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Title: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: digi on Mon, 31 August 2015, 17:35:38
We mind as well pull the plug on the GH web server now.

Apparently, the #1 gaming keyboard is the Corsair Strafe:

http://www.techradar.com/us/news/gaming/10-best-gaming-keyboards-1295703 (http://www.techradar.com/us/news/gaming/10-best-gaming-keyboards-1295703)
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: foxer on Mon, 31 August 2015, 17:38:31
What in the world of **** is #6?!

That's ridiculous.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 31 August 2015, 17:43:02
Hahahahhaha

All newb stuff.....

They're not on our Level..  (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_057_.gif)
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: foxer on Mon, 31 August 2015, 17:44:38
Hahahahhaha

All newb stuff.....

They're not on our Level.. 
Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_057_.gif)


No one is on your level, babe.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 31 August 2015, 17:46:19
Hahahahhaha

All newb stuff.....

They're not on our Level.. 
Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_057_.gif)


No one is on your level, babe.

(http://www.msgking.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/onion-avatar083.gif)

Alone I keep humanity's light burning against darkness
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Post by: oledome on Mon, 31 August 2015, 17:50:49
I want the one with the touchscreen for real feel.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: iri on Mon, 31 August 2015, 17:50:56
I puked all over.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: nubbinator on Mon, 31 August 2015, 18:00:23
We mind as well pull the plug on the GH web server now.

Apparently, the #1 gaming keyboard is the Corsair Strafe:

http://www.techradar.com/us/news/gaming/10-best-gaming-keyboards-1295703 (http://www.techradar.com/us/news/gaming/10-best-gaming-keyboards-1295703)

Corsair is what all the 1337 g4ym3rz use bruh.  More sails is more better.  They're literally the best ever.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: digi on Mon, 31 August 2015, 18:03:13
We mind as well pull the plug on the GH web server now.

Apparently, the #1 gaming keyboard is the Corsair Strafe:

http://www.techradar.com/us/news/gaming/10-best-gaming-keyboards-1295703 (http://www.techradar.com/us/news/gaming/10-best-gaming-keyboards-1295703)

Corsair is what all the 1337 g4ym3rz use bruh.  More sails is more better.  They're literally the best ever.

huehue, polling rate is 908098098239849384938 Hz to keep up with 98889009 FPS Video Card.. so we can play Minecraft.
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Post by: demik on Mon, 31 August 2015, 18:19:09
WRONG SUB U DAMN NOOB.

jk <3

but still wrong sub
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 31 August 2015, 18:19:37
We mind as well pull the plug on the GH web server now.

Apparently, the #1 gaming keyboard is the Corsair Strafe:

http://www.techradar.com/us/news/gaming/10-best-gaming-keyboards-1295703 (http://www.techradar.com/us/news/gaming/10-best-gaming-keyboards-1295703)

Corsair is what all the 1337 g4ym3rz use bruh.  More sails is more better.  They're literally the best ever.

huehue, polling rate is 908098098239849384938 Hz to keep up with 98889009 FPS Video Card.. so we can play Minecraft.


Pretty sure I've only really seen 1000fps..  I've not seen higher..
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: digi on Mon, 31 August 2015, 18:26:42
Pretty sure I've only really seen 1000fps..  I've not seen higher..

newb!

WRONG SUB U DAMN NOOB.

jk <3

but still wrong sub

whoa..whoa.... WHOA!...Hey! Don't get all worked up on me pal, I'm simply here to let everyone know about the #1 keyboard that will increase APM, FPS and the eSports gaming community as a whole.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: demik on Mon, 31 August 2015, 18:28:22
well i was trying to be MLG pro and you're ruining it for me. now everybody is going to be pro and when everybody is pro nobody is pro
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 31 August 2015, 18:30:47
well i was trying to be MLG pro and you're ruining it for me. now everybody is going to be pro and when everybody is pro nobody is pro


There's no Money in being a pro gamer.. 

HOWEVER,  there's plenty of money in Sports betting.. On Fixed matches.. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/015.gif)
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: demik on Mon, 31 August 2015, 18:32:38
well i was trying to be MLG pro and you're ruining it for me. now everybody is going to be pro and when everybody is pro nobody is pro


There's no Money in being a pro gamer.. 

HOWEVER,  there's plenty of money in Sports betting.. On Fixed matches..
Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/015.gif)


im in it for the girls
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: trenzafeeds on Mon, 31 August 2015, 18:36:42
Quote
But if you're a mad-keen online PC gamer then finding the best keyboard is vital.
Guys if you're not mad-keen you can probably settle for membrane.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 31 August 2015, 18:42:27
well i was trying to be MLG pro and you're ruining it for me. now everybody is going to be pro and when everybody is pro nobody is pro


There's no Money in being a pro gamer.. 

HOWEVER,  there's plenty of money in Sports betting.. On Fixed matches..
Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/015.gif)


im in it for the girls

Yea..... have you not seen the crowd shots in all them esport tournaments?


I mean, unless you alter ur definition of "girls" to include boys, and fat middle aged man-childs..   

it's up to you..
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: demik on Mon, 31 August 2015, 18:43:58
well i was trying to be MLG pro and you're ruining it for me. now everybody is going to be pro and when everybody is pro nobody is pro


There's no Money in being a pro gamer.. 

HOWEVER,  there's plenty of money in Sports betting.. On Fixed matches..
Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/015.gif)


im in it for the girls

Yea..... have you not seen the crowd shots in all them esport tournaments?


I mean, unless you alter ur definition of "girls" to include boys, and fat middle aged man-childs..   

it's up to you..

you mean to tell me girls aren't attracted to gamers?

mind = blown
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 31 August 2015, 18:53:26
well i was trying to be MLG pro and you're ruining it for me. now everybody is going to be pro and when everybody is pro nobody is pro


There's no Money in being a pro gamer.. 

HOWEVER,  there's plenty of money in Sports betting.. On Fixed matches..
Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/015.gif)


im in it for the girls

Yea..... have you not seen the crowd shots in all them esport tournaments?


I mean, unless you alter ur definition of "girls" to include boys, and fat middle aged man-childs..   

it's up to you..

you mean to tell me girls aren't attracted to gamers?

mind = blown



It's  a matter of time.. when gamers actually start making REAL moniez..   girls will be attracted to them..

But as it is right now..  hahaha.. nah...
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: jamster on Mon, 31 August 2015, 23:43:20
One out of those ten boards isn't fugly as ****. 1 out of 10.

Given the market, I've got to admit being slightly surprised that there is even one.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 01 September 2015, 02:08:20
One out of those ten boards isn't fugly as ****. 1 out of 10.

Given the market, I've got to admit being slightly surprised that there is even one.

preferences br0... preferences..


Kids think they're cool..   these are not designed for older people..


Think of it this way..


Kids live simpler lives, and make fewer decisions, so they require more gaudiness to evoke an emotional response. 


Whereas,   Adults, ****, bills to pay, god my wife is cheating on me, damn my husband is cheating on me,  etc etc..

Adults try to build their environment to be more "calming"..    against their more turbulent outlooks and responsibilities.


This shift across life's phases is generally what's responsible for the change in desirable aesthetics..

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/044.gif)
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: sth on Tue, 01 September 2015, 02:11:41
kids are idiots.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 01 September 2015, 02:12:10
kids are idiots.


Well,  they're not as smart as you are 'Yet'..  that's why we have the IQ test..

How smart you are RELATIVE to your AGE...

Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: Jokrik on Tue, 01 September 2015, 02:14:44
I'm gonna sell all my boards now and get a strafe

END GAME BEYBEH!

SOLONGSUCKER
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: azhdar on Tue, 01 September 2015, 02:16:44
Pretty much top10 of keyboards you should never buy.

And as someone who follow closely esport, you'd be impressed by the hotgirls pro gamers are getting.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: ssdt on Tue, 01 September 2015, 02:17:31
What in the world of **** is #6?!

That's ridiculous.
I don't even. MadCatz always looks like someone did a 'design the worst futuristic piece of plastic you can think of'-contest.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: sth on Tue, 01 September 2015, 02:18:10
kids are idiots.


Well,  they're not as smart as you are 'Yet'..  that's why we have the IQ test..

How smart you are RELATIVE to your AGE...



this has nothing to do with intelligence or IQ. i know a lot of smart idiots.

Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 01 September 2015, 03:22:58
Pretty much top10 of keyboards you should never buy.

And as someone who follow closely esport, you'd be impressed by the hotgirls pro gamers are getting.

like the 1 or 2 ?  it's not a general occurrence is what we're saying..
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: azhdar on Tue, 01 September 2015, 03:35:01
Pretty much top10 of keyboards you should never buy.

And as someone who follow closely esport, you'd be impressed by the hotgirls pro gamers are getting.

like the 1 or 2 ?  it's not a general occurrence is what we're saying..

The random basement gamer ofc isn't getting any, but the top players are getting gf way above their league. Actually just like any sucessfull person.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: rowdy on Tue, 01 September 2015, 05:47:05
A BlackWidow came second :))

Don't think I'll add any of those to my wish list.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: baldgye on Tue, 01 September 2015, 05:59:09
confirmed: bars better than scoops for gaming
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: trenzafeeds on Tue, 01 September 2015, 07:58:53
Pretty much top10 of keyboards you should never buy.

And as someone who follow closely esport, you'd be impressed by the hotgirls pro gamers are getting.

like the 1 or 2 ?  it's not a general occurrence is what we're saying..

The random basement gamer ofc isn't getting any, but the top players are getting gf way above their league. Actually just like any sucessfull person.

I can only really speak accurately for Dota, but this is definitely true.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: Air tree on Tue, 01 September 2015, 08:06:09
Pretty much top10 of keyboards you should never buy.

And as someone who follow closely esport, you'd be impressed by the hotgirls pro gamers are getting.

like the 1 or 2 ?  it's not a general occurrence is what we're saying..

The random basement gamer ofc isn't getting any, but the top players are getting gf way above their league. Actually just like any sucessfull person.

I can only really speak accurately for Dota, but this is definitely true.
pretty much exactly the same.

This dude (On the best counter strike team in the world)
(http://csgoconfigs.com/img/jw.jpg)

This is his girlfriend.
(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/11954807_996943627036938_83418718710107308_n.jpg?oh=b19e81e9ee9641f9b55f4d0b000132e2&oe=567F5516)
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Post by: osi on Tue, 01 September 2015, 08:27:17
How much did corsair pay to reach the top spot?!
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: iri on Tue, 01 September 2015, 08:41:56
Pretty much top10 of keyboards you should never buy.

And as someone who follow closely esport, you'd be impressed by the hotgirls pro gamers are getting.

like the 1 or 2 ?  it's not a general occurrence is what we're saying..

The random basement gamer ofc isn't getting any, but the top players are getting gf way above their league. Actually just like any sucessfull person.

I can only really speak accurately for Dota, but this is definitely true.
pretty much exactly the same.

This dude (On the best counter strike team in the world)
Show Image
(http://csgoconfigs.com/img/jw.jpg)


This is his girlfriend.
Show Image
(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/11954807_996943627036938_83418718710107308_n.jpg?oh=b19e81e9ee9641f9b55f4d0b000132e2&oe=567F5516)

Careers iri considers: gaming.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 01 September 2015, 09:31:19
Pretty much top10 of keyboards you should never buy.

And as someone who follow closely esport, you'd be impressed by the hotgirls pro gamers are getting.

like the 1 or 2 ?  it's not a general occurrence is what we're saying..

The random basement gamer ofc isn't getting any, but the top players are getting gf way above their league. Actually just like any sucessfull person.

I can only really speak accurately for Dota, but this is definitely true.
pretty much exactly the same.

This dude (On the best counter strike team in the world)
Show Image
(http://csgoconfigs.com/img/jw.jpg)


This is his girlfriend.
Show Image
(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/11954807_996943627036938_83418718710107308_n.jpg?oh=b19e81e9ee9641f9b55f4d0b000132e2&oe=567F5516)


Not sure if good looking "the girl".. 

Like,  it's kinda there... but not... hrrmm ? (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/efb50fe2.gif)
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Post by: Snowdog993 on Tue, 01 September 2015, 09:46:08
A BlackWidow came second :))

Don't think I'll add any of those to my wish list.

Number two is number two.
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Post by: R1N3 on Tue, 01 September 2015, 09:47:13
A BlackWidow came second :))

Don't think I'll add any of those to my wish list.

"Something of a status symbol among high-end PC gamers..."
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 01 September 2015, 10:08:23
A BlackWidow came second :))

Don't think I'll add any of those to my wish list.

"Something of a status symbol among high-end PC gamers..."

///Realy......
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Post by: Dext on Tue, 01 September 2015, 12:14:24
What the f*** am I reading
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: R1N3 on Tue, 01 September 2015, 12:26:10
What the f*** am I reading
Lol this write up is solid gold!

Take notes @CPTBadAss
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: fohat.digs on Tue, 01 September 2015, 16:45:26
How could anyone want more than this?


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Post by: katushkin on Tue, 01 September 2015, 17:07:38
you mean to tell me girls aren't attracted to gamers?

mind = blown

They are in Korea... If you are super good at SC2
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: demik on Tue, 01 September 2015, 17:26:37
Pretty much top10 of keyboards you should never buy.

And as someone who follow closely esport, you'd be impressed by the hotgirls pro gamers are getting.

like the 1 or 2 ?  it's not a general occurrence is what we're saying..

The random basement gamer ofc isn't getting any, but the top players are getting gf way above their league. Actually just like any sucessfull person.

I can only really speak accurately for Dota, but this is definitely true.
pretty much exactly the same.

This dude (On the best counter strike team in the world)
Show Image
(http://csgoconfigs.com/img/jw.jpg)


This is his girlfriend.
Show Image
(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/11954807_996943627036938_83418718710107308_n.jpg?oh=b19e81e9ee9641f9b55f4d0b000132e2&oe=567F5516)


see, money can get you girls. even if you look like autistic toad
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Post by: katushkin on Tue, 01 September 2015, 17:44:07
Sheever

More
(http://www.geisterkarle.net/galerien/galerie/eslone_2014/DSC_0198.JPG)

and Admiral Bulldog too.

More
(http://s.navi-gaming.com/uploads/gallery/44/3a57db3cc90b0492dbb803dde297c0c0c6f61fed.jpg)
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Post by: trenzafeeds on Tue, 01 September 2015, 18:46:04
Sheever

More
Show Image
(http://www.geisterkarle.net/galerien/galerie/eslone_2014/DSC_0198.JPG)


and Admiral Bulldog too.

More
Show Image
(http://s.navi-gaming.com/uploads/gallery/44/3a57db3cc90b0492dbb803dde297c0c0c6f61fed.jpg)

To be fair, I think Bulldong has gotten a bit more attractive recently.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: cheddarbek on Tue, 01 September 2015, 23:02:54
It's funny, the difference between mainstream boards, and the kinds of boards we're in to.

Call me smug, but I think we have much better taste.
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Post by: ssdt on Wed, 02 September 2015, 01:55:02
It's funny, the difference between mainstream boards, and the kinds of boards we're in to.

Call me smug, but I think we have much better taste.
Smug.
No really, you are right, of course! I mean, look at these monstrosities...
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Post by: invisuu on Wed, 02 September 2015, 02:21:55
What a disgusting list displaying disgusting disgusticism.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: baldgye on Wed, 02 September 2015, 05:25:01
Pretty much top10 of keyboards you should never buy.

And as someone who follow closely esport, you'd be impressed by the hotgirls pro gamers are getting.

like the 1 or 2 ?  it's not a general occurrence is what we're saying..

The random basement gamer ofc isn't getting any, but the top players are getting gf way above their league. Actually just like any sucessfull person.

I can only really speak accurately for Dota, but this is definitely true.
pretty much exactly the same.

This dude (On the best counter strike team in the world)
Show Image
(http://csgoconfigs.com/img/jw.jpg)


This is his girlfriend.
Show Image
(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/11954807_996943627036938_83418718710107308_n.jpg?oh=b19e81e9ee9641f9b55f4d0b000132e2&oe=567F5516)


I don't get it
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Post by: ApocalypseMaow on Wed, 02 September 2015, 05:50:37
What the f*** am I reading
Lol this write up is solid gold!

Take notes @CPTBadAss
LOL!!! Tactile ain't got **** on this  :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: Nai_Calus on Wed, 02 September 2015, 06:49:14
There's a guy I follow on Twitter for an entirely different hobby and sometimes he recommends corsair boards to people and I cringe. :<

This list reminds me of that. So awful.

I'd game on any of the boards in my sig before any of those. (Actually I've gamed on all but one of them, come to think of it.)
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: iri on Wed, 02 September 2015, 08:38:08
Pretty much top10 of keyboards you should never buy.

And as someone who follow closely esport, you'd be impressed by the hotgirls pro gamers are getting.

like the 1 or 2 ?  it's not a general occurrence is what we're saying..

The random basement gamer ofc isn't getting any, but the top players are getting gf way above their league. Actually just like any sucessfull person.

I can only really speak accurately for Dota, but this is definitely true.
pretty much exactly the same.

This dude (On the best counter strike team in the world)
Show Image
(http://csgoconfigs.com/img/jw.jpg)


This is his girlfriend.
Show Image
(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/11954807_996943627036938_83418718710107308_n.jpg?oh=b19e81e9ee9641f9b55f4d0b000132e2&oe=567F5516)


I don't get it
I think the message is that he doesn't look good but still has a girlfriend.

Which doesn't make sense to me since his girlfriend doesn't look good either.
Title: Re: Best Gaming Keyboard has been discovered. Everyone can stop searching now.
Post by: Elrick on Fri, 04 September 2015, 20:47:17
I think the message is that he doesn't look good but still has a girlfriend.

Which doesn't make sense to me since his girlfriend doesn't look good either.

Why is it Computer Nerds all look like Fat-Bastards with fancy T-Shirts?

And if they spend so much time in front of the Computer who is taking care of his girl friend (trust me, she'll be serviced by someone else on a routine basis)  ;) .