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Title: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: digi on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:28:29: http://slickdeals.net/f/8018917-cottonelle-clean-care-toilet-paper-double-roll-32-total-count-13-96-or-13-16 (http://slickdeals.net/f/8018917-cottonelle-clean-care-toilet-paper-double-roll-32-total-count-13-96-or-13-16)

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Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: trizkut on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:29:44: how many tissues is that?

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Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: tjcaustin on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:31:02: Quote from: trizkut on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:29:44
how many tissues is that?

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The formula has been discovered already.

1 tp = 4 tissue

Therefore, 32ct double roll (or 64 ct roll) equals 256 tissues.
Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: digi on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:31:51: Enough for June Mama for 1 weekend of beans and weenies!

Quote from: tjcaustin on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:31:02

The formula has been discovered already.

1 tp = 4 tissue

Therefore, 32ct double roll (or 64 ct roll) equals 256 tissues.

damn son, your math game = too strong
Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:24:55: Quote from: tjcaustin on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:31:02
Quote from: trizkut on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:29:44
how many tissues is that?

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The formula has been discovered already.

1 tp = 4 tissue

Therefore, 32ct double roll (or 64 ct roll) equals 256 tissues.

So THAT'S what his name means!
Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: ander on Tue, 04 August 2015, 04:35:43: Quote from: trizkut on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:29:44
how many tissues is that?

Tissue? I don't even know you.
Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: Findecanor on Tue, 04 August 2015, 16:36:42: So? Anything special about it? I usually buy 64-roll packs (8 8-packs) of tp for around $13.
Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: digi on Tue, 04 August 2015, 16:40:31: Quote from: Findecanor on Tue, 04 August 2015, 16:36:42
So? Anything special about it? I usually buy 64-roll packs (8 8-packs) of tp for around $13.

Not sure what you boys use over there in Swiss-Land, but here in America, we only use the top of the line TP from our local southern cotton fields. :p
Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: fohat.digs on Tue, 04 August 2015, 17:11:04: Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:24:55
So THAT'S what his name means!

Are you just now figuring that out?

I buy the "mega" rolls because I don't like having to change them so often.

And don't say that it's because I'm full of ****, I use TP for tissue, too, if I am up and about.

A tissue costs around a cent, while TP is barely over 1/3 cent per square, for top-shelf quality.
Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: chyros on Tue, 04 August 2015, 18:30:21: A few weeks ago I was in the supermarket and someone in front of me had a bunch of TP rolls in their basket. I then consciously realised that he intended to wipe his ****-stained arse with it at some point.

I think I might've overthunk the situation a wee bit there xD .
Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: Touch_It on Wed, 05 August 2015, 16:18:16: Quote from: chyros on Tue, 04 August 2015, 18:30:21
A few weeks ago I was in the supermarket and someone in front of me had a bunch of TP rolls in their basket. I then consciously realised that he intended to wipe his ****-stained arse with it at some point.

I think I might've overthunk the situation a wee bit there xD .

You can't think about stuff like that. You will wind up in the loony bin :D
Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: chyros on Wed, 05 August 2015, 16:31:05: Quote from: Touch_It on Wed, 05 August 2015, 16:18:16
Quote from: chyros on Tue, 04 August 2015, 18:30:21
A few weeks ago I was in the supermarket and someone in front of me had a bunch of TP rolls in their basket. I then consciously realised that he intended to wipe his ****-stained arse with it at some point.

I think I might've overthunk the situation a wee bit there xD .

You can't think about stuff like that. You will wind up in the loony bin :D
I'm doing a PhD in chemistry, so I'm a professional evil lunatic. If I weren't completely insane, I would never even have been hired ^^ .
Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: Bromono on Wed, 05 August 2015, 16:34:16: In b4 tp
Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 05 August 2015, 17:06:44: Quote from: Bromono on Wed, 05 August 2015, 16:34:16
In b4 tp

I prefer in after tp
Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Wed, 05 August 2015, 17:25:20: omg

this is literally a tp thread... and tp4 still hasn't posted in it...
Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: C5Allroad on Wed, 05 August 2015, 18:02:55: Maybe he's buying some?
Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: digi on Wed, 05 August 2015, 18:27:01: Damn TP, out of all the threads you decide not to post in...I'm ashamed & sad. :'( Maybe you're too busy with your new CAT6A cable, haha.
Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 05 August 2015, 18:38:13: Probably out hunting watermelons again.
Title: Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 05 August 2015, 18:54:06: Is TP4 the real Gene Harrogate?

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