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Title: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Air tree on Thu, 23 July 2015, 18:46:26
hrrm.. how come we don't have a fetish thread... Pai... ?

Title: Re: "Dats My Fetish" thread
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 23 July 2015, 18:50:10
i feel like we need real posts here cuz it sounds like fun lol
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 23 July 2015, 18:53:45
This can only end well.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Air tree on Thu, 23 July 2015, 18:55:32
This can only end well.
(http://i.imgur.com/K4XAJRm.gif)
You said something?

(http://i.imgur.com/2Ag85.gif)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 23 July 2015, 19:01:07
This can only end well.
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/K4XAJRm.gif)

You said something?

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/2Ag85.gif)


Well then.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 23 July 2015, 19:13:22
I'm a shark so, I can fulfill some fetish I'm sure.

On the other hand, too many fetishes of my own to list.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: demik on Thu, 23 July 2015, 19:14:07
I'll get banned.

Which is also a fetish.

Mod Edit: User has been banned for this post
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 23 July 2015, 19:14:33

I'll get banned.

Which is also a fetish.

He's my fetish #1
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 23 July 2015, 19:40:48
Dictionary says  Fetish also means -something believed to have magical powers-

Tp4 did not know this..
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: sethk_ on Thu, 23 July 2015, 19:42:31
jesus christ these **** threads are getting so annoying
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 23 July 2015, 19:42:33


Also.. I will be the first to admit,  I like girls w/ some muscle...  Not the HUGE ones.. just enough to lift boxes..
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 23 July 2015, 19:43:01
Kishsaver
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: demik on Thu, 23 July 2015, 19:54:04


Also.. I will be the first to admit,  I like girls w/ some muscle...  Not the HUGE ones.. just enough to lift boxes..
/r/fitgirls
/r/skinnywithabs
/r/hardbodies

Those subreddits should tickle your fancy.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:00:13


Also.. I will be the first to admit,  I like girls w/ some muscle...  Not the HUGE ones.. just enough to lift boxes..
/r/fitgirls
/r/skinnywithabs
/r/hardbodies

Those subreddits should tickle your fancy.



The big bewb + hard bodies  is very conflicting..

haha..
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Evo_Spec on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:02:49
Since moving to Japan i've found out that i really like Japanese girls.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Air tree on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:04:07
jesus christ these **** threads are getting so annoying
Thank You for The input.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:04:22

jesus christ these **** threads are getting so annoying

Name changes are annoying
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: demik on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:04:37


Also.. I will be the first to admit,  I like girls w/ some muscle...  Not the HUGE ones.. just enough to lift boxes..
/r/fitgirls
/r/skinnywithabs
/r/hardbodies

Those subreddits should tickle your fancy.



The big bewb + hard bodies  is very conflicting..

haha..
implants

Since moving to Japan i've found out that i really like Japanese girls.


how to spot an Internet user: they like Japanese girls.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: demik on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:09:40
I'll get banned.

Which is also a fetish.

Mod Edit: User has been banned for this post

Oh yes pls again
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Evo_Spec on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:16:00
Since moving to Japan i've found out that i really like Japanese girls.


how to spot an Internet user: they like Japanese girls.

It's a nice mix with my Japanese fiber optic Internet =)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:40:02
Since moving to Japan i've found out that i really like Japanese girls.


how to spot an Internet user: they like Japanese girls.

It's a nice mix with my Japanese fiber optic Internet =)


IMHO.. Japan girls doll up hardcore.. lots of makeup + those contacts that make your iris look huge.


You might just be in love with --the fashion--...
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:52:01
dudes who are employed
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Evo_Spec on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:52:25
Since moving to Japan i've found out that i really like Japanese girls.


how to spot an Internet user: they like Japanese girls.

It's a nice mix with my Japanese fiber optic Internet =)


IMHO.. Japan girls doll up hardcore.. lots of makeup + those contacts that make your iris look huge.


You might just be in love with --the fashion--...
I'm not really judging by porn though, I'm judging by the girls that I actually see out here. While hiding my hard on =P
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Air tree on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:53:50
When demik says "nm, u?" that really fluffles my feathers.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Seranite on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:57:12
dudes who are employed
+1



and dadbods
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: demik on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:58:23
Since moving to Japan i've found out that i really like Japanese girls.


how to spot an Internet user: they like Japanese girls.

It's a nice mix with my Japanese fiber optic Internet =)


IMHO.. Japan girls doll up hardcore.. lots of makeup + those contacts that make your iris look huge.


You might just be in love with --the fashion--...
I'm not really judging by porn though, I'm judging by the girls that I actually see out here. While hiding my hard on =P

He's not talking about porn tho o.O
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: sethk_ on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:58:34

jesus christ these **** threads are getting so annoying

Name changes are annoying
they are, I agree
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:58:54
Since moving to Japan i've found out that i really like Japanese girls.


how to spot an Internet user: they like Japanese girls.

It's a nice mix with my Japanese fiber optic Internet =)


IMHO.. Japan girls doll up hardcore.. lots of makeup + those contacts that make your iris look huge.


You might just be in love with --the fashion--...
I'm not really judging by porn though, I'm judging by the girls that I actually see out here. While hiding my hard on =P

that grosses me out for some reason, but that's easily someone else's fetish FINDING HIDDEN BONERS
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Evo_Spec on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:59:56
Since moving to Japan i've found out that i really like Japanese girls.


how to spot an Internet user: they like Japanese girls.

It's a nice mix with my Japanese fiber optic Internet =)


IMHO.. Japan girls doll up hardcore.. lots of makeup + those contacts that make your iris look huge.


You might just be in love with --the fashion--...
I'm not really judging by porn though, I'm judging by the girls that I actually see out here. While hiding my hard on =P

that grosses me out for some reason, but that's easily someone else's fetish FINDING HIDDEN BONERS
*insert appropriate donger face*
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Air tree on Thu, 23 July 2015, 21:01:17
Since moving to Japan i've found out that i really like Japanese girls.


how to spot an Internet user: they like Japanese girls.

It's a nice mix with my Japanese fiber optic Internet =)


IMHO.. Japan girls doll up hardcore.. lots of makeup + those contacts that make your iris look huge.


You might just be in love with --the fashion--...
I'm not really judging by porn though, I'm judging by the girls that I actually see out here. While hiding my hard on =P

that grosses me out for some reason, but that's easily someone else's fetish FINDING HIDDEN BONERS
That sounds like a spin-off of "Finding Bigfoot"...
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: demik on Thu, 23 July 2015, 21:02:17
When demik says "nm, u?" that really fluffles my feathers.

With great power comes great responsibility.

Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 23 July 2015, 21:15:10
wait I think I have another fetish.

dudes who act like children

Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: demik on Thu, 23 July 2015, 21:17:18
Bee just say I'm your fetish already. No need to name my awesome traits one by one.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: sethk_ on Thu, 23 July 2015, 21:17:33
wait I think I have another fetish.

dudes who act like children
everyone on the internet!?  ;D
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 23 July 2015, 21:21:30
wait I think I have another fetish.

dudes who act like children
everyone on the internet!?  ;D

aaaaaayyyy

you got me!

Bee just say I'm your fetish already. No need to name my awesome traits one by one.

My other fetish involves guys who do not drink juice from pouches. That kinda means you don't qualify now.
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Air tree on Thu, 23 July 2015, 21:23:39
Milk tea is my other fetish.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 23 July 2015, 21:27:11
dudes who are employed

Awwwww yissss
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 23 July 2015, 21:27:59

dudes who are employed

Awwwww yissss

Pretty sure you'd be the exception to that rule ;)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: demik on Thu, 23 July 2015, 22:30:10
wait I think I have another fetish.

dudes who act like children
everyone on the internet!?  ;D

aaaaaayyyy

you got me!

Bee just say I'm your fetish already. No need to name my awesome traits one by one.

My other fetish involves guys who do not drink juice from pouches. That kinda means you don't qualify now.
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


Well I'm out forever. Capri Sun for life.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: baldgye on Fri, 24 July 2015, 03:31:05
Tbf demik bee also said she liked guys with jobs. Being in the cartel isn't a job, it's a life style
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 24 July 2015, 03:36:11
Tbf demik bee also said she liked guys with jobs. Being in the cartel isn't a job, it's a life style

Strike two!
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: meiosis on Fri, 24 July 2015, 03:56:50
females
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: azhdar on Fri, 24 July 2015, 03:58:22
females

you sick ****.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: PunksDead on Fri, 24 July 2015, 04:03:40
ASSPLAY
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: katushkin on Fri, 24 July 2015, 04:21:35
Uhhhh...
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 24 July 2015, 04:25:59
I also like girls in martial-arts uniform.. (http://textemoticons.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/th_0kick.gif)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: bazh on Fri, 24 July 2015, 04:27:06
surprised nobody mentioned boobs yet...
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: bazh on Fri, 24 July 2015, 04:27:31
So,


Boobs
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 24 July 2015, 04:29:16
So,


Boobs

Bewb is good.. but it's only lvl 1.....  given the internet,  we're expecting higher lvl fetishes....
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: bazh on Fri, 24 July 2015, 04:30:13
you have to go through the basic first
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 24 July 2015, 04:32:09
you have to go through the basic first

Tp4 concurs..
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: azhdar on Fri, 24 July 2015, 04:32:23
I like it when the person in front of me can hold a discussion and also have opinions.

Scary fetish I'm sorry.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 24 July 2015, 04:35:55
I like it when the person in front of me can hold a discussion and also have opinions.

Scary fetish I'm sorry.




I have yet to meet a female who wants to talk about the stuff I want to talk about...

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/1b38f9e2.gif)


Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: epzy on Fri, 24 July 2015, 04:36:41
wait I think I have another fetish.

dudes who act like children
everyone on the internet!?  ;D

aaaaaayyyy

you got me!

Bee just say I'm your fetish already. No need to name my awesome traits one by one.

My other fetish involves guys who do not drink juice from pouches. That kinda means you don't qualify now.
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


Capri Sun for life.

word
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: azhdar on Fri, 24 July 2015, 04:37:08
I like it when the person in front of me can hold a discussion and also have opinions.

Scary fetish I'm sorry.




I have yet to meet a female who wants to talk about the stuff I want to talk about...

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/1b38f9e2.gif)





I mean finding a girl that is into agar.io is kind of hard.

I could introduce you to one, but she doesn't speak english.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: bazh on Fri, 24 July 2015, 04:39:32
I like it when the person in front of me can hold a discussion and also have opinions.

Scary fetish I'm sorry.




I have yet to meet a female who wants to talk about the stuff I want to talk about...

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/1b38f9e2.gif)





I too have not ever met any female who wants to talk about tpthread
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 24 July 2015, 04:41:40
I like it when the person in front of me can hold a discussion and also have opinions.

Scary fetish I'm sorry.




I have yet to meet a female who wants to talk about the stuff I want to talk about...

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/1b38f9e2.gif)





I mean finding a girl that is into agar.io is kind of hard.

I could introduce you to one, but she doesn't speak english.

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/d33561e9.gif)


Tp4, goes and digs through software drawer for Rosetta Stone French lvl 1.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 24 July 2015, 06:27:47
daddy as ****
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/f8f3f6b2ff41f6a10f650f503276f694/tumblr_noggk83QHv1t3yc74o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: iamtootallforthis on Fri, 24 July 2015, 06:45:18


Also.. I will be the first to admit,  I like girls w/ some muscle...  Not the HUGE ones.. just enough to lift boxes..

I am with you tp4.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Blackehart on Fri, 24 July 2015, 11:58:53
butts and butts on glass.

I can't help myself!

Achilles Butt?
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: demik on Fri, 24 July 2015, 12:24:27
Tbf demik bee also said she liked guys with jobs. Being in the cartel isn't a job, it's a life style
I'm too trill for her anyway.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: inanis on Fri, 24 July 2015, 12:30:12
I like it when the person in front of me can hold a discussion and also have opinions.

Scary fetish I'm sorry.




I have yet to meet a female who wants to talk about the stuff I want to talk about...

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/1b38f9e2.gif)


What the hell do you want to talk about?!? Either it is exceedingly fringe and basically NO ONE would want to talk about it, or you just aren't trying hard enough. Females like the chit-chat TP, put yourself out there more.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 24 July 2015, 12:35:09

butts and butts on glass.

I can't help myself!

Achilles Butt?
boys with butts?
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Blackehart on Fri, 24 July 2015, 12:57:08

butts and butts on glass.

I can't help myself!

Achilles Butt?
boys with butts?

ehhhh....

Female butts :p
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 24 July 2015, 13:02:39


butts and butts on glass.

I can't help myself!

Achilles Butt?
boys with butts?

ehhhh....

Female butts :p
so im still alone in this?
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: inanis on Fri, 24 July 2015, 13:03:41


butts and butts on glass.

I can't help myself!

Achilles Butt?
boys with butts?

ehhhh....

Female butts :p
so im still alone in this?

I'm cool with both if that helps.  ;)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 24 July 2015, 13:04:16
Meow. I like where this thread went.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 24 July 2015, 13:29:09



butts and butts on glass.

I can't help myself!

Achilles Butt?
boys with butts?

ehhhh....

Female butts :p
so im still alone in this?

I'm cool with both if that helps.  ;)
noooiiiiiccceeeee
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 24 July 2015, 15:45:48
butts and butts on glass.

I can't help myself!

Achilles Butt?

Also... don't forget soapy water.. also windshield ?

haha.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 24 July 2015, 16:21:22
butts and butts on glass.

I can't help myself!

Achilles Butt?

Also... don't forget soapy water.. also windshield ?

haha.

butts are good with anything
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Air tree on Fri, 24 July 2015, 16:30:39
butts and butts on glass.

I can't help myself!

Achilles Butt?

Also... don't forget soapy water.. also windshield ?

haha.

butts are good with anything
Cream Cheese?
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 24 July 2015, 16:40:19
butts and butts on glass.

I can't help myself!

Achilles Butt?

Also... don't forget soapy water.. also windshield ?

haha.

butts are good with anything
Cream Cheese?


So I thought soapland was gonna be stupid... like, wtf's the point, I could just take a bath at home right?

Boy was I wrong..... (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_087_.gif)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: demik on Fri, 24 July 2015, 16:43:18
Too bad we can't post anonymously. Butt fetish? Wtf. Fit women? Omg so taboo.

SOMEBODY here must like getting a chest full of last night's Chinese take out. From either hole.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: PunksDead on Fri, 24 July 2015, 16:57:16
Too bad we can't post anonymously. Butt fetish? Wtf. Fit women? Omg so taboo.

SOMEBODY here must like getting a chest full of last night's Chinese take out. From either hole.

im into Hoffman beard play, not your typical vanilla beard play. But when it comes to Hoffmans beard, it comes to Hoffmans beard
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 24 July 2015, 17:01:11

Too bad we can't post anonymously. Butt fetish? Wtf. Fit women? Omg so taboo.

SOMEBODY here must like getting a chest full of last night's Chinese take out. From either hole.
i aint brave enough to go full on kink talk here
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: sethk_ on Fri, 24 July 2015, 17:05:40
Too bad we can't post anonymously. Butt fetish? Wtf. Fit women? Omg so taboo.

SOMEBODY here must like getting a chest full of last night's Chinese take out. From either hole.

I have a thing for worms, like a sexual attraction. In fact, I like them so much, sometimes I will sneak out at night and cover myself in Vaseline pretending to be one. I also cover myself with dirt and just try and slither around my yard and the neighbors yard. I dream about inter human-worm sex, and pray that the future is near for the people like me. I once dug a hole and filled it with mud and myself and I just sat there for a few hours. I identify myself as a worm/human mix, and I only feel at home when I am in the ground with my worm friends. Although, maybe it just might be a fetish for being in the ground, as I have also pretended to be a carrot, a potato, and other things that seem to be found in the ground. The standard procedure for my carrot fetish is to dig a hole deep enough that only my hair sticks out. I wish that one day someone will try to pull me out, just like a carrot. The potato is just deep enough that my hair sticks out as well, but instead of standing up straight, I curl up into the fetal position, so I become a lump, just like a potato. This might sound very weird to most of you, but don't knock something until you try it, you don't know what will get you off.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 24 July 2015, 17:07:22
Too bad we can't post anonymously. Butt fetish? Wtf. Fit women? Omg so taboo.

SOMEBODY here must like getting a chest full of last night's Chinese take out. From either hole.

I have a thing for worms, like a sexual attraction. In fact, I like them so much, sometimes I will sneak out at night and cover myself in Vaseline pretending to be one. I also cover myself with dirt and just try and slither around my yard and the neighbors yard. I dream about inter human-worm sex, and pray that the future is near for the people like me. I once dug a hole and filled it with mud and myself and I just sat there for a few hours. I identify myself as a worm/human mix, and I only feel at home when I am in the ground with my worm friends. Although, maybe it just might be a fetish for being in the ground, as I have also pretended to be a carrot, a potato, and other things that seem to be found in the ground. The standard procedure for my carrot fetish is to dig a hole deep enough that only my hair sticks out. I wish that one day someone will try to pull me out, just like a carrot. The potato is just deep enough that my hair sticks out as well, but instead of standing up straight, I curl up into the fetal position, so I become a lump, just like a potato. This might sound very weird to most of you, but don't knock something until you try it, you don't know what will get you off.

This is both creative, and disturbing.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 24 July 2015, 17:08:03
Now I wish that I had some weird fetish so I could contribute to this thread.  But I'm not that adventurous.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: trizkut on Fri, 24 July 2015, 17:08:37
Too bad we can't post anonymously. Butt fetish? Wtf. Fit women? Omg so taboo.

SOMEBODY here must like getting a chest full of last night's Chinese take out. From either hole.

I have a thing for worms, like a sexual attraction. In fact, I like them so much, sometimes I will sneak out at night and cover myself in Vaseline pretending to be one. I also cover myself with dirt and just try and slither around my yard and the neighbors yard. I dream about inter human-worm sex, and pray that the future is near for the people like me. I once dug a hole and filled it with mud and myself and I just sat there for a few hours. I identify myself as a worm/human mix, and I only feel at home when I am in the ground with my worm friends. Although, maybe it just might be a fetish for being in the ground, as I have also pretended to be a carrot, a potato, and other things that seem to be found in the ground. The standard procedure for my carrot fetish is to dig a hole deep enough that only my hair sticks out. I wish that one day someone will try to pull me out, just like a carrot. The potato is just deep enough that my hair sticks out as well, but instead of standing up straight, I curl up into the fetal position, so I become a lump, just like a potato. This might sound very weird to most of you, but don't knock something until you try it, you don't know what will get you off.

(https://i.imgur.com/PHcMDXZ.gif)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: sethk_ on Fri, 24 July 2015, 17:27:49
Too bad we can't post anonymously. Butt fetish? Wtf. Fit women? Omg so taboo.

SOMEBODY here must like getting a chest full of last night's Chinese take out. From either hole.

I have a thing for worms, like a sexual attraction. In fact, I like them so much, sometimes I will sneak out at night and cover myself in Vaseline pretending to be one. I also cover myself with dirt and just try and slither around my yard and the neighbors yard. I dream about inter human-worm sex, and pray that the future is near for the people like me. I once dug a hole and filled it with mud and myself and I just sat there for a few hours. I identify myself as a worm/human mix, and I only feel at home when I am in the ground with my worm friends. Although, maybe it just might be a fetish for being in the ground, as I have also pretended to be a carrot, a potato, and other things that seem to be found in the ground. The standard procedure for my carrot fetish is to dig a hole deep enough that only my hair sticks out. I wish that one day someone will try to pull me out, just like a carrot. The potato is just deep enough that my hair sticks out as well, but instead of standing up straight, I curl up into the fetal position, so I become a lump, just like a potato. This might sound very weird to most of you, but don't knock something until you try it, you don't know what will get you off.

This is both creative, and disturbing.
This isn't even the beginning of my fetishes. I am sure any seasoned person who has a fetish knows about erotic text sites, like literotica. Well, let me tell you something. I have fetishes that are written about on literotica, but one of my fetishes is being one of the stories on Literotica. If someone could just somehow put into text the way I feel about being an erotic text story, well than that would make my day year. I don't even know why I want to be an erotic text story, but it just feels right. I can almost feel like whenever I read one, that I am reading myself. Something about me being read around the world, people getting their rocks off to me, the erotic text. Not even writing about it seems to help me, but it seems that I am destined to be a worm/carrot/potato/erotic text.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: azhdar on Fri, 24 July 2015, 17:30:06
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: sethk_ on Fri, 24 July 2015, 17:31:07
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
We accept you!
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 24 July 2015, 17:47:53
hey guys any yall into spanking
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: nathanrosspowell on Fri, 24 July 2015, 18:03:19
UFC ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
(http://i.min.us/icikxI.gif)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: paicrai on Sat, 25 July 2015, 14:36:42
hey dont let this die
havent even seen kirkles full lingerie collection yet
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 27 July 2015, 15:17:17
Too bad we can't post anonymously. Butt fetish? Wtf. Fit women? Omg so taboo.

SOMEBODY here must like getting a chest full of last night's Chinese take out. From either hole.

im into Hoffman beard play, not your typical vanilla beard play. But when it comes to Hoffmans beard, it comes to Hoffmans beard

Hey bby hit me up on skype, there's plenty more beard to play with.  ;)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Protato_Tubby on Mon, 10 August 2015, 17:46:44
I like it when girls smile, I'm sure I'm not alone here. Also, butts.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: demik on Mon, 10 August 2015, 18:00:10
that picture looks photoshopped. The hell is up with her leg. But yes, butts. Totally agree.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Lurch on Mon, 10 August 2015, 18:08:32
armpits can be fun
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Binge on Mon, 10 August 2015, 18:09:30
(https://shop.americanquilter.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1200x1200/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/4/0/4052.jpg)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Michael on Mon, 10 August 2015, 18:23:49
(http://i.imgur.com/q9LYRk9.gif)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tjcaustin on Mon, 10 August 2015, 18:24:56
that picture looks photoshopped. The hell is up with her leg. But yes, butts. Totally agree.

Tight cutoffs plus pose.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: demik on Mon, 10 August 2015, 18:56:21
nah right under the cut offs it dips in again
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Usarise on Mon, 10 August 2015, 19:22:01
girls who like rubber domes.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Air tree on Mon, 10 August 2015, 19:24:23
If you have an HHKB, you're my fetish.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: hwood34 on Mon, 10 August 2015, 19:52:19
nah right under the cut offs it dips in again
yea and there's like a weird wave thing going on on the top of her right leg
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Protato_Tubby on Tue, 11 August 2015, 05:59:04
nah right under the cut offs it dips in again
yea and there's like a weird wave thing going on on the top of her right leg
Gorramit! I used to enjoy that picture but butt you guys have ruined it for me! :(
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 11 August 2015, 10:30:05
do buff bearded dads count
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: abswyfe on Tue, 11 August 2015, 10:49:50
This thread is boring
I expected more out of you freaks

One of my fetishes is that v muscle that leads down into the crotch on fit guys
I also like sticking my finger in absyrd's belly button for some strange ****ing reason
He doesn't even like it in that hole, so I won't try others
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: PunksDead on Tue, 11 August 2015, 11:16:58
I like boobs when the boob is completely covered by a giant nipple. Let's get wierd
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 11 August 2015, 11:19:39

This thread is boring
I expected more out of you freaks

One of my fetishes is that v muscle that leads down into the crotch on fit guys
I also like sticking my finger in absyrd's belly button for some strange ****ing reason
He doesn't even like it in that hole, so I won't try others

Talk about boring. That V muscle is like the most common thing that girls like.

But belly button? Now we're talking.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 11 August 2015, 11:20:21
I like boobs when the boob is completely covered by a giant nipple. Let's get wierd

>_> Do you mean large areolas, not large nips? Lol...
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: PunksDead on Tue, 11 August 2015, 11:28:37
I like boobs when the boob is completely covered by a giant nipple. Let's get wierd

>_> Do you mean large areolas, not large nips? Lol...

Yeah, I could live without the actual nipple
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: demik on Tue, 11 August 2015, 11:32:51
So edgy
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 11 August 2015, 11:33:38
I like boobs when the boob is completely covered by a giant nipple. Let's get wierd

>_> Do you mean large areolas, not large nips? Lol...

Yeah, I could live without the actual nipple

wat
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: demik on Tue, 11 August 2015, 11:34:51
nah right under the cut offs it dips in again
yea and there's like a weird wave thing going on on the top of her right leg
Gorramit! I used to enjoy that picture but butt you guys have ruined it for me! :(
ruined your fap material sry
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: abswyfe on Tue, 11 August 2015, 11:34:59
I like boobs when the boob is completely covered by a giant nipple. Let's get wierd

>_> Do you mean large areolas, not large nips? Lol...

Yeah, I could live without the actual nipple

Find yourself a fine woman with double mastectomy and nips tattooed on
Right up your alley
Now that is a good fetish
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 11 August 2015, 11:36:29
I like boobs when the boob is completely covered by a giant nipple. Let's get wierd

>_> Do you mean large areolas, not large nips? Lol...

Yeah, I could live without the actual nipple

I am truly fascinated by this. It's not often you see a big areola fan lol
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 11 August 2015, 11:41:10

I like boobs when the boob is completely covered by a giant nipple. Let's get wierd

>_> Do you mean large areolas, not large nips? Lol...

Yeah, I could live without the actual nipple

I am truly fascinated by this. It's not often you see a big areola fan lol

beehatch knows because...

Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: E3E on Tue, 11 August 2015, 11:41:57
I have a fetish for ducks, cherries, and alligators.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: abswyfe on Tue, 11 August 2015, 11:43:26
I have a fetish for ducks, cherries, and alligators.

Beastiality
Thanks for stepping up the thread
Title: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 11 August 2015, 11:50:10
edit: just remembered foreign age restrictions, so edit 2 b safe, soz from europe and a hardy go **** your hat
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: E3E on Tue, 11 August 2015, 11:53:58
I have a fetish for ducks, cherries, and alligators.

Beastiality
Thanks for stepping up the thread

I do what I can. Next month, I plan on visiting the gateway arch, slathering myself in sour cream and professing my love. I have a thing for high arches.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 11 August 2015, 12:35:00

I like boobs when the boob is completely covered by a giant nipple. Let's get wierd

>_> Do you mean large areolas, not large nips? Lol...

Yeah, I could live without the actual nipple

I am truly fascinated by this. It's not often you see a big areola fan lol

beehatch knows because...



I honestly thought they were all about the same size.. Until National Geographic..
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 11 August 2015, 12:39:36

I like boobs when the boob is completely covered by a giant nipple. Let's get wierd

>_> Do you mean large areolas, not large nips? Lol...

Yeah, I could live without the actual nipple

I am truly fascinated by this. It's not often you see a big areola fan lol

beehatch knows because...



Confirmed, no nipples.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: iri on Tue, 11 August 2015, 15:58:50
I have those innocent and absolutely legal pictures but won't post them here, sorry.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 11 August 2015, 20:50:44
I have those innocent and absolutely legal pictures but won't post them here, sorry.

I've heard about russians and this stuff..
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: paicrai on Wed, 12 August 2015, 09:48:34

I have those innocent and absolutely legal pictures but won't post them here, sorry.

I've heard about russians and this stuff..
i think russians arent the only ones into pedophilia
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: jaffers on Wed, 18 May 2016, 03:24:45
is this a dating site?


Is there disclosure if I share?
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 18 May 2016, 03:37:14
is this a dating site?


Is there disclosure if I share?

Tp4 has not gotten any geekhack dates yet.. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/depressed1-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862499)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: jaffers on Wed, 18 May 2016, 03:39:02
is this a dating site?


Is there disclosure if I share?

Tp4 has not gotten any geekhack dates yet..
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/depressed1-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862499)


dtf?
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: Photekq on Wed, 18 May 2016, 03:44:58
(http://puu.sh/oWamo/c9f4d4e7fc.jpg)

When her hands look like they belong to a xenomorph - the only patrician fetish.

#diamonds
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 18 May 2016, 03:46:32
is this a dating site?


Is there disclosure if I share?

Tp4 has not gotten any geekhack dates yet..
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/depressed1-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862499)


dtf?

sry jaffer..  tp4 only into females.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: jaffers on Wed, 18 May 2016, 04:05:57
is this a dating site?


Is there disclosure if I share?

Tp4 has not gotten any geekhack dates yet..
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/depressed1-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862499)


dtf?

sry jaffer..  tp4 only into females.

I'm so ****ing cut rn, probs gonna go do something drastic

Show Image
(http://puu.sh/oWamo/c9f4d4e7fc.jpg)


When her hands look like they belong to a xenomorph - the only patrician fetish.

#diamonds

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2694/4518574890_78669ba21e.jpg)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 18 May 2016, 09:15:28
I just did some hand beauty research.

Apparently if your hands are --Fat-- or even too muscular (in various places),  to people in the industry, they look objectively Worse than thinner hands.


My left hand I think looks alright..

My right hand looks terrible because my right -flexor digiti minimi brevis- and -opponens digiti minimi-   are slightly too thick..
 (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/dying-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862500)


(http://www.corpshumain.ca/en/images/muscles_main_deep_F_en.jpg)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 18 May 2016, 09:18:28
Goodbye dreams of hand-modeling career (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/uhuhuh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862523)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: xtrafrood on Wed, 18 May 2016, 09:31:59
Oatmeal really jazzes me up. I like to stare at the oatmeal, the more I think I can move it with my mind the more jazzed I get. It's exhausting and yet rather satisfying. How do I remove oatmeal from a bowl after it becomes a solid? I need my bowls >:D
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: FLFisherman on Wed, 18 May 2016, 09:37:14
Oatmeal really jazzes me up. I like to stare at the oatmeal, the more I think I can move it with my mind the more jazzed I get. It's exhausting and yet rather satisfying. How do I remove oatmeal from a bowl after it becomes a solid? I need my bowls >:D

(http://www.citywidesuperslow.com/sites/default/files/news-images/oatmeal.jpg)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: xtrafrood on Wed, 18 May 2016, 09:40:23
Oatmeal really jazzes me up. I like to stare at the oatmeal, the more I think I can move it with my mind the more jazzed I get. It's exhausting and yet rather satisfying. How do I remove oatmeal from a bowl after it becomes a solid? I need my bowls >:D

Show Image
(http://www.citywidesuperslow.com/sites/default/files/news-images/oatmeal.jpg)


WOW!
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 18 May 2016, 09:41:16
Oatmeal really jazzes me up. I like to stare at the oatmeal, the more I think I can move it with my mind the more jazzed I get. It's exhausting and yet rather satisfying. How do I remove oatmeal from a bowl after it becomes a solid? I need my bowls >:D

Show Image
(http://www.citywidesuperslow.com/sites/default/files/news-images/oatmeal.jpg)


WOW!

Thread ruined...
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: drewba on Wed, 18 May 2016, 10:02:01
More
Oatmeal really jazzes me up. I like to stare at the oatmeal, the more I think I can move it with my mind the more jazzed I get. It's exhausting and yet rather satisfying. How do I remove oatmeal from a bowl after it becomes a solid? I need my bowls >:D

Show Image
(http://www.citywidesuperslow.com/sites/default/files/news-images/oatmeal.jpg)


WOW!

(http://i.imgur.com/P1fBtlF.gif)
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: demik on Wed, 18 May 2016, 11:30:45
Rules.

Huge fetish for them.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: chuckdee on Wed, 18 May 2016, 11:37:09
Uhhhh...

Like watching a train wreck-by-the-post in slow motion...  :eek:
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: 27 on Wed, 18 May 2016, 12:57:17
Necks. Nothing gets me going more than a nice neck. Don't ask for examples because I don't have any.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 18 May 2016, 13:15:17
Necks. Nothing gets me going more than a nice neck. Don't ask for examples because I don't have any.

please explain a nice neck..
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: dgneo on Wed, 18 May 2016, 13:16:18
Brazilian Fart Porn
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: 27 on Wed, 18 May 2016, 13:18:50
Necks. Nothing gets me going more than a nice neck. Don't ask for examples because I don't have any.

please explain a nice neck..
Uh, well a nice neck is the perfect size to lightly grab, smooth skin, slim. Idk they're just nice. Not into choking, I just know a nice neck.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: 27 on Wed, 18 May 2016, 13:19:29
Brazilian Fart Porn

Neat
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: demik on Wed, 18 May 2016, 13:25:48
Necks. Nothing gets me going more than a nice neck. Don't ask for examples because I don't have any.

please explain a nice neck..
The opposite of Kimora lee Simmons.

Good lord that woman has an ugly neck.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: 27 on Wed, 18 May 2016, 13:29:57
Necks. Nothing gets me going more than a nice neck. Don't ask for examples because I don't have any.

please explain a nice neck..
The opposite of Kimora lee Simmons.

Good lord that woman has an ugly neck.

Good example of a bad neck.
Title: Re: Dats My Fetish thread
Post by: drewba on Wed, 18 May 2016, 14:10:07
Brazilian Fart Porn

Check out Farthammer. What a revolutionary