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Title: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 29 May 2015, 10:32:01
I just washed these 2 blankets.

Goin' green, hung them outside yea?

Bird poops on BOTH of them..


Now I gotta throw them in the wash again.. Using more energy and resources..


These birds were the environmental polluters today,  NOT Tp4


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Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 29 May 2015, 10:32:46
You went outside. This we call progress.
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 29 May 2015, 10:33:32
You went outside. This we call progress.

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Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 29 May 2015, 10:38:37
NEXT TIME, YOU **** ON THE BIRD'S BLANKETS
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: sorijealut on Fri, 29 May 2015, 10:48:39
lol your stories  ;D
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: sethk_ on Fri, 29 May 2015, 11:02:19

NEXT TIME, YOU **** ON THE BIRD'S BLANKETS
Or go 1 step ahead and just **** on the birds
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 29 May 2015, 11:04:04
I'd tell you to get a bb gun, but I'm sure you'd put your eye out.
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 29 May 2015, 11:08:40
Guess you would have been better of just using a dryer.

NOOB
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: abswyfe on Fri, 29 May 2015, 14:09:54
****ing birds ****ting poison ivy all over my newly grown grass

It is everywhere

Can't have abs mow the lawn til we kill the ****

Can't have kids or dogs play

**** birds
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 29 May 2015, 14:11:36
****ing birds ****ting poison ivy all over my newly grown grass

It is everywhere

Can't have abs mow the lawn til we kill the ****

Can't have kids or dogs play

**** birds

Ew. I have a huge yard and live next to a forest and have never experienced this. Horribly allergic to that ****.

Birds are kinda cool, but can be kinda ****ty. Literally.
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 29 May 2015, 14:34:23
I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 29 May 2015, 14:42:04
I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.

That'd be sweet. Although, I just want to take down these gigantic old trees in my back yard. Yeah... they keep my heating and cooling bills down and look pretty, but they break my back when I have to hump leaves for weeks down to the street, and they house birds that **** all over my **** and squirrels that make annoying screaming noises outside my bedroom window.
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 29 May 2015, 14:53:35
I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.

LASER DEFENSE SYSTEMS FOR BIRDS

That's awesome. I'd hate for that to happen though. I feel like that can really **** up certain populations/habitats of birds.
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: abswyfe on Fri, 29 May 2015, 15:05:43
I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.

LASER DEFENSE SYSTEMS FOR BIRDS

That's awesome. I'd hate for that to happen though. I feel like that can really **** up certain populations/habitats of birds.

Maybe it can target certain kinds only

You know like a racist laser
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 29 May 2015, 15:07:43
I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.

LASER DEFENSE SYSTEMS FOR BIRDS

That's awesome. I'd hate for that to happen though. I feel like that can really **** up certain populations/habitats of birds.

Maybe it can target certain kinds only

You know like a racist laser

Doubtful. I can also already see it hitting adults and young children accidentally.

Yep, bad idea lol.
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 29 May 2015, 15:44:36
I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.

LASER DEFENSE SYSTEMS FOR BIRDS

That's awesome. I'd hate for that to happen though. I feel like that can really **** up certain populations/habitats of birds.

Maybe it can target certain kinds only

You know like a racist laser

Doubtful. I can also already see it hitting adults and young children accidentally.

Yep, bad idea lol.

Initial versions will probably just be  visual disrupters.. so they won't actually kill the birds..  They'll just shoo- them away.
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 29 May 2015, 15:46:04
I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.

LASER DEFENSE SYSTEMS FOR BIRDS

That's awesome. I'd hate for that to happen though. I feel like that can really **** up certain populations/habitats of birds.

Maybe it can target certain kinds only

You know like a racist laser

Doubtful. I can also already see it hitting adults and young children accidentally.

Yep, bad idea lol.

Initial versions will probably just be  visual disrupters.. so they won't actually kill the birds..  They'll just shoo- them away.

Sounds like a great tool if you were a socially awkward person and if it worked on people.
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 29 May 2015, 16:01:12
I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.

LASER DEFENSE SYSTEMS FOR BIRDS

That's awesome. I'd hate for that to happen though. I feel like that can really **** up certain populations/habitats of birds.

Maybe it can target certain kinds only

You know like a racist laser

Doubtful. I can also already see it hitting adults and young children accidentally.

Yep, bad idea lol.

Initial versions will probably just be  visual disrupters.. so they won't actually kill the birds..  They'll just shoo- them away.

Sounds like a great tool if you were a socially awkward person and if it worked on people.

Tp4's is internally awkward , but possesses competent external social skills.

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Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 29 May 2015, 16:13:09

I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.

LASER DEFENSE SYSTEMS FOR BIRDS

That's awesome. I'd hate for that to happen though. I feel like that can really **** up certain populations/habitats of birds.
its called putting lasers ON the birbs to dish out justice
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: fohat.digs on Fri, 29 May 2015, 16:28:46
Goats love to eat poison ivy.
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 29 May 2015, 16:31:05
Goats love to eat poison ivy.


What about poison oak?
Title: Re: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 29 May 2015, 17:10:25

its called putting lasers ON the birbs to dish out justice
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Hrrrmm....

Would this get rid of birds?  how does this work?
Title: Kkiiiaahhhh....
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 29 May 2015, 18:21:55

its called putting lasers ON the birbs to dish out justice

Hrrrmm....

Would this get rid of birds?  how does this work?
[/quote]it would get rid of almost everything else