"Do you have a keyboard to type each letter?"
"Why the hell do you need more than 1?"
Withhold intercourse? Hmm.. That's pretty extreme if I understand the words you are using."Why the hell do you need more than 1?"
My girlfriend says this all the time as I withhold intercourse while looking up new ones to buy.
"that s ufcking stupid" is p common+1
Withhold intercourse? Hmm.. That's pretty extreme if I understand the words you are using."Why the hell do you need more than 1?"
My girlfriend says this all the time as I withhold intercourse while looking up new ones to buy.
*In job interview*
Supervisor: So what are your hobbies?
Me: I am into keyboards.
S: Oh what do you mean, like playing them?
M: No, computer keyboards. I have a few different custom keyboards, as well as one I am currently building.
S: What do you mean building?
M: Explain what I mean.
S: Well, that's interesting.
Haha yeah. It is where I am currently working.*In job interview*
Supervisor: So what are your hobbies?
Me: I am into keyboards.
S: Oh what do you mean, like playing them?
M: No, computer keyboards. I have a few different custom keyboards, as well as one I am currently building.
S: What do you mean building?
M: Explain what I mean.
S: Well, that's interesting.
Did they hire you?
"Why the hell do you need more than 1?"
My girlfriend says this all the time as I withhold intercourse while looking up new ones to buy.
Don't worry tp, we will find someone. Together geekhackers can fight against the epidemik (See what I did there?) that is roneryness on geekhack."Why the hell do you need more than 1?"
My girlfriend says this all the time as I withhold intercourse while looking up new ones to buy.
hahahahaha... Notice how -TimIsABat- stealthily implies that he's better than us #ronery4evers because he haz a Female..
My mom has gone into a level that she had nothing more to say about my keyboards thing other than:
"at least you're not into drugs" <sigh>
Talking about artisan keycaps on my board:if you had a gold plated Brobot V2, you can answer yes, it is made of gold!
"Is it made of gold?"
"You have a lot of random cool ****"
"You should check out Razer, have you heard of them? They're doing some cool stuff with that rainbow one".
"Why did you change around the keys? Wasn't the normal one designed to make you type faster?"
Generally people think boards are cool but are very confused as to why I collect them and why I use Dvorak.
I bought my mom a Logitech Wave last year because she types a lot for work. She says she loves the sort-of-split layout, but I know the keys feel truly awful.
I've been having her try various mechanical switch types so I can make her a better one and she just looks at me like I'm retarded. "These feel weird, what's wrong with my old one?"
"Do you have a keyboard to type each letter?"
I've been told I have a keyboard fetish.To which you respond, "riiight, a keyboard fetish. Ha ha..." and awkwardly creep away.
Just to clarify guys.. Whenever ya'll use the term FETISH.. it literally means you find that thing "sexually arousing"
While I don't doubt that some of you HAVE indeed reached this level.. (associatively)..
Please be cognizant of the fact that , an anything--fetish means you literally want to rub up on it or rub up on something due to having "seen it"...
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"How many is enough?"Invalid question. Should be, "how many are left?"
"How many is enough?"Invalid question. Should be, "how many are left?"
I feel ashamed when I see a grown up man say things like "...a sharp drop at the actuation point at around 2/3 - 3/4 way down the..."
Don't you have anything better to do with your life than yammering away on the minute details of a keyboard? I have both an M and an F that I picked up at goodwill for nothing 15 years ago and for the first time yesterday I googled about them and found 'enthusiast' (here an euphemism for retarded) websites where idiots bounce off the walls telling each other about the orgasms per second they have when using them. And 'using' is an overstatement with 90% of those morons. Most are busy opening them, cleaning the last atom of dirt off them, 'restoring' what doesn't need any restoration, 'upgrading', thinking of names for them, 'modding', taking photos, showing them off, in general jerking off about the clicky sensations and the superb accuracy of their typing and other general uber-dorkiness. What I never found there was anything useful to do with them, ie. actually program a computer.
Go type 'messenger lectures' in youtube and see what smart people look like, then kill yourself disassembling your One True Keyboard(TM) for the nth time and swallowing all the buckling springs.
And then mail one of your remaining model Fs to me.
It has probably been a while since I last posted this jewel:Was this a Geekhack troll?Quote from: Anonymous Coward
I feel ashamed when I see a grown up man say things like "...a sharp drop at the actuation point at around 2/3 - 3/4 way down the..."
Don't you have anything better to do with your life than yammering away on the minute details of a keyboard? I have both an M and an F that I picked up at goodwill for nothing 15 years ago and for the first time yesterday I googled about them and found 'enthusiast' (here an euphemism for retarded) websites where idiots bounce off the walls telling each other about the orgasms per second they have when using them. And 'using' is an overstatement with 90% of those morons. Most are busy opening them, cleaning the last atom of dirt off them, 'restoring' what doesn't need any restoration, 'upgrading', thinking of names for them, 'modding', taking photos, showing them off, in general jerking off about the clicky sensations and the superb accuracy of their typing and other general uber-dorkiness. What I never found there was anything useful to do with them, ie. actually program a computer.
Go type 'messenger lectures' in youtube and see what smart people look like, then kill yourself disassembling your One True Keyboard(TM) for the nth time and swallowing all the buckling springs.
And then mail one of your remaining model Fs to me.
Was this a Geekhack troll?
Digi I don't sound like that wtf.
I've worked in the same office for 3 years now. So far I've converted 32 people to mechanical keyboards. I get the normal "how much do they cost" question.
Two weeks ago:
Agent - My keyboard isn't working do we have a spare? (give him my 45g 87u)
Agent - This feels really nice. How much does it cost?
Me - Brand new $220.
Agent - WHAT? That's ridiculous!
One week ago same agent:
Agent - So do they come with a number pad?
Me - :thumb:
So he bought the Type Heaven because he didn't want to spend $220 on a realforce.
When the homies come over and see my Topre game is on point, they say "daaaaaaamn son, you copped that RF 87U 55g?!?! fo' real blud??! That's you?!"
This is what they say when I collect keyboards.