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Title: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 29 September 2015, 03:24:04
How do people do this.. 

I began contemplating suicide after 15 minutes of listening to this thing.. 

2yr old


(http://i.imgur.com/Tahi4cK.gif)
Title: Re: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: azhdar on Tue, 29 September 2015, 03:26:06
need a proof, no one right in his mind would give an human life in the hand of tp
Title: Re: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 29 September 2015, 03:36:56
need a proof, no one right in his mind would give an human life in the hand of tp

Hahahhaa..

It was indeed a last minute decision..   I'm glad no bathroom or food was necessary in this time frame... (http://i.imgur.com/11tvgZg.gif)


I haven't took care of anything since my Digimon in middleschool, of which I dropped and it died..  Then I moved on to Pokeman cards.


In my defense.. I am very good with computers.. All of my computers operate stably at very high overclocks.
Title: Re: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: Jokrik on Tue, 29 September 2015, 03:39:52
How do people do this..  2yr old

I began contemplating suicide after 15 minutes of listening to this thing..


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nice referencing , he/she would be more suitable hahaha...
Title: Re: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 29 September 2015, 03:45:51
How do people do this..  2yr old

I began contemplating suicide after 15 minutes of listening to this thing..


Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/Tahi4cK.gif)


nice referencing , he/she would be more suitable hahaha...

?  I've always heard babies referred to as " It ",  So... I assumed in referencing, they'd use the same pronouns for "things"

No?

This isn't how engrish iz ? 

Title: Re: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: azhdar on Tue, 29 September 2015, 03:47:26
I'm not pr0 at english but isn't it for objects and animals?

But then again how human is a 2yo baby?
Title: Re: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 29 September 2015, 03:51:01
I'm not pr0 at english but isn't it for objects and animals?

But then again how human is a 2yo baby?

I thought the extruding females stuck to --baby-- until the thing gets to about 3+ ... 4
Title: Re: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: azhdar on Tue, 29 September 2015, 03:56:41
I dunn0 when it starts to talk and walk, it gets pretty human.

But I don't quite remember what are the ages for it.
Title: Re: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 29 September 2015, 04:10:10
I dunn0 when it starts to talk and walk, it gets pretty human.

But I don't quite remember what are the ages for it.

it already talks @ 1.25 - 2


first words happen a bit earlier, but logical connections are not solid.
Title: Re: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: Jokrik on Tue, 29 September 2015, 04:11:46
I have 7 nephews and 2 nieces
Imagine when they're all together in one place, but than I love kids

There are some years which they're just adorable and cute, but some years you can call them jerks

Start by taking care something more real, like dog or cat
I feel sorry for the kid if you jump straight taking care something more humanlike 😂😂

Just DON'T drop the baby
Title: Re: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: Belfong on Tue, 29 September 2015, 05:03:45
And don't poke the baby. Those are not keyboards nor CPUs!
Title: Re: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 29 September 2015, 05:15:07
If it wasn't for the video on "Don't shake babies" that they made us watch in Health Class..

I'd imagine most people resorting to shaking their kids yelling, shut up shut up shut up.... omg... why don't you watermelon.. when I was ur age, they gave me apple,  apple is horrible...
Title: Re: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: absyrd on Tue, 29 September 2015, 05:53:32
The kid alive?

Congrats!

You just won babysitting.
Title: Re: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: digi on Tue, 29 September 2015, 12:48:13
The kid alive?

Congrats!

You just won babysitting.

+1
Title: Re: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: nubbinator on Tue, 29 September 2015, 12:59:10
Wait, someone trusted you with a child?
Title: Re: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: sncbraxsc2 on Tue, 29 September 2015, 13:37:55
you soldered its mouth shut right?
Title: Re: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 29 September 2015, 14:38:12
you soldered its mouth shut right?

I was hoping it would be quiet after I input food..  but the watermelon just overclocked the damn thing and it became louder..
Title: Re: Omg.. Just had to BB-sit
Post by: asdfjkl36 on Tue, 29 September 2015, 14:43:20
you soldered its mouth shut right?

I was hoping it would be quiet after I input food..  but the watermelon just overclocked the damn thing and it became louder..

They dont make em like they use to :/