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Yes please!
Maybe you could grow bigger hands?Show Image(http://rlv.zcache.com/big_hands_big_feet_you_do_the_math_tshirt-p235163601723302180us19_400.jpg)
You can use most scroll wheels as middle buttons if you press them down.