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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: absyrd on Sat, 11 July 2015, 09:40:05

Title: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: absyrd on Sat, 11 July 2015, 09:40:05: After being tapped by CPT to come up with t-shirt ideas, I figured I'd start a thread to share some GH slogans that people come up with. Be serious and/or fun if you want:

GeekHack: Replace Your Keycaps Because They Are Covered In Semen

GeekHack: Try Every Keyboard In The World Based Upon Others' Advice And Just End Up Using The One You Started With

GeekHack: We Need tp4, Our Bunghole
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: baldgye on Sat, 11 July 2015, 09:48:37: Geekhack? ..more like GeekWhack!
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Post by: absyrd on Sat, 11 July 2015, 09:52:26: GeekHack: Pop Your Cherries
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Post by: paicrai on Sat, 11 July 2015, 09:56:30: You'll Probably Start A ****storm
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Post by: absyrd on Sat, 11 July 2015, 10:03:47: GeekHack: Female Users Up 500% This Year. Join Us!
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Post by: Bromono on Sat, 11 July 2015, 10:03:51: Quote from: baldgye on Sat, 11 July 2015, 09:48:37
Geekhack? ..more like GeekWhack!

this
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: mdszy on Sat, 11 July 2015, 10:11:53: GeekHack: Hope you didn't like your money.
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Post by: Badwrench on Sat, 11 July 2015, 11:09:25: Soon TM
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Post by: Air tree on Sat, 11 July 2015, 11:34:40: Geekhack: Step up and sell your unborn for clacks!
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Post by: animal on Sat, 11 July 2015, 11:42:43: I still say "real men do it with a keyboard"
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Post by: inanis on Sat, 11 July 2015, 11:51:17: Geekhack: Believe the #Hype
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Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Sat, 11 July 2015, 11:54:34: geekhack, we go down as often as a Las Vegas hooker
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Post by: Hak Foo on Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:08:51: Geekhack: (clack)(clack)(clack) the (clack)(clack) most (clack)(clack) community (clack)(clack) (clack)(clack) (clack)(clack)(clack)(clack)
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: sethk_ on Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:11:32: ClackHack, GeekClack
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: CPTBadAss on Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:19:08: If you want a bad board, bad board
Drop some stacks
and pick one up
Just like this.

(http://i.imgur.com/WAPKoqG.jpg)

Bang bang.
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: sethk_ on Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:22:43: Quote from: CPTBadAss on Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:19:08
If you want a bad board, bad board
Drop some stacks
and pick one up
Just like this.

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/WAPKoqG.jpg)

Bang bang.
"I love bad boards that's my ****in problem" A$AP Switch
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: beehatch on Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:27:37: I'm not sure why I expected actual slogans. At least you guys have disappointed me in a funny manner.
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Post by: retrochick on Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:46:06: Geekhack: not actual hackers
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Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:49:27: ERGODOX... sss .sss .ssss .sss .sss .sssssssss
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: CPTBadAss on Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:57:17: Turn up the lights in here baby
Extra bright I want ya'll to see this
All of the lights

Youtube player thingy is broken so click this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswLwQDjMCQ)
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: Melvang on Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:12:55: Geekhack, where the layouts are made up, and the switches don't matter.
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: iMav on Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:14:02: I would only caution that this is supposed to be a family-safe community. I will not authorize GH to be associated with any crude materials.

References to masturbation, organisms, defecation, etc would definitely not be appropriate.

Carry on. ;)
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: fknraiden on Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:22:32: Geekhack.org - there goes your paycheck.
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Post by: sethk_ on Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:43:40: Geekhack - Birthplace of Deskthority
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Post by: tjcaustin on Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:44:49: Bid early, bid high?
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Post by: sth on Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:46:10: :(
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Post by: SpAmRaY on Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:49:00: Quote from: fknraiden on Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:22:32
Geekhack.org - there goes your paycheck.
Seems legit.
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: clacktalk on Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:58:32: Quote from: Melvang on Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:12:55
Geekhack, where the layouts are made up, and the switches don't matter.

thousand points to u
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: clacktalk on Sat, 11 July 2015, 14:00:10: geekhack: turns out i have monk-like patience
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Post by: fohat.digs on Sat, 11 July 2015, 14:17:04: Do it for your fingers.
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Post by: Signature on Sat, 11 July 2015, 14:28:59: Cloud of boobs. Your dream, our reality
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Post by: baldgye on Sat, 11 July 2015, 14:39:15: Geekhack: 404 Server not found
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: inanis on Sat, 11 July 2015, 14:43:09: Quote from: fohat.digs on Sat, 11 July 2015, 14:17:04
Do it for your fingers.
I love this one! :thumb:
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: fanpeople on Sat, 11 July 2015, 16:51:30: Geekhack: Not associated with organisms.

Geekhack: Where organisms are not appropriate.

Geekhack: Where life is considered crude material ;)
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: absyrd on Sat, 11 July 2015, 17:09:19: GeekHack: Finger-Bangin' Since 2007
Title: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: paicrai on Sat, 11 July 2015, 17:57:24: imav ur such a dad

Geekhack: Someone Probably Hates You For Your Board
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: demik on Sat, 11 July 2015, 18:01:02: Geekhack: A keyboard community.
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: digi on Sat, 11 July 2015, 18:04:36: Quote from: absyrd on Sat, 11 July 2015, 17:09:19
GeekHack: Finger-Bangin' Since 2007

lol
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: kurplop on Sat, 11 July 2015, 18:58:30: Geekhack: Put your fingers on a real matrix.
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Post by: dante on Sat, 11 July 2015, 19:51:51: geekhack
~~security~~ keyboard enthusiasts
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Post by: Belfong on Sat, 11 July 2015, 20:35:37: Geekhack: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 11 July 2015, 21:32:53: Geekhack, where Potatoes are people too..

(http://www.msgking.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/onion-avatar005.gif)
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: ImpendingxDoom on Sat, 11 July 2015, 21:35:53: GeekHack: The prices are made up and the money doesn't matter
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Post by: Air tree on Sun, 12 July 2015, 02:01:21: Geekhack: Click Clack, put your money in the sack.
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 12 July 2015, 02:12:36: Geekhack: or ... Wallethack

Geekhack: Oneness with Cup Rubber

Geekhack: Where the keyboards roam free

Geekhack: It doesn't matter how big it is, as long as it has custom keycaps

Geekhack: Where PBT is bigger than Ben Hur

Geekhack: A ClickClack a day keeps the saving account interest away
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: TastaturenAuslese on Sun, 12 July 2015, 02:39:09: Geekhack: Show Us Your Wang
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Post by: paicrai on Sun, 12 July 2015, 07:27:07: Geekhack: Capitalism
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: Nai_Calus on Sun, 12 July 2015, 10:35:08: Geekhack: Once you go clack, you never go back.

Geekhack: There's a keyboard for that.

Geekhack: If you have to ask how much it cost, you can't afford it.

Geekhack: I can't hear you over the sound of how clicky my keyboard is.

Geekhack: Lube and O-rings.

Geekhack: We put the buckle in buckling spring.

Geekhack: Enjoy your feeling.

Geekhack: Not that kind of keyboard.
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 12 July 2015, 20:50:54: Geekhack: Only the Elites use Ergodox

Geekhack: TKL is for scrubs

Geekhack: What ? You don't even 135wpm ?

Geekhack: HYPE-train.. choo choo....

Geekhack: Where Tp says the darnest things.. (http://www.msgking.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/onion-avatar034.gif)
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 12 July 2015, 23:31:28: Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 12 July 2015, 20:50:54
Geekhack: Where Tp says the darnest things..

Tp is becoming self-aware :eek:
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: paicrai on Mon, 13 July 2015, 08:28:29: geekhack: the plastic market's main life support, just ahead of china and US beauty companies
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: absyrd on Mon, 13 July 2015, 08:37:52: GeekHack: Our Keyboards Are So Complicated, We Need Keyboards For Them
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Post by: baldgye on Mon, 13 July 2015, 08:43:53: GeekHack:G33kH4C2
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Post by: fanpeople on Mon, 13 July 2015, 08:49:29: Gleekhack: All singing all dancing lords of the peripheral domain.
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Post by: Skuloth on Mon, 13 July 2015, 09:45:41: Quote from: retrochick on Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:46:06
Geekhack: not actual hackers

Quote from: baldgye on Sat, 11 July 2015, 14:39:15
Geekhack: 404 Server not found

One of these please.
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: absyrd on Mon, 13 July 2015, 09:52:14: Yeah. I tried to tell CPT that I'm too sick in the head for this. You guys will surely come up with something useful (if you haven't already).
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: inanis on Mon, 13 July 2015, 10:16:40: Quote from: absyrd on Mon, 13 July 2015, 09:52:14
Yeah. I tried to tell CPT that I'm too sick in the head for this. You guys will surely come up with something useful (if you haven't already).

We all have chosen Keyboarding as a hobby...surely we are all a little sick in the head.

Geekhack: We Ain't Right in the Head
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 13 July 2015, 10:18:17: Quote from: inanis on Mon, 13 July 2015, 10:16:40
Quote from: absyrd on Mon, 13 July 2015, 09:52:14
Yeah. I tried to tell CPT that I'm too sick in the head for this. You guys will surely come up with something useful (if you haven't already).

We all have chosen Keyboarding as a hobby...surely we are all a little sick in the head.

Geekhack: We Ain't Right in the Head

Tp4 thinks Tp4's head is on straighter than most people of others..

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/3c68bb64.gif)
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: inanis on Mon, 13 July 2015, 10:19:51: Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 13 July 2015, 10:18:17
Quote from: inanis on Mon, 13 July 2015, 10:16:40
Quote from: absyrd on Mon, 13 July 2015, 09:52:14
Yeah. I tried to tell CPT that I'm too sick in the head for this. You guys will surely come up with something useful (if you haven't already).

We all have chosen Keyboarding as a hobby...surely we are all a little sick in the head.

Geekhack: We Ain't Right in the Head

Tp4 thinks Tp4's head is on straighter than most people of others..

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/3c68bb64.gif)

Cause, ErgoDox?
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: paicrai on Mon, 13 July 2015, 17:08:09: Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 13 July 2015, 10:18:17
Quote from: inanis on Mon, 13 July 2015, 10:16:40
Quote from: absyrd on Mon, 13 July 2015, 09:52:14
Yeah. I tried to tell CPT that I'm too sick in the head for this. You guys will surely come up with something useful (if you haven't already).

We all have chosen Keyboarding as a hobby...surely we are all a little sick in the head.

Geekhack: We Ain't Right in the Head

Tp4 thinks Tp4's head is on straighter than most people of others..

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/3c68bb64.gif)

i never expected you to have any straight head
hue
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: sth on Tue, 14 July 2015, 02:06:20: geekhack: where's my gh60???
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Post by: paicrai on Tue, 14 July 2015, 11:14:27: geekhack: *****es get stitches, nice *****es get switches
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Post by: azhdar on Wed, 15 July 2015, 01:22:49: Geekhack: the endgame is a lie.
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Post by: paicrai on Sat, 18 July 2015, 06:39:42: geekhack: get wood for plastic
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Post by: rowdy on Sun, 19 July 2015, 00:45:02: Geekhack: Not all plastic is created equal.

Geekhack: Make the Switch.
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Post by: demik on Sun, 19 July 2015, 00:46:54: Geekhack: we over spend to be accepted.
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: fanpeople on Sun, 19 July 2015, 00:53:28: Geekhack: Just do it.

Geekhack: Think different

Geekhack: The power of dreams

Geekhack: Who dares wins

Geekhack: I'm lovin' it

Geekhack: American by birth. Rebel by choice

Geekhack: Stronger than dirt

Now sit back and enjoy turdstorm of incoming legal action and random violence.
Title: Re: Geekhack Slogans!
Post by: fohat.digs on Sun, 19 July 2015, 09:04:12: Quote from: paicrai on Sat, 18 July 2015, 06:39:42
geekhack: get wood for plastic

One of the better ones.