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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Air tree on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:17:14

Title: ******* cat.
Post by: Air tree on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:17:14

I love my cat, but f***k... She decides it's a good idea to bump from off the top of my bed, onto my desk and spill a glass of lemonade all over, soaking a thick stack of writing paper, almost soaking my HHKB (It just got onto the case and it was unplugged already. All is good)

Now my f***king desk smells like lemonade. I vow never to bring drinks to my desk again. Because my god damn cat does not have the COMMON SENSE not to jump on my desk and not knock over a glass of lemonade. God damn cats these days... NO MANNERS.

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: nubbinator on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:18:26

My cat decided that key caps are toys.  She will chew through bags and dig into things to find them, then bat them around the house and lose them.  Fortunately she's only found caps I use for molding so far.

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: demik on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:21:42

sometimes you gotta teach that **** who's in charge.

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: Air tree on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:25:10

Quote from: demik on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:21:42

sometimes you gotta teach that **** who's in charge.

You're right... Currently, my **** thinks I'm her *****.. I GOTTA CHANGE THIS.

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: demik on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:28:03

you just gotta bend that **** over and teach it who's boss.

may i suggest a tool?

(http://lckypeny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/8.jpg)

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: nubbinator on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:30:15

Quote from: demik on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:28:03

you just gotta bend that **** over and teach it who's boss.

may i suggest a tool?

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(http://lckypeny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/8.jpg)

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(http://i.imgur.com/k5EUuP4.gif)

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: nickheller on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:30:23

I feel pretty lucky, all my cat ever does it sit in my chair.

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: Air tree on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:44:44

Here is the ******* in it's natural habitat. As you can see, it has a unique evil twinge within it's eyes.

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: katushkin on Sat, 20 June 2015, 02:58:13

Put a cat sized box on the end of your desk. It's proven to work.

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: fanpeople on Sat, 20 June 2015, 04:09:29

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Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: baldgye on Sat, 20 June 2015, 05:14:51

Quote from: demik on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:28:03

you just gotta bend that **** over and teach it who's boss.

may i suggest a tool?

Show Image

(http://lckypeny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/8.jpg)

This is no time for cricket

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: epzy on Sat, 20 June 2015, 05:30:16

shrekt. you can/should do what I do and only drink out of bottles when at the PC :)

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: beehatch on Sat, 20 June 2015, 09:43:22

Quote from: Air tree on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:44:44

Here is the ******* in it's natural habitat. As you can see, it has a unique evil twinge within it's eyes.

Oh man, a calico? No wonder she's a crazy *****. Every calico cat I've met/had is insane. I also have one right now.

(http://i.imgur.com/cvcP7gY.jpg)

mycatiscuterthanyours

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: Tyrosh22 on Sat, 20 June 2015, 10:07:07

Cats are so cute :3

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: hwood34 on Sat, 20 June 2015, 11:16:24

Quote from: Air tree on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:17:14

Now my f***king desk smells like lemonade.

I'm not sure how this isn't a good thing

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: Halverson on Sat, 20 June 2015, 11:37:37

Quote from: hwood34 on Sat, 20 June 2015, 11:16:24

Quote from: Air tree on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:17:14

Now my f***king desk smells like lemonade.

I'm not sure how this isn't a good thing

I bet his desk is stickier than normal ;)

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: Air tree on Sat, 20 June 2015, 18:23:23

Quote from: beehatch on Sat, 20 June 2015, 09:43:22

Quote from: Air tree on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:44:44

Here is the ******* in it's natural habitat. As you can see, it has a unique evil twinge within it's eyes.

mycatiscuterthanyours

(http://i.imgur.com/sNebp1W.gif)

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: maddingo on Sun, 21 June 2015, 03:23:06

my cat has been giving me a hard time all night ... he wants to go out...it is dangerous outside at night (coyotes, owls..etc) so we keep him inside every night for years and years... but tonight he seems to have forgotten that it isn't go outside time and it is never go outside time after dark... cat just been cruising up and down the house meowing and jumping up on my desk ...etc...


oh well cats are awesome... here is my cat Fitz here:

(http://i1330.photobucket.com/albums/w574/atarione/fitz2_zpsg9kyrkqa.jpg) (http://s1330.photobucket.com/user/atarione/media/fitz2_zpsg9kyrkqa.jpg.html)

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: zabuza1997 on Mon, 22 June 2015, 08:50:11

Everybody knows you love ur **** cat.So you can keep her warm in ur stomach

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: Bacchus on Mon, 22 June 2015, 08:51:10

dogs>cats

Title: Re: ******* cat.
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 22 June 2015, 09:20:53

(https://bobbiblogger.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/cats.jpg)