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Title: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: digi on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:15:43
I donated money to Demik so he could "Coyote" my ancestors from Tijuana to Texas, and now I want my money back.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:21:24
Jokes on you.  They were already dead and demik cut coke with their ashes and sold it to SMU and Baylor party girls.  Some of it also went into crack that went to Texas Tech and A&M girls.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: inanis on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:21:56
More details are needed...Did they arrive dead? Did he send different people hoping you were super racist and couldn't tell the difference? Perhaps someone lost a limb? Or, did you get exactly what you want and now you need your money back just cause?
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: jdcarpe on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:23:08
I donated money to Demik so he could "Coyote" my ancestors from Tijuana to Texas, and now I want my money back.

Reported to ICE.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: digi on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:24:54
More details are needed...Did they arrive dead? Did he send different people hoping you were super racist and couldn't tell the difference? Perhaps someone lost a limb? Or, did you get exactly what you want and now you need your money back just cause?

Long story short, Demik brought me Filipino's (Asian Mexican's) instead of real Mexican's.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: absyrd on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:25:51
Why the **** did you assume he could fit more than 1 other person in his tiny ass car? He has shown us enough pics.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: digi on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:28:12
Why the **** did you assume he could fit more than 1 other person in his tiny ass car? He has shown us enough pics.

Part of my donation money was to purchase a horse trailer for his Ford Pinto, duh.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:29:19
Your fault for not specifying which Juan Santos and Mario Cruz you wanted.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: absyrd on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:30:10
Why the **** did you assume he could fit more than 1 other person in his tiny ass car? He has shown us enough pics.

Part of my donation money was to purchase a horse trailer for his Ford Pinto, duh.

Just demand his beloved donated HHKB and clacks as repayment. They just on loan anyhow.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: demik on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:37:09
THIS **** AINT FREEEEEE
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: CPTBadAss on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:42:52
The real question is does demik actually have a time machine to find your ancestors digi?
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: absyrd on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:43:36
The real question is does demik actually have a time machine to find your ancestors digi?

As the resident topre-hater, you wouldn't even know that demik's HHKB has time machine.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: CPTBadAss on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:44:55
As the resident topre-hater, you wouldn't even know that demik's HHKB has time machine.

That's what he put in place of his HHKB hub?
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: absyrd on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:47:00
He mainly uses the function to go WAAAAAAY back in time to the last time the 9ers were actually good enough to win a Super Bowl.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: demik on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:51:00
He mainly uses the function to go WAAAAAAY back in time to the last time the 9ers were actually good enough to win a Super Bowl.

Rude af
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: absyrd on Wed, 19 August 2015, 13:17:30
He mainly uses the function to go WAAAAAAY back in time to the last time the 9ers were actually good enough to win a Super Bowl.

Rude af

Wyfe ratted to me that you said you were going to burn her alive in her Eli jersey.

I will be mean to you now.

But KNOW that I first put her over my knee and spanked her for tattling.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: CPTBadAss on Wed, 19 August 2015, 13:19:14
I like where this thread is going
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: demik on Wed, 19 August 2015, 13:25:00
He mainly uses the function to go WAAAAAAY back in time to the last time the 9ers were actually good enough to win a Super Bowl.

Rude af

Wyfe ratted to me that you said you were going to burn her alive in her Eli jersey.

I will be mean to you now.

But KNOW that I first put her over my knee and spanked her for tattling.
Wowowowow she's a liar.

I said she should burn it and I'd replace it with a five time Super Bowl champ team's jersey aka 49ers.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: Air tree on Wed, 19 August 2015, 13:26:16
I like where this thread is going
I don't even understand where this thread is going...
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 19 August 2015, 13:27:22
I first put her over my knee and spanked her for tattling.

Pictures or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: absyrd on Wed, 19 August 2015, 13:28:15
He mainly uses the function to go WAAAAAAY back in time to the last time the 9ers were actually good enough to win a Super Bowl.

Rude af

Wyfe ratted to me that you said you were going to burn her alive in her Eli jersey.

I will be mean to you now.

But KNOW that I first put her over my knee and spanked her for tattling.
Wowowowow she's a liar.

I said she should burn it and I'd replace it with a five time Super Bowl champ team's jersey aka 49ers.


So she exaggerated. Second spanking incoming.

And I'd be okay with her rocking a Jerry Rice jersey on the weekdays.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: demik on Wed, 19 August 2015, 13:39:17
He mainly uses the function to go WAAAAAAY back in time to the last time the 9ers were actually good enough to win a Super Bowl.

Rude af

Wyfe ratted to me that you said you were going to burn her alive in her Eli jersey.

I will be mean to you now.

But KNOW that I first put her over my knee and spanked her for tattling.
Wowowowow she's a liar.

I said she should burn it and I'd replace it with a five time Super Bowl champ team's jersey aka 49ers.


So she exaggerated. Second spanking incoming.

And I'd be okay with her rocking a Jerry Rice jersey on the weekdays.

Pics or it didn't happen.









Of her rocking a Rice jersey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Title: .
Post by: esoomenona on Wed, 19 August 2015, 13:49:03
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Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: demik on Wed, 19 August 2015, 13:54:03
Here's a pic of Jerry Rice in a Jerry Rice jersey. I know how you Niner's fans like to see those catchers

Show Image
(http://www.footballperspective.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/J-Rice.jpg)

Wow rude. They put raiders jerseys on the practice dummies.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: digi on Wed, 19 August 2015, 13:56:00
Wow rude. They put raiders jerseys on the practice dummies.

Too far, toooooo far.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: demik on Wed, 19 August 2015, 13:59:50
Wow rude. They put raiders jerseys on the practice dummies.

Too far, toooooo far.
✔️
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: Nai_Calus on Wed, 19 August 2015, 14:08:42
He mainly uses the function to go WAAAAAAY back in time to the last time the 9ers were actually good enough to win a Super Bowl.

As a resident of northern california, this hurts my soul.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: Halverson on Wed, 19 August 2015, 15:12:47

Jokes on you.  They were already dead and demik cut coke with their ashes and sold it to SMU and Baylor party girls.  Some of it also went into crack that went to Texas Tech and A&M girls.

I sampled that coke, **** it was nasty!
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: demik on Wed, 19 August 2015, 15:15:01

Jokes on you.  They were already dead and demik cut coke with their ashes and sold it to SMU and Baylor party girls.  Some of it also went into crack that went to Texas Tech and A&M girls.

I sampled that coke, **** it was nasty!
That's digi's fam you're talking about. Stop being rude.
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: Halverson on Wed, 19 August 2015, 15:17:35


Jokes on you.  They were already dead and demik cut coke with their ashes and sold it to SMU and Baylor party girls.  Some of it also went into crack that went to Texas Tech and A&M girls.

I sampled that coke, **** it was nasty!
That's digi's fam you're talking about. Stop being rude.

Idgaf, I take my recreational party drugs VERY SERIOUSLY
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: demik on Wed, 19 August 2015, 15:49:18


Jokes on you.  They were already dead and demik cut coke with their ashes and sold it to SMU and Baylor party girls.  Some of it also went into crack that went to Texas Tech and A&M girls.

I sampled that coke, **** it was nasty!
That's digi's fam you're talking about. Stop being rude.

Idgaf, I take my recreational party drugs VERY SERIOUSLY

INSIDE VOICES
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: Halverson on Wed, 19 August 2015, 15:51:02



Jokes on you.  They were already dead and demik cut coke with their ashes and sold it to SMU and Baylor party girls.  Some of it also went into crack that went to Texas Tech and A&M girls.

I sampled that coke, **** it was nasty!
That's digi's fam you're talking about. Stop being rude.

Idgaf, I take my recreational party drugs VERY SERIOUSLY

INSIDE VOICES

I'm outside
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 19 August 2015, 18:14:43
He mainly uses the function to go WAAAAAAY back in time to the last time the 9ers were actually good enough to win a Super Bowl.

Rude af

Wyfe ratted to me that you said you were going to burn her alive in her Eli jersey.

I will be mean to you now.

But KNOW that I first put her over my knee and spanked her for tattling.
Wowowowow she's a liar.

I said she should burn it and I'd replace it with a five time Super Bowl champ team's jersey aka 49ers.

Why not go straight to the top and replace it with a thirteen time world champ team's jersey aka packers?  :3
Title: Re: Elephant in the Room: I want my donations back
Post by: demik on Wed, 19 August 2015, 18:29:20
He mainly uses the function to go WAAAAAAY back in time to the last time the 9ers were actually good enough to win a Super Bowl.

Rude af

Wyfe ratted to me that you said you were going to burn her alive in her Eli jersey.

I will be mean to you now.

But KNOW that I first put her over my knee and spanked her for tattling.
Wowowowow she's a liar.

I said she should burn it and I'd replace it with a five time Super Bowl champ team's jersey aka 49ers.

Why not go straight to the top and replace it with a thirteen time world champ team's jersey aka packers?  :3
who?

never heard of them