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Title: White People Problems
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:27:59
So my work is having this international/ethnic celebration where everyone is supposed to bring the food of their peoples.  Since I'm generic white bread, I have no clue what to bring.  What do?
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Sent on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:34:17
Generic white bread.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: fanpeople on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:37:37
Twinkies, lots of twinkies. Crackers would be a funny addition in my workplace but i dont know how well it would go down in a normal work environment.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: asdfjkl36 on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:41:22
McDonalds?
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Joey Quinn on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:42:17
Taco Bell
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:42:43
the most common meal that your mother served you as a child
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Photekq on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:43:15
What's your heritage?
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: inanis on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:47:37
Pound cake. It is white in color (or close to it) and has a pound of butter in it. Doesn't get more average American than that!

*inanis loves pound cake
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:48:07
What's your heritage?

White
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Photekq on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:52:21
White
Irish, German, English, Scottish, French, Welsh, Swiss, etc.?
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: cmadrid on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:53:01
Bring in something you like?
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:55:15
White
Irish, German, English, Scottish, French, Welsh, Swiss, etc.?

Well, my grandpa claims to be Italian, but every white person in America claims that.  Other than that it's just supposition.  I'm generic whitebread.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: asdfjkl36 on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:55:22
Grilled cheese sandwiches.

I like those.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:57:26
Grilled cheese sandwiches.

I like those.

Made with white bread and Kraft "cheese"?
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Photekq on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:57:37
Well, my grandpa claims to be Italian, but every white person in America claims that.  Other than that it's just supposition.  I'm generic whitebread.
Take spaghetti in your pockets
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: digi on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:58:14
Racist, reported.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Air tree on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:58:44
Meatloaf.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: asdfjkl36 on Wed, 30 September 2015, 18:59:47
Grilled cheese sandwiches.

I like those.

Made with white bread and Kraft "cheese"?

Maybe.
I dont make them, i just eat them :D

I'm not white so i dont know the technical terms. Is that what you use?
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 30 September 2015, 19:48:24
Didn't read anything but I'm going with bacon.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Badwrench on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:05:26
Didn't read anything but I'm going with bacon.

'Merica!
(http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/51d441c469beddf06e000000-480/krispy-kreme-donut-burger-america.jpg)
Except that you don't eat half of the stuff on there  :rolleyes:

I am gonna go with Silver Dollar pancakes with Maple syrup.   :thumb:
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: noisyturtle on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:12:16
Celebrate your privilege.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Belfong on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:14:04
McDonalds?
yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: digi on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:14:46
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xslElWhAZBQ/TN1YlyK_v7I/AAAAAAAAE6Y/rNm8TafelwE/s1600/beardeating.jpg)
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: asdfjkl36 on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:15:29

McDonalds?
yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Belfong on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:24:42

McDonalds?
yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???
In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA?  :eek:

edit: it's called McDelivery
https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:25:32

McDonalds?
yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???
In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA?  :eek:


Umm no. :P

I'm glad to or else I'd eat McDonald's way too much.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Belfong on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:26:43
man! We are more lazy than you guys!! as in couch potatoes lazy!
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: bueller on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:26:44

McDonalds?
yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???
In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA?  :eek:

edit: it's called McDelivery
https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/

Sadly that's pretty much an asian thing!
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: vivalarevolución on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:26:56
Sounds like some liberal nonsense.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: asdfjkl36 on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:29:25

McDonalds?
yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???
In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA?  :eek:

edit: it's called McDelivery
https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en

WOOOOOW.


Not fair. I'd be able to sit at home instead of having to drive over there to get my girlfriend food.
Granted, i get food myself, but i dont want to have to get out of the house.

Lucky lucky
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Belfong on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:30:15


Sadly that's pretty much an asian thing!
why sad? we should be happy to get junk delivered right at your door step!
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Michael on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:31:04

McDonalds?
yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???
In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA?  :o

edit: it's called McDelivery
https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en (https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en)

It's a good thing they don't have that here. The average weight would go from 300 to 500 lbs, easily.

They call being overweight in the USA 'disabled'.....
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: asdfjkl36 on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:33:43

McDonalds?
yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???
In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA?  :o

edit: it's called McDelivery
https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en (https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en)

It's a good thing they don't have that here. The average weight would go from 300 to 500 lbs, easily.

They call being overweight in the USA 'disabled'.....

Yea, the disability is not being able to stop eating  :p


But you get to ride a little rascal down the isles of Walmart. So that's cool.
And while you're at Walmart, you can drive up to the McDonalds inside  ;D
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:34:19
There is always this:
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: KatzenKinder on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:34:29

McDonalds?
yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???
In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA?  :o

edit: it's called McDelivery
https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en (https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en)

It's a good thing they don't have that here. The average weight would go from 300 to 500 lbs, easily.

They call being overweight in the USA 'disabled'.....

The menus have some cool things in not USA though... like in Japan McDonald's had "Italian Risotto Balls" lol

I wish there was enough appeal for more interesting things here in US
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Belfong on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:37:34
I don't know if McDelivery will add more pounds - by the time the food arrives, the fries would be soggy and the burger is not as 'fresh'. I don't think this concept works for burgers. It's super convenient for sure.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: njbair on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:37:37
1. Slice some all-beef hot dogs halfway through, longways, like you slice a hot dog bun.

2. Place slices of colby jack cheese along the slices in the dogs.

3. Wrap the hot dog/cheese assemblies with bacon, like a barber shop pole.

4. Broil those suckers.

5. Murica.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Michael on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:41:14

McDonalds?
yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???
In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA?  :o

edit: it's called McDelivery
https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en (https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en)

It's a good thing they don't have that here. The average weight would go from 300 to 500 lbs, easily.

They call being overweight in the USA 'disabled'.....

The menus have some cool things in not USA though... like in Japan McDonald's had "Italian Risotto Balls" lol

I wish there was enough appeal for more interesting things here in US

I just noticed they called them 'Beef Samurai' in Malaysia huehueh
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Belfong on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:51:58
The Samurais are made up of black pepper sauce. It's pretty popular here, spicy and hot!

Hmm, imagine getting a Bushi key with every Samurai Beef HAPPY MEAL! now, that's an idea.. ha ha!
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Binge on Wed, 30 September 2015, 20:58:52
Potato anything is white as white can be.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Sed8op8 on Wed, 30 September 2015, 21:00:14
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(http://i.imgur.com/y7qiLeE.jpg)
white people problems Confirmed



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Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: ghostjuggernaut on Wed, 30 September 2015, 21:03:22
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:eek:
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: retrochick on Wed, 30 September 2015, 21:11:36
does it melt the cheese?
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Binge on Wed, 30 September 2015, 21:12:38
does it melt the cheese?

getting hot in here
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: JDo on Wed, 30 September 2015, 22:41:29
does it melt the cheese?

getting hot in here

(http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/af4f8fb38b6579563c00005bb5e0b359/200105063/thumbs-up-brent-rambo.gif)
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Findecanor on Thu, 01 October 2015, 04:43:28
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: swimmingbird on Thu, 01 October 2015, 07:29:43
just bring in a jar of mayonnaise
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 01 October 2015, 07:34:31
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This is awful
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 01 October 2015, 10:24:12
Bring a burger.  I don't see the problem.


Personally I would bring brats.  Mmmmmmm.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: osi on Thu, 01 October 2015, 10:42:29
Go to Wendy's and buy enough chili to put in a crock pot

done
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: ghostjuggernaut on Thu, 01 October 2015, 10:51:52
Chik-fil-a.

Nothing like food from bigots to stereotype this fine country.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 01 October 2015, 10:52:12
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this takes cheese nips to the next level

*shudders*
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: swimmingbird on Thu, 01 October 2015, 11:02:57
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this takes cheese nips to the next level

*shudders*

This is going to haunt my dreams for a while
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: iri on Thu, 01 October 2015, 11:23:32
nice mod edit, makes so much difference
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 01 October 2015, 11:25:16

nice mod edit, makes so much difference

It does on a computer.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Sed8op8 on Thu, 01 October 2015, 11:41:05

nice mod edit, makes so much difference

It does on a computer.
Hoffman cares about your eyes and eternal souls.   :p
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: iri on Thu, 01 October 2015, 12:38:04
well, she's not ugly, she just needs to remove this rubbish from her tongue and lose about 50kg
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: retrochick on Thu, 01 October 2015, 12:59:33
well, she's not ugly, she just needs to remove this rubbish from her tongue and lose about 50kg

Thanks for your totally unsolicited misogynistic piece of advice there buddy.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: njbair on Thu, 01 October 2015, 13:21:25
well, she's not ugly, she just needs to remove this rubbish from her tongue and lose about 50kg

Thanks for your totally unsolicited misogynistic piece of advice there buddy.
? If it was a dude he could have said the exact same thing.

TIL misogyny is anything negative you say that happens to be about women.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: sncbraxsc2 on Thu, 01 October 2015, 13:32:11


Thanks for your totally unsolicited misogynistic piece of advice there buddy.
[/quote]
? If it was a dude he could have said the exact same thing.

TIL misogyny is anything negative you say that happens to be about women.
[/quote]

I thought he was being nice LOL
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Photekq on Thu, 01 October 2015, 13:35:23
well, she's not ugly, she just needs to remove this rubbish from her tongue and lose about 50kg

Thanks for your totally unsolicited misogynistic piece of advice there buddy.
uwot
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: 27 on Thu, 01 October 2015, 14:20:18
well, she's not ugly, she just needs to remove this rubbish from her tongue and lose about 50kg

Thanks for your totally unsolicited misogynistic piece of advice there buddy.

Huh?
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 01 October 2015, 14:27:27
well, she's not ugly, she just needs to remove this rubbish from her tongue and lose about 50kg

Thanks for your totally unsolicited misogynistic piece of advice there buddy.

She's unhealthy. Stating that doesn't make you an *******.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 01 October 2015, 14:40:31
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Furthermore, y u ban kirkle for cheese nips?

Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: azhdar on Thu, 01 October 2015, 14:43:57

McDonalds?
yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???
In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA?  :o

edit: it's called McDelivery
https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en (https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en)

It's a good thing they don't have that here. The average weight would go from 300 to 500 lbs, easily.

They call being overweight in the USA 'disabled'.....

The menus have some cool things in not USA though... like in Japan McDonald's had "Italian Risotto Balls" lol

I wish there was enough appeal for more interesting things here in US

In France we had the Danq McBaguette (http://pubard.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mcbaguette.png)

But they stopped it :(
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: Fire Brand on Thu, 01 October 2015, 14:45:48

McDonalds?
yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???
In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA?  :o

edit: it's called McDelivery
https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en (https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en)

It's a good thing they don't have that here. The average weight would go from 300 to 500 lbs, easily.

They call being overweight in the USA 'disabled'.....

The menus have some cool things in not USA though... like in Japan McDonald's had "Italian Risotto Balls" lol

I wish there was enough appeal for more interesting things here in US

In France we had the Danq McBaguette
Show Image
(http://pubard.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mcbaguette.png)


But they stopped it :(
Genuinely just made me laugh Azh McBaguette XD
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 01 October 2015, 14:58:27
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Furthermore, y u ban kirkle for cheese nips?

gr8 b8 m8

am i doing this right?
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: iri on Thu, 01 October 2015, 16:01:03
No.

Sentenced for three years in Coventry.
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 01 October 2015, 21:53:20
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Furthermore, y u ban kirkle for cheese nips?

gr8 b8 m8

am i doing this right?

Hoff top modsterb8er
Title: Re: White People Problems
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 01 October 2015, 21:54:42
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Mod Edit:  :-X

Furthermore, y u ban kirkle for cheese nips?

gr8 b8 m8

am i doing this right?

Hoff top modsterb8er

the legend