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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: noisyturtle on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:25:44

Title: Do you have a beard?
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:25:44: Collecting data on the ratio of bearded vs non-bearded men and women on GH. A simple yes or no is good enough for an answer, you can put 'yes' for other facial hair types as well.

Yes. I am beard.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: katushkin on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:28:19: yes.

I was a beard, now I am just a moustache and stubble.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: Michael on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:38:34: Si.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: nathanrosspowell on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:41:01: Oui.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: VinnyCordeiro on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:43:10: Sim.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:44:36: Quote from: noisyturtle on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:25:44

A simple yes or no is good enough for an answer
Quote from: Bro Caps on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:38:34
Si.
Quote from: nathanrosspowell on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:41:01
Oui.
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/459/916/ea9.gif)
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: FreeCopy on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:47:53: No. Clean shave.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: katushkin on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:50:42: Mods, poll plz.

1. Yes.
2. No.
3. I am lady. (add comment with yes or no for clarity)
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: Michael on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:50:43: Quote from: FreeCopy on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:47:53
No. Clean shave.

(http://i.imgur.com/wJtwaWB.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: FreeCopy on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:58:24: Quote from: Bro Caps on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:50:43
Quote from: FreeCopy on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:47:53
No. Clean shave.

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/wJtwaWB.jpg)

Nice. Either way I look like an idiot. It takes forever for it to grow out. I honestly think it would take me close to a year to grow out to the level represented in the first frame. I don't even try anymore.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: Sed8op8 on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:58:35: tengo un poco de pelo en mi melocotón ....

Does that count :))
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: yomammary on Sun, 04 October 2015, 18:01:57: Yeah.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: Michael on Sun, 04 October 2015, 18:11:46: Quote from: Sed8op8 on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:58:35
tengo un poco de pelo en mi melocotón ....

Does that count :))

(https://i.imgur.com/Q2BmE.gif)
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: swimmingbird on Sun, 04 October 2015, 18:13:24: Quote from: Sed8op8 on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:58:35
tengo un poco de pelo en mi melocotón ....

Does that count :))

[attachimg=1]
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: beehatch on Sun, 04 October 2015, 18:15:57: Quote from: Sed8op8 on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:58:35
tengo un poco de pelo en mi melocotón ....

Does that count :))

could you translate that for me
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 04 October 2015, 18:59:15: Yes

Also, polled ya
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: Air tree on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:05:29: Quote from: beehatch on Sun, 04 October 2015, 18:15:57
Quote from: Sed8op8 on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:58:35
tengo un poco de pelo en mi melocotón ....

Does that count :))

could you translate that for me
google translate is your friend mang.

"tengo un poco de pelo en mi melocotón" = "I have a little hair on my peach"
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: beehatch on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:12:40: Quote from: Air tree on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:05:29
Quote from: beehatch on Sun, 04 October 2015, 18:15:57
Quote from: Sed8op8 on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:58:35
tengo un poco de pelo en mi melocotón ....

Does that count :))

could you translate that for me
google translate is your friend mang.

"tengo un poco de pelo en mi melocotón" = "I have a little hair on my peach"

Oh I see now.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: nubbinator on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:16:04: Quote from: katushkin on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:50:42
Mods, poll plz.

1. Yes.
2. No.
3. I am lady. (add comment with yes or no for clarity)

Needs "I am a lady and have a mustache and/or beard"
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: nathanrosspowell on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:18:03: Quote from: nubbinator on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:16:04
Quote from: katushkin on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:50:42
Mods, poll plz.

1. Yes.
2. No.
3. I am lady. (add comment with yes or no for clarity)

Needs "I am a lady and have a mustache and/or beard"

This forum and it's gender binaries.... *triggered*
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:20:26: Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 04 October 2015, 18:59:15
Yes

Also, polled ya

Thanks, I owe you a body massage.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: Michael on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:20:26: Quote from: nubbinator on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:16:04
Quote from: katushkin on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:50:42
Mods, poll plz.

1. Yes.
2. No.
3. I am lady. (add comment with yes or no for clarity)

Needs "I am a lady and have a mustache and/or beard"

English isn't Hoff's native language. ^-^
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:22:13: Quote from: noisyturtle on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:20:26
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 04 October 2015, 18:59:15
Yes

Also, polled ya

Thanks, I owe you a body massage.

;)

Quote from: Bro Caps on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:20:26
Quote from: nubbinator on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:16:04
Quote from: katushkin on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:50:42
Mods, poll plz.

1. Yes.
2. No.
3. I am lady. (add comment with yes or no for clarity)

Needs "I am a lady and have a mustache and/or beard"

English isn't Hoff's native language. ^-^

What is? O.o
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:22:57: Quote from: nubbinator on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:16:04
Quote from: katushkin on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:50:42
Mods, poll plz.

1. Yes.
2. No.
3. I am lady. (add comment with yes or no for clarity)

Needs "I am a lady and have a mustache and/or beard"

Most of the women I work with. One girl has a full on chin beard, very visible. I never understand how she looks in the mirror every morning and is cool with that, butr whatever, she's dating one of the data leads so maybe some guys are into that?
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: Michael on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:24:17: Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:22:13
What is? O.o

(http://i.imgur.com/7Uqd6K6.gif)
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: whmeltonjr on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:26:28: Yes
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: ghostjuggernaut on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:35:49: Bearded and beautiful.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: BlueNalgene on Sun, 04 October 2015, 19:40:20: I haven't shaved since high school (9 years).

I would be curious to see if the people here who don't have a beard have a genetic disposition toward light facial hair. (i.e. Asian)
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: jerue on Sun, 04 October 2015, 20:02:09: A quick blurb about why I will never be clean shaven again:

Once I got a haircut. And made the crucial error of a clean shave the same evening. No one recognized me at work for 3 days, they all thought I was new.

I like keeping a full and somewhat short beard.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Sun, 04 October 2015, 20:09:06: Yup
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: fohat.digs on Sun, 04 October 2015, 20:14:46: I had a beard for a couple of years around 1986-87.

Mustaches off and on from the mid-1970s to the late 1980s, and occasional van Dyke.

Clean shaven since.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: Bomble on Sun, 04 October 2015, 20:22:31: Ever since I left school I've had at least stubble, never clean shaven. Occasionally I'll grow it out until it gets too hot and I have to get rid of it. So... I'm going to go with yes!
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: engicoder on Sun, 04 October 2015, 21:00:14: I hope to have a beard come April next year, but it all depends on how my team does. I've grown a beard a few times during the winter, but always get fed up with it when June roles around.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: katushkin on Sun, 04 October 2015, 21:05:32: Quote from: engicoder on Sun, 04 October 2015, 21:00:14
I hope to have a beard come April next year,

Where are you ordering it from?
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: engicoder on Sun, 04 October 2015, 21:09:33: Quote from: katushkin on Sun, 04 October 2015, 21:05:32
Quote from: engicoder on Sun, 04 October 2015, 21:00:14
I hope to have a beard come April next year,

Where are you ordering it from?
http://www.amazon.com/California-Costumes-Dressed-Costume-Accessory/dp/B007FMC9VO/ref=cts_ap_2_fbt
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: scubaste on Sun, 04 October 2015, 21:36:36: Yep, I've never been able to convince myself to get in the habit of shaving.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: nickheller on Sun, 04 October 2015, 21:38:42: No
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: jd29 on Mon, 05 October 2015, 01:42:54: Yes, but I try to keep it confined around my jaw and chin. And I really can't stand having a moustache.

Are there any wet shavers in here? Is it possible to avoid cutting myself altogether if I'm really careful (with a safety razor), or is it bound to happen to anyone inexperienced? You really can't afford to damage your skin on Accutane, it'll scar over instead of healing properly.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: Oobly on Mon, 05 October 2015, 03:57:06: I have a "chin strengthener". Also known as a "soul patch" I guess. I had a full beard a number of years ago, but was persuaded to shave it off when people saw pictures of how I looked without it. I think I look best how it is now, a small patch on the chin, shaved smooth elsewhere, but I do not enjoy shaving. My skin gets irritated easily and it's such a time consuming task.

A gripe I have about full beards, though. If you have one, please take some time each week to groom it. A little trimming goes a long way to taking it from "bird's nest" to "ooh, nice beard".
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: drewba on Mon, 05 October 2015, 12:44:49: ☐ No Beard
☑ Beard

What is this data being used for?
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: Badwrench on Mon, 05 October 2015, 13:03:19: Life goals :-X
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: iri on Mon, 05 October 2015, 14:26:32: no, just trimmed it. i never shave though.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: ManicMatt1125 on Mon, 05 October 2015, 16:38:25: Yes
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: Melvang on Mon, 05 October 2015, 18:01:48: Yes, and I just got a sample pack of beard oils from said place.

[attach=1]
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: swill on Mon, 05 October 2015, 22:55:27: Quote from: Bro Caps on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:50:43
Quote from: FreeCopy on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:47:53
No. Clean shave.

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/wJtwaWB.jpg)

Haha... This is so accurate. I turn into a baby face when I shave my beard. I look like an old fart the rest of the time. :P
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 06 October 2015, 01:03:57: Theoretically..

If we get 11 more votes, there should be at least another 1 from a female..(http://i.imgur.com/uAYk0lt.gif)
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: Air tree on Tue, 06 October 2015, 04:42:16: Quote from: tp4tissue on Tue, 06 October 2015, 01:03:57
Theoretically..

If we get 11 more votes, there should be at least another 1 from a female..
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/uAYk0lt.gif)

tp, I think you need to go out and raise our total female population by indoctrinating women into the keyboard hobby by using those classic tp4 charms...
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: rowdy on Tue, 06 October 2015, 04:47:24: Quote from: tp4tissue on Tue, 06 October 2015, 01:03:57
Theoretically..

If we get 11 more votes, there should be at least another 1 from a female..
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/uAYk0lt.gif)

Yeah!1!!

Calling all bearded females!!
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 06 October 2015, 06:12:52: Quote from: Air tree on Tue, 06 October 2015, 04:42:16
Quote from: tp4tissue on Tue, 06 October 2015, 01:03:57
Theoretically..

If we get 11 more votes, there should be at least another 1 from a female..
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/uAYk0lt.gif)

tp, I think you need to go out and raise our total female population by indoctrinating women into the keyboard hobby by using those classic tp4 charms...

For whatever reason.. Females won't talk to me unless they're drunk.. But I do alrite afterwards (http://i.imgur.com/cu73Joj.gif)

Just slightly higher upfront cost.

But here's the difficult part, How to find girls who will drink first, then talk to Tp4, then keyboards..

I'm not sure I can combo into this from 5p . gotta find a frame in there to jump buffer.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 06 October 2015, 21:24:35: Wound up being much closer than I thought.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: DanielT on Wed, 07 October 2015, 09:17:34: Shave every morning, had a beard ages ago don't ever want to go that way again :))
Quote from: Sed8op8 on Sun, 04 October 2015, 17:58:35
tengo un poco de pelo en mi melocotón ....

Does that count :))
:)) that's priceless :)) BTW love your avatar :cool:
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: davkol on Thu, 08 October 2015, 13:47:33: Ja, natürlich.

Just trim it once a month or so.
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: henz on Thu, 08 October 2015, 15:32:21: wow. so many beards
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: nathanrosspowell on Thu, 08 October 2015, 23:01:15: Quote from: henz on Thu, 08 October 2015, 15:32:21
wow. so many beards

Less time shaving, more time web surfing, broh!
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: beehatch on Fri, 09 October 2015, 00:15:25: not even good beards either :/
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: Sifo on Fri, 09 October 2015, 00:17:35: Quote from: beehatch on Fri, 09 October 2015, 00:15:25
not even good beards either :/

show me urs then

Lenny face
Title: Re: Do you have a beard?
Post by: henz on Fri, 09 October 2015, 09:37:58: i look like a terrorist, just because im lazy. Now all of a sudden its in style with birds nests.