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Title: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: Michael on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:37:58: (http://i.imgur.com/aPJpFNF.png)
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: bueller on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:39:53: What I do is go to Google Translate and convert my search phrase into simplified chinese. Seems to work much better that way.
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: VesperSAINT on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:39:56: Sifo's engrish is 2 stronk 4 u, son.
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38: see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: meiosis on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:41:42: Stop trying to buy romer-g switches
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: VesperSAINT on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:42:15: (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bWcxxG1ox8g/U77-RFXEAbI/AAAAAAAAAyk/uVB7PfUTerA/s1600/burrito+condom.jpg)
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:43:40: Quote from: VesperSAINT on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:42:15
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that's how i start my dates with bee
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: VesperSAINT on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:45:02: Quote from: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:43:40
Quote from: VesperSAINT on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:42:15
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that's how i start my dates with bee

except with taco bell

taco bell is ma fetish... dammit, now i want taco bell.
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:48:58: Quote from: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:43:40
Quote from: VesperSAINT on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:42:15
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that's how i start my dates with bee

too good to break out the candles for our dates I see?

JUST BURRITOS AND CONDOMS

AM I NOT GOOD ENUF ANYMORE
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:53:32: Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38
see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What the ****
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: clacktalk on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:55:10: Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38
see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

samesies
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:56:35: Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:48:58
Quote from: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:43:40
Quote from: VesperSAINT on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:42:15
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bWcxxG1ox8g/U77-RFXEAbI/AAAAAAAAAyk/uVB7PfUTerA/s1600/burrito+condom.jpg)

that's how i start my dates with bee

too good to break out the candles for our dates I see?

JUST BURRITOS AND CONDOMS

AM I NOT GOOD ENUF ANYMORE

gotta lure you in with the sauce. **** flower petals. taco bell hot sauce all over the floor is way classier
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: Air tree on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:57:15: Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:53:32
Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38
see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What the ****
I wonder how long the demik banging will last...One can only 'handle' ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) demik for so long...
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: tjcaustin on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:57:54: Quote from: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:56:35
Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:48:58
Quote from: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:43:40
Quote from: VesperSAINT on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:42:15
Show Image
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bWcxxG1ox8g/U77-RFXEAbI/AAAAAAAAAyk/uVB7PfUTerA/s1600/burrito+condom.jpg)

that's how i start my dates with bee

too good to break out the candles for our dates I see?

JUST BURRITOS AND CONDOMS

AM I NOT GOOD ENUF ANYMORE

gotta lure you in with the sauce. **** flower petals. taco bell hot sauce all over the floor is way classier

"hot sauce"
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:58:03: Quote from: Air tree on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:57:15
Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:53:32
Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38
see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What the ****
I wonder how long the demik banging will last...One can only 'handle' ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) demik for so long...
Alright so can all you guys just **** already.

But like somewhere else
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:58:39: Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:58:03
Quote from: Air tree on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:57:15
Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:53:32
Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38
see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What the ****
I wonder how long the demik banging will last...One can only 'handle' ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) demik for so long...
Alright so can all you guys just **** already.

But like somewhere else

oh hi hcrai
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:59:51: Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:58:03
Quote from: Air tree on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:57:15
Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:53:32
Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38
see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What the ****
I wonder how long the demik banging will last...One can only 'handle' ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) demik for so long...
Alright so can all you guys just **** already.

But like somewhere else

nope, we're gonna do it right here. right now.
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:00:17: implying we ever stopped
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:00:56: Just when I thought it couldn't get worse
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:00:56: Quote from: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:00:17
implying we ever stopped

we **** beyond time and space
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: Michael on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:02:00: Zzzzzz
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: Air tree on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:02:12: Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:59:51
Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:58:03
Quote from: Air tree on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:57:15
Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:53:32
Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38
see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What the ****
I wonder how long the demik banging will last...One can only 'handle' ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) demik for so long...
Alright so can all you guys just **** already.

But like somewhere else

nope, we're gonna do it right here. right now.
get Hauff to record this, while crying silently planning his revenge on demik for stealing his girl, yo.
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:04:19: **** bee if this is how you like to get your attention fix you do you I guess
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:05:43: Quote from: Air tree on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:02:12
Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:59:51
Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:58:03
Quote from: Air tree on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:57:15
Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:53:32
Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38
see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What the ****
I wonder how long the demik banging will last...One can only 'handle' ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) demik for so long...
Alright so can all you guys just **** already.

But like somewhere else

nope, we're gonna do it right here. right now.
get Hauff to record this, while crying silently planning his revenge on demik for stealing his girl, yo.

Hauff won't cry, he'll just cut his beard off then sprinkle it on our dead corpses.
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:06:05: nature's viagra
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:08:44: Quote from: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:06:05
nature's viagra

is that what we're calling taco bell now?
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: Michael on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:10:18: (http://i.imgur.com/WTDnnwE.gif)
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: VesperSAINT on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:11:12: (http://img.pandawhale.com/88611-beating-dead-horse-gif-South-P-ZqEc.gif)
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: tjcaustin on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:11:32: Quote from: Bro Caps on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:10:18
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Where did you get these pictures of demik and beemik?
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: Air tree on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:12:10: Quote from: Bro Caps on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:10:18
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Sometime that ***** of a horse deserves it...
(http://www.allhailtheblackmarket.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/beating-a-dead-horse-.jpg)
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: VesperSAINT on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:13:52: Quote from: Air tree on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:12:10
Sometime that ***** of a horse deserves it...
Show Image
(http://www.allhailtheblackmarket.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/beating-a-dead-horse-.jpg)

(http://hugelolcdn.com/comments/1733866.gif)
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: VesperSAINT on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:27:44: (http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails-13.jpg)
Title: Re: When I can't find something on Taobao....
Post by: Air tree on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:29:20: Quote from: VesperSAINT on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:27:44
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So is demik under cock zero or cock light?