Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 03 November 2015, 09:10:53
Alcoholism, in progress... oh, too late... I haz it..
Post by: Bartlebum on Tue, 03 November 2015, 10:50:42
Post by: inanis on Tue, 03 November 2015, 10:53:49
Post by: jbondeson on Tue, 03 November 2015, 10:55:53
TP, stop drinking and post more. We need more of our established and appreciated **** posters around here these days.
Whoa, whoa, whoa... let's not go crazy. tp can drink and post more.
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 03 November 2015, 17:51:47
TP, stop drinking and post more. We need more of our established and appreciated **** posters around here these days.
Whoa, whoa, whoa... let's not go crazy. tp can drink and post more.
Remember? inanis was conditioned to not multitask! :O
Here in the land of Corporate Hell, they teach us that anyone who multi-tasks is a bad worker. Instead of doing one thing right, you do two things poorly.
Edit: Yes, you are expected to remember things that haven't even happened yet... :-[ :))
Post by: 1swt2gs on Tue, 03 November 2015, 17:56:08
Edit: so yes, less annoying :))
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 03 November 2015, 17:57:27
For some people I know, 3 shots means blacked out.
Edit: so yes, less annoying :))
Holy...
I wish I were that cheap of a date... :eek:
Post by: Sent on Tue, 03 November 2015, 17:58:15
Holy...
I wish I were that cheap of a date... :eek:
Right? I have a friend who gets drunk just off smelling a shot. It's hilarious. :))
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:01:51
For some people I know, 3 shots means blacked out.
Edit: so yes, less annoying :))
Holy...
I wish I were that cheap of a date... :eek:
Pretty much the Drunkers with MAX stats, can metabolize around 2x the rate we can.
So, if someone heavy like Hoff ever lvl-ed up to that level + his normal body mass, he'd be like doing nearly 30 shots of vodka and be normal
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:04:09
TP, stop drinking and post more. We need more of our established and appreciated **** posters around here these days.
I can't really hang with ya'll as much as before because right now , i'm about to leave for the machine shop as it's morning..
And when it's afternoon or night time, you're all still asleep or offline because you gotta go to work..
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Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:05:19
Holy...
I wish I were that cheap of a date... :eek:
Right? I have a friend who gets drunk just off smelling a shot. It's hilarious. :))
BRB, losing 150 lbs
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Post by: pyrolovesmoney on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:06:02
Post by: azhdar on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:07:11
3-6shots I'm bearable
7shots I'm funny
7+ shots I'm back to being an *******.
Post by: calvinhousecat on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:07:42
Post by: inanis on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:09:52
TP, stop drinking and post more. We need more of our established and appreciated **** posters around here these days.
Whoa, whoa, whoa... let's not go crazy. tp can drink and post more.
Remember? inanis was conditioned to not multitask! :OHere in the land of Corporate Hell, they teach us that anyone who multi-tasks is a bad worker. Instead of doing one thing right, you do two things poorly.
Being quoted from a totally different thread. I finally feel like I'm part of geekhack! <3
TP, stop drinking and post more. We need more of our established and appreciated **** posters around here these days.
I can't really hang with ya'll as much as before because right now , i'm about to leave for the machine shop as it's morning..
And when it's afternoon or night time, you're all still asleep or offline because you gotta go to work..Show Image(http://www.msgking.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/onion-avatar025.gif)
You post and then when you wake up you can be entertained by all of our responses. Win win, with perhaps a slight delay in gratification.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:10:09
I find a nice moscato makes any occasion less annoying
Just for reference guys, a bottle of wine is like 5-7 shots..
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:12:27
TP, stop drinking and post more. We need more of our established and appreciated **** posters around here these days.
Whoa, whoa, whoa... let's not go crazy. tp can drink and post more.
Remember? inanis was conditioned to not multitask! :OHere in the land of Corporate Hell, they teach us that anyone who multi-tasks is a bad worker. Instead of doing one thing right, you do two things poorly.
Being quoted from a totally different thread. I finally feel like I'm part of geekhack! <3
:-* <3 Do you really want to be associated with this crowd though? :P
Post by: jbondeson on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:15:21
TP, stop drinking and post more. We need more of our established and appreciated **** posters around here these days.
Whoa, whoa, whoa... let's not go crazy. tp can drink and post more.
Remember? inanis was conditioned to not multitask! :OHere in the land of Corporate Hell, they teach us that anyone who multi-tasks is a bad worker. Instead of doing one thing right, you do two things poorly.
Being quoted from a totally different thread. I finally feel like I'm part of geekhack! <3
:-* <3 Do you really want to be associated with this crowd though? :P
Yeah, I mean, we're not exactly the most prestigious of groups. ;)
Post by: heedpantsnow on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:23:41
For some people I know, 3 shots means blacked out.
Edit: so yes, less annoying :))
Holy...
I wish I were that cheap of a date... :eek:
Pretty much the Drunkers with MAX stats, can metabolize around 2x the rate we can.
So, if someone heavy like Hoff ever lvl-ed up to that level + his normal body mass, he'd be like doing nearly 30 shots of vodka and be normal
Hoff, are you going to let him get out of calling you "heavy"?
Tp4, you keep calling my wingman "heavy" I will haul my (also heavy) butt over to China and sit on you till that 白酒 starts squeezing out your pores!
Post by: Karura on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:25:45
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:27:29
For some people I know, 3 shots means blacked out.
Edit: so yes, less annoying :))
Holy...
I wish I were that cheap of a date... :eek:
Pretty much the Drunkers with MAX stats, can metabolize around 2x the rate we can.
So, if someone heavy like Hoff ever lvl-ed up to that level + his normal body mass, he'd be like doing nearly 30 shots of vodka and be normal
Hoff, are you going to let him get out of calling you "heavy"?
Tp4, you keep calling my wingman "heavy" I will haul my (also heavy) butt over to China and sit on you till that 白酒 starts squeezing out your pores!
Hang on,, let me go hire some gangsters to be my body-guard (http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/tuzki-bunnys/tuzki-bunny-emoticon-032.gif)(http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/tuzki-bunnys/tuzki-bunny-emoticon-032.gif)
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:28:14
15 shots and I become a time traveler, making 3 hours become 5 minutes.
Imagine OVerclocking + Drinking,, DOUBLE-time-Travel
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:29:12
For some people I know, 3 shots means blacked out.
Edit: so yes, less annoying :))
Holy...
I wish I were that cheap of a date... :eek:
Pretty much the Drunkers with MAX stats, can metabolize around 2x the rate we can.
So, if someone heavy like Hoff ever lvl-ed up to that level + his normal body mass, he'd be like doing nearly 30 shots of vodka and be normal
Hoff, are you going to let him get out of calling you "heavy"?
Tp4, you keep calling my wingman "heavy" I will haul my (also heavy) butt over to China and sit on you till that 白酒 starts squeezing out your pores!
Wow, tp with the low blow... :| I skipped right over that one. Thanks for havin' my back, Pantless Joe. :thumb:
/me sits on tp4
Post by: jbondeson on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:29:22
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:34:15
Seriously, how much longer you in China? Cause the health of OT dearly depends on you tp4!
A long time.. maybe forever..(small possibility)
It' super sux cuz I have to ride the bus these days too..
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:34:48
Post by: whmeltonjr on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:35:24
Seriously, how much longer you in China? Cause the health of OT dearly depends on you tp4!
A long time.. maybe forever..(small possibility)
It' super sux cuz I have to ride the bus these days too..
Can you drink while riding the bus?
My wife is out cold after three shots, which is how we got together in the first place. :))
Post by: heedpantsnow on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:35:33
For some people I know, 3 shots means blacked out.
Edit: so yes, less annoying :))
Holy...
I wish I were that cheap of a date... :eek:
Pretty much the Drunkers with MAX stats, can metabolize around 2x the rate we can.
So, if someone heavy like Hoff ever lvl-ed up to that level + his normal body mass, he'd be like doing nearly 30 shots of vodka and be normal
Hoff, are you going to let him get out of calling you "heavy"?
Tp4, you keep calling my wingman "heavy" I will haul my (also heavy) butt over to China and sit on you till that 白酒 starts squeezing out your pores!
Hang on,, let me go hire some gangsters to be my body-guardShow Image(http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/tuzki-bunnys/tuzki-bunny-emoticon-032.gif)Show Image(http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/tuzki-bunnys/tuzki-bunny-emoticon-032.gif)
How do you know I don't have my own Chinese gangstas? And mine are "heavy", so they can just sit on your gangsters and 伦敦 on their faces. :P
Post by: jbondeson on Tue, 03 November 2015, 18:59:21
Seriously, how much longer you in China? Cause the health of OT dearly depends on you tp4!
A long time.. maybe forever..(small possibility)
It' super sux cuz I have to ride the bus these days too..
Well. In that case we're going to need you to go undercover* and infiltrate** the mysterious*** Chinese keyboard forums and keep tabs on them.
That and you need to work on your tp4bot...
* Pretend to be a curious robot
** or just join one
*** not really all that mysterious
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 03 November 2015, 19:10:48
Seriously, how much longer you in China? Cause the health of OT dearly depends on you tp4!
A long time.. maybe forever..(small possibility)
It' super sux cuz I have to ride the bus these days too..
Can you drink while riding the bus?
My wife is out cold after three shots, which is how we got together in the first place. :))
Dude.... you sounded xtra --Rapey-- righ'der
Post by: calvinhousecat on Tue, 03 November 2015, 19:57:55
Seriously, how much longer you in China? Cause the health of OT dearly depends on you tp4!
A long time.. maybe forever..(small possibility)
It' super sux cuz I have to ride the bus these days too..
Can you drink while riding the bus?
My wife is out cold after three shots, which is how we got together in the first place. :))
(http://i.imgur.com/6yjBDPb.gif)
Post by: chromatically on Tue, 03 November 2015, 19:59:03
Everything is less annoying with 3 shots of hard-liquor ??
Alcoholism, in progress... oh, too late... I haz it..
everything is less annoying with 3 puffs of this here... cigarette... yeah, cigarette. ;)
Post by: whmeltonjr on Tue, 03 November 2015, 20:28:29
Seriously, how much longer you in China? Cause the health of OT dearly depends on you tp4!
A long time.. maybe forever..(small possibility)
It' super sux cuz I have to ride the bus these days too..
Can you drink while riding the bus?
My wife is out cold after three shots, which is how we got together in the first place. :))
Dude.... you sounded xtra --Rapey-- righ'der
Seriously, how much longer you in China? Cause the health of OT dearly depends on you tp4!
A long time.. maybe forever..(small possibility)
It' super sux cuz I have to ride the bus these days too..
Can you drink while riding the bus?
My wife is out cold after three shots, which is how we got together in the first place. :))Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/6yjBDPb.gif)
Nah, only kidding. While my wife is actually a lightweight (she only weighs 100 pounds), it has nothing to do with how we got together. The actual story sounds like one of those corny made for TV movies, so I'll save everyone from the cheesy story.
Post by: shinigamiyuk on Tue, 03 November 2015, 20:31:20
If only drinking at work wasn't frowned upon...
I can get by this. Would make my 12 hour shifts more tolerable.
Post by: 1swt2gs on Wed, 04 November 2015, 01:45:51
Seriously, how much longer you in China? Cause the health of OT dearly depends on you tp4!
A long time.. maybe forever..(small possibility)
It' super sux cuz I have to ride the bus these days too..
Can you drink while riding the bus?
My wife is out cold after three shots, which is how we got together in the first place. :))
Dude.... you sounded xtra --Rapey-- righ'derSeriously, how much longer you in China? Cause the health of OT dearly depends on you tp4!
A long time.. maybe forever..(small possibility)
It' super sux cuz I have to ride the bus these days too..
Can you drink while riding the bus?
My wife is out cold after three shots, which is how we got together in the first place. :))Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/6yjBDPb.gif)
Nah, only kidding. While my wife is actually a lightweight (she only weighs 100 pounds), it has nothing to do with how we got together. The actual story sounds like one of those corny made for TV movies, so I'll save everyone from the cheesy story.
Sureee. lets go with the first story, more entertaining.