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Title: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: Jokrik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:50:41
Finally, I met him
He is so nice
He blew me....







Me hand... So dry now....

(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/06/06/ab8d03dcd4d41cb87760cfabee049637.jpg)
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: ghostjuggernaut on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:53:51
I expected him to be taller...
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: demik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:54:30
I expected him to be taller...

But he's as white as I pictured him.
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: ghostjuggernaut on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:56:15
I expected him to be taller...

But he's as white as I pictured him.
You're right.  He should get out more, soak up those UV rays.
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:57:30
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Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: Hellcatz on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:00:42
I expected him to be taller...

But he's as white as I pictured him.
You're right.  He should get out more, soak up those UV rays.
But then he will turn yellow like me
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: demik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:03:44
I expected him to be taller...

But he's as white as I pictured him.
You're right.  He should get out more, soak up those UV rays.
But then he will turn yellow like me
Get your liver checked bruh
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: Jokrik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:08:00
I expected him to be taller...

But he's as white as I pictured him.
You're right.  He should get out more, soak up those UV rays.
But then he will turn yellow like me
Get your liver checked bruh
Simpsons syndrome
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: beehatch on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:14:52
I got jealous from the title.

Then I saw you were just full of LIES
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: Hellcatz on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:19:55
I expected him to be taller...

But he's as white as I pictured him.
You're right.  He should get out more, soak up those UV rays.
But then he will turn yellow like me
Get your liver checked bruh
Simpsons syndrome
Asian syndrome. Just look at jokric for example, tp4 is rubbing off on him.
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: Jokrik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:26:56

I expected him to be taller...

But he's as white as I pictured him.
You're right.  He should get out more, soak up those UV rays.
But then he will turn yellow like me
Get your liver checked bruh
Simpsons syndrome
Asian syndrome. Just look at jokric for example, tp4 is rubbing off on him.

You don't rub with your tissue?
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: demik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:28:40
What about rubbing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: slip84 on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:29:51
So, Hoffman just hangs out in the bathroom? Kinda creepy.
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:32:20
I've been found out.

/me runs
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: Jokrik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:32:49

So, Hoffman just hangs out in the bathroom? Kinda creepy.

Its fast food restaurant bathroom, full of kids
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: absyrd on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:35:11

So, Hoffman just hangs out in the bathroom? Kinda creepy.

Its fast food restaurant bathroom, full of kids + beehatch

Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: Hellcatz on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:37:35

So, Hoffman just hangs out in the bathroom? Kinda creepy.

Its fast food restaurant bathroom, full of kids + beehatch
Mchoffman?
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: absyrd on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:38:22

So, Hoffman just hangs out in the bathroom? Kinda creepy.

Its fast food restaurant bathroom, full of kids + beehatch
Mchoffman?

Probably the same shoe size as Ronald.
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:45:03

So, Hoffman just hangs out in the bathroom? Kinda creepy.

Its fast food restaurant bathroom, full of kids + beehatch
Mchoffman?

Probably the same shoe size as Ronald.

:(
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: absyrd on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:47:14

So, Hoffman just hangs out in the bathroom? Kinda creepy.

Its fast food restaurant bathroom, full of kids + beehatch
Mchoffman?

Probably the same shoe size as Ronald.

:(

Don't be sad. I was suggesting you have a massive cock, too.
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:58:23
^^^^^^^^^ Does any one think   -pen15  is less vulgar a word than  -c0c
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: absyrd on Sat, 06 June 2015, 11:01:53
Cock sounds more vulgar when I hear it on GoT from a British accent. Sounds hot when an American girl says it.

Penis doesn't sound dirty at all.
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: Hellcatz on Sat, 06 June 2015, 11:05:43
Cock sounds more vulgar when I hear it on GoT from a British accent. Sounds hot when an American girl says it.

Penis doesn't sound dirty at all.
Just remember junior high sex ed. "Penise' he he he he he he hahahhaahahhahahhaha.
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: absyrd on Sat, 06 June 2015, 11:08:34
Cock sounds more vulgar when I hear it on GoT from a British accent. Sounds hot when an American girl says it.

Penis doesn't sound dirty at all.
Just remember junior high sex ed. "Penise' he he he he he he hahahhaahahhahahhaha.

Sex Ed taught me where to put my peepee and DARE taught me how to spot the weed dealer.

Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 06 June 2015, 11:20:17
Cock sounds more vulgar when I hear it on GoT from a British accent. Sounds hot when an American girl says it.

Penis doesn't sound dirty at all.

I think we use pen15 instead of c0c to keep the posts more accessible?
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: Air tree on Sat, 06 June 2015, 11:25:45
Cock sounds more vulgar when I hear it on GoT from a British accent. Sounds hot when an American girl says it.

Penis doesn't sound dirty at all.
Cock just sounds like a fun word with a English accent. It's the other way around for me...

The hound always makes the words **** and Cock sound like so much fun.  :))

I'm not a fan of it though with American accents...
Title: Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
Post by: fohat.digs on Sat, 06 June 2015, 14:50:30
Penis doesn't sound dirty at all.

I must try to find the conversation between the 2 groupies in "200 Motels"

"it sounds so overwhelmingly medicinal"