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Title: Every time I drink... ... in China
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 26 September 2015, 06:13:00

I remember, that...  hai TP, you kinda-sorta have an alcohol problem...   and then I make these phone calls to unscrupulous contractors....


This is just bad for my health...(http://i.imgur.com/BwzQebi.gif)



My only redempti-ve clause, is that hai, at least I didn't spend 150,000 Yuan like last time..(http://i.imgur.com/xBlTzel.gif)



hahahahahahaha

Title: Re: Every time I drink... ... in China
Post by: Halverson on Sat, 26 September 2015, 06:18:51

There's a 12 step program for you when you admit you have a problem

Title: Re: Every time I drink... ... in China
Post by: absyrd on Sat, 26 September 2015, 06:40:11

Call me when you are drunk, please.

Title: Re: Every time I drink... ... in China
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 26 September 2015, 06:57:16

Quote from: absyrd on Sat, 26 September 2015, 06:40:11

Call me when you are drunk, please.

I don't haz no more skype credits...


I'm npt sure i sober nuff to get thor the refill procss..

bu overall.. I'm am quite sover..

you can skype with me if ur free.z

Title: Re: Every time I drink... ... in China
Post by: nubbinator on Sat, 26 September 2015, 16:53:04

Quote from: absyrd on Sat, 26 September 2015, 06:40:11

Call me when you are drunk, please.

Are you a pimp?  Pretty sure these are tp's "unscrupulous contractors".

Title: Re: Every time I drink... ... in China
Post by: absyrd on Sun, 27 September 2015, 06:42:43

Quote from: nubbinator on Sat, 26 September 2015, 16:53:04

Quote from: absyrd on Sat, 26 September 2015, 06:40:11

Call me when you are drunk, please.

Are you a pimp?  Pretty sure these are tp's "unscrupulous contractors".

I tried the pimp game, but I just couldn't keep my HOs in line.

Must learn from Halvy.

Title: Re: Every time I drink... ... in China
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 27 September 2015, 06:46:39

Quote from: absyrd on Sun, 27 September 2015, 06:42:43

Quote from: nubbinator on Sat, 26 September 2015, 16:53:04

Quote from: absyrd on Sat, 26 September 2015, 06:40:11

Call me when you are drunk, please.

Are you a pimp?  Pretty sure these are tp's "unscrupulous contractors".

I tried the pimp game, but I just couldn't keep my HOs in line.

Must learn from Halvy.

Being a pimp in china is amazing..

Seriously,   if any of you actually aspire to be a pimp..  Learn chinese, and come to china..


The entire market here is bustling, because enforcement is virtually impossible,   and given the generally late entry of men into "boy girl" relationships.

MOST if not ALL older men desire the service, because they don't get to "try it out" as the younger people of other nations do..



/Clarification..  Tp4 =/= Pimp..   

Title: Re: Every time I drink... ... in China
Post by: Karura on Sun, 27 September 2015, 21:07:10

Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 26 September 2015, 06:13:00

at least I didn't spend 150,000 Yuan like last time..

Show Image

(http://i.imgur.com/xBlTzel.gif)

hahahahahahaha

150000 Chinese Yuan equals 23552.87 US Dollar O_O

Title: Re: Every time I drink... ... in China
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 27 September 2015, 21:48:18

Quote from: Karura on Sun, 27 September 2015, 21:07:10

Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 26 September 2015, 06:13:00

at least I didn't spend 150,000 Yuan like last time..

Show Image

(http://i.imgur.com/xBlTzel.gif)

hahahahahahaha

150000 Chinese Yuan equals 23552.87 US Dollar O_O

yes.. that's why it was hard to explain..

This was BEFORE Premier XJP,  so it was still file-able under entertainment expense

Title: Re: Every time I drink... ... in China
Post by: absyrd on Mon, 28 September 2015, 05:32:24

Makin' it rain on boy-girls was tax deductible?

You are pimp.

Title: Re: Every time I drink... ... in China
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 28 September 2015, 23:44:44

Quote from: absyrd on Mon, 28 September 2015, 05:32:24

Makin' it rain on boy-girls was tax deductible?

You are pimp.

Wrong country...

There is still significant homophobia in CHN despite general tolerance and underground support.