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Title: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:24:26
At the flying machines station.

These peeps be like on the phone, but they're just holding it against their ear for like 30 minutes. Whuddup with that??

What are they listening to?

Who keeps talking for 30 minutes and doesn't let the other person talk?


Lololol
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: digi on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:25:36
At the flying machines station.

These peeps be like on the phone, but they're just holding it against their ear for like 30 minutes. Whuddup with that??

What are they listening to?

Who keeps talking for 30 minutes and doesn't let the other person talk?


Lololol

What the hell is a flying machines station son?
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:26:42
At the flying machines station.

These peeps be like on the phone, but they're just holding it against their ear for like 30 minutes. Whuddup with that??

What are they listening to?

Who keeps talking for 30 minutes and doesn't let the other person talk?


Lololol

What the hell is a flying machines station son?

At the wine-nitrogen

Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: hwood34 on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:27:08
At the flying machines station.

These peeps be like on the phone, but they're just holding it against their ear for like 30 minutes. Whuddup with that??

What are they listening to?

Who keeps talking for 30 minutes and doesn't let the other person talk?


Lololol

What the hell is a flying machines station son?

At the wine-nitrogen

what are you on?
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: digi on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:27:47
At the flying machines station.

These peeps be like on the phone, but they're just holding it against their ear for like 30 minutes. Whuddup with that??

What are they listening to?

Who keeps talking for 30 minutes and doesn't let the other person talk?


Lololol

What the hell is a flying machines station son?

At the wine-nitrogen



haha, are you drinking?
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: demik on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:28:29
what do you mean "these people"?
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: inanis on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:28:43
At the flying machines station.

These peeps be like on the phone, but they're just holding it against their ear for like 30 minutes. Whuddup with that??

What are they listening to?

Who keeps talking for 30 minutes and doesn't let the other person talk?


Lololol
Conference call.

Good luck with your flight.
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:29:47
what do you mean "these people"?

U gots me demik. Red handed I've racist-ed.
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: demik on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:30:19
what do you mean "these people"?

U gots me demik. Red handed I've racist-ed.

all i care about is if you hate me or not
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:31:03
At the flying machines station.

These peeps be like on the phone, but they're just holding it against their ear for like 30 minutes. Whuddup with that??

What are they listening to?

Who keeps talking for 30 minutes and doesn't let the other person talk?


Lololol

What the hell is a flying machines station son?

At the wine-nitrogen



haha, are you drinking?

I did buy 2 shots of jack before I sat down at the waiting area.


Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: digi on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:31:42
At the flying machines station.

These peeps be like on the phone, but they're just holding it against their ear for like 30 minutes. Whuddup with that??

What are they listening to?

Who keeps talking for 30 minutes and doesn't let the other person talk?


Lololol

What the hell is a flying machines station son?

At the wine-nitrogen



haha, are you drinking?

I did buy 2 shots of jack before I sat down at the waiting area.




hmm, that wouldn't do it. Any psychedelics?
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:32:26
what do you mean "these people"?

U gots me demik. Red handed I've racist-ed.

all i care about is if you hate me or not

I've honestly always thought Hispanics looked Asian. So we're prolly technically brothers

Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: digi on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:33:05
what do you mean "these people"?

U gots me demik. Red handed I've racist-ed.

all i care about is if you hate me or not

I've honestly always thought Hispanics looked Asian. So we're prolly technically brothers



Their called Filipinos
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: demik on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:33:15
what do you mean "these people"?

U gots me demik. Red handed I've racist-ed.

all i care about is if you hate me or not

I've honestly always thought Hispanics looked Asian. So we're prolly technically brothers



good enough for me, brother.
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:33:56
At the flying machines station.

These peeps be like on the phone, but they're just holding it against their ear for like 30 minutes. Whuddup with that??

What are they listening to?

Who keeps talking for 30 minutes and doesn't let the other person talk?


Lololol

What the hell is a flying machines station son?

At the wine-nitrogen



haha, are you drinking?

I did buy 2 shots of jack before I sat down at the waiting area.




hmm, that wouldn't do it. Any psychedelics?


We should make Tp4 and Digi goes to Macau.   Like Harold and Kumar goes to white castle
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:35:17
what do you mean "these people"?

U gots me demik. Red handed I've racist-ed.

all i care about is if you hate me or not

I've honestly always thought Hispanics looked Asian. So we're prolly technically brothers



Their called Filipinos

Colbert agrees.

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/656591/images/s-COLBERTASIANIMMIGRATION-large.jpg)
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: demik on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:35:54
what do you mean "these people"?

U gots me demik. Red handed I've racist-ed.

all i care about is if you hate me or not

I've honestly always thought Hispanics looked Asian. So we're prolly technically brothers



Their called Filipinos

ah yes, Filipinos aka high mexicans
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:36:40
what do you mean "these people"?

U gots me demik. Red handed I've racist-ed.

all i care about is if you hate me or not

I've honestly always thought Hispanics looked Asian. So we're prolly technically brothers



Their called Filipinos

ah yes, Filipinos aka high mexicans

High as in droogas?
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: demik on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:38:18
what do you mean "these people"?

U gots me demik. Red handed I've racist-ed.

all i care about is if you hate me or not

I've honestly always thought Hispanics looked Asian. So we're prolly technically brothers



Their called Filipinos

ah yes, Filipinos aka high mexicans

High as in droogas?


what other highs are there?
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: digi on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:40:47
TP, are you flying to Beijing to check on your factory workers?
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:43:24
TP, are you flying to Beijing to check on your factory workers?

Shhhhhhh.  I'm saying that, but actually I'm going on a sex tour across asia..  Naw high hahaha just kidding
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: digi on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:44:31
TP, are you flying to Beijing to check on your factory workers?

Shhhhhhh.  I'm saying that, but actually I'm going on a sex tour across asia..  Naw high hahaha just kidding


damn....lucky!
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:44:38
TP, are you flying to Beijing to check on your factory workers?

Shhhhhhh.  I'm saying that, but actually I'm going on a sex tour across asia..  Naw high hahaha just kidding

tp's favorite stop is Thailand.
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: demik on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:44:40
TP, are you flying to Beijing to check on your factory workers?

Shhhhhhh.  I'm saying that, but actually I'm going on a sex tour across asia..  Naw high hahaha just kidding


and you didnt invite me and digi?

wow, thought we were brothers. you dont even have to take me through all of asia, i'll just fail in south korea.
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: Sent on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:45:33
I loled.
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:46:09
TP, are you flying to Beijing to check on your factory workers?

Shhhhhhh.  I'm saying that, but actually I'm going on a sex tour across asia..  Naw high hahaha just kidding

tp's favorite stop is Thailand.


Thailand is by far the cheapest, but tbh it's like pretty dirty, and the dirty old white guys who retire there, it's kinda gross.
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: digi on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:47:03
not sure I'm ready for lady boys...
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: demik on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:47:30
not sure I'm ready for lady boys...

you mean the black hole?
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:47:58
TP, are you flying to Beijing to check on your factory workers?

Shhhhhhh.  I'm saying that, but actually I'm going on a sex tour across asia..  Naw high hahaha just kidding


and you didnt invite me and digi?

wow, thought we were brothers. you dont even have to take me through all of asia, i'll just fail in south korea.

Yea SK working girls are all super pretty, because of the proliferation of cosmetic surgery.  But the cost is actually on par with USA.
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: digi on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:48:40
not sure I'm ready for lady boys...

you mean the black hole?

WHOA EASY THERE FELLA, THIS IS A "FAMILY HOBBYIST WEB FORUM"
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: demik on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:49:47
TP, are you flying to Beijing to check on your factory workers?

Shhhhhhh.  I'm saying that, but actually I'm going on a sex tour across asia..  Naw high hahaha just kidding


and you didnt invite me and digi?

wow, thought we were brothers. you dont even have to take me through all of asia, i'll just fail in south korea.

Yea SK working girls are all super pretty, because of the proliferation of cosmetic surgery.  But the cost is actually on par with USA.

interesting.

not sure I'm ready for lady boys...

you mean the black hole?

WHOA EASY THERE FELLA, THIS IS A "FAMILY HOBBYIST WEB FORUM"

no no, the OTHER black hole
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: digi on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:50:16
no no, the OTHER black hole

whew, ok, yea, I'm totally cool with that.
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: ApocalypseMaow on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:51:03
not sure I'm ready for lady boys...
long hair don't care... errrrr wait
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:51:36
no no, the OTHER black hole

whew, ok, yea, I'm totally cool with that.

I am not familiar with this color of void reference
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: demik on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:52:26
no no, the OTHER black hole

whew, ok, yea, I'm totally cool with that.

I am not familiar with this color of void reference

it's this section of the raiders' failure field where all the tough men dress up and put on make up every sunday
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:52:38
not sure I'm ready for lady boys...
long hair don't care... errrrr wait


Generally not recommended
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:53:47
You know how people line up early. To board. Like why. Why bother
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: digi on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:54:22
no no, the OTHER black hole

whew, ok, yea, I'm totally cool with that.

I am not familiar with this color of void reference

it's this section of the raiders' failure field where all the tough men dress up and put on make up every sunday

(http://media.nbcbayarea.com/images/1200*900/91195018.jpg)

yea, what did you guys think he was talking about? come on now..
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:56:24
You know those guys who are way older, but still dress like hipsters,  whuddup with dat?
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:58:00
He's like 35+
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: demik on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:58:46
TIL im close to "way older" :(
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 02 September 2015, 23:59:34
TIL im close to "way older" :(

Way older for "hipster stuff".

You're not officially old till 40
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: hwood34 on Thu, 03 September 2015, 00:00:10
yea dude, I hear t-shirts and jeans are super hipstery now.
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: digi on Thu, 03 September 2015, 00:00:49
He's like 35+

those shoes scream Hipster
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 03 September 2015, 00:02:25
yea dude, I hear t-shirts and jeans are super hipstery now.

It has to do with the combination of items. Any single item might not necessarily be hipster
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: digi on Thu, 03 September 2015, 00:19:09
oh snap, I didn't see that bag!! HIPSTER ALERT
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: hwood34 on Thu, 03 September 2015, 01:24:38
yea dude, I hear t-shirts and jeans are super hipstery now.

It has to do with the combination of items. Any single item might not necessarily be hipster

no combination of any of those things is hipster man. jeans aren't even hemmed enough
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: sth on Thu, 03 September 2015, 02:04:02
dont forget good airlines will give you 2 drinks at a time. whiskey and wine's the only way to fly
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 03 September 2015, 17:30:18
@Hong Kong, alive.

Sorry to disappoint ya'll

Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: inanis on Thu, 03 September 2015, 17:31:21
@Hong Kong, alive.

Sorry to disappoint ya'll

Good job. Now go find some ladies of the night to celebrate with.
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 03 September 2015, 17:31:41
Man, all these skinny girls all over.   China is indeed the proverbial, "no fatchix"
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 03 September 2015, 17:34:55
@Hong Kong, alive.

Sorry to disappoint ya'll

Good job. Now go find some ladies of the night to celebrate with.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh... What if my enemies find out....
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: digi on Thu, 03 September 2015, 17:35:37
Man, all these skinny girls all over.   China is indeed the proverbial, "no fatchix"


They eat baozi...damn I miss those.
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 03 September 2015, 17:46:27
Man, all these skinny girls all over.   China is indeed the proverbial, "no fatchix"


They eat baozi...damn I miss those.

美国也有包子吃, 你要去老中店。
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: digi on Thu, 03 September 2015, 17:49:38
Man, all these skinny girls all over.   China is indeed the proverbial, "no fatchix"


They eat baozi...damn I miss those.

美国也有包子吃, 你要去老中店。


"The United States also has a bun to eat , you're going in the old shop." haha, what??
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 03 September 2015, 18:30:04
Look at this super cool old dude

Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 03 September 2015, 19:18:40
Oh man.  U know how there's like these girls . And they dress like making me think100% they're prostitutes.  Then you work up the courage to ask how much.  And you get this glare like.  ***** it's your fault almost more so than my obtuseness
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: Sent on Thu, 03 September 2015, 19:21:54
Oh man.  U know how there's like these girls . And they dress like making me think100% they're prostitutes.  Then you work up the courage to ask how much.  And you get this glare like.  ***** it's your fault almost more so than my obtuseness

 :)) :)) :))
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: inanis on Thu, 03 September 2015, 19:30:58
Oh man.  U know how there's like these girls . And they dress like making me think100% they're prostitutes.  Then you work up the courage to ask how much.  And you get this glare like.  ***** it's your fault almost more so than my obtuseness

Please tell me this actually happened to you. Because that is so amazingly fantastic.  :))
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 September 2015, 04:24:18
Oh man.  U know how there's like these girls . And they dress like making me think100% they're prostitutes.  Then you work up the courage to ask how much.  And you get this glare like.  ***** it's your fault almost more so than my obtuseness

Please tell me this actually happened to you. Because that is so amazingly fantastic.  :))

I was @ airport..


Pretty girl, yea?

She looked out of place yea ?

I'm like.. short shorts,  a bit loaded on make up..

Pink EVERYTHING..

See through lacy top..

black bra


So... i mean.. I'm glad i didn't get slapped i guess..   but clearly there was too much direct signalling.
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: sth on Fri, 04 September 2015, 04:26:52

damn it skip to 1:35, youtube tag sucks
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 September 2015, 14:53:40

When you need a vpn just to download the vpn..
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: heedpantsnow on Sun, 06 September 2015, 22:14:30
一路平安朋友
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: invisuu on Mon, 07 September 2015, 02:23:13
Is this the thread where a guy camping his cellphone complaints people are camping their cellphones?
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: absyrd on Mon, 07 September 2015, 04:37:33
Look at this super cool old dude


Oh man.  U know how there's like these girls . And they dress like making me think100% they're prostitutes.  Then you work up the courage to ask how much.  And you get this glare like.  ***** it's your fault almost more so than my obtuseness

You take pics of some "old dude" and not the "prostitutes"? Priorities, son.
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 07 September 2015, 13:53:25
Look at this super cool old dude


Oh man.  U know how there's like these girls . And they dress like making me think100% they're prostitutes.  Then you work up the courage to ask how much.  And you get this glare like.  ***** it's your fault almost more so than my obtuseness

You take pics of some "old dude" and not the "prostitutes"? Priorities, son.


I did take a picture,

But I don't want to post it, and then she finds out later that a bunch of geeks on the internet thinks she dresses like a cheap harlot.

Since, she's allegedly NOT a prostitute.





Tp4, protector of privacy post invasion.

(http://pre00.deviantart.net/05c2/th/pre/f/2011/031/5/9/onion_head_wall_by_pchann-d38hlmi.jpg)
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: azhdar on Mon, 07 September 2015, 13:54:28
how is business going tp?
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 07 September 2015, 14:02:18
how is business going tp?

Going well..

Dang these people eat so much and non-stop, all the time, all day..  but I've seen precisely 0 phat peeps, in a crowd of 5000

it's like every 2.5 hours, they gotta eat something..  what is going on... (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/eating-me-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862501)
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: Air tree on Mon, 07 September 2015, 14:15:03
The food that I see come from Hong Kong always looks so good. Maybe that's why everyone eats all the time, it's really good?


or do they only eat really small amounts throughout the day? I heard that is healthier than like 2-3 large meals in the day..
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: absyrd on Mon, 07 September 2015, 15:11:00
or do they only eat really small amounts throughout the day? I heard that is healthier than like 2-3 large meals in the day..

Same question I was going to ask.

Perhaps tp4 can learn the lesson of small portions while traveling and exploring culture. Ya know... like eat 1/10th of a watermelon at a time rather than the whole thing.

Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 07 September 2015, 22:38:47
made some small mistakes this week..

1.  Glittery infused Hair Spray.........  Way too Ghey !!!

___  this chic was selling it, and I was buying hairspray anyway..

2.  Mint Body wash.......    What could go wrong I thought...  this feels cool... oh god,, oh nooooo.... !!!

___  Was doing the whole, try new things thing. n' it's been disaster so far.
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: absyrd on Tue, 08 September 2015, 04:49:10
I'm glad you are broadening your horizons.

I didn't know you were so high-maintenance, though. Total metro.
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: bocahgundul on Tue, 08 September 2015, 06:18:55
Oh man.  U know how there's like these girls . And they dress like making me think100% they're prostitutes.  Then you work up the courage to ask how much.  And you get this glare like.  ***** it's your fault almost more so than my obtuseness
loled at this one
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 08 September 2015, 14:09:52
Is tp drunk throughout this entire journey?
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 09 September 2015, 20:20:10
I ate this large seafood platter..

And now I got this rash...


I guess I'm allergic to the ocean here.. (http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23200000/Onion-onion-head-emoticon-23254855-130-130.gif)
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: digi on Wed, 09 September 2015, 20:43:02
I ate this large seafood platter..

And now I got this rash...


I guess I'm allergic to the ocean here..
Show Image
(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23200000/Onion-onion-head-emoticon-23254855-130-130.gif)


You touching down on some thousand year old eggs and sea cucumbers?? :D
Title: Re: Like u know these people?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 09 September 2015, 21:17:49
I ate this large seafood platter..

And now I got this rash...


I guess I'm allergic to the ocean here..
Show Image
(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23200000/Onion-onion-head-emoticon-23254855-130-130.gif)


You touching down on some thousand year old eggs and sea cucumbers?? :D

they got the sea-cucumber in the soups...  Haven't had any congee, so no rotting eggs yet.