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Title: What's the best joke you've seen/made of a heavy typer.
Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Wed, 07 October 2015, 22:28:30
I found one in a sound comparison of switches and this guy said: Dude types like he is writing a nazi communique to paris
Title: Re: What's the best joke you've seen/made of a heavy typer.
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 08 October 2015, 00:00:47
I think this is a bit super specific, hahahaha..  Not sure if I've heard any..

If I had to come up with one..

mm....


Why's Jared laying into that keyboard so hard..  Oh, I heard he's been constipated all week..


Idk,  the goal is to put poop in there somewhere,  therefore funny..
Title: Re: What's the best joke you've seen/made of a heavy typer.
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 08 October 2015, 00:14:00
D squad said I'd get fired from new job for typing too loud. Scared to bring in keyboard tomorrow for second day
Title: Re: What's the best joke you've seen/made of a heavy typer.
Post by: Melvang on Thu, 08 October 2015, 00:36:37
Quote from: Sifo on Thu, 08 October 2015, 00:14:00
D squad said I'd get fired from new job for typing too loud. Scared to bring in keyboard tomorrow for second day

If it wasn't your second day on the job, or you hated the job, I would say this would be the opportune moment to bring in an F with a skeleton case, and no floss mod.  And then get crackin at 120+ wpm.
Title: Re: What's the best joke you've seen/made of a heavy typer.
Post by: baldgye on Thu, 08 October 2015, 03:30:50
Quote from: Sifo on Thu, 08 October 2015, 00:14:00
D squad said I'd get fired from new job for typing too loud. Scared to bring in keyboard tomorrow for second day

Jesus christ
Title: Re: What's the best joke you've seen/made of a heavy typer.
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 08 October 2015, 03:36:02
Quote from: Sifo on Thu, 08 October 2015, 00:14:00
D squad said I'd get fired from new job for typing too loud. Scared to bring in keyboard tomorrow for second day

lol
Title: Re: What's the best joke you've seen/made of a heavy typer.
Post by: hudson0804 on Thu, 08 October 2015, 03:42:39
My old boss was a heavy handed brute.

The lass in sales asked him if he was trying to communicate with China via morse code. 

Made me chuckle