Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:25:43
In this thread, I would like field questions and provide advice for any Geekhackers seeking to improve their dating life. I have no credentials or qualifications, and my dating record is not that extensive beyond generally making a fool of myself.
Also, If you had the chance to read my Keycon 2015 Love Letters (https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=71963.0), you will know that I can write a sappy and heartfelt letter for that special someone in your life (or someone you hope to make special). Will take requests for letters.
Okay, fire away with your troubles of the heart. Advice available for all genders, and those pursuing any gender, not just males seeking females.
With all that in mind, I would like to say:
The following statements are my personal opinion. Should you choose to take any action or refrain from action based upon your perceived meaning of my statements, I am not liable for any consequences.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:26:39
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:27:21
Being a geek doesn't preclude people from making moves...
/thread
Post by: iri on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:28:50
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:28:55
Post by: Coconut on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:30:29
very fancy :D
Post by: azhdar on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:31:35
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:41:49
There are how many, 2 right? 2 current active female posters ?
(http://textemoticons.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/th_aji.gif)
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:42:16
Will THIS, be the official GH dating thread?
There are how many, 2 right? 2 current active female posters ?Show Image(http://textemoticons.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/th_aji.gif)
Maybe there are a few gay guys around
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:46:19
Post by: azhdar on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:48:44
What do when it turns out the person I've been flirting with is married but doesn't wear a ring?
If you're a great man: question the person and don't make a move
Otherwise :
(http://images.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/avatars/RIGHTINTHE****/RIGHTINTHE****-1401951381.jpg)
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:50:54
What do when it turns out the person I've been flirting with is married but doesn't wear a ring?
Do them both and establish dominance you *****.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:51:07
Will THIS, be the official GH dating thread?
There are how many, 2 right? 2 current active female posters ?Show Image(http://textemoticons.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/th_aji.gif)
Maybe there are a few gay guys around
~2% of the population is gay.
43,108 Members
1,400 females.. 28 lesbians
41,708 males.. 834 gay
But I don't see how this influences the 2-active female posters dilemma.. 2.. Also we don't even know if they're single.
That should be in the profile.. relationship status...
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:51:58
Will THIS, be the official GH dating thread?
There are how many, 2 right? 2 current active female posters ?Show Image(http://textemoticons.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/th_aji.gif)
Maybe there are a few gay guys around
~2% of the population is gay.
43,108 Members
1,400 females.. 28 lesbians
41,708 males.. 834 gay
But I don't see how this influences the 2-active female posters dilemma.. 2.. Also we don't even know if they're single.
That should be in the profile.. relationship status...
Step 1-Take advice from here
Step 2-Get girls
Step 3-???
Step 4-Profit!
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:52:00
Will THIS, be the official GH dating thread?
There are how many, 2 right? 2 current active female posters ?Show Image(http://textemoticons.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/th_aji.gif)
Maybe there are a few gay guys around
~2% of the population is gay.
43,108 Members
1,400 females.. 28 lesbians
41,708 males.. 834 gay
But I don't see how this influences the 2-active female posters dilemma.. 2.. Also we don't even know if they're single.
That should be in the profile.. relationship status...
you forgot about asexuals
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:53:46
~2% of the population is gay.
43,108 Members
1,400 females.. 28 lesbians
41,708 males.. 834 gay
But I don't see how this influences the 2-active female posters dilemma.. 2.. Also we don't even know if they're single.
That should be in the profile.. relationship status...
Step 1-Take advice from here
Step 2-Get girls
Step 3-???
Step 4-Profit!
Get Girl.. singular.. 1 of the 2 actives known..
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:54:24
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:55:06
you forgot about asexuals
Ah yes, Geekhack.. 78% here, are only interested in relationships with Machines. hahahaha
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 09:59:27
tswiftfan, if I had pop lock and dropped it during the DJ sesh at Keycon, would I have gotten more ladies?
Stop being so damn greedy. Did you NOT get enough girls with your Dipset shirt??!?
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:00:40
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:01:34
tswiftfan, if I had pop lock and dropped it during the DJ sesh at Keycon, would I have gotten more ladies?
Stop being so damn greedy. Did you NOT get enough girls with your Dipset shirt??!?
I'm just trying to be like Killa Cam.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:02:31
the **** is this
tswiftfan, if I had pop lock and dropped it during the DJ sesh at Keycon, would I have gotten more ladies?
I like your new name
very fancy :D
Thank you!
What do when it turns out the person I've been flirting with is married but doesn't wear a ring?
I will not outright say to discontinue your flirting, but tread lightly. These things occur more frequently than we might realize.
Will THIS, be the official GH dating thread?
There are how many, 2 right? 2 current active female posters ?Show Image(http://textemoticons.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/th_aji.gif)
It's my dating thread. I don't see it as the official dating thread. And I do not discriminate my advice based on gender.
Since you have a new username you need a new avatar!
vivalarevolución, avatar of an el camino...I think the avatar fits better than ever.
hello. i am a 45 years old strong, independent, confident woman. i live with my 9 cats.
You should consider if you are replacing human contact with a small army of pets.
Should I walk the dog?
If we are talking about the pet, yes, it needs exercise.
If we are talking about the other meaning of this phrase, yes, it needs exercise. But not too often. Once a week is my recommendation.
Post by: Jokrik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:06:28
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:07:15
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:07:34
alcohol never fail me, do you agree?
Whiskey ****.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:07:46
alcohol never fail me, do you agree?
Kinda rapey..
/exposed...
Post by: baldgye on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:08:09
what keyboard attracts the most men?
Miami boards;
Yo I heard the rainstorms ain't nothin to mess with
But I can't feel a drip on the strip, it's a trip
Men half-dressed, fully equipped
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:08:25
what keyboard attracts the most men?depends on what sort of men
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:09:37
what keyboard attracts the most men?
HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:09:41
what keyboard attracts the most men?depends on what sort of men
the lame ones
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:09:56
what keyboard attracts the most men?
ERGODOX
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:10:24
what keyboard attracts the most men?
HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.
gr8 answer
Post by: azhdar on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:10:39
what keyboard attracts the most men?depends on what sort of men
the lame ones
razers or HHKB
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:10:55
what keyboard attracts the most men?
HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.
gr8 answer
Always bring cup rubber
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:11:03
alcohol never fail me, do you agree?
I do not agree. If you need alcohol to connect with others, I recommend working on being less self conscious. And don't get people drunk just to loosen their inhibitions so you can sleep with them.
tswiftfan, if I had pop lock and dropped it during the DJ sesh at Keycon, would I have gotten more ladies?
You will need to translate, I only speak English and Spanish.
the **** is this
It's my dating advice thread. See the OP.
Post by: baldgye on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:11:18
what keyboard attracts the most men?depends on what sort of men
the lame ones
razers or HHKB
razers brings out the real pros
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:11:22
what keyboard attracts the most men?depends on what sort of men
the lame ones
razers or HHKB
shots fired ?
/not sure.
Post by: Jokrik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:11:30
alcohol never fail me, do you agree?
Kinda rapey..
/exposed...
apparently keyboardtalk turns to be a sexy thing after 2 glasses of wine
true fact
Post by: azhdar on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:12:30
what keyboard attracts the most men?depends on what sort of men
the lame ones
razers or HHKB
shots fired ?
/not sure.
(https://lh3.ggpht.com/-jCOq73evR7Q/Tv1GTm4QPzI/AAAAAAAAAss/h4KAS4V-fUk/s1600/loading%20gun%20supernatural.gif)
Reloading.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:14:44
what keyboard attracts the most men?
Korean customs with heavy metal cases or homemade customs generally strike me as the type of keyboards that attract the most men.
In my experience, my ergonomic keyboards and beamsprings also are men magnets.
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:14:50
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:15:49
how long is it acceptable to hate someone that has flipped their spacebar?
Perma-ban
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:17:18
I feel that Here in 'Murica.
There are people who are wound up so tight, that alcohol is their only solution..
This occurs when people work in structures where they fear showing any "weakness"
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:18:15
how long is it acceptable to hate someone that has flipped their spacebar?
Perma-ban
But it's more ergonomic... (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_089_02.gif)
Post by: azhdar on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:18:45
The alcohol debate..
I feel that Here in 'Murica.
There are people who are wound up so tight, that alcohol is their only solution..
This occurs when people work in structures where they fear showing any "weakness"
Alcohol is not a problem, it's a solution.
At least a temporary one...
Post by: FrostyToast on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:19:05
how long is it acceptable to hate someone that has flipped their spacebar?
Flipped spacebars are love.
How can you have a relationship without love?
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:19:29
how long is it acceptable to hate someone that has flipped their spacebar?
Perma-ban
But it's more ergonomic...Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_089_02.gif)
TIL I am undateable.
Post by: Jokrik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:21:43
The alcohol debate..
I feel that Here in 'Murica.
There are people who are wound up so tight, that alcohol is their only solution..
This occurs when people work in structures where they fear showing any "weakness"
Alcohol is not a problem, it's a solution.
At least a temporary one...
how to make it permanent? go figure ;)
I SWEAR i'm not an alcoholic
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:22:33
what keyboard attracts the most men?
HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.
gr8 answer
Always bring cup rubber
Unless they are spacebar flippers. Then bring a bat.
Post by: Belfong on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:23:02
Post by: Jokrik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:24:10
I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys! :P :P
oh crap, I just remembered
time to sleep...
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:25:23
what keyboard attracts the most men?
HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.
gr8 answer
Always bring cup rubber
Unless they are spacebar flippers. Then bring a bat.
TIL my loving pope hates me. enough to beat me with a bat
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:26:16
I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys! :P :P
oh crap, I just remembered
time to sleep...
Gonna roofie yourself?
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:26:45
what keyboard attracts the most men?
HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.
gr8 answer
Always bring cup rubber
Unless they are spacebar flippers. Then bring a bat.
TIL my loving pope hates me. enough to beat me with a bat
"We accept the love we think we deserve."
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:28:52
I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys! :P :P
Yea, until you make your millions.. Then deevorce, pay child support, younger girlfriends 4 lyfe.
The later 2 happens with our without the deevorce..
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:30:06
what keyboard attracts the most men?
HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.
gr8 answer
Always bring cup rubber
Unless they are spacebar flippers. Then bring a bat.
TIL my loving pope hates me. enough to beat me with a bat
"We accept the love we think we deserve."
None, the answer is none
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:30:33
how long is it acceptable to hate someone that has flipped their spacebar?
Not a dating question, will not answer.
The alcohol debate..
I feel that Here in 'Murica.
There are people who are wound up so tight, that alcohol is their only solution..
This occurs when people work in structures where they fear showing any "weakness"
Alcohol is not a problem, it's a solution.
At least a temporary one...
There are pharmaceuticals for this. And booze is fun for awhile.
I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys! :P :P
You mean that you don't want to date me?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:31:19
I think as long as people begin to accept that love is conditional, they will gain a less happy but more realistic and sustainable outlook on relationships.
(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/o/n/oniondesuplz.gif?1)
Post by: Belfong on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:31:20
I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys! :P :P
Yea, until you make your millions.. Then deevorce, pay child support, younger girlfriends 4 lyfe.
The later 2 happens with our without the deevorce..
Younger girlfriends are overrated. I’d rather stick with my wife and hobbies. More girls means less time to geek out. I’m such a geek!
Post by: Jokrik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:31:48
Lawl no...I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys!
oh crap, I just remembered
time to sleep...
Gonna roofie yourself?
Just remembered I'm over those dating stuff
Got married a few months ago
Post by: Belfong on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:32:40
Lawl no...I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys!
oh crap, I just remembered
time to sleep...
Gonna roofie yourself?
Just remembered I'm over those dating stuff
Got married a few months ago
Congrats! Honeymoon time?
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:33:08
what keyboard attracts the most men?
HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.
gr8 answer
Always bring cup rubber
Unless they are spacebar flippers. Then bring a bat.
TIL my loving pope hates me. enough to beat me with a bat
"We accept the love we think we deserve."
None, the answer is none
I feel like Halverson is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
Viva could you maybe give him some advice, he seems to be in an abusive relationship and needs to get out quick. Frankly, I'm scared.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:33:23
Lawl no...I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys!
oh crap, I just remembered
time to sleep...
Gonna roofie yourself?
Just remembered I'm over those dating stuff
Got married a few months ago
Did you really get married, or has some poor woman been liquored, drugged and chained in your basement..
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:33:25
what keyboard attracts the most men?
HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.
gr8 answer
Always bring cup rubber
Unless they are spacebar flippers. Then bring a bat.
TIL my loving pope hates me. enough to beat me with a bat
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) our safe word is Jeb bush 2016
Post by: Belfong on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:34:31
Lawl no...I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys!
oh crap, I just remembered
time to sleep...
Gonna roofie yourself?
Just remembered I'm over those dating stuff
Got married a few months ago
Did you really get married, or has some poor woman been liquored, drugged and chained in your basement..
He he.. We have a glimpse into TP4’s fantasy!
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:34:47
what keyboard attracts the most men?
HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.
gr8 answer
Always bring cup rubber
Unless they are spacebar flippers. Then bring a bat.
TIL my loving pope hates me. enough to beat me with a bat
"We accept the love we think we deserve."
None, the answer is none
I feel like Halverson is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
Viva could you maybe give him some advice, he seems to be in an abusive relationship and needs to get out quick. Frankly, I'm scared.
BUT I LOVE HIM...SO MUCH
Post by: abswyfe on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:35:15
what keyboard attracts the most men?
If you use a stock hhkb and are a woman, I'm attracted to you. :-*
Post by: Jokrik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:35:27
Thx! Twice alreadyLawl no...I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys!
oh crap, I just remembered
time to sleep...
Gonna roofie yourself?
Just remembered I'm over those dating stuff
Got married a few months ago
Congrats! Honeymoon time?
Just came back last week from the second one :D
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:36:38
what keyboard attracts the most men?
HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.
gr8 answer
Always bring cup rubber
Unless they are spacebar flippers. Then bring a bat.
TIL my loving pope hates me. enough to beat me with a bat
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) our safe word is Jeb bush 2016
man, is beating with a bat a euphemism?
what keyboard attracts the most men?
If you use a stock hhkb and are a woman, I'm attracted to you. :-*
Lesbian action already?!
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:37:11
What is love
And am I in it?
See I really like this girl
And I, and I think I should
But what i feel
Is there something in it?
Cause if not I'm wasting her time
And that's just not good
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:38:09
"We accept the love we think we deserve."
None, the answer is none
I feel like Halverson is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
Viva could you maybe give him some advice, he seems to be in an abusive relationship and needs to get out quick. Frankly, I'm scared.
Now this is some deep stuff here. Um, seek advice elsewhere.
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:38:36
tswiftfan, if I had pop lock and dropped it during the DJ sesh at Keycon, would I have gotten more ladies?
You will need to translate, I only speak English and Spanish.
Does dancing poorly to music make me more attractive? I prefer that dance the kids call "twerking".
Post by: Jokrik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:38:59
Alcohol onlyLawl no...I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys!
oh crap, I just remembered
time to sleep...
Gonna roofie yourself?
Just remembered I'm over those dating stuff
Got married a few months ago
Did you really get married, or has some poor woman been liquored, drugged and chained in your basement..
That's why, I should make my own dating thread where alcohol is emphasized
Based in true story
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:39:55
what keyboard attracts the most men?
If you use a stock hhkb and are a woman, I'm attracted to you. :-*
;D ;D ;D
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:42:49
Does she have a sister?what keyboard attracts the most men?
If you use a stock hhkb and are a woman, I'm attracted to you. :-*
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Lastpilot on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:49:48
That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.
Post by: azhdar on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:51:59
Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.
That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.
Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
Post by: Signature on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:52:59
Sounds like you aren't serious enough with your desk setupAlmost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.
That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.
Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
Post by: Lastpilot on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:53:50
Yes, very clean. LOL I don't think I've ever posted a desk picture with food/trash yet. It does happen, but I clean before every photo shoot. :thumb:Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.
That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.
Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:55:01
Did you really get married, or has some poor woman been liquored, drugged and chained in your basement..
He he.. We have a glimpse into TP4’s fantasy!
Lies..
Post by: Lastpilot on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:55:05
Sounds like you aren't serious enough with your desk setup+1 lmao
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:56:40
Sounds like you aren't serious enough with your desk setupAlmost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.
That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.
Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
What is going on.. What is he doing to the coconut ? What does it have to do with his desk.
/ oh
SHE.. coconut is a person.. k..
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:57:20
So we don't know the real lastpilot :( just the pretty versionYes, very clean. LOL I don't think I've ever posted a desk picture with food/trash yet. It does happen, but I clean before every photo shoot. :thumb:Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.
That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.
Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:58:33
So we don't know the real lastpilot :( just the pretty versionYes, very clean. LOL I don't think I've ever posted a desk picture with food/trash yet. It does happen, but I clean before every photo shoot. :thumb:Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.
That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.
Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
Internet Goggles.
Myspace angels.. remember?
Post by: Lastpilot on Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:59:24
So we don't know the real lastpilot :( just the pretty version
LOLOL. Yes I scammed you all to think that I never eat or drink at my desk. BWAHAHAHAHA. Damn, guess I should post "real" pictures and a thread CLEARING MY NAME. Videos of me at my desk are available through PM but will not be posted due to sensitive information against TOS.
Post by: azhdar on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:00:34
Yes, very clean. LOL I don't think I've ever posted a desk picture with food/trash yet. It does happen, but I clean before every photo shoot. :thumb:Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.
That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.
Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
Ok last question does a shiny keyboard help?
Keyboards are always safe on the desk, rest of the items are in warzone.Sounds like you aren't serious enough with your desk setupAlmost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.
That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.
Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
So we don't know the real lastpilot :( just the pretty versionYes, very clean. LOL I don't think I've ever posted a desk picture with food/trash yet. It does happen, but I clean before every photo shoot. :thumb:Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.
That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.
Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
I mean clean looking desk isn't practical on a daily basis. A messier is more usefull if you have food and beverage on it.
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:02:04
Post by: Lastpilot on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:02:44
I mean clean looking desk isn't practical on a daily basis. A messier is more usefull if you have food and beverage on it.
Really? I mean I guess it depends on what you are doing. The only time I have food or beverage on it is if I am just watching netflix/entertainment.
Most of my creative work has to be done at my home setup and I can't do real work in a messy environment (distracting I guess? idk). So if I'm working there, I'm definitely cleaning there.
Post by: azhdar on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:03:47
Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:04:26
So his clean desk is the push up bra of pictures. We must know the truth now!!
I also just learned recently that models wear bikinis with straps to force-squeeze the center line,
then they photoshop out the straps.
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:04:30
Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.
Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.
That was oddly specific.
Are you spying on my dirty ass car?
Post by: azhdar on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:05:55
I mean clean looking desk isn't practical on a daily basis. A messier is more usefull if you have food and beverage on it.
Really? I mean I guess it depends on what you are doing. The only time I have food or beverage on it is if I am just watching netflix/entertainment.
Most of my creative work has to be done at my home setup and I can't do real work in a messy environment (distracting I guess? idk). So if I'm working there, I'm definitely cleaning there.
Practical in the sense that I have all I need in hand, for exemple my soldering iron is on my desk for months now. I just throw a bit of the stuff off my desk on the bed to make room and I'm ready to work.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:06:30
Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.
Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.
That was oddly specific.
Are you spying on my dirty ass car?
Same thing happens when girls get married and let themselves go..
No makeup, no hair, no working out..
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:07:13
Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.
Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.
That was oddly specific.
Are you spying on my dirty ass car?
Same thing happens when girls get married and let themselves go..
No makeup, no hair, no working out..
Should I just get my car big tires as its version of mom jeans?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:07:52
Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.
Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.
That was oddly specific.
Are you spying on my dirty ass car?
Same thing happens when girls get married and let themselves go..
No makeup, no hair, no working out..
Should I just get my car big tires as its version of mom jeans?
No, you should get big tires because that makes all cars look more bad ass..
also lower it by 4 inches.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:13:22
tswiftfan, if I had pop lock and dropped it during the DJ sesh at Keycon, would I have gotten more ladies?
You will need to translate, I only speak English and Spanish.
Does dancing poorly to music make me more attractive? I prefer that dance the kids call "twerking".
Dancing skills are useful and attractive, but I'm not sure how attractive male twerking is. I recommend to give it a try and see what happens.
hey op
What is love
And am I in it?
See I really like this girl
And I, and I think I should
But what i feel
Is there something in it?
Cause if not I'm wasting her time
And that's just not good
“Love is a decision, it is a judgment, it is a promise. If love were only a feeling, there would be no basis for the promise to love each other forever. A feeling comes and it may go. How can I judge that it will stay forever, when my act does not involve judgment and decision.”
― Erich Fromm, The Art of Loving
Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.
That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.
Interesting method. Glad it worked for you. I use keyboards as a test for a person's acceptance of odd hobbies.
Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.
Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.
That was oddly specific.
Are you spying on my dirty ass car?
Same thing happens when girls get married and let themselves go..
No makeup, no hair, no working out..
This is why all women I date must sign a contract beforehand stipulating that we must maintain the same physical condition we were in upon first meeting.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:16:50
This is why all women I date must sign a contract beforehand stipulating that we must maintain the same physical condition we were in upon first meeting.
Hahaha.... I like the approach, but it doesn't work long term, default risk high.
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:18:10
I want meatier tires. And I can't lower it 4 inches or else I won't get anywhere. Maybe 2 inches with lots of negative camber.Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.
Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.
That was oddly specific.
Are you spying on my dirty ass car?
Same thing happens when girls get married and let themselves go..
No makeup, no hair, no working out..
Should I just get my car big tires as its version of mom jeans?
No, you should get big tires because that makes all cars look more bad ass..
also lower it by 4 inches.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:19:57
I want meatier tires. And I can't lower it 4 inches or else I won't get anywhere. Maybe 2 inches with lots of negative camber.
Should I just get my car big tires as its version of mom jeans?
No, you should get big tires because that makes all cars look more bad ass..
also lower it by 4 inches.
or just get curtains..more aerodynamic
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:20:44
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:22:44
And flames?
what's that kit where it sprays gasoline and fires out the tail pipe. The aesthetic one, not the performance boost one.
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:23:37
Back on topic. Op what type of person would you recommend for me? You've seen me post and we have interacted.
Post by: baldgye on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:23:50
I want meatier tires. And I can't lower it 4 inches or else I won't get anywhere. Maybe 2 inches with lots of negative camber.
Should I just get my car big tires as its version of mom jeans?
No, you should get big tires because that makes all cars look more bad ass..
also lower it by 4 inches.
or just get curtains..more aerodynamic
funniest is when people add a defuser to the rear of there cars, usually it's a corsa or something lmao
Post by: abswyfe on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:25:32
Does she have a sister?what keyboard attracts the most men?
If you use a stock hhkb and are a woman, I'm attracted to you. :-*
;D ;D ;D
If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day
Want me to hook it up?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:27:58
I want meatier tires. And I can't lower it 4 inches or else I won't get anywhere. Maybe 2 inches with lots of negative camber.
Should I just get my car big tires as its version of mom jeans?
No, you should get big tires because that makes all cars look more bad ass..
also lower it by 4 inches.
or just get curtains..more aerodynamic
funniest is when people add a defuser to the rear of there cars, usually it's a corsa or something lmao
well the curtains actually work regardless of how fast or what type of car you have.
the diffuser is stupid because it needs alot of tuning on all other aspects of the car to be effective.
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:28:08
Sold.Does she have a sister?what keyboard attracts the most men?
If you use a stock hhkb and are a woman, I'm attracted to you. :-*
;D ;D ;D
If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day
Want me to hook it up?
Op if I were to make a dating profile, instead of saying "must love dogs" should I put "must love hhkb must not flip spacebars"?
Post by: baldgye on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:30:57
Does she have a sister?what keyboard attracts the most men?
If you use a stock hhkb and are a woman, I'm attracted to you. :-*
;D ;D ;D
If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day
Want me to hook it up?
pics
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:31:34
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:32:44
Hey ****er I called dibs
Hold on guys..
Remember, miss-34 is married..
You need to confirm if you can take the husband in a fight first..
Also if he's a drug dealer w/ guns.
Post by: baldgye on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:33:19
Hey ****er I called dibs
Pretty sure there will be room for two ;)
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:33:31
Well I'm Mexican so it's sort of like a drug dealer with guns.Hey ****er I called dibs
Hold on guys..
Remember, miss-34 is married..
You need to confirm if you can take the husband in a fight first..
Also if he's a drug dealer w/ guns.
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:33:34
Does she have a sister?what keyboard attracts the most men?
If you use a stock hhkb and are a woman, I'm attracted to you. :-*
;D ;D ;D
If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day
Want me to hook it up?
at least it was drugs up your nose and not ****s. It could have been worse
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:35:22
Post by: baldgye on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:36:22
WTB life partner who loves cocaine more than me
You don't need to buy those
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:37:07
WTB life partner who loves cocaine more than me
You don't need to buy those
It's just a way to find one, I should have put "Looking for"
Post by: baldgye on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:38:00
WTB life partner who loves cocaine more than me
You don't need to buy those
It's just a way to find one, I should have put "Looking for"
Go to a casino at like 3-4am and ask if anyone wants a ride home
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:38:20
Hey ****er I called dibs
Pretty sure there will be room for two ;)
Hahahaha.
I wouldn't wish that dirty drama-queen ***** on my worst enemy.
Gonna have to throw up on a cockblock with anything related to absystyrinlaw.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:38:39
Well I'm Mexican so it's sort of like a drug dealer with guns.Hey ****er I called dibs
Hold on guys..
Remember, miss-34 is married..
You need to confirm if you can take the husband in a fight first..
Also if he's a drug dealer w/ guns.
Hahaha.. i guess you could also threaten him in spanish.. and in the split moment he tries to decipher what you're saying.. pop pop...
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:39:28
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:40:44
Hey ****er I called dibs
Pretty sure there will be room for two ;)
Hahahaha.
I wouldn't wish that dirty drama-queen ***** on my worst enemy.
Gonna have to throw up on a cockblock with anything related to absystyrinlaw.
I think we're all still wait'n for the pix...
before callin'
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:44:39
If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day
Want me to hook it up?
Sounds like your sister has some stories.
No idea.
Back on topic. Op what type of person would you recommend for me? You've seen me post and we have interacted.
The woman described above seems like a good fit for you.
Op if I were to make a dating profile, instead of saying "must love dogs" should I put "must love hhkb must not flip spacebars"?
Yes, it's important to be honest about your preferences.
WTB life partner who loves cocaine more than me
I would start with the mayor of Toronto and go from there.
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:45:56
I love the smell of cocaine all the time.
FTFY
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:49:46
Why is she a perfect fit? Is it my low standards?If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day
Want me to hook it up?
Sounds like your sister has some stories.No idea.
Back on topic. Op what type of person would you recommend for me? You've seen me post and we have interacted.
The woman described above seems like a good fit for you.
Op if I were to make a dating profile, instead of saying "must love dogs" should I put "must love hhkb must not flip spacebars"?
Yes, it's important to be honest about your preferences.WTB life partner who loves cocaine more than me
I would start with the mayor of Toronto and go from there.
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:50:06
Why is she a perfect fit? Is it my low standards?If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day
Want me to hook it up?
Sounds like your sister has some stories.No idea.
Back on topic. Op what type of person would you recommend for me? You've seen me post and we have interacted.
The woman described above seems like a good fit for you.
Op if I were to make a dating profile, instead of saying "must love dogs" should I put "must love hhkb must not flip spacebars"?
Yes, it's important to be honest about your preferences.WTB life partner who loves cocaine more than me
I would start with the mayor of Toronto and go from there.
What standards?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:50:37
If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day
Want me to hook it up?
at least it was drugs up your nose and not ****s. It could have been worse
I didn't know, that was a thing.. is that really a thing? really? i'm afraid to google this one..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:51:28
What standards?
Totally.. Agree.. People are way too picky..
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:52:21
At this point in life. If she has a pulse we are goodWhy is she a perfect fit? Is it my low standards?If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day
Want me to hook it up?
Sounds like your sister has some stories.No idea.
Back on topic. Op what type of person would you recommend for me? You've seen me post and we have interacted.
The woman described above seems like a good fit for you.
Op if I were to make a dating profile, instead of saying "must love dogs" should I put "must love hhkb must not flip spacebars"?
Yes, it's important to be honest about your preferences.WTB life partner who loves cocaine more than me
I would start with the mayor of Toronto and go from there.
What standards?
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:53:28
At this point in life. If she has a pulse we are goodWhy is she a perfect fit? Is it my low standards?If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day
Want me to hook it up?
Sounds like your sister has some stories.No idea.
Back on topic. Op what type of person would you recommend for me? You've seen me post and we have interacted.
The woman described above seems like a good fit for you.
Op if I were to make a dating profile, instead of saying "must love dogs" should I put "must love hhkb must not flip spacebars"?
Yes, it's important to be honest about your preferences.WTB life partner who loves cocaine more than me
I would start with the mayor of Toronto and go from there.
What standards?
You mean "it"
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:57:49
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:00:03
Now now we keep the levels of desperation to ourselves and the bottom of a bottle
Yes, we all have reasons for why we drink. The conversation between you and Halverson seems to have answered your question. Just make sure it has a pulse and is a legal, consenting adult.
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:00:41
Now now we keep the levels of desperation to ourselves and the bottom of a bottle
Yes, we all have reasons for why we drink. The conversation between you and Halverson seems to have answered your question. Just make sure it has a pulse and is a legal, consenting adult.
Why can't a pulse be optional?
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:01:28
Now now we keep the levels of desperation to ourselves and the bottom of a bottle
Yes, we all have reasons for why we drink. The conversation between you and Halverson seems to have answered your question. Just make sure it has a pulse and is a legal, consenting adult.
Why can't a pulse be optional?
It's all a sham. ME AND MILKY ARE IN LUBB
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:01:53
Now now we keep the levels of desperation to ourselves and the bottom of a bottle
Yes, we all have reasons for why we drink. The conversation between you and Halverson seems to have answered your question. Just make sure it has a pulse and is a legal, consenting adult.
Why can't a pulse be optional?
This getting Dark.. !
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:02:11
Now now we keep the levels of desperation to ourselves and the bottom of a bottle
Yes, we all have reasons for why we drink. The conversation between you and Halverson seems to have answered your question. Just make sure it has a pulse and is a legal, consenting adult.
Why can't a pulse be optional?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:02:17
Can I be the ring-bearer at the demik/girlshark wedding?
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:04:47
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:04:57
Finally a thread that has me actually laughing.
Can I be the ring-bearer at the demik/girlshark wedding?
You ever see a shark marry an ass? You best be bearing arms
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:07:53
It's a pants less reception. Undress accordingly.
Summer wedding is better to let the balls breath accordingly. I've been to weddings in 90 degrees + 100% humidity and gotten some serious swamp ass.
Finally a thread that has me actually laughing.
Can I be the ring-bearer at the demik/girlshark wedding?
You ever see a shark marry an ass? You best be bearing arms
I will pack heat accordingly. Cannot conceal, though, as I'll have no pants.
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:08:02
It's a pants less reception. Undress accordingly.
pulse and pants optional? This is my kind of party
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:08:35
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:11:18
**** gon get messy! We should have the wedding at the rape cabin!
Damn it don't tell them the name or else they won't come. It has to be a surprise!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:12:11
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:12:37
**** gon get messy! We should have the wedding at the rape cabin!
This is getting too real..
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:15:24
Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..
Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:15:26
Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..
Yes
**** gon get messy! We should have the wedding at the rape cabin!
Damn it don't tell them the name or else they won't come. It has to be a surprise!
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:17:16
**** gon get messy! We should have the wedding at the rape cabin!
Damn it don't tell them the name or else they won't come. It has to be a surprise!
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS
the best kind
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:19:04
**** gon get messy! We should have the wedding at the rape cabin!
Damn it don't tell them the name or else they won't come. It has to be a surprise!
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS
the best kind
[/quote]
The hard part is keeping it a surprise everytime
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:19:11
Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..
Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records
12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:20:10
Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..
Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records
12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...
Need the 7" with the big hole in the middle
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:23:07
Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..
Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records
12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...
Need the 7" with the big hole in the middle
could use one of the ancient chinese coins with the hole in the center. those have some pretty small holes, if size is your problem
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:23:30
Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..
Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records
12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...
Need the 7" with the big hole in the middle
I need this because I'm all sorts of mangled down there...
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/206/6/6/45_adapter_spider_vector_by_tntrekabulator.jpg)
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:24:15
Post by: Seranite on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:25:35
Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.
Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.
That was oddly specific.
Are you spying on my dirty ass car?
Same thing happens when girls get married and let themselves go..
No makeup, no hair, no working out..
You mean I'm gonna go bald when I get married? :'(
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:25:41
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espańol?
neither, use the language of love
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:26:52
Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..
Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records
12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...
Need the 7" with the big hole in the middle
could use one of the ancient chinese coins with the hole in the center. those have some pretty small holes, if size is your problem
Or just wear an oversized magnifying glass
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:28:55
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
neither, use the language of love
****. I'm already half assed in Spanish. Whole assed in English. Rip never getting a gf thanks to illiteracy.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:30:09
Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.
Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.
That was oddly specific.
Are you spying on my dirty ass car?
Same thing happens when girls get married and let themselves go..
No makeup, no hair, no working out..
You mean I'm gonna go bald when I get married? :'(
From the stress.. Potentially.. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_085_.gif)
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:31:42
Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..
Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records
12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...
Need the 7" with the big hole in the middle
could use one of the ancient chinese coins with the hole in the center. those have some pretty small holes, if size is your problem
Or just wear an oversized magnifying glass
or a mirror perhaps, since this party is pantless and if you wanna be clever
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:32:05
Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.
Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.
That was oddly specific.
Are you spying on my dirty ass car?
Same thing happens when girls get married and let themselves go..
No makeup, no hair, no working out..
You mean I'm gonna go bald when I get married? :'(
I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:32:29
Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..
Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records
12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...
Need the 7" with the big hole in the middle
could use one of the ancient chinese coins with the hole in the center. those have some pretty small holes, if size is your problem
Or just wear an oversized magnifying glass
or a mirror perhaps, since this party is pantless and if you wanna be clever
Too much work, let's all just drop acid and get naked
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:33:25
Way ahead of you. Now how do I explain it to my coworkers.Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..
Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records
12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...
Need the 7" with the big hole in the middle
could use one of the ancient chinese coins with the hole in the center. those have some pretty small holes, if size is your problem
Or just wear an oversized magnifying glass
or a mirror perhaps, since this party is pantless and if you wanna be clever
Too much work, let's all just drop acid and get naked
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:34:00
Way ahead of you. Now how do I explain it to my coworkers.Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..
Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records
12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...
Need the 7" with the big hole in the middle
could use one of the ancient chinese coins with the hole in the center. those have some pretty small holes, if size is your problem
Or just wear an oversized magnifying glass
or a mirror perhaps, since this party is pantless and if you wanna be clever
Too much work, let's all just drop acid and get naked
You didn't sneak acid into their drinks? Uh oh
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:34:10
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:34:52
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espańol?
Yo quiero taco-bell.. habrá tacos en la cabańa de colza
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:35:42
Acid + wallpaper patterns. Timothy Leary wouldn't want it any other way, demik.
I want acid and absyrds home which I have come to believe is filled with trippy art
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:37:10
Acid + wallpaper patterns. Timothy Leary wouldn't want it any other way, demik.
I want acid and absyrds home which I have come to believe is filled with trippy art
The house I own now is directly across the street from a friend's house growing up where we used to eat mushrooms and watch the leaves on the giant trees.
I now live under the biggest ****ing oak tree that used to trip me out (and will probably fall on my house and kill me one day).
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:41:43
Acid + wallpaper patterns. Timothy Leary wouldn't want it any other way, demik.
I want acid and absyrds home which I have come to believe is filled with trippy art
The house I own now is directly across the street from a friend's house growing up where we used to eat mushrooms and watch the leaves on the giant trees.
I now live under the biggest ****ing oak tree that used to trip me out (and will probably fall on my house and kill me one day).
Ok, I'm coming over, hope you still got the hookups.
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:43:20
Acid + wallpaper patterns. Timothy Leary wouldn't want it any other way, demik.
I want acid and absyrds home which I have come to believe is filled with trippy art
The house I own now is directly across the street from a friend's house growing up where we used to eat mushrooms and watch the leaves on the giant trees.
I now live under the biggest ****ing oak tree that used to trip me out (and will probably fall on my house and kill me one day).
I'm sadly only interested in elm trees.
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:44:08
Acid + wallpaper patterns. Timothy Leary wouldn't want it any other way, demik.
I want acid and absyrds home which I have come to believe is filled with trippy art
The house I own now is directly across the street from a friend's house growing up where we used to eat mushrooms and watch the leaves on the giant trees.
I now live under the biggest ****ing oak tree that used to trip me out (and will probably fall on my house and kill me one day).
I'm sadly only interested in elm trees.
That's like, tree racism, tracist!
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:46:55
I love the smell of cocaine in the morning.
And trap music. Where my trap queens at? Sounds like absyrd knows at least one.
It's a pants less reception. Undress accordingly.
pulse and pants optional? This is my kind of party
I too wish to be invited to said party. OP, do you think I'll meet a nice girl there? The kind 2chainz is looking for.
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:47:51
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:49:46
Ain't no party like an acid party cause an acid party whoa
Not a fan of acid.. I'm not totally sure what "enjoyable" is when tripping.
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:50:23
Acid + wallpaper patterns. Timothy Leary wouldn't want it any other way, demik.
I want acid and absyrds home which I have come to believe is filled with trippy art
The house I own now is directly across the street from a friend's house growing up where we used to eat mushrooms and watch the leaves on the giant trees.
I now live under the biggest ****ing oak tree that used to trip me out (and will probably fall on my house and kill me one day).
I'm sadly only interested in elm trees.
That's like, tree racism, tracist!
You've clearly never seen how big their "leaves" can get.
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:50:34
Ain't no party like an acid party cause an acid party whoa
Not a fan of acid.. I'm not totally sure what "enjoyable" is when tripping.
When you connect with heaven and earth, knowledge is power, and life is nothing.
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:57:01
Ain't no party like an acid party cause an acid party whoa
Not a fan of acid.. I'm not totally sure what "enjoyable" is when tripping.
When you connect with heaven and earth, knowledge is power, and life is nothing.
Plus you're naked
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza
Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 12:57:44
Ain't no party like an acid party cause an acid party whoa
Not a fan of acid.. I'm not totally sure what "enjoyable" is when tripping.
When you connect with heaven and earth, knowledge is power, and life is nothing.
Plus you're nakedOp, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza
Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp
I like his style! He can bring tacos to the wedding!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:03:05
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza
Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp
Um....
Did I ? I no good spanish..
It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..
anyway...
so we haven't discussed the edibles, so tacos is just an idea.
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:04:41
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza
Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp
Um....
Did I ? I no good spanish..
It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..
anyway...
so we haven't discussed the edibles, so tacos is just an idea.
chimichanga, burrito, nachos, mole, tacquito, tamale, churro
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:07:10
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza
Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp
Um....
Did I ? I no good spanish..
It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..
anyway...
so we haven't discussed the edibles, so tacos is just an idea.
chimichanga, burrito, nachos, mole, tacquito, tamale, churro
I'd be down for some guac. I'd cover myself in it, if possible.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:09:59
I love the smell of cocaine in the morning.
And trap music. Where my trap queens at? Sounds like absyrd knows at least one.It's a pants less reception. Undress accordingly.
pulse and pants optional? This is my kind of party
I too wish to be invited to said party. OP, do you think I'll meet a nice girl there? The kind 2chainz is looking for.
Yes, definitely. Be sure to twerk in order to impress her.
You mean I'm gonna go bald when I get married? :'(
Some of us go bald before we are married.
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:14:34
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza
Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp
Um....
Did I ? I no good spanish..
It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..
anyway...
so we haven't discussed the edibles, so tacos is just an idea.
chimichanga, burrito, nachos, mole, tacquito, tamale, churro
I'd be down for some guac. I'd cover myself in it, if possible.
You can be the bowl I suppose, dip all the nachos in dat
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:16:44
Quote
Some of us go bald before we are married.
I told my wife when we first started dating that my genetics were **** and I'd eventually be bald and fat. Best to lay it all out on the table.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:18:55
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espańol?
neither, use the language of love
Correct. Learn French.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:20:52
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza
Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp
Um....
Did I ? I no good spanish..
It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..
anyway...
so we haven't discussed the edibles, so tacos is just an idea.
chimichanga, burrito, nachos, mole, tacquito, tamale, churro
I'd be down for some guac. I'd cover myself in it, if possible.
You can be the bowl I suppose, dip all the nachos in dat
This is turning into one of them japanese sexy parties..
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:21:29
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza
Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp
Um....
Did I ? I no good spanish..
It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..
anyway...
so we haven't discussed the edibles, so tacos is just an idea.
chimichanga, burrito, nachos, mole, tacquito, tamale, churro
I'd be down for some guac. I'd cover myself in it, if possible.
You can be the bowl I suppose, dip all the nachos in dat
This is turning into one of them japanese sexy parties..
You bringing them octopi?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:22:09
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza
Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp
Um....
Did I ? I no good spanish..
It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..
anyway...
so we haven't discussed the edibles, so tacos is just an idea.
chimichanga, burrito, nachos, mole, tacquito, tamale, churro
I'd be down for some guac. I'd cover myself in it, if possible.
You can be the bowl I suppose, dip all the nachos in dat
This is turning into one of them japanese sexy parties..
You bringing them octopi?
You want live or dead... ?
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:23:09
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza
Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp
Um....
Did I ? I no good spanish..
It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..
anyway...
so we haven't discussed the edibles, so tacos is just an idea.
chimichanga, burrito, nachos, mole, tacquito, tamale, churro
I'd be down for some guac. I'd cover myself in it, if possible.
You can be the bowl I suppose, dip all the nachos in dat
This is turning into one of them japanese sexy parties..
You bringing them octopi?
You want live or dead... ?
The live octopi can make people squirm *wink
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:24:44
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espańol?
neither, use the language of love
Correct. Learn French.
There's really nothing that substantiates this..
Truthiness at best.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:28:23
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espańol?
neither, use the language of love
Correct. Learn French.
There's really nothing that substantiates this..
Truthiness at best.
See my disclaimer in the OP>
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:29:19
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza
Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp
Um....
Did I ? I no good spanish..
It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..
anyway...
so we haven't discussed the edibles, so tacos is just an idea.
chimichanga, burrito, nachos, mole, tacquito, tamale, churro
I'd be down for some guac. I'd cover myself in it, if possible.
You can be the bowl I suppose, dip all the nachos in dat
This is turning into one of them japanese sexy parties..
You bringing them octopi?
You want live or dead... ?
The live octopi can make people squirm *wink
Live. So they can squiggle into all the holes
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:34:04
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
neither, use the language of love
Correct. Learn French.
So admit defeat? Got it
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:37:43
-Beehatch-'s choice of words:
___The live octopi can make people squirm *wink
-Halverson-'s choice of words:
___Live. So they can squiggle into all the holes
Thoughts?
hahahahahah
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:41:48
I've always theorized that women were of equal perversion, and our only difference lies in the degree of linguistic subtlety.
-Beehatch-'s choice of words:
___The live octopi can make people squirm *wink
-Halverson-'s choice of words:
___Live. So they can squiggle into all the holes
Thoughts?
hahahahahah
Well to be fair, I think it was more of a progression in my reply. Start subtle, then go more obvious. The next step should have you being VERY specific.
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:42:46
Post by: Sygaldry on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:43:26
Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
neither, use the language of love
Correct. Learn French.
So admit defeat? Got it
Just need to learn one sentence:
"Je pense que tu es tres belle."
Works like a charm.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:43:52
I've always theorized that women were of equal perversion, and our only difference lies in the degree of linguistic subtlety.
-Beehatch-'s choice of words:
___The live octopi can make people squirm *wink
-Halverson-'s choice of words:
___Live. So they can squiggle into all the holes
Thoughts?
hahahahahah
Well to be fair, I think it was more of a progression in my reply. Start subtle, then go more obvious. The next step should have you being VERY specific.
either way.. you've both ruined my lunch..
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:44:07
I feel left out of this party. What do I bring?
DAT ASS
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:44:49
I've always theorized that women were of equal perversion, and our only difference lies in the degree of linguistic subtlety.
-Beehatch-'s choice of words:
___The live octopi can make people squirm *wink
-Halverson-'s choice of words:
___Live. So they can squiggle into all the holes
Thoughts?
hahahahahah
Well to be fair, I think it was more of a progression in my reply. Start subtle, then go more obvious. The next step should have you being VERY specific.
either way.. you've both ruined my lunch..
You eating octopus? hahaha I got some squid in my freezer, I should defrost them and have some fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:44:57
Your panties are terrible? Okay, I'll give it a tryOp, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
neither, use the language of love
Correct. Learn French.
So admit defeat? Got it
Just need to learn one sentence:
"Je pense que tu es tres belle."
Works like a charm.
HEY HALVERSON JE PENSE QUE TU TRES BELLE
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:46:01
This just became a Tijuana donkey showI feel left out of this party. What do I bring?
DAT ASS
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:46:20
I've always theorized that women were of equal perversion, and our only difference lies in the degree of linguistic subtlety.
-Beehatch-'s choice of words:
___The live octopi can make people squirm *wink
-Halverson-'s choice of words:
___Live. So they can squiggle into all the holes
Thoughts?
hahahahahah
Well to be fair, I think it was more of a progression in my reply. Start subtle, then go more obvious. The next step should have you being VERY specific.
either way.. you've both ruined my lunch..
You eating octopus? hahaha I got some squid in my freezer, I should defrost them and have some fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No I'm having squid as well..
made them skewer style in the toaster oven.
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:47:02
Your panties are terrible? Okay, I'll give it a tryOp, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
neither, use the language of love
Correct. Learn French.
So admit defeat? Got it
Just need to learn one sentence:
"Je pense que tu es tres belle."
Works like a charm.
HEY HALVERSON JE PENSE QUE TU TRES BELLE
La grenouille mange du pamplemousse
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:47:52
I've always theorized that women were of equal perversion, and our only difference lies in the degree of linguistic subtlety.
-Beehatch-'s choice of words:
___The live octopi can make people squirm *wink
-Halverson-'s choice of words:
___Live. So they can squiggle into all the holes
Thoughts?
hahahahahah
Well to be fair, I think it was more of a progression in my reply. Start subtle, then go more obvious. The next step should have you being VERY specific.
either way.. you've both ruined my lunch..
You eating octopus? hahaha I got some squid in my freezer, I should defrost them and have some fun ( ͡� ͜ʖ ͡�)
No I'm having squid as well..
made them skewer style in the toaster oven.
I'm saving mine for when I run out of perishable food, like all these damn vegetables....think I'll do them spicy salty style.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:48:07
This just became a Tijuana donkey showI feel left out of this party. What do I bring?
DAT ASS
I'm not up for that.. saw it once.. i think it was a small horse actually..
But not interested in seeing again.
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:50:04
Wtf u say about my momYour panties are terrible? Okay, I'll give it a tryOp, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
neither, use the language of love
Correct. Learn French.
So admit defeat? Got it
Just need to learn one sentence:
"Je pense que tu es tres belle."
Works like a charm.
HEY HALVERSON JE PENSE QUE TU TRES BELLE
La grenouille mange du pamplemousse
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:50:51
Wtf u say about my momYour panties are terrible? Okay, I'll give it a tryOp, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
neither, use the language of love
Correct. Learn French.
So admit defeat? Got it
Just need to learn one sentence:
"Je pense que tu es tres belle."
Works like a charm.
HEY HALVERSON JE PENSE QUE TU TRES BELLE
La grenouille mange du pamplemousse
I said I heard she makes some bomb ass hot sauce
votre mčre fait bombe cul sauce piquante
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:52:40
I'll give you some bomb ass-sauce ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Wtf u say about my momYour panties are terrible? Okay, I'll give it a tryOp, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
neither, use the language of love
Correct. Learn French.
So admit defeat? Got it
Just need to learn one sentence:
"Je pense que tu es tres belle."
Works like a charm.
HEY HALVERSON JE PENSE QUE TU TRES BELLE
La grenouille mange du pamplemousse
I said I heard she makes some bomb ass hot sauce
votre m�re fait bombe cul sauce piquante
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 21 May 2015, 13:55:20
I'll give you some bomb ass-sauce ( ͡� ͜ʖ ͡�)Wtf u say about my momYour panties are terrible? Okay, I'll give it a tryOp, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?
neither, use the language of love
Correct. Learn French.
So admit defeat? Got it
Just need to learn one sentence:
"Je pense que tu es tres belle."
Works like a charm.
HEY HALVERSON JE PENSE QUE TU TRES BELLE
La grenouille mange du pamplemousse
I said I heard she makes some bomb ass hot sauce
votre m�re fait bombe cul sauce piquante
grodies
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 21 May 2015, 14:33:44
how long is it acceptable to hate someone that has flipped their spacebar?Perma-ban
beehatch! tsk tsk tsk. You will never learn.
/me bans beehatch
**** gon get messy! We should have the wedding at the rape cabin!Damn it don't tell them the name or else they won't come. It has to be a surprise!
I still came after hearing the name. There are still a lot of surprises to be had. ;)
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 14:37:34
how long is it acceptable to hate someone that has flipped their spacebar?Perma-ban
beehatch! tsk tsk tsk. You will never learn.
/me bans beehatch
First you give me a hug, then you wanna ban me ;_;
Why are you giving me mixed signals?!
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 21 May 2015, 14:40:52
how long is it acceptable to hate someone that has flipped their spacebar?Perma-ban
beehatch! tsk tsk tsk. You will never learn.
/me bans beehatch
First you give me a hug, then you wanna ban me ;_;
Why are you giving me mixed signals?!
I dunno! Why do you think I'm in the dating advice thread?? :-[
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 14:59:07
Post by: Seranite on Thu, 21 May 2015, 15:00:08
Sasquatch has bad people skills
You don't KNOW his struggles!
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 15:08:04
how long is it acceptable to hate someone that has flipped their spacebar?Perma-ban
beehatch! tsk tsk tsk. You will never learn.
/me bans beehatch
First you give me a hug, then you wanna ban me ;_;
Why are you giving me mixed signals?!
I dunno! Why do you think I'm in the dating advice thread?? :-[
I'm just assuming you're here because you don't know how to lure women when you don't have your beard.
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 21 May 2015, 15:09:13
how long is it acceptable to hate someone that has flipped their spacebar?Perma-ban
beehatch! tsk tsk tsk. You will never learn.
/me bans beehatch
First you give me a hug, then you wanna ban me ;_;
Why are you giving me mixed signals?!
I dunno! Why do you think I'm in the dating advice thread?? :-[
I'm just assuming you're here because you don't know how to lure women when you don't have your beard.
It's called woooooing, not luuuuring... >:D
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 15:17:51
how long is it acceptable to hate someone that has flipped their spacebar?Perma-ban
beehatch! tsk tsk tsk. You will never learn.
/me bans beehatch
First you give me a hug, then you wanna ban me ;_;
Why are you giving me mixed signals?!
I dunno! Why do you think I'm in the dating advice thread?? :-[
I'm just assuming you're here because you don't know how to lure women when you don't have your beard.
It's called woooooing, not luuuuring... >:D
I feel like buttering up sounds even better than woOoOOoOOoing.
Plus, if you're into a food fetish it works out great.
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 21 May 2015, 15:18:54
Why are you giving me mixed signals?!
I dunno! Why do you think I'm in the dating advice thread?? :-[
I'm just assuming you're here because you don't know how to lure women when you don't have your beard.
It's called woooooing, not luuuuring... >:D
I feel like buttering up sounds even better than woOoOOoOOoing.
Plus, if you're into a food fetish it works out great.
I do like butter...and food is the best. But I don't know if I have a food fetish...? How would I tell?
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 21 May 2015, 15:21:47
Why are you giving me mixed signals?!
I dunno! Why do you think I'm in the dating advice thread?? :-[
I'm just assuming you're here because you don't know how to lure women when you don't have your beard.
It's called woooooing, not luuuuring... >:D
I feel like buttering up sounds even better than woOoOOoOOoing.
Plus, if you're into a food fetish it works out great.
I do like butter...and food is the best. But I don't know if I have a food fetish...? How would I tell?
Well if you often find yourself gawking at cantaloupes, watermelons, bananas, and other voluptuous fruits, then I would hazard a guess you have a fetish or two.
Butter just helps as lubrication.
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 15:23:21
I can't match his hustle, we can't catch his hustle, we can't fathom his love dudeSasquatch has bad people skills
You don't KNOW his struggles!
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 21 May 2015, 17:30:32
By the way, the language of love is French, not French Canadien.
And yes, that was a purposeful misspelling.
Post by: azhdar on Thu, 21 May 2015, 17:37:04
Starting this thread was the best idea I've ever had on Geekhack.
By the way, the language of love is French, not French Canadien.
And yes, that was a purposeful misspelling.
It's not a misspell in the language of love <3
Post by: fohat.digs on Thu, 21 May 2015, 17:56:17
And conversely, the computer needs to give back the skeleton punctuation set, including period, comma, both apostrophe and quote, parenthesis, and (in my opinion), dash and probably slash.
Yes, it neuters and grays-out many nuances in many (most) Latin/European languages, but they are cumbersome relics from the old world and conflict directly with the digital world.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 May 2015, 17:58:06
Not to rain on the parade, but all those weird diacritical marks simply need to go away, in the computer/keyboard age, along with anything that chokes a computer, such as the punctuation marks that programming uses.
And conversely, the computer needs to give back the skeleton punctuation set, including period, comma, both apostrophe and quote, parenthesis, and (in my opinion), dash and probably slash.
Yes, it neuters and grays-out many nuances in many (most) Latin/European languages, but they are cumbersome relics from the old world and conflict directly with the digital world.
If I could install a serial port into my head. I would... Screw english.. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/048.gif)
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 21 May 2015, 18:09:49
Not to rain on the parade, but all those weird diacritical marks simply need to go away, in the computer/keyboard age, along with anything that chokes a computer, such as the punctuation marks that programming uses.
And conversely, the computer needs to give back the skeleton punctuation set, including period, comma, both apostrophe and quote, parenthesis, and (in my opinion), dash and probably slash.
Yes, it neuters and grays-out many nuances in many (most) Latin/European languages, but they are cumbersome relics from the old world and conflict directly with the digital world.
You sound so American right now.
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 21 May 2015, 18:23:42
Not to rain on the parade, but all those weird diacritical marks simply need to go away, in the computer/keyboard age, along with anything that chokes a computer, such as the punctuation marks that programming uses.whats going on here
And conversely, the computer needs to give back the skeleton punctuation set, including period, comma, both apostrophe and quote, parenthesis, and (in my opinion), dash and probably slash.
Yes, it neuters and grays-out many nuances in many (most) Latin/European languages, but they are cumbersome relics from the old world and conflict directly with the digital world.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 21 May 2015, 18:45:30
Butter just helps as lubrication.
Great advice for this thread. Thanks.
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 May 2015, 19:50:34
Finally I can agree with tp. Screw the English.Not to rain on the parade, but all those weird diacritical marks simply need to go away, in the computer/keyboard age, along with anything that chokes a computer, such as the punctuation marks that programming uses.
And conversely, the computer needs to give back the skeleton punctuation set, including period, comma, both apostrophe and quote, parenthesis, and (in my opinion), dash and probably slash.
Yes, it neuters and grays-out many nuances in many (most) Latin/European languages, but they are cumbersome relics from the old world and conflict directly with the digital world.
If I could install a serial port into my head. I would... Screw english..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/048.gif)
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 21 May 2015, 20:05:53
qftwhat keyboard attracts the most men?depends on what sort of men
the lame ones
razers or HHKB
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 02:50:58
should I give a crush a cheddar or muenster grilled cheese?
pls be nice
Post by: azhdar on Fri, 22 May 2015, 02:53:35
Post by: baldgye on Fri, 22 May 2015, 02:57:05
guys need advice
should I give a crush a cheddar or muenster grilled cheese?
pls be nice
Depends on her girth.
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 03:14:25
give him comte instead of those terrible cheeses.
whats this cum cheese you are talking about?
guys need advice
should I give a crush a cheddar or muenster grilled cheese?
pls be nice
Depends on her girth.
she has less than average girth
Post by: azhdar on Fri, 22 May 2015, 03:17:43
This:give him comte instead of those terrible cheeses.
whats this cum cheese you are talking about?
(http://www.comte-morbier.com/blogs/wwwcomte-morbier/public/Le_Comte/comte_extra_portion.jpg)
top tier french cheese.
Post by: Sygaldry on Fri, 22 May 2015, 03:21:41
I prefer Camembert.This:give him comte instead of those terrible cheeses.
whats this cum cheese you are talking about?Show Image(http://www.comte-morbier.com/blogs/wwwcomte-morbier/public/Le_Comte/comte_extra_portion.jpg)
top tier french cheese.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Camembert_de_Normandie_(President).png)
Introduced to me years ago by a French lover years ago and it's still my favorite cheese to this day
Post by: azhdar on Fri, 22 May 2015, 03:24:19
I prefer Camembert.This:give him comte instead of those terrible cheeses.
whats this cum cheese you are talking about?Show Image(http://www.comte-morbier.com/blogs/wwwcomte-morbier/public/Le_Comte/comte_extra_portion.jpg)
top tier french cheese.Show Image(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Camembert_de_Normandie_(President).png)
Introduced to me years ago by a French lover years ago and it's still my favorite cheese to this day
I love camembert too, but comté and his cousin the beaufort are my favorites.
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 03:31:09
This:give him comte instead of those terrible cheeses.
whats this cum cheese you are talking about?Show Image(http://www.comte-morbier.com/blogs/wwwcomte-morbier/public/Le_Comte/comte_extra_portion.jpg)
top tier french cheese.
I prefer Camembert.This:give him comte instead of those terrible cheeses.
whats this cum cheese you are talking about?Show Image(http://www.comte-morbier.com/blogs/wwwcomte-morbier/public/Le_Comte/comte_extra_portion.jpg)
top tier french cheese.Show Image(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Camembert_de_Normandie_(President).png)
Introduced to me years ago by a French lover years ago and it's still my favorite cheese to this day
Well I certainly wasn't expecting all these delicious looking cheeses. I doubt I can even find this in my area lol
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 22 May 2015, 07:22:56
guys need advice
should I give a crush a cheddar or muenster grilled cheese?
pls be nice
Cheese is a cultured and appropriate gift for a potential love interest. I recommend a cheese that will make your kisses taste even sweeter than normal, while also adding slightly funky scent to your breath to keep things interesting. While French cheeses are well known, and French is the language of love, I recommend a hearty, smooth, and stinky Wisconsin cheese, because 'Murica.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 22 May 2015, 07:30:13
Not to rain on the parade, but all those weird diacritical marks simply need to go away, in the computer/keyboard age, along with anything that chokes a computer, such as the punctuation marks that programming uses.whats going on here
And conversely, the computer needs to give back the skeleton punctuation set, including period, comma, both apostrophe and quote, parenthesis, and (in my opinion), dash and probably slash.
Yes, it neuters and grays-out many nuances in many (most) Latin/European languages, but they are cumbersome relics from the old world and conflict directly with the digital world.
American exceptionalism, that's what's going's on.
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 22 May 2015, 07:31:15
I recommend a hearty, smooth, and stinky Wisconsin cheese, because 'Murica.
Amen.
Post by: Halverson on Fri, 22 May 2015, 07:39:07
Post by: baldgye on Fri, 22 May 2015, 07:49:26
guys need advice
should I give a crush a cheddar or muenster grilled cheese?
pls be nice
Depends on her girth.
she has less than average girth
Then go with the dirty French option
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 22 May 2015, 08:09:04
I want grilled cheese with red onions.
For those who wish to know the way into Halverson's heart, here is your answer.
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 22 May 2015, 08:09:36
I want grilled cheese with red onions.
For those who wish to know the way into Halverson's heart, here is your answer.
I just bought him ice cream.
OP I have a question. I prefer my ladies to wear North Face and Ugg boots. Maybe a spray tan. What is the best way to attract such a fine specimen of femininity?
Post by: Halverson on Fri, 22 May 2015, 08:10:50
I want grilled cheese with red onions.
For those who wish to know the way into Halverson's heart, here is your answer.
I just bought him ice cream.
OP I have a question. I prefer my ladies to wear North Face and Ugg boots. Maybe a spray tan. What is the best way to attract such a fine specimen of femininity?
Punpkin spice latte, duh
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 22 May 2015, 09:08:11
I want grilled cheese with red onions.
For those who wish to know the way into Halverson's heart, here is your answer.
I just bought him ice cream.
OP I have a question. I prefer my ladies to wear North Face and Ugg boots. Maybe a spray tan. What is the best way to attract such a fine specimen of femininity?
Punpkin spice latte, duh
This is a good answer. #PSL is everything right with the world
Post by: demik on Fri, 22 May 2015, 09:11:23
Wow cpt, basic white girls? Really? Cam would be disappointed. You need a hood chick.I want grilled cheese with red onions.
For those who wish to know the way into Halverson's heart, here is your answer.
I just bought him ice cream.
OP I have a question. I prefer my ladies to wear North Face and Ugg boots. Maybe a spray tan. What is the best way to attract such a fine specimen of femininity?
Post by: baldgye on Fri, 22 May 2015, 09:11:31
I want grilled cheese with red onions.
For those who wish to know the way into Halverson's heart, here is your answer.
I just bought him ice cream.
OP I have a question. I prefer my ladies to wear North Face and Ugg boots. Maybe a spray tan. What is the best way to attract such a fine specimen of femininity?
Punpkin spice latte, duh
This is a good answer. #PSL is everything right with the world
Speaking of Coffee, why is a 'large' in Starbucks called 'venti' ? it makes no sense
Post by: Halverson on Fri, 22 May 2015, 09:12:32
I want grilled cheese with red onions.
For those who wish to know the way into Halverson's heart, here is your answer.
I just bought him ice cream.
OP I have a question. I prefer my ladies to wear North Face and Ugg boots. Maybe a spray tan. What is the best way to attract such a fine specimen of femininity?
Punpkin spice latte, duh
This is a good answer. #PSL is everything right with the world
Speaking of Coffee, why is a 'large' in Starbucks called 'venti' ? it makes no sense
If serious, it's supposed to be 20 ounces and 20 in Italian is venti
Post by: baldgye on Fri, 22 May 2015, 09:15:34
I want grilled cheese with red onions.
For those who wish to know the way into Halverson's heart, here is your answer.
I just bought him ice cream.
OP I have a question. I prefer my ladies to wear North Face and Ugg boots. Maybe a spray tan. What is the best way to attract such a fine specimen of femininity?
Punpkin spice latte, duh
This is a good answer. #PSL is everything right with the world
Speaking of Coffee, why is a 'large' in Starbucks called 'venti' ? it makes no sense
If serious, it's supposed to be 20 ounces and 20 in Italian is venti
I know Venti is 20 in Italian, hence the confusion lol... but I guess that makes sense, I've no idea what 20 ounces weighs mind, and weight seems an odd measurement for liquids.... Does that mean you get less hot chocolate than a coffee???
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 22 May 2015, 09:17:03
I know Venti is 20 in Italian, hence the confusion lol... but I guess that makes sense, I've no idea what 20 ounces weighs mind, and weight seems an odd measurement for liquids.... Does that mean you get less hot chocolate than a coffee???
20 fluid ounces. :) (591 mL)
Post by: baldgye on Fri, 22 May 2015, 09:19:24
I know Venti is 20 in Italian, hence the confusion lol... but I guess that makes sense, I've no idea what 20 ounces weighs mind, and weight seems an odd measurement for liquids.... Does that mean you get less hot chocolate than a coffee???
20 fluid ounces. :) (591 mL)
ah ok.... well that clears that up, though it does raise more questions, like why the other sizes arn't also labeled in weight...
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 22 May 2015, 09:24:49
OP I have a question. I prefer my ladies to wear North Face and Ugg boots. Maybe a spray tan. What is the best way to attract such a fine specimen of femininity?
Great question! I have various suggestions about where to find this specimen of the adult female, but you asked how to attract that type of woman, so I will address that part of your inquiry.
1. Observe the dominant cultural behavior and style of dress in your urban area, and adhere to the most mainstream and uncreative styles without asking any questions. Therefore, as a male that behaves and dresses in a predictable, safe, pseudo-stylish manner, you will attract females that do the same.
2. If you attend or attended college, promote your participation in a fraternity. If you were not a member of a fraternity, make one up and say it was "small, growing, and exclusive."
3. In order to differentiate yourself from your homogenous counterparts, develop a hobby or characteristic makes you stand out slightly from the crowd, could be "cool," but not so much that you could be labeled as "weird." I suggest growing your hair slightly longer than average, learning enough guitar to make it seem like you know what you are doing, or developing an exotic foreign accent.
4. Frequent the same places that Ugg boot-stomping, North Face-wearing, spray tan-sporting females will frequent. Places like Starbucks, a shopping mall, Whole Foods, trendy restaurants, the flavored vodka aisle at the liquor store, walkable urban streets lined with boutiques, hair-dying salons, ski resorts, warm-weather beaches, outdoor concerts for Top 40 radio artists, a university campus composed mostly of suburbanites, etc.
5. Live in a trendy urban neighborhood close to the places mentioned in #4.
6. Learn to discuss and obsess over dumb, inane, insignificant things, mostly centered around the tiny universe of their life.
7. Get a puppy.
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 22 May 2015, 09:53:23
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 10:08:27
pls halp
Post by: baldgye on Fri, 22 May 2015, 10:09:43
What should I do if I find out that my date doesn't like Topre?
pls halp
depends on how its pronounced
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 22 May 2015, 10:12:11
What should I do if I find out that my date doesn't like Topre?
pls halp
But...I do like Topre... :-*
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 22 May 2015, 10:13:27
hoff how are u dating everyone at once this is godlikeWhat should I do if I find out that my date doesn't like Topre?
pls halp
But...I do like Topre... :-*
Post by: azhdar on Fri, 22 May 2015, 10:14:57
What should I do if I find out that my date doesn't like Topre?
pls halp
it hate having a rubber on top of it .
if u no wat i meen
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 10:16:52
What should I do if I find out that my date doesn't like Topre?
pls halp
But...I do like Topre... :-*
Well that took care of my question. Oh bae :-*
hoff how are u dating everyone at once this is godlike
he's magic
it hate having a rubber on top of it .
if u no wat i meen
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 22 May 2015, 10:41:00
What should I do if I find out that my date doesn't like Topre?
pls halp
Be happy. You should be using lubed, 62g Ergo Clears, anyways.
Post by: azhdar on Fri, 22 May 2015, 10:58:05
it hate having a rubber on top of it .
if u no wat i meen
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
lmao?
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 22 May 2015, 11:10:36
OP I have a question. I prefer my ladies to wear North Face and Ugg boots. Maybe a spray tan. What is the best way to attract such a fine specimen of femininity?
Great question! I have various suggestions about where to find this specimen of the adult female, but you asked how to attract that type of woman, so I will address that part of your inquiry.
1. Observe the dominant cultural behavior and style of dress in your urban area, and adhere to the most mainstream and uncreative styles without asking any questions. Therefore, as a male that behaves and dresses in a predictable, safe, pseudo-stylish manner, you will attract females that do the same.
2. If you attend or attended college, promote your participation in a fraternity. If you were not a member of a fraternity, make one up and say it was "small, growing, and exclusive."
3. In order to differentiate yourself from your homogenous counterparts, develop a hobby or characteristic makes you stand out slightly from the crowd, could be "cool," but not so much that you could be labeled as "weird." I suggest growing your hair slightly longer than average, learning enough guitar to make it seem like you know what you are doing, or developing an exotic foreign accent.
4. Frequent the same places that Ugg boot-stomping, North Face-wearing, spray tan-sporting females will frequent. Places like Starbucks, a shopping mall, Whole Foods, trendy restaurants, the flavored vodka aisle at the liquor store, walkable urban streets lined with boutiques, hair-dying salons, ski resorts, warm-weather beaches, outdoor concerts for Top 40 radio artists, a university campus composed mostly of suburbanites, etc.
5. Live in a trendy urban neighborhood close to the places mentioned in #4.
6. Learn to discuss and obsess over dumb, inane, insignificant things, mostly centered around the tiny universe of their life.
7. Get a puppy.
8. Would like to add travel through Europe for a few weeks and stay at hostels. If you have the opportunity, travel to a couple slightly more exotic, less developed, non-European countries, just to have those in your back pocket if your three days in Slovenia are not an impressive enough experience. Casually mention your knowledge and admiration of X country's culture and how American culture pales in comparison to the sophistication or creativity of X country's culture.
Post by: iri on Fri, 22 May 2015, 11:26:36
If you have the opportunity, travel to a couple slightly more exotic, less developed, non-European countries, just to have those in your back pocket if your three days in Slovenia are not an impressive enough experience. Casually mention your knowledge and admiration of X country's culture and how American culture pales in comparison to the sophistication or creativity of X country's culture.I strongly recommend using Russia for this. You don't need to travel there. Just start your story with "in Siberia," and follow with whatever comes to your mind.
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 22 May 2015, 11:30:08
What should I do if I find out that my date doesn't like Topre?
pls halp
depends on how its pronounced
Toe
(https://edc2.healthtap.com/ht-staging/user_answer/reference_image/7591/large/Extremity-lower-foot-toes.jpeg)
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(http://www.costumepedia.com/1000/91/cat-costume-gloves-2.jpg)
Covers both foot and furry fetishes.
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 22 May 2015, 11:46:12
What should I do if I find out that my date doesn't like Topre?
pls halp
depends on how its pronounced
ToeShow Image(https://edc2.healthtap.com/ht-staging/user_answer/reference_image/7591/large/Extremity-lower-foot-toes.jpeg)
PurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrShow Image(http://www.costumepedia.com/1000/91/cat-costume-gloves-2.jpg)
Covers both foot and furry fetishes.
Ah yes, pr0n addiction --> sexual fetishes
Post by: Latin00032 on Fri, 22 May 2015, 11:51:52
Most GB threads don't get that many in a week? I guess this is new and different.
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 22 May 2015, 11:52:53
How can this thread have so many posts in a day?
Most GB threads don't get that many in a week? I guess this is new and different.
Because this is the fun **** where we all relax and have a good time. :D
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 11:52:57
What should I do if I find out that my date doesn't like Topre?
pls halp
depends on how its pronounced
ToeShow Image(https://edc2.healthtap.com/ht-staging/user_answer/reference_image/7591/large/Extremity-lower-foot-toes.jpeg)
PurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrShow Image(http://www.costumepedia.com/1000/91/cat-costume-gloves-2.jpg)
Covers both foot and furry fetishes.
I like the way you think.
How can this thread have so many posts in a day?
Most GB threads don't get that many in a week? I guess this is new and different.
I basically have a lot of dating problems.
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 22 May 2015, 11:57:27
Wow cpt, basic white girls? Really? Cam would be disappointed. You need a hood chick.
What if I like variety? ;)
What should I do if I find out that my date doesn't like Topre?
pls halp
But...I do like Topre... :-*
Well that took care of my question. Oh bae :-*
You two are adorable....I'm jealous
How can this thread have so many posts in a day?
Most GB threads don't get that many in a week? I guess this is new and different.
Because we need variety in our game. Can't just rely on Killa Cam for advice. Sometimes you need the whole byrd gang to help.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:03:05
How can this thread have so many posts in a day?
Most GB threads don't get that many in a week? I guess this is new and different.
Geekhackers need plenty of dating advice, and I'm here to provide it, that's how.
Post by: Halverson on Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:37:52
What should I do if I find out that my date doesn't like Topre?
pls halp
depends on how its pronounced
ToeShow Image(https://edc2.healthtap.com/ht-staging/user_answer/reference_image/7591/large/Extremity-lower-foot-toes.jpeg)
PurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrShow Image(http://www.costumepedia.com/1000/91/cat-costume-gloves-2.jpg)
Covers both foot and furry fetishes.
I like the way you think.How can this thread have so many posts in a day?
Most GB threads don't get that many in a week? I guess this is new and different.
I basically have a lot of dating problems.
Well you can have even more when you get asked out by 500 GHers!
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:44:08
What should I do if I find out that my date doesn't like Topre?
pls halp
depends on how its pronounced
ToeShow Image(https://edc2.healthtap.com/ht-staging/user_answer/reference_image/7591/large/Extremity-lower-foot-toes.jpeg)
PurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrShow Image(http://www.costumepedia.com/1000/91/cat-costume-gloves-2.jpg)
Covers both foot and furry fetishes.
I like the way you think.How can this thread have so many posts in a day?
Most GB threads don't get that many in a week? I guess this is new and different.
I basically have a lot of dating problems.
Well you can have even more when you get asked out by 500 GHers!
500? That seems a bit extreme.
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:44:51
If you don't understand, please ask demik for a translation.
Post by: iri on Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:45:19
Post by: Halverson on Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:45:22
What should I do if I find out that my date doesn't like Topre?
pls halp
depends on how its pronounced
ToeShow Image(https://edc2.healthtap.com/ht-staging/user_answer/reference_image/7591/large/Extremity-lower-foot-toes.jpeg)
PurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrShow Image(http://www.costumepedia.com/1000/91/cat-costume-gloves-2.jpg)
Covers both foot and furry fetishes.
I like the way you think.How can this thread have so many posts in a day?
Most GB threads don't get that many in a week? I guess this is new and different.
I basically have a lot of dating problems.
Well you can have even more when you get asked out by 500 GHers!
500? That seems a bit extreme.
Ask TP for some stats, there are tons of lonely males who need a GHer lady.
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:52:01
tswiftfan, I'm also interested in a girl who's about that paper chase. I mean grinding hard with Pyrex in the kitchen; turning bricks to whips. You know, a trap queen. What is the best way to attract such a fine specimen of femininity?
What the **** does this even mean?
"tswiftfan, I'm also interested in a woman who likes money. I mean someone who likes to bake treats in the kitchen; turning water to wine. You know, a simple *****."
Can't tell if desiring 12 year old girl or Jesus. :confused:
Post by: Halverson on Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:53:42
tswiftfan, I'm also interested in a girl who's about that paper chase. I mean grinding hard with Pyrex in the kitchen; turning bricks to whips. You know, a trap queen. What is the best way to attract such a fine specimen of femininity?
What the **** does this even mean?
"tswiftfan, I'm also interested in a woman who likes money. I mean someone who likes to bake treats in the kitchen; turning water to wine. You know, a simple *****."
Can't tell if desiring 12 year old girl or Jesus. :confused:
Hoff, you just don't understand the intricacies of ladies
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:54:40
tswiftfan, I'm also interested in a girl who's about that paper chase. I mean grinding hard with Pyrex in the kitchen; turning bricks to whips. You know, a trap queen. What is the best way to attract such a fine specimen of femininity?
What the **** does this even mean?
"tswiftfan, I'm also interested in a woman who likes money. I mean someone who likes to bake treats in the kitchen; turning water to wine. You know, a simple *****."
Can't tell if desiring 12 year old girl or Jesus. :confused:
Your Google Translate seems off ;). Try putting on the Pyrex Vision setting.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:04:19
tswiftfan, I'm also interested in a girl who's about that paper chase. I mean grinding hard with Pyrex in the kitchen; turning bricks to whips. You know, a trap queen. What is the best way to attract such a fine specimen of femininity?
If you don't understand, please ask demik for a translation.
Paging demik, will need a translation to offer a heartfelt reply.
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:09:39
tswiftfan, I'm also interested in a girl who's about that paper chase. I mean grinding hard with Pyrex in the kitchen; turning bricks to whips. You know, a trap queen. What is the best way to attract such a fine specimen of femininity?
If you don't understand, please ask demik for a translation.
Paging demik, will need a translation to offer a heartfelt reply.
Even I the Great Tp4 has trouble reading that one..
Paper chase: Either money, or citizenship
Pyrex in the Kitchen: Chemistry, Cutting drugs
Bricks: Raw heroin/ precursor
Whips: street, end product
Trap Queen: Transsexual thai boy..
I have no idea..
So, CPT wants a Transsexual Ladyboy married to him for the citizenship; To work in a drug house, making/cutting precursors into street-products...
And this is his most desired expression of femininity.
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Post by: beehatch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:24:37
tswiftfan, I'm also interested in a girl who's about that paper chase. I mean grinding hard with Pyrex in the kitchen; turning bricks to whips. You know, a trap queen. What is the best way to attract such a fine specimen of femininity?
If you don't understand, please ask demik for a translation.
Paging demik, will need a translation to offer a heartfelt reply.
Even I the Great Tp4 has trouble reading that one..
Paper chase: Either money, or citizenship
Pyrex in the Kitchen: Chemistry, Cutting drugs
Bricks: Raw heroin/ precursor
Whips: street, end product
Trap Queen: Transsexual thai boy..
I have no idea..
So, CPT wants a Transsexual Ladyboy married to him for the citizenship; To work in a drug house, making/cutting precursors into street-products...
And this is his most desired expression of femininity.
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I don't think you have enough question marks
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:24:41
Even I the Great Tp4 has trouble reading that one..[/size][/i]
Paper chase: Either money, or citizenship
Pyrex in the Kitchen: Chemistry, Cutting drugs
Bricks: Raw heroin/ precursor
Whips: street, end product
Trap Queen: Transsexual thai boy..
I have no idea..
So, CPT wants a Transsexual Ladyboy married to him for the citizenship; To work in a drug house, making/cutting precursors into street-products...
And this is his most desired expression of femininity.
Actually very close LOL.
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:26:49
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:28:50
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:29:02
Even I the Great Tp4 has trouble reading that one..[/size][/i]
Paper chase: Either money, or citizenship
Pyrex in the Kitchen: Chemistry, Cutting drugs
Bricks: Raw heroin/ precursor
Whips: street, end product
Trap Queen: Transsexual thai boy..
I have no idea..
So, CPT wants a Transsexual Ladyboy married to him for the citizenship; To work in a drug house, making/cutting precursors into street-products...
And this is his most desired expression of femininity.
Actually very close LOL.
Please reveal the answer..(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/233cd70a.gif)
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:29:54
I mean sub out the Thai ladyboy and sub in cars for whips...but you're right absyrd. I do like that version much better.
so what's the Trap-queen ??
I think actually this is pretty good creative writing that CPT has done.
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:30:33
I mean sub out the Thai ladyboy and sub in cars for whips...but you're right absyrd. I do like that version much better.
so what's the Trap-queen
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:31:13
both for female and male ;)
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:35:05
is wrong of me to believe shaving your beard is a dealbreaker?
both for female and male ;)
All depends on the
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:37:10
I mean sub out the Thai ladyboy and sub in cars for whips...but you're right absyrd. I do like that version much better.
so what's the Trap-queen
CPT.. hahaha.... Asian with a deep-seated desire to be black / gangster..
thx for teaching us a new word.. haahhaa
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:38:34
is wrong of me to believe shaving your beard is a dealbreaker?
both for female and male ;)
So this is how you break up with me...
:'(
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:40:18
is wrong of me to believe shaving your beard is a dealbreaker?
both for female and male ;)
All depends on the woman's preferences. We call them "beardos."
The beard makes very little difference if a person is already attractive..
It's not going to make or break..
It DOES make a difference if the person has a less than stellar facial geometry,
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:40:27
CPT.. hahaha.... Asian with a deep-seated desire to be black / gangster..
thx for teaching us a new word.. haahhaa
I haven't exactly been subtle about it :cool:
I'm just trying to be like Killa Cam.
Dipset dipset the national anthem.
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:41:47
is wrong of me to believe shaving your beard is a dealbreaker?
both for female and male ;)
So this is how you break up with me...
:'(
awwwwwwwwwwww
I would never :-* :-*
Post by: demik on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:47:54
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:51:42
It's toe-preh you ****ing heathens. RESPECT TOPRE OR GET BANNED.
I actually don't know if it is either one. I've always said TOE-PREEEEEEEEEEH
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:52:47
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/123/7/9/onion_blink_by_redstar212-d3fidhu.gif)
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:54:27
ERGODOXShow Image(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/123/7/9/onion_blink_by_redstar212-d3fidhu.gif)
be quiet you
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:55:02
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:55:57
No, Topre and Ergodox are not compatible in a relationship scenario.
+1
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 22 May 2015, 13:59:05
No, Topre and Ergodox are not compatible in a relationship scenario.
(http://xahlee.info/kbd/i3/utron_keyboard_02.jpg)
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 14:00:11
No, Topre and Ergodox are not compatible in a relationship scenario.Show Image(http://xahlee.info/kbd/i3/utron_keyboard_02.jpg)
heretic
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 22 May 2015, 14:01:40
No, Topre and Ergodox are not compatible in a relationship scenario.Show Image(http://xahlee.info/kbd/i3/utron_keyboard_02.jpg)
heretic
Messiah
Post by: Lurch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 14:17:32
No, Topre and Ergodox are not compatible in a relationship scenario.Show Image(http://xahlee.info/kbd/i3/utron_keyboard_02.jpg)
*bites lip*
yeah, that's the stuff
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 22 May 2015, 14:23:10
No, Topre and Ergodox are not compatible in a relationship scenario.Show Image(http://xahlee.info/kbd/i3/utron_keyboard_02.jpg)
The Tron predates the Ergodox, not a valid example.
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 22 May 2015, 14:46:45
No, Topre and Ergodox are not compatible in a relationship scenario.Show Image(http://xahlee.info/kbd/i3/utron_keyboard_02.jpg)
The Tron predates the Ergodox, not a valid example.
Ergodox is a concept.. To evolve beyond the single-rectangle..
Topre key-switches and the Ergodox are not in conflict.
However, the Generic Topre rectangles ARE obsolete..
The choice of switches is a preference..
The Geek can NOT prefer the obsolete single rectangle which causes RSI in The Computer Obsessed.
Post by: demik on Fri, 22 May 2015, 14:46:59
ERGODOXShow Image(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/123/7/9/onion_blink_by_redstar212-d3fidhu.gif)
Ergosux
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 15:13:20
dressing up as:
1. a dumb cat
2. a velociraptor
3. jeff goldblum
4. yur mom
Post by: Lurch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 15:20:10
which would be more attractive to a dude:
dressing up as:
1. a dumb cat
2. a velociraptor
3. jeff goldblum
4. yur mom
number 3, especially if jeff goldbluman group
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 15:28:49
which would be more attractive to a dude:
dressing up as:
1. a dumb cat
2. a velociraptor
3. jeff goldblum
4. yur mom
number 3, especially if jeff goldbluman group
excellent choice ;)
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 22 May 2015, 15:31:17
which would be more attractive to a dude:
dressing up as:1. a dumb cat
2. a velociraptor
3. jeff goldblum
4. yur mom
I'd prefer if the girl would dress up as the Left side of the Ergodox
And I'd dress up as the Right side of the Ergodox.
I guess the point is.. .Ergodox.. !!
We'd go hand in hand, our arms being the dreaded TRRS cable
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 22 May 2015, 15:32:47
which would be more attractive to a dude:
dressing up as:1. a dumb cat
2. a velociraptor
3. jeff goldblum
4. yur mom
I'd prefer if the girl would dress up as the Left side of the Ergodox
And I'd dress up as the Right side of the Ergodox.
I guess the point is.. .Ergodox.. !!
you always find a way to disappoint me
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 22 May 2015, 15:34:04
which would be more attractive to a dude:
dressing up as:1. a dumb cat
2. a velociraptor
3. jeff goldblum
4. yur mom
I'd prefer if the girl would dress up as the Left side of the Ergodox
And I'd dress up as the Right side of the Ergodox.
I guess the point is.. .Ergodox.. !!
you always find a way to disappoint me
I am holding back all the non-PG stuff I'm into..
You guys are not ready for it..
Post by: Air tree on Fri, 22 May 2015, 16:50:59
I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? :-*
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 22 May 2015, 16:59:10
If I show ladies my HHKB and my fountain pen, what percentage will totally lust after me? 80%?
I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? :-*
I've only ever impressed a lady with my computer gear ONCE .
It was a project during income inequality, where the teacher gave very vague instructions..
I was the only person with the computer knowledge to complete the task..
Only 2 people completed the project.. That other person didn't know how to install software. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_113_.gif)
Post by: Halverson on Fri, 22 May 2015, 17:01:54
It's toe-preh you ****ing heathens. RESPECT TOPRE OR GET BANNED.
Tah-purr like copper
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 22 May 2015, 17:08:16
feet r uggoWhat should I do if I find out that my date doesn't like Topre?
pls halp
depends on how its pronounced
ToeShow Image(https://edc2.healthtap.com/ht-staging/user_answer/reference_image/7591/large/Extremity-lower-foot-toes.jpeg)
PurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrShow Image(http://www.costumepedia.com/1000/91/cat-costume-gloves-2.jpg)
Covers both foot and furry fetishes.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 22 May 2015, 17:12:56
If I show ladies my HHKB and my fountain pen, what percentage will totally lust after me? 80%?
I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? :-*
In terms of a man's possessions that impresses most women, a HHKB and a fountain pen are far, very far down the list. I would say about .002% of women will lust after those items. Now if you have some items that display your thick wallet, adventurousness, or ability to be a provider, perhaps they will be more impressed.
With those points in mind, I recommend purchasing a Swiss mechanical watch, a grappling hook, and tractor to impress the ladies.
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 22 May 2015, 17:33:00
It's toe-preh you ****ing heathens. RESPECT TOPRE OR GET BANNED.
Tah-purr like copper
Thorpe like gorp gorp.
In terms of a man's possessions that most women care about, the HHKB and a fountain pen are far, very far down the list.
Now if you have some items that display your thick wallet [...] perhaps they will be more impressed.
These are conflicting statements.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 22 May 2015, 17:35:21
In terms of a man's possessions that most women care about, the HHKB and a fountain pen are far, very far down the list.Now if you have some items that display your thick wallet [...] perhaps they will be more impressed.
These are conflicting statements.
Gah, you're absolutely right. I should say an item that displays your ability to take out a large loan and pay it off in monthly increments, therefore masking the true amount of your wealth.
Post by: demik on Fri, 22 May 2015, 17:42:07
If I show ladies my HHKB and my fountain pen, what percentage will totally lust after me? 80%?
I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? :-*
Answer number 1) you're too young to have that many girlfriends so please be careful who you show your hhkb and pen too.
Answer number 2) ignore answer number 1, girls hate a flip flopper.
Post by: Air tree on Fri, 22 May 2015, 17:48:35
If I show ladies my HHKB and my fountain pen, what percentage will totally lust after me? 80%?
I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? :-*
Answer number 1) you're too young to have that many girlfriends so please be careful who you show your hhkb and pen too.
Answer number 2) ignore answer number 1, girls hate a flip flopper.
I think you're just afraid that I'll convert more people to the light of the flipped spacebar.
Since I have your address now, I can come and sneak into your house and flip your spacebar while you sleep. ^-^
Post by: demik on Fri, 22 May 2015, 17:51:57
If I show ladies my HHKB and my fountain pen, what percentage will totally lust after me? 80%?
I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? :-*
Answer number 1) you're too young to have that many girlfriends so please be careful who you show your hhkb and pen too.
Answer number 2) ignore answer number 1, girls hate a flip flopper.
I think you're just afraid that I'll convert more people to the light of the flipped spacebar.
Since I have your address now, I can come and sneak into your house and flip your spacebar while you sleep. ^-^
Good luck trying to get pass my wolves!
Post by: Air tree on Fri, 22 May 2015, 17:57:33
Is wolves code name for Halverson on all fours? ;)If I show ladies my HHKB and my fountain pen, what percentage will totally lust after me? 80%?
I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? :-*
Answer number 1) you're too young to have that many girlfriends so please be careful who you show your hhkb and pen too.
Answer number 2) ignore answer number 1, girls hate a flip flopper.
I think you're just afraid that I'll convert more people to the light of the flipped spacebar.
Since I have your address now, I can come and sneak into your house and flip your spacebar while you sleep. ^-^
Good luck trying to get pass my wolves!
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 22 May 2015, 18:08:22
Is wolves code name for Halverson on all fours? ;)If I show ladies my HHKB and my fountain pen, what percentage will totally lust after me? 80%?
I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? :-*
Answer number 1) you're too young to have that many girlfriends so please be careful who you show your hhkb and pen too.
Answer number 2) ignore answer number 1, girls hate a flip flopper.
I think you're just afraid that I'll convert more people to the light of the flipped spacebar.
Since I have your address now, I can come and sneak into your house and flip your spacebar while you sleep. ^-^
Good luck trying to get pass my wolves!
So this is what the build up has been for.. hahaha..
Post by: demik on Fri, 22 May 2015, 18:10:30
Is wolves code name for Halverson on all fours? ;)If I show ladies my HHKB and my fountain pen, what percentage will totally lust after me? 80%?
I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? :-*
Answer number 1) you're too young to have that many girlfriends so please be careful who you show your hhkb and pen too.
Answer number 2) ignore answer number 1, girls hate a flip flopper.
I think you're just afraid that I'll convert more people to the light of the flipped spacebar.
Since I have your address now, I can come and sneak into your house and flip your spacebar while you sleep. ^-^
Good luck trying to get pass my wolves!
Nah that's my ***** <3
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 22 May 2015, 21:18:08
tswiftfan, if I had pop lock and dropped it during the DJ sesh at Keycon, would I have gotten more ladies?
I forgot to answer this question. I don't know what "pop lock and dropped it" means. I assume it is another term for twerking. In that case, yes, the few females in attendance would have abandoned their partners and instantly attached to you. Opportunity lost.
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 22 May 2015, 21:39:45
tswiftfan, if I had pop lock and dropped it during the DJ sesh at Keycon, would I have gotten more ladies?
I forgot to answer this question. I don't know what "pop lock and dropped it" means. I assume it is another term for twerking. In that case, yes, the few females in attendance would have abandoned their partners and instantly attached to you. Opportunity lost.
No it's not like twerking..
Also, if you are an individual with tight pants.. be very careful before attempting to -drop-it-
Post by: demik on Fri, 22 May 2015, 21:43:07
tswiftfan, if I had pop lock and dropped it during the DJ sesh at Keycon, would I have gotten more ladies?
I forgot to answer this question. I don't know what "pop lock and dropped it" means. I assume it is another term for twerking. In that case, yes, the few females in attendance would have abandoned their partners and instantly attached to you. Opportunity lost.
pop lock and drop it see:
Post by: beehatch on Sat, 23 May 2015, 00:04:33
Post by: demik on Sat, 23 May 2015, 00:17:06
Post by: ApocalypseMaow on Sat, 23 May 2015, 00:21:42
:)) my sideswhich would be more attractive to a dude:
dressing up as:1. a dumb cat
2. a velociraptor
3. jeff goldblum
4. yur mom
I'd prefer if the girl would dress up as the Left side of the Ergodox
And I'd dress up as the Right side of the Ergodox.
I guess the point is.. .Ergodox.. !!
you always find a way to disappoint me
Post by: beehatch on Sat, 23 May 2015, 00:29:20
stanky leg so underrated
inform me pls
Post by: demik on Sat, 23 May 2015, 00:32:29
it's like, when you're trying to step on a bug but dont want to get too close because it might jump on you.. and you're really drunk so you're trying not to fall, all while getting spider webs out your hair.
Post by: beehatch on Sat, 23 May 2015, 00:35:15
it's like, when you're trying to step on a bug but dont want to get too close because it might jump on you.. and you're really drunk so you're trying not to fall, all while getting spider webs out your hair.
that video was weird as ****, but you gave a pretty accurate description.
good for you +1
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 23 May 2015, 00:51:28
it's like, when you're trying to step on a bug but dont want to get too close because it might jump on you.. and you're really drunk so you're trying not to fall, all while getting spider webs out your hair.
not if you're doing it right.. gotta exaggerate those hip rotations into it..
Post by: demik on Sat, 23 May 2015, 00:54:29
Post by: ander on Sat, 23 May 2015, 03:07:11
Post by: vivalarevolución on Sat, 23 May 2015, 05:52:28
When we go on dates, should we bring along some of our tricked-out keyboards so it'll be obvious how cool we are?
Yes, definitely! Thanks for mentioning this incredible trick to making any date melt.
tswiftfan, if I had pop lock and dropped it during the DJ sesh at Keycon, would I have gotten more ladies?
I forgot to answer this question. I don't know what "pop lock and dropped it" means. I assume it is another term for twerking. In that case, yes, the few females in attendance would have abandoned their partners and instantly attached to you. Opportunity lost.
pop lock and drop it see:
My original statement stands. I also will need to work on being less white.
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sat, 23 May 2015, 11:25:26
When we go on dates, should we bring along some of our tricked-out keyboards so it'll be obvious how cool we are?
I actually brought a car-full of keyboards to my last date. :)) I didn't get them out, but they were there, ready to impress if needed! :cool:
Post by: absyrd on Sat, 23 May 2015, 11:28:34
TIL tp is an expert in urban dance crazes
tp has been FULL of surprises when it comes to anything "urban"
Starting to think he isn't who he says he is (well... I had a vision, but now it has changed completely).
Post by: vivalarevolución on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:09:04
When we go on dates, should we bring along some of our tricked-out keyboards so it'll be obvious how cool we are?
I actually brought a car-full of keyboards to my last date. :)) I didn't get them out, but they were there, ready to impress if needed! :cool:
Have a keyboard or two at easy access during a date is always a good idea.
Post by: beehatch on Sat, 23 May 2015, 16:40:47
When we go on dates, should we bring along some of our tricked-out keyboards so it'll be obvious how cool we are?
I actually brought a car-full of keyboards to my last date. :)) I didn't get them out, but they were there, ready to impress if needed! :cool:
You wouldn't have to bring a car-full of keyboards to impress me.
*wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink*
When we go on dates, should we bring along some of our tricked-out keyboards so it'll be obvious how cool we are?
I actually brought a car-full of keyboards to my last date. :)) I didn't get them out, but they were there, ready to impress if needed! :cool:
Have a keyboard or two at easy access during a date is always a good idea.
The sarcasm is strong with this one.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 23 May 2015, 19:21:12
We've had all friday/saturday.. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_053_XD.gif)
Post by: paicrai on Sat, 23 May 2015, 21:22:33
Did, anyone go on a successful date using the advices posted thus far ?if anyone tried legit getting dating advice on gh in a thread id go and fight them
We've had all friday/saturday..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_053_XD.gif)
Post by: beehatch on Sat, 23 May 2015, 21:36:07
Did, anyone go on a successful date using the advices posted thus far ?if anyone tried legit getting dating advice on gh in a thread id go and fight them
We've had all friday/saturday..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_053_XD.gif)
dem sounds like fightin wurdz
Post by: paicrai on Sat, 23 May 2015, 22:00:58
they sure doDid, anyone go on a successful date using the advices posted thus far ?boxing gloves knockout uppercut roundhouse dropkick
We've had all friday/saturday..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_053_XD.gif)
dem sounds like fightin wurdz
Post by: beehatch on Sat, 23 May 2015, 22:07:35
they sure doDid, anyone go on a successful date using the advices posted thus far ?boxing gloves knockout uppercut roundhouse dropkick
We've had all friday/saturday..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_053_XD.gif)
dem sounds like fightin wurdz
wanna kiss and make up though?
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sat, 23 May 2015, 22:17:02
they sure doDid, anyone go on a successful date using the advices posted thus far ?boxing gloves knockout uppercut roundhouse dropkick
We've had all friday/saturday..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_053_XD.gif)
dem sounds like fightin wurdz
wanna kiss and make up though?
:|
Post by: beehatch on Sat, 23 May 2015, 22:25:44
they sure doDid, anyone go on a successful date using the advices posted thus far ?boxing gloves knockout uppercut roundhouse dropkick
We've had all friday/saturday..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_053_XD.gif)
dem sounds like fightin wurdz
wanna kiss and make up though?
:|
you get so jealous
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sat, 23 May 2015, 22:27:14
you get so jealous
I know.
Post by: beehatch on Sat, 23 May 2015, 22:32:09
you get so jealous
I know.
maybe we should work on that, considering this is the dating advice thread.
GUIZ WHY DOES HOFF GET SO JELLY WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S MY ONLY BAE?
pls halp
Post by: demik on Sat, 23 May 2015, 22:46:35
it's okay houff, you'll find your female drake that loves and respects you.
Post by: paicrai on Sat, 23 May 2015, 23:08:48
hell yeah!!they sure doDid, anyone go on a successful date using the advices posted thus far ?boxing gloves knockout uppercut roundhouse dropkick
We've had all friday/saturday..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_053_XD.gif)
dem sounds like fightin wurdz
wanna kiss and make up though?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 May 2015, 01:18:50
you get so jealous
I know.
maybe we should work on that, considering this is the dating advice thread.
GUIZ WHY DOES HOFF GET SO JELLY WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S MY ONLY BAE?
pls halp
Batch- are you really ghetto enough to drop the term -Bae- so casually?
Hahahahahah
Post by: beehatch on Sun, 24 May 2015, 01:58:03
you get so jealous
I know.
maybe we should work on that, considering this is the dating advice thread.
GUIZ WHY DOES HOFF GET SO JELLY WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S MY ONLY BAE?
pls halp
Batch- are you really ghetto enough to drop the term -Bae- so casually?
Hahahahahah
yes, punk
Post by: CPTBadAss on Sun, 24 May 2015, 02:26:48
I'm the one who should be jealous...Hoff and I together first. These mods ain't loyalyou get so jealous
I know.
maybe we should work on that, considering this is the dating advice thread.
GUIZ WHY DOES HOFF GET SO JELLY WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S MY ONLY BAE?
pls halp
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 May 2015, 03:49:35
I'm the one who should be jealous...Hoff and I together first. These mods ain't loyalyou get so jealous
I know.
maybe we should work on that, considering this is the dating advice thread.
GUIZ WHY DOES HOFF GET SO JELLY WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S MY ONLY BAE?
pls halp
This is getting all K-Drama up in here..
As you can see, DeMilk is forceful and has multiple personalities connecting with several people simultaneously, he is also the slutty one of the Show.
[attachimg=1]
Post by: beehatch on Sun, 24 May 2015, 04:24:16
I'm the one who should be jealous...Hoff and I together first. These mods ain't loyalyou get so jealous
I know.
maybe we should work on that, considering this is the dating advice thread.
GUIZ WHY DOES HOFF GET SO JELLY WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S MY ONLY BAE?
pls halp
This is getting all K-Drama up in here..
As you can see, DeMilk is forceful and has multiple personalities connecting with several people simultaneously, he is also the slutty one of the Show.
(Attachment Link)
You put a lot of time into that lol.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 May 2015, 04:26:06
I'm the one who should be jealous...Hoff and I together first. These mods ain't loyalyou get so jealous
I know.
maybe we should work on that, considering this is the dating advice thread.
GUIZ WHY DOES HOFF GET SO JELLY WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S MY ONLY BAE?
pls halp
This is getting all K-Drama up in here..
As you can see, DeMilk is forceful and has multiple personalities connecting with several people simultaneously, he is also the slutty one of the Show.
(Attachment Link)
You put a lot of time into that lol.
where do you live beehatch.. y are you up so early.
Post by: beehatch on Sun, 24 May 2015, 04:29:52
!!!!!!!!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 May 2015, 04:40:55
this is a dating advice thread, not tell you where I live thread
!!!!!!!!!
um.. you could've just said pacific/ central/ eastern
Post by: beehatch on Sun, 24 May 2015, 04:49:41
this is a dating advice thread, not tell you where I live thread
!!!!!!!!!
um.. you could've just said pacific/ central/ eastern
It's much easier being an idiot.
Eastern, mister.
Post by: absyrd on Sun, 24 May 2015, 04:51:09
Gets up early to get a head start on the day and get exercise and some work done... then gets trapped into tp4's web of off-topic fun/nonsense.
Post by: Halverson on Sun, 24 May 2015, 06:24:06
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
Post by: Air tree on Sun, 24 May 2015, 06:30:43
So no one went dating yet?I don't date Canadian health care loving un-americans such as your self.
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
Needs more guns and less social policy's pls..
Just kidding, I love you Canadians
Post by: Halverson on Sun, 24 May 2015, 06:33:34
So no one went dating yet?I don't date Canadian health care loving un-americans such as your self.
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
Needs more guns and less social policy's pls..
Just kidding, I love you Canadians
I guess there lies the problem. No one here lives close enough to me.
Post by: Air tree on Sun, 24 May 2015, 06:36:14
I live in Washington. I'm sure I could make it to your Canadian ass, literally and figuratively ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)So no one went dating yet?I don't date Canadian health care loving un-americans such as your self.
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
Needs more guns and less social policy's pls..
Just kidding, I love you Canadians
I guess there lies the problem. No one here lives close enough to me.
Post by: Halverson on Sun, 24 May 2015, 06:39:35
I live in Washington. I'm sure I could make it to your Canadian ass, literally and figuratively ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)So no one went dating yet?I don't date Canadian health care loving un-americans such as your self.
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
Needs more guns and less social policy's pls..
Just kidding, I love you Canadians
I guess there lies the problem. No one here lives close enough to me.
I doubt there is any gher close than four hours from me. YM88 doesn't count, I brought him to this place.
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 24 May 2015, 08:10:34
I'm the one who should be jealous...Hoff and I together first. These mods ain't loyalyou get so jealous
I know.
maybe we should work on that, considering this is the dating advice thread.
GUIZ WHY DOES HOFF GET SO JELLY WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S MY ONLY BAE?
pls halp
I'm equally loyal to all my love interests.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Sun, 24 May 2015, 08:14:40
So no one went dating yet?
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.
Post by: absyrd on Sun, 24 May 2015, 08:25:31
So no one went dating yet?
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.
I did. Just don't tell my wife.
Post by: Halverson on Sun, 24 May 2015, 08:27:20
So no one went dating yet?
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.
I did. Just don't tell my wife.
She knows
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 24 May 2015, 08:35:16
So no one went dating yet?
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.
I did. Just don't tell my wife.
Duuuude, you're supposed to go on the dates with her...
:facepalm:
Post by: beehatch on Sun, 24 May 2015, 08:38:00
So no one went dating yet?
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.
I've only been on like 3 my entire life!
Now either your advice is terrible or...
or its terrible.
Post by: abswyfe on Sun, 24 May 2015, 08:44:23
So no one went dating yet?
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.
I did. Just don't tell my wife.
You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day
Post by: Halverson on Sun, 24 May 2015, 08:47:18
So no one went dating yet?
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.
I did. Just don't tell my wife.
You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day
Consider me turned on!
Post by: beehatch on Sun, 24 May 2015, 08:50:49
So no one went dating yet?
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.
I did. Just don't tell my wife.
You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day
Consider me turned on!
I second that motion.
Post by: absyrd on Sun, 24 May 2015, 08:53:00
So no one went dating yet?
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.
I did. Just don't tell my wife.
You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day
:))
I don't know exactly what it takes to get banned from this place, but I think you are on the right track, beautiful.
Post by: paicrai on Sun, 24 May 2015, 09:03:05
actually i havent been banned yet so i think she needs kick it up 7 notchesSo no one went dating yet?
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.
I did. Just don't tell my wife.
You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day
:))
I don't know exactly what it takes to get banned from this place, but I think you are on the right track, beautiful.
however if you want to get muted go outside of off topic and bruise someone's knee
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 24 May 2015, 09:08:11
So no one went dating yet?
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.
I did. Just don't tell my wife.
You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day
:))
I don't know exactly what it takes to get banned from this place, but I think you are on the right track, beautiful.
It takes a lot more than that. ;)
Post by: demik on Sun, 24 May 2015, 09:11:35
Oh so that's what you meant when you said you were a G men fanSo no one went dating yet?
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.
I did. Just don't tell my wife.
You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day
:))
I don't know exactly what it takes to get banned from this place, but I think you are on the right track, beautiful.
Post by: katushkin on Sun, 24 May 2015, 09:13:25
:))
I don't know exactly what it takes to get banned from this place, but I think you are on the right track, beautiful.
It takes a lot more than that. ;)
Especially from a woman hah.
Post by: absyrd on Sun, 24 May 2015, 09:15:38
Oh so that's what you meant when you said you were a G men fanSo no one went dating yet?
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.
I did. Just don't tell my wife.
You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day
:))
I don't know exactly what it takes to get banned from this place, but I think you are on the right track, beautiful.
****. I have no 49ers quip to counter that. :(
Post by: vivalarevolución on Sun, 24 May 2015, 09:46:19
So no one went dating yet?
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.
I did. Just don't tell my wife.
You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day
I couldn't have asked for anything better when I started this thread.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 May 2015, 11:28:26
So no one went dating yet?
Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.
With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.
I did. Just don't tell my wife.
You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day
I couldn't have asked for anything better when I started this thread.
Pegging eh?
Now we know who wears Pants in the relationship..
Post by: demik on Sun, 24 May 2015, 12:30:18
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 May 2015, 12:31:06
And the bigger penis.
How have you confirmed this information.
Post by: demik on Sun, 24 May 2015, 12:37:20
Absyrd is a giants fan, so he already roots for huge ****s.
Post by: paicrai on Sun, 24 May 2015, 13:14:41
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)this sentence works too
Absyrd is a giants fan, so he already roots huge ****s.
Post by: beehatch on Sun, 24 May 2015, 13:41:32
would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?
seems like another deal breaker for me
They clearly have no finger strength!
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 May 2015, 13:48:10
All the Sub-50wpm peeps need to read my speed guide..
135wpm guaranteed or your money back..
Compendium of Speed (https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=67941.0)
(http://i.imgur.com/U9vfx08.png)
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 May 2015, 13:50:03
okay advice time
would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?
seems like another deal breaker for me
They clearly have no finger strength!
This would only be a question to the ladies right?
Post by: beehatch on Sun, 24 May 2015, 13:53:16
okay advice time
would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?
seems like another deal breaker for me
They clearly have no finger strength!
This would only be a question to the ladies right?
It can be for guys too obviously lol.
Now, does that WPM attract all the ladies for you?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 May 2015, 14:08:46
okay advice time
would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?
seems like another deal breaker for me
They clearly have no finger strength!
This would only be a question to the ladies right?
It can be for guys too obviously lol.
Now, does that WPM attract all the ladies for you?
What do you think? (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/064.gif)
Post by: demik on Sun, 24 May 2015, 14:10:08
Post by: beehatch on Sun, 24 May 2015, 14:14:01
We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.
Then what is the problem?
Post by: absyrd on Sun, 24 May 2015, 14:19:50
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Absyrd is a giants fan, so he already roots for huge ****s.
I love the vaGiants, too. :-\
Post by: demik on Sun, 24 May 2015, 14:26:46
We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.
Then what is the problem?
Your unrealistic standards. Houffman shows you more then 50wpm and now you expect us non giants to live up to him. Unpossible!
( ͡� ͜ʖ ͡�)
Absyrd is a giants fan, so he already roots for huge ****s.
I love the vaGiants, too. :-\
Giant women, aka men. Got it.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 May 2015, 14:26:46
We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.
Then what is the problem?
sigh....
Well, back when I was still playing the game..
The reality of boy-girl interaction is dead simple..
There was sex, the end..
Girls are raised so differently from boys..
They each develop interests and hobbies that become firmly established in the teenage years.
So later on, when they try to do something together, the common thing will never be the MOST interesting thing that they've been raised to do..
For example..
Lets say a girl likes shopping for clothes (THE BEST)
Lets say a boy likes working on engines (THE BEST)
The apex of their interests do not cross..
SO, at best they default to a common interest that's only Mildly amusing to the both of them..
^^^ This hobby (whatever it is) will always be less interesting than SEX, and so guess what happens in the end..
They have sex.. and ignore each other from then on to go do their own things..
This is why the majority of relationships follow this the cycle where you get super close, then distant, then bored, and if without children, break up..
Post by: absyrd on Sun, 24 May 2015, 14:32:34
We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.
Then what is the problem?
sigh....
Well, back when I was still playing the game..
The reality of boy-girl interaction is dead simple..
There was sex, the end..
Girls are raised so differently from boys..
They each develop interests and hobbies that become firmly established in the teenage years.
So later on, when they try to do something together, the common thing will never be the MOST interesting thing that they've been raised to do..
For example..
Lets say a girl likes shopping for clothes (THE BEST)
Lets say a boy likes working on engines (THE BEST)
The apex of their interests do not cross..
SO, at best they default to a common interest that's only Mildly amusing to the both of them..
^^^ This hobby (whatever it is) will always be less interesting than SEX, and so guess what happens in the end..
They have sex.. and ignore each other from then on to go do their own things..
This is why the majority of relationships follow this the cycle where you get super close, then distant, then bored, and if without children, break up..
You've got everything in life figured out... except keyboards, and here you are.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 May 2015, 14:35:35
We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.
Then what is the problem?
sigh....
Well, back when I was still playing the game..
The reality of boy-girl interaction is dead simple..
There was sex, the end..
Girls are raised so differently from boys..
They each develop interests and hobbies that become firmly established in the teenage years.
So later on, when they try to do something together, the common thing will never be the MOST interesting thing that they've been raised to do..
For example..
Lets say a girl likes shopping for clothes (THE BEST)
Lets say a boy likes working on engines (THE BEST)
The apex of their interests do not cross..
SO, at best they default to a common interest that's only Mildly amusing to the both of them..
^^^ This hobby (whatever it is) will always be less interesting than SEX, and so guess what happens in the end..
They have sex.. and ignore each other from then on to go do their own things..
This is why the majority of relationships follow this the cycle where you get super close, then distant, then bored, and if without children, break up..
You've got everything in life figured out... except keyboards, and here you are.
Yup, this is why Tp4- Ronery Driver 4lyfe
(http://www.msgking.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/onion-avatar083.gif)
Post by: beehatch on Sun, 24 May 2015, 14:36:28
We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.
Then what is the problem?
sigh....
Well, back when I was still playing the game..
The reality of boy-girl interaction is dead simple..
There was sex, the end..
Girls are raised so differently from boys..
They each develop interests and hobbies that become firmly established in the teenage years.
So later on, when they try to do something together, the common thing will never be the MOST interesting thing that they've been raised to do..
For example..
Lets say a girl likes shopping for clothes (THE BEST)
Lets say a boy likes working on engines (THE BEST)
The apex of their interests do not cross..
SO, at best they default to a common interest that's only Mildly amusing to the both of them..
^^^ This hobby (whatever it is) will always be less interesting than SEX, and so guess what happens in the end..
They have sex.. and ignore each other from then on to go do their own things..
This is why the majority of relationships follow this the cycle where you get super close, then distant, then bored, and if without children, break up..
Well, that was an interesting bunch of generalizations lol.
Post by: paicrai on Sun, 24 May 2015, 14:36:30
well fingers dont really have musclesWe all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.
Then what is the problem?
Post by: beehatch on Sun, 24 May 2015, 14:37:17
well fingers dont really have musclesWe all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.
Then what is the problem?
yea well, you don't have muscles!
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 May 2015, 14:39:06
well fingers dont really have musclesWe all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.
Then what is the problem?
yea well, you don't have muscles!
fingers don't have muscles, but the tendons "are" connected to-muscles
Post by: paicrai on Sun, 24 May 2015, 15:12:38
i might be skinny n weak but ill still fight a mother****er (n lose)well fingers dont really have musclesWe all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.
Then what is the problem?
yea well, you don't have muscles!
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 May 2015, 15:19:06
i might be skinny n weak but ill still fight a mother****er (n lose)well fingers dont really have musclesWe all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.
Then what is the problem?
yea well, you don't have muscles!
Step 1.. Gun
Step 2.. WIN
Post by: demik on Sun, 24 May 2015, 15:21:31
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 24 May 2015, 17:36:28
okay advice time
would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?
seems like another deal breaker for me
They clearly have no finger strength!
Y u do this bby
I type 100 wpm
Who is this 50 wpm scoundrel?
Post by: beehatch on Sun, 24 May 2015, 17:41:43
okay advice time
would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?
seems like another deal breaker for me
They clearly have no finger strength!
Y u do this bby
I type 100 wpm
Who is this 50 wpm scoundrel?
It was a hypothetical scoundrel babydoll.
We all know you have the magic touch ;)
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 May 2015, 18:56:46
Europe finds guns icky, so that won't work
hahaha..
I love the korean movies, where there's only 1 guy who owns a gun, and he just wins..
No amount of taekwondo is gonna save you from this.. bang bang bang.. (http://textemoticons.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/073.gif)
Post by: vivalarevolución on Sun, 24 May 2015, 21:16:18
okay advice time
would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?
seems like another deal breaker for me
They clearly have no finger strength!
Getting to know a person takes patience. they may type slowly, but the thoughts are of great rrumination And consideration.
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 25 May 2015, 00:06:44
okay advice time
would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?
seems like another deal breaker for me
They clearly have no finger strength!
Getting to know a person takes patience. they may type slowly, but the thoughts are of great rrumination And consideration.
Hrrm... so you mean the Quality of Quantity approach...
Post by: azhdar on Mon, 25 May 2015, 05:00:20
okay advice time
would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?
seems like another deal breaker for me
They clearly have no finger strength!
I mean someone with such a low wpm would clearly not be very skilled with his fingers, and that would show in others activities.
Meanwhile tp has 130wpm so it might not be revelant.
Post by: beehatch on Mon, 25 May 2015, 05:07:06
okay advice time
would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?
seems like another deal breaker for me
They clearly have no finger strength!
I mean someone with such a low wpm would clearly not be very skilled with his fingers, and that would show in others activities.
Meanwhile tp has 130wpm so it might not be revelant.
I feel that I am inclined to agree with you, however tp screws up your theory lol.
Post by: absyrd on Mon, 25 May 2015, 05:59:15
Post by: beehatch on Mon, 25 May 2015, 06:08:45
You can be a hunt-and-pecker and still perform the shocker.
grossssssssssssssss
Post by: absyrd on Mon, 25 May 2015, 06:14:17
You can be a hunt-and-pecker and still perform the shocker.
grossssssssssssssss
Wooop! Took it too far even for beehatch. Victory!
Post by: Halverson on Mon, 25 May 2015, 06:14:25
Post by: Sed8op8 on Mon, 25 May 2015, 06:19:41
You can be a hunt-and-pecker and still perform the shocker.:))
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 25 May 2015, 07:07:36
I don't have WPM, I have wph
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/efb50fe2.gif)
Post by: demik on Mon, 25 May 2015, 07:11:10
I don't have WPM, I have wph
Wieners per hour?
Post by: beehatch on Mon, 25 May 2015, 07:13:22
I don't have WPM, I have wph
Wieners per hour?
Highly interested if this is the case.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Mon, 25 May 2015, 07:21:40
I don't have WPM, I have wph
Wieners per hour?
I don't even know what that...oh wait. Ok, I get it. Or at least I think that I do.
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 25 May 2015, 07:31:26
I don't have WPM, I have wph
Wieners per hour?
I don't even know what that...oh wait. Ok, I get it. Or at least I think that I do.
Wellll.. Kobayashi's record is 60 (Bunless) hotdogs in 2 minutes 35 seconds ..
that's a rate of 1394 weiners per hour..
Post by: demik on Mon, 25 May 2015, 07:47:53
Post by: abswyfe on Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:23:19
I don't have WPM, I have wph
Wieners per hour?
I don't even know what that...oh wait. Ok, I get it. Or at least I think that I do.
Wellll.. Kobayashi's record is 60 (Bunless) hotdogs in 2 minutes 35 seconds ..
that's a rate of 1394 weiners per hour..
Yeah but that's only one hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I think you just came up with a way to make those competitions watchable
:thumb: :))
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:36:20
I don't have WPM, I have wph
Wieners per hour?
I don't even know what that...oh wait. Ok, I get it. Or at least I think that I do.
Wellll.. Kobayashi's record is 60 (Bunless) hotdogs in 2 minutes 35 seconds ..
that's a rate of 1394 weiners per hour..Yeah but that's only one hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I think you just came up with a way to make those competitions watchable
:thumb: :))
Tp4 is jelly of absyrd.. his xxx-life must be Extreme.... assuming -abswyfe- is a real person that is..
Hrrrmmm.... is it possible that she is a fictional partner?
We wouldn't know by IP because they'd live together.. Hrrrrrmmm....
Post by: abswyfe on Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:40:07
I don't have WPM, I have wph
Wieners per hour?
I don't even know what that...oh wait. Ok, I get it. Or at least I think that I do.
Wellll.. Kobayashi's record is 60 (Bunless) hotdogs in 2 minutes 35 seconds ..
that's a rate of 1394 weiners per hour..Yeah but that's only one hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I think you just came up with a way to make those competitions watchable
:thumb: :))
Tp4 is jelly of absyrd.. his xxx-life must be Extreme.... assuming -abswyfe- is a real person that is..
Hrrrmmm.... is it possible that she is a fictional partner?
We wouldn't know by IP because they'd live together.. Hrrrrrmmm....
We have been together for 13 years and married for 3
xxx life is a must to keep things fresh
I could be imaginary
I don't know anymore
Post by: paicrai on Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:51:52
watI don't have WPM, I have wph
Wieners per hour?
I don't even know what that...oh wait. Ok, I get it. Or at least I think that I do.
Wellll.. Kobayashi's record is 60 (Bunless) hotdogs in 2 minutes 35 seconds ..
that's a rate of 1394 weiners per hour..Yeah but that's only one hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I think you just came up with a way to make those competitions watchable
:thumb: :))
Tp4 is jelly of absyrd.. his xxx-life must be Extreme.... assuming -abswyfe- is a real person that is..
Hrrrmmm.... is it possible that she is a fictional partner?
We wouldn't know by IP because they'd live together.. Hrrrrrmmm....
Post by: demik on Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:56:34
Post by: abswyfe on Mon, 25 May 2015, 13:03:09
Can't get more xxx than your wife pegging with you a fake mustache on, sombrero and you calling her Pedro.
Embellishment on embellishment on embellishment
Thank goodness this forum has spell check
Hi demik!
Post by: demik on Mon, 25 May 2015, 13:09:33
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 25 May 2015, 14:17:46
Can't get more xxx than your wife pegging with you a fake mustache on, sombrero and you calling her Pedro.
Embellishment on embellishment on embellishment
Thank goodness this forum has spell check
Hi demik!
Now you've done it..
Merely a greeting will incur the Wrath-of-DMK (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/8c460310.gif)
Post by: abswyfe on Mon, 25 May 2015, 14:20:19
...Besides you ;)
Post by: absyrd on Mon, 25 May 2015, 14:22:14
But demik is my best friend on here...
...Besides you ;)
Don't forget glorious church leader, Halverson!
Post by: demik on Mon, 25 May 2015, 14:31:29
Post by: abswyfe on Mon, 25 May 2015, 14:34:24
But mostly just demik. Actually just demik.
:-*
You know it!
demik has a special place in our hearts because of reasons
Post by: demik on Mon, 25 May 2015, 14:47:23
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 25 May 2015, 17:30:01
Are they air conditioned? I'd think they'd get pretty hot wearing that leather stuff..
Post by: ander on Mon, 25 May 2015, 21:43:14
When we go on dates, should we bring along some of our tricked-out keyboards so it'll be obvious how cool we are?
I actually brought a car-full of keyboards to my last date. :)) I didn't get them out, but they were there, ready to impress if needed! :cool:
It's actually not such a bad idea if you're going out with someone you haven't met yet. Book dinner at a really nice restaurant. Then if necessary, you can go out, fetch the KBs, and conduct a loud technical lecture on them right there at the table.
BTW, I'd like to thank everyone for avoiding the "Wang" and "rubber dome" jokes.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Tue, 26 May 2015, 10:05:01
When we go on dates, should we bring along some of our tricked-out keyboards so it'll be obvious how cool we are?
I actually brought a car-full of keyboards to my last date. :)) I didn't get them out, but they were there, ready to impress if needed! :cool:
It's actually not such a bad idea if you're going out with someone you haven't met yet. Book dinner at a really nice restaurant. Then if necessary, you can go out, fetch the KBs, and conduct a loud technical lecture on them right there at the table.
BTW, I'd like to thank everyone for avoiding the "Wang" and "rubber dome" jokes.
Please, this is a thread of sophistication and culture. We shall not resort to the lowest level of potty humor.
Post by: greath on Tue, 26 May 2015, 10:15:34
When we go on dates, should we bring along some of our tricked-out keyboards so it'll be obvious how cool we are?
I actually brought a car-full of keyboards to my last date. :)) I didn't get them out, but they were there, ready to impress if needed! :cool:
It's actually not such a bad idea if you're going out with someone you haven't met yet. Book dinner at a really nice restaurant. Then if necessary, you can go out, fetch the KBs, and conduct a loud technical lecture on them right there at the table.
BTW, I'd like to thank everyone for avoiding the "Wang" and "rubber dome" jokes.
Please, this is a thread of sophistication and culture. We shall not resort to the lowest level of potty humor.
Ay girl, you sitting on the F5 key cuz your ass is refreshing!
Post by: CPTBadAss on Tue, 26 May 2015, 10:18:55
okay advice time
would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?
seems like another deal breaker for me
They clearly have no finger strength!
There's a korean Starcraft player called Jaedong. Yes, his fans do refer to him as THE DONG. Anyways, there would be matches with girls screaming for him and when they interviewed a girl from that crowd, she said "If his APM (aka WPM in Starcraft) is like that, imagine what he could do to me". Or at least I think it was Jaedong that it happened to.
ANYWAYS, TL:DR, no you shouldn't date someone with low WPM. You know what they say about low WPM...
:cool: :cool: :cool:
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 May 2015, 10:26:19
okay advice time
would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?
seems like another deal breaker for me
They clearly have no finger strength!
There's a korean Starcraft player called Jaedong. Yes, his fans do refer to him as THE DONG. Anyways, there would be matches with girls screaming for him and when they interviewed a girl from that crowd, she said "If his APM (aka WPM in Starcraft) is like that, imagine what he could do to me". Or at least I think it was Jaedong that it happened to.
ANYWAYS, TL:DR, no you shouldn't date someone with low WPM. You know what they say about low WPM...
:cool: :cool: :cool:
Well that was a good story. It's a shame Starcraft doesn't do anything for me lol.
So much good advice up in here.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Tue, 26 May 2015, 12:57:54
okay advice time
would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?
seems like another deal breaker for me
They clearly have no finger strength!
There's a korean Starcraft player called Jaedong. Yes, his fans do refer to him as THE DONG. Anyways, there would be matches with girls screaming for him and when they interviewed a girl from that crowd, she said "If his APM (aka WPM in Starcraft) is like that, imagine what he could do to me". Or at least I think it was Jaedong that it happened to.
ANYWAYS, TL:DR, no you shouldn't date someone with low WPM. You know what they say about low WPM...
:cool: :cool: :cool:
Don't believe this story, girls only scream at skilled video game players in parallel universes.
However, being knowledgeable and skilled certainly can be attractive. A professionally done keyboard modification in a mall food court or other crowded space is a surefire and timeless method to attract the attention of potential suitors.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 19:16:22
Don't believe this story, girls only scream at skilled video game players in parallel universes.
However, being knowledgeable and skilled certainly can be attractive. A professionally done keyboard modification in a mall food court or other crowded space is a surefire and timeless method to attract the attention of potential suitors.
Well they scream for the "good looking" g4m3rs. all the ugly ones still get no love..
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 May 2015, 19:19:24
Don't believe this story, girls only scream at skilled video game players in parallel universes.
However, being knowledgeable and skilled certainly can be attractive. A professionally done keyboard modification in a mall food court or other crowded space is a surefire and timeless method to attract the attention of potential suitors.
Well they scream for the "good looking" g4m3rs. all the ugly ones still get no love..
There's some ugly dudes on Twitch I would bang. You prove nothing!
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 19:41:43
Don't believe this story, girls only scream at skilled video game players in parallel universes.
However, being knowledgeable and skilled certainly can be attractive. A professionally done keyboard modification in a mall food court or other crowded space is a surefire and timeless method to attract the attention of potential suitors.
Well they scream for the "good looking" g4m3rs. all the ugly ones still get no love..
There's some ugly dudes on Twitch I would bang. You prove nothing!
In the news.. Mass GH members migration to Twitch under promise of potential -Banging--
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 May 2015, 20:14:13
Don't believe this story, girls only scream at skilled video game players in parallel universes.
However, being knowledgeable and skilled certainly can be attractive. A professionally done keyboard modification in a mall food court or other crowded space is a surefire and timeless method to attract the attention of potential suitors.
Well they scream for the "good looking" g4m3rs. all the ugly ones still get no love..
There's some ugly dudes on Twitch I would bang. You prove nothing!
In the news.. Mass GH members migration to Twitch under promise of potential -Banging--
i wish that would happen. less ****heads on GH
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 May 2015, 20:39:02
Don't believe this story, girls only scream at skilled video game players in parallel universes.
However, being knowledgeable and skilled certainly can be attractive. A professionally done keyboard modification in a mall food court or other crowded space is a surefire and timeless method to attract the attention of potential suitors.
Well they scream for the "good looking" g4m3rs. all the ugly ones still get no love..
There's some ugly dudes on Twitch I would bang. You prove nothing!
In the news.. Mass GH members migration to Twitch under promise of potential -Banging--
i wish that would happen. less ****heads on GH
Well I lol'd
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:25:46
Well they scream for the "good looking" g4m3rs. all the ugly ones still get no love..
There's some ugly dudes on Twitch I would bang. You prove nothing!
In the news.. Mass GH members migration to Twitch under promise of potential -Banging--
i wish that would happen. less ****heads on GH
Well I lol'd
Member -beehatch- receives a deluge of Twitch Account name submissions.
Users handfoldedly-awaiting as -beehatch- cross references names from what has now been dubbed.. The Bang-List..
Which GH member is the lucky-one
Channel-Tp reporting..
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:35:13
Well they scream for the "good looking" g4m3rs. all the ugly ones still get no love..
There's some ugly dudes on Twitch I would bang. You prove nothing!
In the news.. Mass GH members migration to Twitch under promise of potential -Banging--
i wish that would happen. less ****heads on GH
Well I lol'd
Member -beehatch- receives a deluge of Twitch Account name submissions.
Users handfoldedly-awaiting as -beehatch- cross references names from what has now been dubbed.. The Bang-List..
Which GH member is the lucky-one
Channel-Tp reporting..
It's possible I shouldn't have used the verb "bang" so lightly.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:38:06
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:38:56
ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me
Post by: trizkut on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:40:45
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:41:18
maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.
ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me
Gotta make a new plan now :(
You s'wit.
Feel Free to post list for expidite checking..
It's hilarious that you have now created a fictional twitch tale about me having a list called "THE BANG LIST"
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:43:17
maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.
ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me
Gotta make a new plan now :(
You s'wit.Feel Free to post list for expidite checking..
It's hilarious that you have now created a fictional twitch tale about me having a list called "THE BANG LIST"
i create a fictional tale of every person i come across, it's terrible.
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:46:02
maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.
ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me
Gotta make a new plan now :(
You s'wit.Feel Free to post list for expidite checking..
It's hilarious that you have now created a fictional twitch tale about me having a list called "THE BANG LIST"
i create a fictional tale of every person i come across, it's terrible.
terribly good
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:46:10
maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.
ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me
they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers
10% of serial killers are female.
but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.
WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.
My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:47:26
maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.
ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me
they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers
10% of serial killers are female.
but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.
WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.
My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..
i should be a detective, caught a killer already.
maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.
ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me
Gotta make a new plan now :(
You s'wit.Feel Free to post list for expidite checking..
It's hilarious that you have now created a fictional twitch tale about me having a list called "THE BANG LIST"
i create a fictional tale of every person i come across, it's terrible.
terribly good
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:47:31
i create a fictional tale of every person i come across, it's terrible.
Demik.. How come you never gave me a back story.. Tp4 feel left out.
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:48:51
maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.
ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me
they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers
10% of serial killers are female.
but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.
WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.
My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..
I feel like you make up so much ****.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:50:19
maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.
ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me
they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers
10% of serial killers are female.
but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.
WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.
My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..
i should be a detective, caught a killer already.
Well if you're on -The-Bang-List- ... Post on GH before your date.. So we'll know if you go missing..
Log out of your GH account on your phone and from all PCs, That way , -Beehatch- can't kill you and pose as you using your phone..
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:51:24
maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.
ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me
they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers
10% of serial killers are female.
but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.
WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.
My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..
I feel like you make up so much ****.
My stats may or may not be out of date.. but they wouldn't be THAT far from current updates.
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:53:19
maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.
ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me
they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers
10% of serial killers are female.
but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.
WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.
My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..
I feel like you make up so much ****.
My stats may or may not be out of date.. but they wouldn't be THAT far from current updates.
I like how you immediately go to your statistics, when I never specified what I thought you made up.
DERP ME BEING A SERIAL KILLER OBVIOUSLY
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:54:21
i create a fictional tale of every person i come across, it's terrible.
Demik.. How come you never gave me a back story.. Tp4 feel left out.
the greatest writers couldn't come up with a back story that'll lead to the current TP.
maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.
ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me
they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers
10% of serial killers are female.
but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.
WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.
My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..
i should be a detective, caught a killer already.
Well if you're on -The-Bang-List- ... Post on GH before your date.. So we'll know if you go missing..
Log out of your GH account on your phone and from all PCs, That way , -Beehatch- can't kill you and pose as you using your phone..
i ruined the bang list, now im on the "didn't keep his mouth shut" list :(
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:55:06
maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.
ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me
they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers
10% of serial killers are female.
but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.
WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.
My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..
I feel like you make up so much ****.
My stats may or may not be out of date.. but they wouldn't be THAT far from current updates.
I should try that one on my boss.
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:58:58
maybe beehatch really hates ugly dudes and wants to kill them? bang bang. it's all a plan to get them on twitch, get their info and eliminate them.
ah **** just gave away the plan. rip me
they, pretty much NEVER catch female serial killers
10% of serial killers are female.
but that accounts for over 60% of serial killers world wide.
WHICH MEANS.. 'Murican byhatch's most cray cray in the world.
My guess is there are probably significantly more girl serial killers out there, but they're not getting caught..
I feel like you make up so much ****.
My stats may or may not be out of date.. but they wouldn't be THAT far from current updates.
I should try that one on my boss.
It might work if he's tp4.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 21:59:48
DERP ME BEING A SERIAL KILLER OBVIOUSLY
That's exactly what a seasoned Serial Killer would say to diffuse the speculation..
Demik, I think you're onto something..
Watch ur back..
/Beehatch sharpens knife.. and weighs out her packets of poison-last-kiss..
Poison I recall is the most popular method amongst female serial killerz.
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:01:19
beehatch and houffman are working together.
beehatch poisons them, houffman absorbs them to get taller.
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:02:09
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:03:17
Hmm, perhaps it's time to seek dating advice of the form "What to do when potential lady friend is accused of being serial killer online?"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108174/
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:03:34
i knew it!
beehatch and houffman are working together.
beehatch poisons them, houffman absorbs them to get taller.
hahahahahhhahaha...
I just spit watermelon all over..
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:04:25
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:05:48
i knew it!
beehatch and houffman are working together.
beehatch poisons them, houffman absorbs them to get taller.
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
it'll be okay demik
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:06:55
oh god
i got the it'll be okay.
tp, this is it. im done. carry on the torch. my time has come.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:07:48
did you grow that watermelon in your "garden" when you "went outside"
I don't grow watermelons because they come all at once, and would be very difficult to preserve..
I already run 2 large refrigerators.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:08:38
oh god
oh god
i got the it'll be okay.
tp, this is it. im done. carry on the torch. my time has come.
Oh man.. At least maybe you'll get sexy time out of this while -beehatch- seduces you before the kill...
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:10:11
Hmm, perhaps it's time to seek dating advice of the form "What to do when potential lady friend is accused of being serial killer online?"
Here's my new question: What do if potential gentleman friend is constantly accused of absorbing people in order to increase his height?
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:12:17
tp, we have a case on our hands. we need to solve it before one of us gets destroyed.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:14:49
look at these two trying to play it off.
tp, we have a case on our hands. we need to solve it before one of us gets destroyed.
Hahhaahahha....
hahahaahaa...
My zombie bug out kit includes, Crossbow, and nunchuku..
I am relabeling it..
You and I must form the BeeHoff Defense pack..
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:16:21
look at these two trying to play it off.
tp, we have a case on our hands. we need to solve it before one of us gets destroyed.
Hahhaahahha....
hahahaahaa...
My zombie bug out kit includes, Crossbow, and nunchuku..
I am relabeling it..
You and I must form the BeeHoff Defense pack..
HoffBee sounds better.
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:19:46
Hmm, perhaps it's time to seek dating advice of the form "What to do when potential lady friend is accused of being serial killer online?"
Here's my new question: What do if potential gentleman friend is constantly accused of absorbing people in order to increase his height?
Just remember, I won't absorb you bby.
Unless you want me to.
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:21:04
look at these two trying to play it off.
tp, we have a case on our hands. we need to solve it before one of us gets destroyed.
Hahhaahahha....
hahahaahaa...
My zombie bug out kit includes, Crossbow, and nunchuku..
I am relabeling it..
You and I must form the BeeHoff Defense pack..
HoffBee sounds better.
HoffBee is better.
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:21:30
Hmm, perhaps it's time to seek dating advice of the form "What to do when potential lady friend is accused of being serial killer online?"
Here's my new question: What do if potential gentleman friend is constantly accused of absorbing people in order to increase his height?
Just remember, I won't absorb you bby.
Unless you want me to.
Well, at least you've given me a choice. Suicide pact!
Now go on and absorb demik and tp
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:22:07
look at these two trying to play it off.
tp, we have a case on our hands. we need to solve it before one of us gets destroyed.
Hahhaahahha....
hahahaahaa...
My zombie bug out kit includes, Crossbow, and nunchuku..
I am relabeling it..
You and I must form the BeeHoff Defense pack..
HoffBee sounds better.
Oh sorry, was that the original designation of your feindish Plan to seduce, kill, and feed Geekhackers to Hoff..
OMG.. This entire website may be an extended ploy to do just that...
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:23:37
Hmm, perhaps it's time to seek dating advice of the form "What to do when potential lady friend is accused of being serial killer online?"
Here's my new question: What do if potential gentleman friend is constantly accused of absorbing people in order to increase his height?
Just remember, I won't absorb you bby.
Unless you want me to.
Well, at least you've given me a choice. Suicide pact!
Now go on and absorb demik and tp
Tp4 eats too much ramen.. He's full of preservatives and MSG..
Demik is latin, so he's probably full of antioxidants and healthy carbs..
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:24:24
Hmm, perhaps it's time to seek dating advice of the form "What to do when potential lady friend is accused of being serial killer online?"
Here's my new question: What do if potential gentleman friend is constantly accused of absorbing people in order to increase his height?
Just remember, I won't absorb you bby.
Unless you want me to.
Well, at least you've given me a choice. Suicide pact!
Now go on and absorb demik and tp
Where the poison at tho?
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:25:11
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:27:42
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:28:47
Hmm, perhaps it's time to seek dating advice of the form "What to do when potential lady friend is accused of being serial killer online?"
Here's my new question: What do if potential gentleman friend is constantly accused of absorbing people in order to increase his height?
Just remember, I won't absorb you bby.
Unless you want me to.
Well, at least you've given me a choice. Suicide pact!
Now go on and absorb demik and tp
Tp4 eats too much ramen.. He's full of preservatives and MSG..
Demik is latin, so he's probably full of antioxidants and healthy carbs..
Well that is hilarious. He'll probably still absorb you. #srynotsry
Hmm, perhaps it's time to seek dating advice of the form "What to do when potential lady friend is accused of being serial killer online?"
Here's my new question: What do if potential gentleman friend is constantly accused of absorbing people in order to increase his height?
Just remember, I won't absorb you bby.
Unless you want me to.
Well, at least you've given me a choice. Suicide pact!
Now go on and absorb demik and tp
Where the poison at tho?
Lips yo. Gotta use that art of seduction, that women serial killers all have.
*stares Aileen Wuornos wikipedia entry
*massive eye-roll
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:50:37
Lips yo. Gotta use that art of seduction, that women serial killers all have.
I just hope you wipe it off after. O.O
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:53:08
Lips yo. Gotta use that art of seduction, that women serial killers all have.
I just hope you wipe it off after. O.O
No... they take the antidote before applying the fateful ruby..
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:54:11
Lips yo. Gotta use that art of seduction, that women serial killers all have.
I just hope you wipe it off after. O.O
No... they take the antidote before applying the fateful ruby..
And then I have to take it too? Sounds lame.
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:54:32
Lips yo. Gotta use that art of seduction, that women serial killers all have.
I just hope you wipe it off after. O.O
Of course, silly.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:55:04
also can i use the crossbow? last time i tried nun chucks i hit myself in the balls
I took out my ninja stars from my zombie kit, because I read that they're not effective aganist the undead..
But if we're facing -HoffBee- , The ninja stars might work..
However, if Bee, turns out to be a deadly assassin, or if Hoff can absorb stainless steel..
We're still pretty screwed.
Post by: trizkut on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:55:08
And then I have to take it too? Sounds lame.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:56:16
And then I have to take it too? Sounds lame.
Why do you assume, No tongue..
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:58:16
However, if Bee, turns out to be a deadly assassin, or if Hoff can absorb stainless steel..
Yes...
if...
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 May 2015, 22:58:26
And then I have to take it too? Sounds lame.
Why do you assume, No tongue..
Like, duh. I'd certainly be using that.
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 May 2015, 23:05:49
also can i use the crossbow? last time i tried nun chucks i hit myself in the balls
I took out my ninja stars from my zombie kit, because I read that they're not effective aganist the undead..
But if we're facing -HoffBee- , The ninja stars might work..
However, if Bee, turns out to be a deadly assassin, or if Hoff can absorb stainless steel..
We're still pretty screwed.
it was fun while it lasted.
rip tp and demik
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 May 2015, 23:09:02
also can i use the crossbow? last time i tried nun chucks i hit myself in the balls
I took out my ninja stars from my zombie kit, because I read that they're not effective aganist the undead..
But if we're facing -HoffBee- , The ninja stars might work..
However, if Bee, turns out to be a deadly assassin, or if Hoff can absorb stainless steel..
We're still pretty screwed.
it was fun while it lasted.
rip tp and demik
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp9wzrBd5J1qhmqgbo1_500.jpg)
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 May 2015, 23:15:02
it was fun while it lasted.
rip tp and demikShow Image(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp9wzrBd5J1qhmqgbo1_500.jpg)
Hackers 1995
Bluray's coming out August 18th..
We should see the Arrrgh-edition mid-June..
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 May 2015, 23:19:08
it was fun while it lasted.
rip tp and demikShow Image(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp9wzrBd5J1qhmqgbo1_500.jpg)
Hackers 1995
Bluray's coming out August 18th..
We should see the Arrrgh-edition mid-June..
Good call. Totes getting that bluray
Post by: Halverson on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:07:15
Post by: beehatch on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:10:46
The **** happened here while I was out
Hoffman + Beehatch = HoffBee
Hoff absorbs the people I murder. I murder by Poison Ivy type kissing seduction ****.
We plan on killing Tp and Demik.
I'm deciding on the plot twist.
Post by: Halverson on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:13:12
The **** happened here while I was out
Hoffman + Beehatch = HoffBee
Hoff absorbs the people I murder. I murder by Poison Ivy type kissing seduction ****.
We plan on killing Tp and Demik.
I'm deciding on the plot twist.
Plot twist, we all are actually Halverson.
Post by: beehatch on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:14:24
The **** happened here while I was out
Hoffman + Beehatch = HoffBee
Hoff absorbs the people I murder. I murder by Poison Ivy type kissing seduction ****.
We plan on killing Tp and Demik.
I'm deciding on the plot twist.
Plot twist, we all are actually Halverson.
boring
Post by: demik on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:15:52
The **** happened here while I was out
Hoffman + Beehatch = HoffBee
Hoff absorbs the people I murder. I murder by Poison Ivy type kissing seduction ****.
We plan on killing Tp and Demik.
I'm deciding on the plot twist.
Plot twist, we all are actually Halverson.
so you're telling me im a taco supreme??
YES. FINALLY.
Post by: Halverson on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:16:34
The **** happened here while I was out
Hoffman + Beehatch = HoffBee
Hoff absorbs the people I murder. I murder by Poison Ivy type kissing seduction ****.
We plan on killing Tp and Demik.
I'm deciding on the plot twist.
Plot twist, we all are actually Halverson.
so you're telling me im a taco supreme??
YES. FINALLY.
That's the spirit! Tacoooo
Post by: beehatch on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:16:44
The **** happened here while I was out
Hoffman + Beehatch = HoffBee
Hoff absorbs the people I murder. I murder by Poison Ivy type kissing seduction ****.
We plan on killing Tp and Demik.
I'm deciding on the plot twist.
Plot twist, we all are actually Halverson.
so you're telling me im a taco supreme??
YES. FINALLY.
:(
This means we will devour you more quickly.
Post by: demik on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:17:46
well, that back fired.
Post by: Halverson on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:19:47
oh, i forgot white people love sour cream.
well, that back fired.
The ****, you don't?
Post by: demik on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:22:08
Post by: Halverson on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:24:03
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:24:43
why would i put sour cream when guacamole is a thing?
Tp loves Guacamole.. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/063.gif)
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:25:33
Both, and salsa and more stuff, ****in plebe
They used to sell this giant dips-bowl @ costco..
It's got like 7 different cheeses, different beans etc..
Post by: demik on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:27:14
why would i put sour cream when guacamole is a thing?
Tp loves Guacamole..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/063.gif)
never thought we'd get this close tp.
Both, and salsa and more stuff, ****in plebe
negative ghostrider, true mexicans dont eat sour cream. i am a true mexican.
Post by: beehatch on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:28:53
i have never tried guac
don't h8 me
Post by: demik on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:30:16
2) uh, wat? find yourself some mexicans. or some adventurous white people and get you some god damn guac.
Post by: beehatch on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:32:45
1) forgiven
2) uh, wat? find yourself some mexicans. or some adventurous white people and get you some god damn guac.
I always forget about guac when I go out. I probably will break down and just make it myself lol
Post by: demik on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:35:16
but if you go out and get it.. this is the proper way to respond to "guac is extra"
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/*****-i-know-guac-is-extra-meme.jpg)
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:40:03
home made is the best.
but if you go out and get it.. this is the proper way to respond to "guac is extra"Show Image(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/*****-i-know-guac-is-extra-meme.jpg)
Chipotle Guac is pretty decent.
What you want to do is use feminine wiles to seduce the waiter into giving you more Guac...
Post by: beehatch on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:48:01
home made is the best.
but if you go out and get it.. this is the proper way to respond to "guac is extra"Show Image(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/*****-i-know-guac-is-extra-meme.jpg)
Chipotle Guac is pretty decent.
What you want to do is use feminine wiles to seduce the waiter into giving you more Guac...
low-cut tops were created for a reason
Post by: demik on Wed, 27 May 2015, 00:54:46
Post by: Air tree on Wed, 27 May 2015, 01:09:07
Post by: trizkut on Wed, 27 May 2015, 01:10:50
Relevant to Beehatch
And then I have to take it too? Sounds lame.
You linked the exact same video as me. (https://geekhack.org/Smileys/solosmileys/laugh.gif)(https://geekhack.org/Smileys/solosmileys/laugh.gif)(https://geekhack.org/Smileys/solosmileys/laugh.gif)
Post by: Air tree on Wed, 27 May 2015, 01:14:35
Damn you. I thought I was being all original. :'(Relevant to BeehatchAnd then I have to take it too? Sounds lame.
You linked the exact same video as me.Show Image(https://geekhack.org/Smileys/solosmileys/laugh.gif)Show Image(https://geekhack.org/Smileys/solosmileys/laugh.gif)Show Image(https://geekhack.org/Smileys/solosmileys/laugh.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/UQCrEc6.gif)
Post by: paicrai on Wed, 27 May 2015, 05:04:12
Post by: absyrd on Wed, 27 May 2015, 05:17:50
The **** happened here while I was out
Hoffman + Beehatch = HoffBee
Hoff absorbs the people I murder. I murder by Poison Ivy type kissing seduction ****.
We plan on killing Tp and Demik.
I'm deciding on the plot twist.
I fell asleep at 7:30 like a senior citizen and missed this. Thank goodness for recap.
And I dare not eat any "mexican" unless I'm sure it doesn't have cilantro. That **** smells and tastes like stink-bugs.
Also, sour cream is only good as a contrasting temperature; if you have some nice cold guac on a hot hot burrito, no need for sour cream.
Post by: CPTBadAss on Wed, 27 May 2015, 05:48:44
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 27 May 2015, 07:29:30
why would i put sour cream when guacamole is a thing?
Tp loves Guacamole..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/063.gif)
We've found their weakness.
Post by: Halverson on Wed, 27 May 2015, 07:52:35
i do not like sour cream
i have never tried guac
don't h8 me
10/10 there will be other problems after hearing that. Goodbye, goodbye forever.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Wed, 27 May 2015, 08:00:33
ive posted like 2 times in the dating advice thread why hasnt anyone had sex with me im suing viva
See disclaimer in the OP.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Wed, 27 May 2015, 18:54:37
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 27 May 2015, 18:56:59
Real life dating tip: attempting to be a clever troll on dating websites is not a very successful strategy.
So what you're saying is, if you're on the internet alot, just give up dating.. it's not going to happen for you..
m0re internet..
I've accepted this years ago.
Post by: ander on Thu, 28 May 2015, 04:51:28
Please, this is a thread of sophistication and culture. We shall not resort to the lowest level of potty humor.
Feel free to resort to the other ones, though.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 28 May 2015, 07:08:19
Please, this is a thread of sophistication and culture. We shall not resort to the lowest level of potty humor.
Feel free to resort to the other ones, though.
Whatever gets a laugh works for me.
Real life dating tip: attempting to be a clever troll on dating websites is not a very successful strategy.
So what you're saying is, if you're on the internet alot, just give up dating.. it's not going to happen for you..
m0re internet..
I've accepted this years ago.
I recommend LastPilot's advice shared earlier in this thread. Show off the rig, observe reaction, consider compatibility.
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 09:42:29
Post by: Seranite on Thu, 28 May 2015, 10:36:15
Op, will I ever find the beehatch to my houffman and go on murderous sprees myself?
(http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/magic-eight-ball-outlook-not-so-good-photo-researchers-inc.jpg)
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 10:48:02
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 11:00:03
Tp4 has analyzed this character (Dansgaming)
-Beehatch- has confirmed the analysis is mostly accurate.
Many thanks to -B- for giving us Geeks some direction..
Analysis of -Dan- (Dansgaming) from Twitch-stream
[attachimg=1]
Disarming Round shape:
___ Circle based characters are socially perceived to be amicable.
___ They exude harmlessness..
___ Improves odds of successful "initial contacts"
---- including easy introduction to friends ----
The Beard:
___ Symbol of a male having entered adulthood
___ Classically sported and unshaven in older, more responsible males
Deep calm voice:
___ Indicative of hormone level
___ Suggests adequate Virility
Dad-Bod:
___ Low potential physical disparity between Relationship-occupants
----viewer/streamer----boy/girl----dom/sub
___ Easily maintainable as a companion with minimal exercise
---- This guy will never break up with you, so you don't need to work out----
___ His stress management routine is food, inexpensive and nearly endless in the 1st-world.
---- Thus, easy to please.. ----
So, in car speak, he's like a mid-size Japanese sedan..
-- Reliability first
-- Nothing fancy
-- Low maintenance.
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 28 May 2015, 11:16:42
User, -Beehatch- has graciously shared a single member's name from the Approved Bang-able list who is "NOT" a pretty boy.what the **** even is this
Tp4 has analyzed this character (Dansgaming)
-Beehatch- has confirmed the analysis is mostly accurate.
Many thanks to -B- for giving us Geeks some direction..
Analysis of -Dan- (Dansgaming) from Twitch-stream
(Attachment Link)
Disarming Round shape:
___ Circle based characters are socially perceived to be amicable.
___ They exude harmlessness..
___ Improves odds of successful "initial contacts"
---- including easy introduction to friends ----
The Beard:
___ Symbol of a male having entered adulthood
___ Classically sported and unshaven in older, more responsible males
Deep calm voice:
___ Indicative of hormone level
___ Suggests adequate Virility
Dad-Bod:
___ Low potential physical disparity between Relationship-occupants
----viewer/streamer----boy/girl----dom/sub
___ Easily maintainable as a companion with minimal exercise
---- This guy will never break up with you, so you don't need to work out----
___ His stress management routine is food, inexpensive and nearly endless in the 1st-world.
---- Thus, easy to please.. ----
So, in car speak, he's like a mid-size Japanese sedan..
-- Reliability first
-- Nothing fancy
-- Low maintenance.
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 28 May 2015, 11:18:00
User, -Beehatch- has graciously shared a single member's name from the Approved Bang-able list who is "NOT" a pretty boy.
Tp4 has analyzed this character (Dansgaming)
-Beehatch- has confirmed the analysis is mostly accurate.
Many thanks to -B- for giving us Geeks some direction..
Analysis of -Dan- (Dansgaming) from Twitch-stream
(Attachment Link)
Disarming Round shape:
___ Circle based characters are socially perceived to be amicable.
___ They exude harmlessness..
___ Improves odds of successful "initial contacts"
---- including easy introduction to friends ----
The Beard:
___ Symbol of a male having entered adulthood
___ Classically sported and unshaven in older, more responsible males
Deep calm voice:
___ Indicative of hormone level
___ Suggests adequate Virility
Dad-Bod:
___ Low potential physical disparity between Relationship-occupants
----viewer/streamer----boy/girl----dom/sub
___ Easily maintainable as a companion with minimal exercise
---- This guy will never break up with you, so you don't need to work out----
___ His stress management routine is food, inexpensive and nearly endless in the 1st-world.
---- Thus, easy to please.. ----
So, in car speak, he's like a mid-size Japanese sedan..
-- Reliability first
-- Nothing fancy
-- Low maintenance.
I just ****ing died lol
:)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Post by: trizkut on Thu, 28 May 2015, 11:18:08
User, -Beehatch- has graciously shared a single member's name from the Approved Bang-able list who is "NOT" a pretty boy.
Tp4 has analyzed this character (Dansgaming)
-Beehatch- has confirmed the analysis is mostly accurate.
Many thanks to -B- for giving us Geeks some direction..
Analysis of -Dan- (Dansgaming) from Twitch-stream
(Attachment Link)
Disarming Round shape:
___ Circle based characters are socially perceived to be amicable.
___ They exude harmlessness..
___ Improves odds of successful "initial contacts"
---- including easy introduction to friends ----
The Beard:
___ Symbol of a male having entered adulthood
___ Classically sported and unshaven in older, more responsible males
Deep calm voice:
___ Indicative of hormone level
___ Suggests adequate Virility
Dad-Bod:
___ Low potential physical disparity between Relationship-occupants
----viewer/streamer----boy/girl----dom/sub
___ Easily maintainable as a companion with minimal exercise
---- This guy will never break up with you, so you don't need to work out----
___ His stress management routine is food, inexpensive and nearly endless in the 1st-world.
---- Thus, easy to please.. ----
So, in car speak, he's like a mid-size Japanese sedan..
-- Reliability first
-- Nothing fancy
-- Low maintenance.
(https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/33/1.0) (https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/33/1.0) (https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/33/1.0) (https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/33/1.0) (https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/33/1.0)
DansGame DansGame DansGame DansGame DansGame
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 11:18:45
User, -Beehatch- has graciously shared a single member's name from the Approved Bang-able list who is "NOT" a pretty boy.
Tp4 has analyzed this character (Dansgaming)
-Beehatch- has confirmed the analysis is mostly accurate.
Many thanks to -B- for giving us Geeks some direction..
Analysis of -Dan- (Dansgaming) from Twitch-stream
(Attachment Link)
Disarming Round shape:
___ Circle based characters are socially perceived to be amicable.
___ They exude harmlessness..
___ Improves odds of successful "initial contacts"
---- including easy introduction to friends ----
The Beard:
___ Symbol of a male having entered adulthood
___ Classically sported and unshaven in older, more responsible males
Deep calm voice:
___ Indicative of hormone level
___ Suggests adequate Virility
Dad-Bod:
___ Low potential physical disparity between Relationship-occupants
----viewer/streamer----boy/girl----dom/sub
___ Easily maintainable as a companion with minimal exercise
---- This guy will never break up with you, so you don't need to work out----
___ His stress management routine is food, inexpensive and nearly endless in the 1st-world.
---- Thus, easy to please.. ----
So, in car speak, he's like a mid-size Japanese sedan..
-- Reliability first
-- Nothing fancy
-- Low maintenance.
Me next me next!
Wait no
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 11:25:22
Me next me next!
Wait no
Yea I could analyze you.. sure..
Send me some videos of you.. It doesn't matter if it's scripted etc, I can see through the veil.
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 28 May 2015, 11:27:40
Me next me next!
Wait no
Yea I could anal you.. s u r e..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 12:04:21
Me next me next!
Wait no
Yea I could anal you.. s u r e..
y u always go dirty pai.. hahahahaha
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 28 May 2015, 12:05:56
Me next me next!
Wait no
Yea I could anal you.. s u r e..
y u always go dirty pai.. hahahahaha
(http://i.imgur.com/cXgA1Mh.gif)
because you can always go dirty
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 28 May 2015, 12:13:32
hell yeah
Me next me next!
Wait no
Yea I could anal you.. s u r e..
y u always go dirty pai.. hahahahahaShow Image(http://i.imgur.com/cXgA1Mh.gif)
because you can always go dirty
Post by: Seranite on Thu, 28 May 2015, 12:17:43
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 28 May 2015, 12:31:20
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 12:39:23
I don't want to be in this thread anymore...
What once was a great thread.
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 28 May 2015, 12:48:52
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:16:42
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:18:33
This thread took an interesting turn.
Right now..?
Contemplating shaving my head and growing out my mustache..
And I got this idea for a twitch stream..
Instead of gaming.. It's just Me posting on Geekhack.. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/70bff581.gif)
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:26:13
Op, will I ever find the beehatch to my houffman and go on murderous sprees myself?
Yes, but you may have to resort to alternate reality than what currently is available to you.
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:27:38
Beehatch and tp sitting on a tree, k I s s I n g. tp is dead.This thread took an interesting turn.
Right now..?
Contemplating shaving my head and growing out my mustache..
And I got this idea for a twitch stream..
Instead of gaming.. It's just Me posting on Geekhack..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/70bff581.gif)
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:30:08
Beehatch and tp sitting on a tree, k I s s I n g. tp is dead.This thread took an interesting turn.
Right now..?
Contemplating shaving my head and growing out my mustache..
And I got this idea for a twitch stream..
Instead of gaming.. It's just Me posting on Geekhack..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/70bff581.gif)
hahahaha.. No, Beehatch is already in an internet distance relationship with Hoff.
Tp4 knows better than to mess with Hoff..
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:32:42
Houff Mann gets every single lady on gh in a days effortBeehatch and tp sitting on a tree, k I s s I n g. tp is dead.This thread took an interesting turn.
Right now..?
Contemplating shaving my head and growing out my mustache..
And I got this idea for a twitch stream..
Instead of gaming.. It's just Me posting on Geekhack..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/70bff581.gif)
hahahaha.. No, Beehatch is already in an internet distance relationship with Hoff.
Tp4 knows better than to mess with Hoff..
Post by: Lurch on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:36:21
can solve our problems
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:37:05
If we combine your asianness with my Mexicaness, we MIGHT... Nope.Beehatch and tp sitting on a tree, k I s s I n g. tp is dead.This thread took an interesting turn.
Right now..?
Contemplating shaving my head and growing out my mustache..
And I got this idea for a twitch stream..
Instead of gaming.. It's just Me posting on Geekhack..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/70bff581.gif)
hahahaha.. No, Beehatch is already in an internet distance relationship with Hoff.
Tp4 knows better than to mess with Hoff..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:38:58
If we combine your asianness with my Mexicaness, we MIGHT... Nope.Beehatch and tp sitting on a tree, k I s s I n g. tp is dead.This thread took an interesting turn.
Right now..?
Contemplating shaving my head and growing out my mustache..
And I got this idea for a twitch stream..
Instead of gaming.. It's just Me posting on Geekhack..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/70bff581.gif)
hahahaha.. No, Beehatch is already in an internet distance relationship with Hoff.
Tp4 knows better than to mess with Hoff..
At best, we can start our own Asian-Mexican Taco fusion place.
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:42:15
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:43:25
Beehatch and tp sitting on a tree, k I s s I n g. tp is dead.This thread took an interesting turn.
Right now..?
Contemplating shaving my head and growing out my mustache..
And I got this idea for a twitch stream..
Instead of gaming.. It's just Me posting on Geekhack..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/70bff581.gif)
hahahaha.. No, Beehatch is already in an internet distance relationship with Hoff.
Tp4 knows better than to mess with Hoff..
So we're calling it this now? This is news to me.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:45:17
ramen tacos. I'm feeling it. What will we name it? Juan thousand rising Suns.
I'm not sure ramen and tacos make sense, since they're both starchy
I'd prefer, Los General Tso's tacos..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:46:31
hahahaha.. No, Beehatch is already in an internet distance relationship with Hoff.
Tp4 knows better than to mess with Hoff..
So we're calling it this now? This is news to me.
Yes, Internet-Distance relationship is what we're calling it..
It's like a long distance relationship, but exclusively ONLINE.. NO AFK contact..
It doesn't stop you from taking things further
But if you do meet up, then it's no longer internet distance..
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:48:16
Hm not sure about the name, let's taco bout it some more
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:50:02
By what? No one knows!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:50:38
Sweet and sour pork burritos?
Hm not sure about the name, let's taco bout it some more
Refried bean riceballs.
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:51:59
I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.time to go home n eat a ****
By what? No one knows!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:54:37
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:54:48
Sweet and sour pork burritos?
Hm not sure about the name, let's taco bout it some more
Refried bean riceballs.
With guac dip
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:55:45
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:57:22
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:58:39
Sweet and sour pork burritos?
Hm not sure about the name, let's taco bout it some more
Refried bean riceballs.
With guac dip
Yes.. I think we should do Guac at Massive volumes, so that'll be one of our selling points..
We'll sell large guac bowls, that people can buy and there will be a lid so they can take it home.
Then we'll fork that business into supermarkets as well. .
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:58:52
All our staff has to be fob. Fresh off the boat/border.
Expanding the taco empire, but now adding tp4...
You need a face for the company. Someone REALLY white to say, hey, this mix of **** is good.
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:58:57
I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.time to go home n eat a ****
By what? No one knows!
****s are not filling
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 13:59:02
All our staff has to be fob. Fresh off the boat/border.
Hahahaha....
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:00:42
All our staff has to be fob. Fresh off the boat/border.
Expanding the taco empire, but now adding tp4...
You need a face for the company. Someone REALLY white to say, hey, this mix of **** is good.
We need our own jared..
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:02:02
All our staff has to be fob. Fresh off the boat/border.
Expanding the taco empire, but now adding tp4...
You need a face for the company. Someone REALLY white to say, hey, this mix of **** is good.
We need our own jared..
Wait... that is my name... did I just drag myself into this? Although I have a "y" instead of an "e", so that may scare white people.
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:02:11
I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.time to go home n eat a ****
By what? No one knows!
****s are not filling
Rip houff
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:06:41
All our staff has to be fob. Fresh off the boat/border.
Expanding the taco empire, but now adding tp4...
You need a face for the company. Someone REALLY white to say, hey, this mix of **** is good.
We need our own jared..
Wait... that is my name... did I just drag myself into this? Although I have a "y" instead of an "e", so that may scare white people.
Alrighty then..
Now we need to create a back story for you..
And because of it, you gain 100lbs..
Then you gotta lose 100lbs while eating our delicious guacamole infused asian/mexi fusion food.
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:07:29
I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.time to go home n eat a ****
By what? No one knows!
****s are not filling
Rip houff
that's what you think
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:09:37
they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.time to go home n eat a ****
By what? No one knows!
****s are not filling
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:10:52
they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.time to go home n eat a ****
By what? No one knows!
****s are not filling
Mexican food is more filling. Sorry.
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:11:07
abs started purging so he can continue eating our delicious food everyday. There he met his wife and lived a happy life.All our staff has to be fob. Fresh off the boat/border.
Expanding the taco empire, but now adding tp4...
You need a face for the company. Someone REALLY white to say, hey, this mix of **** is good.
We need our own jared..
Wait... that is my name... did I just drag myself into this? Although I have a "y" instead of an "e", so that may scare white people.
Alrighty then..
Now we need to create a back story for you..
And because of it, you gain 100lbs..
Then you gotta lose 100lbs while eating our delicious guacamole infused asian/mexi fusion food.
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:11:45
they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.time to go home n eat a ****
By what? No one knows!
****s are not filling
Mexican food is more filling. Sorry.
So I have a chance? Ayyyyy
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:13:07
they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.time to go home n eat a ****
By what? No one knows!
****s are not filling
Mexican food is more filling. Sorry.
So I have a chance? Ayyyyy
Yes, you have a chance to cook me a delicious dinner.
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:13:08
they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.time to go home n eat a ****
By what? No one knows!
****s are not filling
Mexican food is more filling. Sorry.
So I have a chance? Ayyyyy
TMZ update:
HatchMyster is over
dembee is born
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:13:45
they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.time to go home n eat a ****
By what? No one knows!
****s are not filling
Mexican food is more filling. Sorry.
So I have a chance? Ayyyyy
TMZ update:
HatchMyster is over
dembee is born
y not both
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:14:33
CHOOCHOO
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:14:42
That is one hell of a sammich.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:15:25
TMZ update:
HatchMyster is over
dembee is born
OH snap...
Rumors abound, Hoff plans window + boombox classic to win back Bee
Hoff would not share.. he' s too manly.
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:15:34
hoffbeemik
That is one hell of a sammich.
the hunger!
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:16:02
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:16:20
hoffbeemik
That is one hell of a sammich.
the hunger!
Hoff is ruffled by Bee's promiscuous attitude..
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:16:21
they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.time to go home n eat a ****
By what? No one knows!
****s are not filling
Mexican food is more filling. Sorry.
So I have a chance? Ayyyyy
Yes, you have a chance to cook me a delicious dinner.
We have been over this. I burned a noodle cup!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:16:45
where does halverson fit into this
He provides the locale , the cabin in the woods.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:17:38
Yes, you have a chance to cook me a delicious dinner.
We have been over this. I burned a noodle cup!
But Demik is adept at Mexican cuisine..
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:18:13
where does halverson fit into this
He doesn't.
they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.time to go home n eat a ****
By what? No one knows!
****s are not filling
Mexican food is more filling. Sorry.
So I have a chance? Ayyyyy
Yes, you have a chance to cook me a delicious dinner.
We have been over this. I burned a noodle cup!
Just hand me a bag of nachos then.
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:18:31
where does halverson fit into this
He provides the locale , the cabin in the woods.
He also has the gopro attached to his head for live-feed to GH. This way we don't miss anything. Too hard to get everyone to the rap cabin physically.
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:19:06
All our staff has to be fob. Fresh off the boat/border.
ROFL
He also has the gopro attached to his head for live-feed to GH. This way we don't miss anything. Too hard to get everyone to the rap cabin physically.
The cyphers will be strong.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:21:39
where does halverson fit into this
He provides the locale , the cabin in the woods.
He also has the gopro attached to his head for live-feed to GH. This way we don't miss anything. Too hard to get everyone to the rap cabin physically.
DUDE.. we're gonna stream the Censored version for free..
And make people pay for the uncensored DVD..
/Monetized.
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:22:17
My skills are only for the restaurant.
Yes, you have a chance to cook me a delicious dinner.
We have been over this. I burned a noodle cup!
But Demik is adept at Mexican cuisine..
where does halverson fit into this
He doesn't.they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.time to go home n eat a ****
By what? No one knows!
****s are not filling
Mexican food is more filling. Sorry.
So I have a chance? Ayyyyy
Yes, you have a chance to cook me a delicious dinner.
We have been over this. I burned a noodle cup!
Just hand me a bag of nachos then.
DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:22:21
where does halverson fit into this
He provides the locale , the cabin in the woods.
He also has the gopro attached to his head for live-feed to GH. This way we don't miss anything. Too hard to get everyone to the rap cabin physically.
DUDE.. we're gonna stream the Censored version for free..
And make people pay for the uncensored DVD..
/Monetized.
demik will appreciate this hustle.
Nice work.
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:23:49
We have to fund our restaurant and pay your spokesperson somehow, right? Tp is the brains, I'm the labor.where does halverson fit into this
He provides the locale , the cabin in the woods.
He also has the gopro attached to his head for live-feed to GH. This way we don't miss anything. Too hard to get everyone to the rap cabin physically.
DUDE.. we're gonna stream the Censored version for free..
And make people pay for the uncensored DVD..
/Monetized.
demik will appreciate this hustle.
Nice work.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:24:51
where does halverson fit into this
He provides the locale , the cabin in the woods.
He also has the gopro attached to his head for live-feed to GH. This way we don't miss anything. Too hard to get everyone to the rap cabin physically.
DUDE.. we're gonna stream the Censored version for free..
And make people pay for the uncensored DVD..
/Monetized.
demik will appreciate this hustle.
Nice work.
THEN.. we're gonna release the UNCUT bluray Hi-Def Collectors Edition with cut up pieces of member's undergarments..
We won't tell them who's piece they're getting, so that they might have to buy several disks to get the one they want..
Assuming our demographic is 29.8:1 , they'll probably want -Bee's- but.. surely there are more PaiPais out there, but less active.
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:25:21
Just hand me a bag of nachos then.
DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*
Damn it, demik.
:'(
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:26:46
Tp is the brains, I'm the labor.
First of all... racist.
Secondly, you just called tp4 "the brains". He is never going to let that go.
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:29:45
Secondly, you just called tp4 "the brains". He is never going to let that go.
You assume that all brains are smart.
Just hand me a bag of nachos then.
DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*
Damn it, demik.
:'(
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE ME YOU JERK
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:29:59
where does halverson fit into this
He provides the locale , the cabin in the woods.
He also has the gopro attached to his head for live-feed to GH. This way we don't miss anything. Too hard to get everyone to the rap cabin physically.
DUDE.. we're gonna stream the Censored version for free..
And make people pay for the uncensored DVD..
/Monetized.
demik will appreciate this hustle.
Nice work.
THEN.. we're gonna release the UNCUT bluray Hi-Def Collectors Edition with cut up pieces of member's undergarments..
Thatsmyfetish.gif
Let's try this again.Just hand me a bag of nachos then.
DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*
Damn it, demik.
:'(
Nope, same result.
carefully calculated. I have to trust my partner if we want to succeed.Tp is the brains, I'm the labor.
First of all... racist.
Secondly, you just called tp4 "the brains". He is never going to let that go.
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:30:29
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:30:48
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE ME YOU JERK
OP, is yelling at your SO a good way to woo them? I'm trying to understand the Hoffbee relationship.
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:32:46
Just hand me a bag of nachos then.
DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*
Damn it, demik.
:'(
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE ME YOU JERK
I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU, YOU JERKFACE
I JUST WANTED SOME DAMN NACHOS. I WAS GOING TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU!
THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR TRYING
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:33:10
Wow such a selfish lover. Here I am trying to add some Latin flavor to your vanilla life (no racist) and you don't want me to.Secondly, you just called tp4 "the brains". He is never going to let that go.
You assume that all brains are smart.Just hand me a bag of nachos then.
DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*
Damn it, demik.
:'(
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE ME YOU JERK
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:34:19
I'm not some sort of sicko..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:35:01
Just hand me a bag of nachos then.
DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*
Damn it, demik.
:'(
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE ME YOU JERK
I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU, YOU JERKFACE
I JUST WANTED SOME DAMN NACHOS. I WAS GOING TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU!
THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR TRYING
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Oh .. the FEEELs.
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:44:39
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:49:55
Wow I feel used now. For nachos. Not even a taco. NACHOS.
To be fair, you said you couldn't cook. So I tried to give something easy, but couldn't even manage that :(
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:52:08
Just hand me a bag of nachos then.
DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*
Damn it, demik.
:'(
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE ME YOU JERK
I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU, YOU JERKFACE
I JUST WANTED SOME DAMN NACHOS. I WAS GOING TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU!
THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR TRYING
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
:-*
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:52:54
Wow I feel used now. For nachos. Not even a taco. NACHOS.
To be fair, you said you couldn't cook. So I tried to give something easy, but couldn't even manage that :(
Would you, could you, in a cabin
Take them, take them, Here they are..
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:53:05
anyone down for a sandwich?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:54:05
:-*
Confirmed -HoffBee- reunited, they're on the prowl for victims once more..
GH members /shudders in fear.
Post by: trizkut on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:54:52
i can make sandwiches
anyone down for a sandwich?
(http://i.imgur.com/7fSCccj.gif)
Post by: greath on Thu, 28 May 2015, 14:55:05
Wow I feel used now. For nachos. Not even a taco. NACHOS.
To be fair, you said you couldn't cook. So I tried to give something easy, but couldn't even manage that :(
(http://i.imgur.com/wuFmlfF.gif)
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 28 May 2015, 15:08:54
Just hand me a bag of nachos then.
DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*
Damn it, demik.
:'(
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE ME YOU JERK
I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU, YOU JERKFACE
I JUST WANTED SOME DAMN NACHOS. I WAS GOING TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU!
THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR TRYING
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
:-*
:-* :-* :-* :-*
i can make sandwiches
anyone down for a sandwich?
hoff sammich only
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 15:13:55
i can make sandwiches
anyone down for a sandwich?
hoff sammich only
Ooof... Rejected...
s' ok pai.. we still got halverson and dmk.
Post by: demik on Thu, 28 May 2015, 15:20:25
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 28 May 2015, 15:32:30
i meant like bread and stuffi can make sandwiches
anyone down for a sandwich?
hoff sammich only
and i wont cut up hoffman for lunch, hatch
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 28 May 2015, 17:30:45
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE ME YOU JERK
OP, is yelling at your SO a good way to woo them? I'm trying to understand the Hoffbee relationship.
Every relationship functions in its own unique way.
And I go the butcher and then go for a run and this thread gets out of control again. Good lord.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 19:34:15
Tp, got any legal (age, not immigration status) sisters? Since we are business partners it's only fair I marry into the tissue family. Since I was just used and abused.
Nope, just me.. It's obvious isn't it.. I carry and speak as if I'm king of the universe.. Only child syndrome to-the-MAX..
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 28 May 2015, 21:13:06
Tp, got any legal (age, not immigration status) sisters? Since we are business partners it's only fair I marry into the tissue family. Since I was just used and abused.
Nope, just me.. It's obvious isn't it.. I carry and speak as if I'm king of the universe.. Only child syndrome to-the-MAX..
Only children can be tough to date. It's all about me, me, me.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 May 2015, 21:35:12
Tp, got any legal (age, not immigration status) sisters? Since we are business partners it's only fair I marry into the tissue family. Since I was just used and abused.
Nope, just me.. It's obvious isn't it.. I carry and speak as if I'm king of the universe.. Only child syndrome to-the-MAX..
Only children can be tough to date. It's all about me, me, me.
That's not always true.. Tp4 most easy going guy ever..
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 16 June 2015, 01:39:57
steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino: make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 16 June 2015, 09:44:23
fake necro for additional dating advice
steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino: make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad
no thanks
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 16 June 2015, 10:16:20
gee then what would you have me dofake necro for additional dating advice
steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino: make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad
no thanks
not date their dads?
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 16 June 2015, 10:44:32
gee then what would you have me dofake necro for additional dating advice
steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino: make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad
no thanks
not date their dads?
I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 16 June 2015, 12:30:19
gee then what would you have me dofake necro for additional dating advice
steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino: make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad
no thanks
not date their dads?
I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..
there has to be a ton of movies with this plot
it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 16 June 2015, 12:36:42
ton of pornos?gee then what would you have me dofake necro for additional dating advice
steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino: make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad
no thanks
not date their dads?
I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..
there has to be a ton of movies with this plot
it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.
Post by: demik on Tue, 16 June 2015, 13:09:03
****ing somebody's dad isn't on my checklist of fantasies.gee then what would you have me dofake necro for additional dating advice
steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino: make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad
no thanks
not date their dads?
I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..
there has to be a ton of movies with this plot
it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 16 June 2015, 13:09:50
ton of pornos?gee then what would you have me dofake necro for additional dating advice
steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino: make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad
no thanks
not date their dads?
I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..
there has to be a ton of movies with this plot
it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.
something rated pg 13, not pron noob
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 16 June 2015, 13:09:55
hows thatGetting ****ed by somebody's dad isn't on my checklist of fantasies.gee then what would you have me dofake necro for additional dating advice
steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino: make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad
no thanks
not date their dads?
I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..
there has to be a ton of movies with this plot
it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 16 June 2015, 13:22:08
****ing somebody's dad isn't on my checklist of fantasies.gee then what would you have me dofake necro for additional dating advice
steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino: make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad
no thanks
not date their dads?
I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..
there has to be a ton of movies with this plot
it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.
it could be for other menz and wimenz!
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 16 June 2015, 16:11:45
****ing somebody's dad isn't on my checklist of fantasies.gee then what would you have me dofake necro for additional dating advice
steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino: make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad
no thanks
not date their dads?
I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..
there has to be a ton of movies with this plot
it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.
it could be for other menz and wimenz!
I would say mostly "wimenz" in this case..
Some sort of Thief+Seductress+Jealous+Revenge fantasy if it involves a -friend's- dad..
Or, if we go by typical daddy-issue archetype, a female craving male affection, yet housed under an emotionally-unavailable father..
That sorta thing..
Post by: demik on Tue, 16 June 2015, 16:15:24
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 16 June 2015, 16:19:31
thats surprisingly narrow for a tp4 post, ********ing somebody's dad isn't on my checklist of fantasies.gee then what would you have me dofake necro for additional dating advice
steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino: make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad
no thanks
not date their dads?
I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..
there has to be a ton of movies with this plot
it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.
it could be for other menz and wimenz!
I would say mostly "wimenz" in this case..
Some sort of Thief+Seductress+Jealous+Revenge fantasy if it involves a -friend's- dad..
Or, if we go by typical daddy-issue archetype, a female craving male affection, yet housed under an emotionally-unavailable father..
That sorta thing..
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 16 June 2015, 16:29:40
thats surprisingly narrow for a tp4 post, ********ing somebody's dad isn't on my checklist of fantasies.gee then what would you have me dofake necro for additional dating advice
steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino: make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad
no thanks
not date their dads?
I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..
there has to be a ton of movies with this plot
it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.
it could be for other menz and wimenz!
I would say mostly "wimenz" in this case..
Some sort of Thief+Seductress+Jealous+Revenge fantasy if it involves a -friend's- dad..
Or, if we go by typical daddy-issue archetype, a female craving male affection, yet housed under an emotionally-unavailable father..
That sorta thing..
Well, sure, we're speaking hollywood here.. They only do cliches.. it's a very limited script because this type of story arc has to fit inside 90 minutes.
Post by: abswyfe on Thu, 18 June 2015, 12:42:13
Aka strippers
I regret every day not using my twenties to BANK on stripping
33 now and I just don't think I'd cut it anymore :))
Post by: fohat.digs on Thu, 18 June 2015, 12:58:28
steperino threerino: make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJbtFAmXPkY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJbtFAmXPkY)
Post by: abswyfe on Thu, 18 June 2015, 13:03:47
steperino threerino: make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJbtFAmXPkY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJbtFAmXPkY)
If the dad has more experience he should probably go that route
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 18 June 2015, 13:16:06
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 18 June 2015, 13:19:09
OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?
I don't think he can solve 'em.
But I could be wrong.
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 18 June 2015, 13:39:36
OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?give her a blowjob
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 18 June 2015, 13:46:37
OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?
Half the population is Female...
Just pick someone else..
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 18 June 2015, 18:07:25
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 18 June 2015, 18:45:11
OP, if I get into an argument with her, is the reply "I woke up like this" an appropriate response?
No... proper response is.. you look fat in that.. I also bought you an exercise bike.
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 18 June 2015, 19:26:43
OP, if I get into an argument with her, is the reply "I woke up like this" an appropriate response?no
what the **** do u do to get into an argument with someone dont u know how to talk to ppl
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 19 June 2015, 18:03:06
OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?
Start by taking a look at what you've done.
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 19 June 2015, 18:57:15
OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?
Start by taking a look at what you've done.
But did she have to do this? Did she have to ruin what was shiny?
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 19 June 2015, 19:09:54
OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?
Start by taking a look at what you've done.
But did she have to do this? Did she have to ruin what was shiny?
Did you have to hit her when she was weak and rub it in so deep?
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 19 June 2015, 19:28:09
OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?
Start by taking a look at what you've done.
But did she have to do this? Did she have to ruin what was shiny?
Did you have to hit her when she was weak and rub it in so deep?
You write beautiful poetry.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Wed, 24 June 2015, 18:38:00
Post by: Halverson on Wed, 24 June 2015, 18:49:32
Post by: CPTBadAss on Wed, 24 June 2015, 18:53:09
OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?
Start by taking a look at what you've done.
But did she have to do this? Did she have to ruin what was shiny?
Did you have to hit her when she was weak and rub it in so deep?
Who's giving the advice around here anyways Hoof? Tswiftfan aka notprdlm2009 or you??
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 24 June 2015, 19:03:01
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 24 June 2015, 19:31:07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iixnRouBjtE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iixnRouBjtE)
Also, Females love a congratulatory pat on the bum..
Post by: vivalarevolución on Wed, 24 June 2015, 20:06:16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iixnRouBjtE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iixnRouBjtE)
Thanks, that's the best advice yet. There is a topless woman in that commercial, is that allowed on Youtube?
Why won't the forest animals love me? I want to be a Disney princess.
You'll need to work on your mating calls and dances. I recommend the sage grouse for an example:
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 24 June 2015, 22:42:22
OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?
Start by taking a look at what you've done.
But did she have to do this? Did she have to ruin what was shiny?
Did you have to hit her when she was weak and rub it in so deep?
Who's giving the advice around here anyways Hoof? Tswiftfan aka notprdlm2009 or you??
Hmm, I'm not familiar with this song...
Post by: demik on Sun, 22 November 2015, 16:37:14
0/10 but im now on a list, so SOMEBODY knows my name.