':

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:29:53

Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:28:49

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:27:33
Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:25:10
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:24:50
Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:07:01
Need money

**** that.

Just take all my caps, I don't need them.

dibs

Dude. Not cool. I basically just bequeathed them to nubs and you try to swoop in and take them? :-/

But nubs can make them himself! I got nothing D':

Well maybe you should have made a thread asking people for money for caps, hmm??

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:30:53

Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:28:49

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:27:33
Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:25:10
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:24:50
Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:07:01
Need money

**** that.

Just take all my caps, I don't need them.

dibs

Dude. Not cool. I basically just bequeathed them to nubs and you try to swoop in and take them? :-/

But nubs can make them himself! I got nothing D':

You have your tears

(https://a.thumbs.redditmedia.com/na2mA2KHgt2z0mUl.png)

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:34:31

Nubs, tapatio bath and I'll make your clack dreams come true.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:40:05

Quote from: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:34:31

Nubs, tapatio bath and I'll make your clack dreams come true.

We talking ****'s bath or full tub? Full tub of tapatio would buy me an eBay tricolor.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:42:24

**** a bath. I got bands to make ya dance.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:43:37

Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:08:44

I can give you nudes.

You mean he has to take his own pictures of them?

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:47:35

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:43:37

Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:08:44
I can give you nudes.

You mean he has to take his own pictures of them?

I didn't say who the pictures would be of...

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:48:36

Quote from: CPTBadAss on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:42:24

**** a bath. I got bands to make ya dance.

But I don't want to dance, I want to become a great collector.

Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:47:35

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:43:37
Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:08:44
I can give you nudes.

You mean he has to take his own pictures of them?

I didn't say who the pictures would be of...

****, I've got an entire internet of naked people, 90% of whom I wish weren't naked.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:49:58

Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:48:36

Quote from: CPTBadAss on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:42:24
**** a bath. I got bands to make ya dance.

But I don't want to dance, I want to become a great collector.

Dance..collector. Same thing right? You get money either way to do what you want with.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:50:23

Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:40:05

Quote from: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:34:31
Nubs, tapatio bath and I'll make your clack dreams come true.

We talking ****'s bath or full tub? Full tub of tapatio would buy me an eBay tricolor.

Well actually I want you to pour Tapatio off your body onto a pizza. That's eBay tricolor worthy.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:50:48

if someone could send me some draino and hinge lube id be satisfied
dont ask
its for keyboards and definitely not sex stuff or blowing up the moon or any combination of the last two

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:51:59

Quote from: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:50:23

Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:40:05
Quote from: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:34:31
Nubs, tapatio bath and I'll make your clack dreams come true.

We talking ****'s bath or full tub? Full tub of tapatio would buy me an eBay tricolor.

Well actually I want you to pour Tapatio off your body onto a pizza. That's eBay tricolor worthy.

This I would do, Clack not even necessary.

...now to figure out how to record it...

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:56:56

Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:51:59

Quote from: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:50:23
Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:40:05
Quote from: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:34:31
Nubs, tapatio bath and I'll make your clack dreams come true.

We talking ****'s bath or full tub? Full tub of tapatio would buy me an eBay tricolor.

Well actually I want you to pour Tapatio off your body onto a pizza. That's eBay tricolor worthy.

This I would do, Clack not even necessary.

...now to figure out how to record it...

GoPro on the penis.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:00:35

Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:56:56

Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:51:59
Quote from: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:50:23
Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:40:05
Quote from: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:34:31
Nubs, tapatio bath and I'll make your clack dreams come true.

We talking ****'s bath or full tub? Full tub of tapatio would buy me an eBay tricolor.

Well actually I want you to pour Tapatio off your body onto a pizza. That's eBay tricolor worthy.

This I would do, Clack not even necessary.

...now to figure out how to record it...

GoPro on the penis.

Won't work. It'll just record the ceiling ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:02:51

Quote from: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:00:35

Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:56:56
Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:51:59
This I would do, Clack not even necessary.

...now to figure out how to record it...

GoPro on the penis.
Won't work. It'll just record the ceiling ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Implying pouring hot sauce on oneself wouldn't leave you suitably aroused.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:07:05

Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:02:51

Quote from: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:00:35
Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:56:56
Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:51:59
This I would do, Clack not even necessary.

...now to figure out how to record it...

GoPro on the penis.
Won't work. It'll just record the ceiling ( ͡� ͜ʖ ͡�)

Implying pouring hot sauce on oneself wouldn't leave you suitably aroused.

Implying we aren't already

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:08:06

Quote from: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:07:05

Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:02:51
Quote from: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:00:35
Quote from: katushkin on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:56:56
Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 21:51:59
This I would do, Clack not even necessary.

...now to figure out how to record it...

GoPro on the penis.
Won't work. It'll just record the ceiling ( ͡� ͜ʖ ͡�)

Implying pouring hot sauce on oneself wouldn't leave you suitably aroused.

Implying we aren't already

Implying implications

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:08:28

--You will NOT enjoy this. !!!__

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:10:44

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:08:28

--You will NOT enjoy this. !!!__

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/615/505/cdd.png)

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:25:49

50 burns of tapatio

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:30:13

Quote from: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:25:49

50 burns of tapatio

Only had like 1/8" left of Tapatio. Could not provide flowing fountains of Tapatio for hot sauce foot fetish pizza. I am sad. To tide over your lust for Tapatio bathwater on pizza, I give you these sad results that finished off the bottle.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:56:47

What's the protocol on fapping at work?

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:57:51

Quote from: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 22:56:47

What's the protocol on fapping at work?

Kosher as long as nobody knows. If they notice, keep eye contact and assert dominance. Maintain eye contact throughout the vinegar strokes.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 23:10:48

You misunderstood me.

How many people is the minimum that I have to assert dominance to?

I work with all males. I need to be alpha.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 23:15:47

Oh, in that case, there must be a minimum of 70% and at least one supervisor.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 23:16:53

Best I can do is 69% and a janitor

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 23:23:03

Quote from: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 23:16:53

Best I can do is 69% and a janitor

You're golden if the janitor has a camera phone.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: demik on Thu, 07 May 2015, 23:24:49

Does a flip camera phone work? 120p

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 07 May 2015, 23:45:27

Why yes, yes it does.

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 08 May 2015, 01:59:03

they got this website if ur serious

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: GenKaan on Fri, 08 May 2015, 06:34:30

In be4: nubb and hoffman fappning v10 - now we do illuminati nerds
Please post link when it happens

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 08 May 2015, 20:05:38

I've heard that this is a "solid" avenue in terms of -redistribution of wealth- into something worthwhile..

As in, many sugar-daddies/mommas putting girls/boys through college..

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: xobacta on Sun, 10 May 2015, 14:20:18

here's what i am thinking...

Title: Re: Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)
Post by: nubbinator on Sun, 10 May 2015, 14:22:40

Quote from: xobacta on Sun, 10 May 2015, 14:20:18

here's what i am thinking...

Created an account just to post this?