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Title: Worthless wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:20:08: For people who dn't know any better.

hahahaha

Did yo uguys see the movie "pixel.." with adam sandler it's great with lots of wine.

Drinking this um. penfolds bin 8 cabernet..

hahahhaa

Austrialian wine.. hahhahahaha wtf is this..

Found it in my aunt's pile of "stuff"

dude.. Pxes is GREAT movie ,, + WINE, I don't think it'd be this good without the inebriation.
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:21:12: Excuse the spell mistake... (http://i.imgur.com/4X0EcYl.gif)
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: absyrd on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:24:22: Obviously the wine is not "worthless".

It made a **** movie watchable.
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: Jokrik on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:25:53: I'll watch any movie with Michelle Monaghan in it, watchable or not
HOTCHICK > WINE
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:28:21: Quote from: jokrik on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:25:53
I'll watch any movie with Michelle Monaghan in it, watchable or not
HOTCHICK > WINE

Jokerik, i Can tell you have a refined taste for MATURE womenz.(http://i.imgur.com/2lBKPsc.gif)
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: absyrd on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:29:06: Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:28:21
Quote from: jokrik on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:25:53
I'll watch any movie with Michelle Monaghan in it, watchable or not
HOTCHICK > WINE

Jokerik, i Can tell you have a refined taste for MATURE womenz.
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/2lBKPsc.gif)

Just like wine...

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:29:24: The problem with young girls is, they're pretty but they don't know how to use it, and much of their "asset is " squandered..

And as an economist yourself, you'd surely know what i mean. (http://i.imgur.com/xBlTzel.gif)
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:31:38: Quote from: absyrd on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:29:06
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:28:21
Quote from: jokrik on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:25:53
I'll watch any movie with Michelle Monaghan in it, watchable or not
HOTCHICK > WINE

Jokerik, i Can tell you have a refined taste for MATURE womenz.
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/2lBKPsc.gif)

Just like wine...

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

I hadn't know this,,, is this really true.?(http://i.imgur.com/ZWd9Js5.gif)
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: inanis on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:50:49: SOOOOO...TP, super drunk huh?
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:55:53: Quote from: inanis on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:50:49
SOOOOO...TP, super drunk huh?

na.. like 3/4 I'm up there but not ,, call the madam drunk
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: azhdar on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:59:37: skype me up bro

i'll explain wine to u
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: mobbo on Mon, 19 October 2015, 09:00:23: Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:55:53
Quote from: inanis on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:50:49
SOOOOO...TP, super drunk huh?

na.. like 3/4 I'm up there but not ,, call the madam drunk

Madam, you're drunk.
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: inanis on Mon, 19 October 2015, 09:03:51: Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:55:53
Quote from: inanis on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:50:49
SOOOOO...TP, super drunk huh?

na.. like 3/4 I'm up there but not ,, call the madam drunk

Your sentence structure says otherwise. Even more TP style that normal! :p Stay away from the ladies of the night, they will steal all your $$ after you pass out.
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 19 October 2015, 09:14:57: Quote from: inanis on Mon, 19 October 2015, 09:03:51
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:55:53
Quote from: inanis on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:50:49
SOOOOO...TP, super drunk huh?

na.. like 3/4 I'm up there but not ,, call the madam drunk

Your sentence structure says otherwise. Even more TP style that normal! :p Stay away from the ladies of the night, they will steal all your $$ after you pass out.

company credit card, is three words
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: Jokrik on Mon, 19 October 2015, 09:36:09: Quote from: azhdar on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:59:37
skype me up bro

i'll explain wine to u
Oh ****, the French man came
Run with all your Australian bottles TP!
He also gonna slam you with cheeses and butter (yum!)
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 19 October 2015, 12:41:37: What I know about wine:

Wine that costs $10+ of the same variety all pretty much tastes the same or equal to pricey bottles imo.

I've had $10 bottles that winos have raved about over a $60-70 bottle of the same type, and that's not the first time that's happened (blind taste testing wines of various pricing tiers.)

Two buck chuck is gonna taste like what it costs, same with Barefoot and stuff like that.

If it comes in a box, you can bet it's crap (or something your girlfriend loves - aka Franzia Zinfandel boxed wine. The drink of broke white girls everywhere)

If you are spending more than $20 on a bottle you are a fool.

Oh, and Pinot Noir is delicious. :cool:
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 19 October 2015, 17:21:13: Quote from: inanis on Mon, 19 October 2015, 09:03:51
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:55:53
Quote from: inanis on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:50:49
SOOOOO...TP, super drunk huh?

na.. like 3/4 I'm up there but not ,, call the madam drunk

Your sentence structure says otherwise. Even more TP style that normal! :p Stay away from the ladies of the night, they will steal all your $$ after you pass out.

I think this is only in the movies.. or perhaps if they have a drug problem
..

But more professional oriented services are on the "repeat customers" front .
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: absyrd on Mon, 19 October 2015, 17:45:38: Do I have to teach you ANOTHER lesson, tp4?

It isn't the movies. It is real ****ing life.

You always put the exact amount on the dresser before-hand. It is a legally binding contract once this is done.

You NEVER pass out before the hooker leaves.

Make sure she out the door and it is locked before you black out. Never let on that you are in a state where you may black out.
Title: Re: Worthless wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 20 October 2015, 04:57:20: Quote from: absyrd on Mon, 19 October 2015, 17:45:38
Do I have to teach you ANOTHER lesson, tp4?

It isn't the movies. It is real ****ing life.

You always put the exact amount on the dresser before-hand. It is a legally binding contract once this is done.

You NEVER pass out before the hooker leaves.

Make sure she out the door and it is locked before you black out. Never let on that you are in a state where you may black out.

If you get one off the streets possibly , sure..

But there are ones with very professional attitudes..

Just sayin'.. ya'll shouldn't label ALL peoplez in such professions as untrustworthy..