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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: njbair on Sat, 14 November 2015, 08:08:54
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Tired of Christmas in November relegating your beloved roast turkey to the back burner? This is the place to vent.
There is just one rule, though. Every complaint must be followed up by something you're thankful for.
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I'll start.
My 4-year-old already wants to watch Christmas cartoons.
But I'm thankful for my 4-year-old.
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Well if anyone one is in the Texas area and wants a thanksgiving let me know!
Going to put this NuWave oven to the test!
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Well if anyone one is in the Texas area and wants a thanksgiving let me know!
Going to put this NuWave oven to the test!
My parents have one of those. Does an awesome job on chicken, and they cooked a turkey breast in their too that was delicious.
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Well if anyone one is in the Texas area and wants a thanksgiving let me know!
Going to put this NuWave oven to the test!
My parents have one of those. Does an awesome job on chicken, and they cooked a turkey breast in their too that was delicious.
That's what I am telling people!
**** has changed my life yo
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Well if anyone one is in the Texas area and wants a thanksgiving let me know!
Going to put this NuWave oven to the test!
I'm coming over.
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I got different relatives who want to make their own Thanksgiving party instead of collaborating and making one.
But I'm thankful I have family who want to host parties.
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My roommate was blasting Christmas music to help study for exams since last week, I think that was the closest I may have ever got to murdering somebody. :p
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Much like others have shared, I don't like how early Christmas music starts.
But I am thankful for having other sources of music so I don't have to be subjected to that nonsense on the radio. :P
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Much like others have shared, I don't like how early Christmas music starts.
But I am thankful for having other sources of music so I don't have to be subjected to that nonsense on the radio. :P
I'm the guy that sings Christmas music year long.
Reason partly being its the only songs I know by heart.
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Not only is Christmas music everywhere on the radio, but now it is in every thread. Change thread title plz.
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Not only is Christmas music everywhere on the radio, but now it is in every thread. Change thread title plz.
I'm thankful I got to annoy someone just by making this thread.
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I haven't spent Thanksgiving with my family in 7 or 8 years. I miss them so much, be thankful you have the honor of 'putting up with them' for the holidays.
A year by yourself here and there can be nice, getting toasty on nog and providing yourself with an Amazon Hanukkah or Christmas, but after a while that time of year just feel empty and black and crushing.
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I haven't spent Thanksgiving with my family in 7 or 8 years. I miss them so much, be thankful you have the honor of 'putting up with them' for the holidays.
A year by yourself here and there can be nice, getting toasty on nog and providing yourself with an Amazon Hanukkah or Christmas, but after a while that time of year just feel empty and black and crushing.
Are you not able to get back home and visit them around this time of year? :(
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Canadian thanksgiving was a month ago! No therapy needed here. ;)
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I haven't spent Thanksgiving with my family in 7 or 8 years. I miss them so much, be thankful you have the honor of 'putting up with them' for the holidays.
A year by yourself here and there can be nice, getting toasty on nog and providing yourself with an Amazon Hanukkah or Christmas, but after a while that time of year just feel empty and black and crushing.
Sorry to hear. Any idea when/if you'll be able to get back?
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My mom decided "NO FOOTBALL!" on for this Thanksgiving when she called me last night. My aunt is a huge Cowboys fan, and normally they come over, but now with recently extended family she won't be here. Mom wants us to "interact with each other instead of the television." I tried explaining we can talk while watching football. She just got pissed off.
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My mom decided "NO FOOTBALL!" on for this Thanksgiving when she called me last night. My aunt is a huge Cowboys fan, and normally they come over, but now with recently extended family she won't be here. Mom wants us to "interact with each other instead of the television." I tried explaining we can talk while watching football. She just got pissed off.
:o
Might as well ban turkey and stuffing while she's at it!
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I've heard the aging process described this way. Think of the 5 things that are most important to you. Now remove 2 of them from your life, then another, etc. That most vividly characterizes the process.
One thing you tend to do is appreciate the things you do still have left. Little things, like the first cool breeze after a warm day or the tangible reward for eating a lot of fiber. I'm thankful that wrinkles don't hurt.
I never realized how much I would love my grandchildren. I'm especially thankful for them.
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or the tangible reward for eating a lot of fiber.
I am also thankful for a good BM.
And I especially like the first cool breeze on my bald head.
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or the tangible reward for eating a lot of fiber.
I am also thankful for a good BM.
And I especially like the first cool breeze on my bald head.
Does that good looking wife of yours like your bald head as much as my wife likes mine? She can't keep her hands off of my scalp!
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or the tangible reward for eating a lot of fiber.
I am also thankful for a good BM.
And I especially like the first cool breeze on my bald head.
Does that good looking wife of yours like your bald head as much as my wife likes mine? She can't keep her hands off of my scalp!
I told her when we first started dating that I was definitely going to be bald one day. She likes it, but not enough to shave her own head. I've tried. Haha.
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Oh yeah... and to bring it back on topic...
My mom also HATES me shaving my head. At the beginning she used to say I looked like a neonazi and didn't want to be seen with me in public. Every time we do anything social (and occasionally in private), she says let it grow as much as it can.
So for Thanksgimme I'll probably go a week without shaving just to shut her up for the day about it.
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My mom decided "NO FOOTBALL!" on for this Thanksgiving when she called me last night. My aunt is a huge Cowboys fan, and normally they come over, but now with recently extended family she won't be here. Mom wants us to "interact with each other instead of the television." I tried explaining we can talk while watching football. She just got pissed off.
Offer still stands to have Thanksgiving with my family!
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My mom decided "NO FOOTBALL!" on for this Thanksgiving when she called me last night. My aunt is a huge Cowboys fan, and normally they come over, but now with recently extended family she won't be here. Mom wants us to "interact with each other instead of the television." I tried explaining we can talk while watching football. She just got pissed off.
Offer still stands to have Thanksgiving with my family!
I'm guessing it is ****ing awesome. I mean... they must have fed you REAL well for you to grow into the manly man-giant you are today. Tell me about your Thanksgimme food/spread. I need therapy because mine is in question.
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I never celebrated Thanksgiving and I dont feel like Im missing out. But Halloween seems like a lot of fun and its slowly getting more and more common here as well :)
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My mom decided "NO FOOTBALL!" on for this Thanksgiving when she called me last night. My aunt is a huge Cowboys fan, and normally they come over, but now with recently extended family she won't be here. Mom wants us to "interact with each other instead of the television." I tried explaining we can talk while watching football. She just got pissed off.
Offer still stands to have Thanksgiving with my family!
I'm guessing it is ****ing awesome. I mean... they must have fed you REAL well for you to grow into the manly man-giant you are today. Tell me about your Thanksgimme food/spread. I need therapy because mine is in question.
My consumption is roughly 40% green bean casserole, 25% rolls, 25% pie, 5% milk, and 5% wine.
We also have stuffing, some sort of cranberry stuff, squash (?), and turkey I guess. My mom doesn't like that I don't eat the turkey. But why on earth would I waste space when there's so much casserole to eat??
Fair warning though, you'll have to compete with my sisters and me for the casserole. My mom even went so far as to make two dishes of it to satisfy our hunger.
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I'm thankful that my Thanksgiving meal isn't traditional.....although I did have a very traditional American style Thanksgiving in rural New Hampshire once. That was ****ing magical. We'll probably have Chinese food :D.
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I'm thankful that my Thanksgiving meal isn't traditional.....
Why? :(
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I'm thankful that my Thanksgiving meal isn't traditional.....
Why? :(
Who wants to eat the same thing at the same time yearly? :P
Variety is good man. Although I'm really hoping we get a pie. I love pie. I should ask my mom to get one.
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I'm thankful that my Thanksgiving meal isn't traditional.....
Why? :(
Who wants to eat the same thing at the same time yearly? :P
Variety is good man. Although I'm really hoping we get a pie. I love pie. I should ask my mom to get one.
But you're having Chinese food, which it sounds like you do every year...
And why not? We've got 364 other days to be adventurous. ;)
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But you're having Chinese food, which it sounds like you do every year...
And why not? We've got 364 other days to be adventurous. ;)
You assumed we have it every year but that's not the case.
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This will be the first time in a few years that I have not worked on Thanksgiving. I kind of liked working the holiday, extra money, not seeing the family, and I could still come home and eat leftovers. Wish I still worked the holiday.
Thankful to be able to enjoy the food though ;D
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But you're having Chinese food, which it sounds like you do every year...
And why not? We've got 364 other days to be adventurous. ;)
You assumed we have it every year but that's not the case.
Fair enough. I wonder what CPTBadAss eats most years for Thanksgiving. :)
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CPT, are your parents straight off the boat?
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Fair enough. I wonder what CPTBadAss eats most years for Thanksgiving. :)
Pretty much whatever we feel like lol. Last year we made dumplings. The year before I made steaks and lots of delicious sides. Sometimes we make turkey.
CPT, are your parents straight off the boat?
They came over on boats and now we on spaceships. And that's a little rude isn't it? Maybe they flew over. How'd your ancestors come here?
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Fair enough. I wonder what CPTBadAss eats most years for Thanksgiving. :)
Pretty much whatever we feel like lol. Last year we made dumplings. The year before I made steaks and lots of delicious sides. Sometimes we make turkey.
I just assumed a 15 course meal of all ice cream. :p
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Screw Thanksgiving. Last year ON thanksgiving I was hit by a car whal crossing the street IN THE CROSSWALK and ejected off the hood 18ft, I landed head/shoulder first into a curb. Im still messed up from it.
The lady "was mad at her boyfriend" so apparently nearly killing innocent pedestrians is ok?
Screw Thanksgiving.
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My wife's family decided to have ****ing soup for Thanksgiving this year, and my wife vetoed my idea of not going out of protest.
I'm thankful that I don't have to eat any of the ****in soup myself tho.
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Fair enough. I wonder what CPTBadAss eats most years for Thanksgiving. :)
Pretty much whatever we feel like lol. Last year we made dumplings. The year before I made steaks and lots of delicious sides. Sometimes we make turkey.
CPT, are your parents straight off the boat?
They came over on boats and now we on spaceships. And that's a little rude isn't it? Maybe they flew over. How'd your ancestors come here?
Yes they flew, and boy were their arms tired! BTW I didn't mean it to be rude...just an expression for whether they were born here or not.
All my great grandparents emigrated from Europe to the mountains of PA, so my grandparents were all Euro-hillbillies. I don't even know what I am...
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Fair enough. I wonder what CPTBadAss eats most years for Thanksgiving. :)
Pretty much whatever we feel like lol. Last year we made dumplings. The year before I made steaks and lots of delicious sides. Sometimes we make turkey.
CPT, are your parents straight off the boat?
They came over on boats and now we on spaceships. And that's a little rude isn't it? Maybe they flew over. How'd your ancestors come here?
Mmmmm, dumplings.
My ancestors came via boat. There were no planes at the time. :(
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I don't understand. What is this thanksgiving thing
Plz be gentle
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I don't understand. What is this thanksgiving thing
Plz be gentle
From what I can tell it's basically because most of America hates Jesus, so they use Thanks Giving to be like; "oh hay Jesus, did you say it was your birthday next week? Yeah well all those friends you already invited are coming to my party instead, and we are having turkey and **** so **** you Jesus"
Pretty sure that's the reason.
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I don't understand. What is this thanksgiving thing
Plz be gentle
From what I can tell it's basically because most of America hates Jesus, so they use Thanks Giving to be like; "oh hay Jesus, did you say it was your birthday next week? Yeah well all those friends you already invited are coming to my party instead, and we are having turkey and **** so **** you Jesus"
Pretty sure that's the reason.
wat
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I don't understand. What is this thanksgiving thing
Plz be gentle
From what I can tell it's basically because most of America hates Jesus, so they use Thanks Giving to be like; "oh hay Jesus, did you say it was your birthday next week? Yeah well all those friends you already invited are coming to my party instead, and we are having turkey and **** so **** you Jesus"
Pretty sure that's the reason.
wat
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I don't understand. What is this thanksgiving thing
Plz be gentle
Pilgrims, Indians (the native American brand), turkeys, corn etc. At least that's how it's taught in elementary school.
Anymore it's just the day before black Friday. :rolleyes:
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I don't understand. What is this thanksgiving thing
Plz be gentle
From what I can tell it's basically because most of America hates Jesus, so they use Thanks Giving to be like; "oh hay Jesus, did you say it was your birthday next week? Yeah well all those friends you already invited are coming to my party instead, and we are having turkey and **** so **** you Jesus"
Pretty sure that's the reason.
Just watch Addams Family Values.
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I don't understand. What is this thanksgiving thing
Plz be gentle
Serious answer: It's a holiday that was established by Abraham Lincoln during the Civil War, the fourth Thursday in November each year, as a time to be with family and reflect on all the things we have to be thankful for.
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I don't understand. What is this thanksgiving thing
Plz be gentle
From what I can tell it's basically because most of America hates Jesus, so they use Thanks Giving to be like; "oh hay Jesus, did you say it was your birthday next week? Yeah well all those friends you already invited are coming to my party instead, and we are having turkey and **** so **** you Jesus"
Pretty sure that's the reason.
wat
Baldgye read somewhere that Christians will melt if they hear or read swear words, so he's just trying to see if it's true.
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I don't understand. What is this thanksgiving thing
Plz be gentle
From what I can tell it's basically because most of America hates Jesus, so they use Thanks Giving to be like; "oh hay Jesus, did you say it was your birthday next week? Yeah well all those friends you already invited are coming to my party instead, and we are having turkey and **** so **** you Jesus"
Pretty sure that's the reason.
wat
Baldgye read somewhere that Christians will melt if they hear or read swear words, so he's just trying to see if it's true.
So is it?
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I don't understand. What is this thanksgiving thing
Plz be gentle
From what I can tell it's basically because most of America hates Jesus, so they use Thanks Giving to be like; "oh hay Jesus, did you say it was your birthday next week? Yeah well all those friends you already invited are coming to my party instead, and we are having turkey and **** so **** you Jesus"
Pretty sure that's the reason.
wat
Baldgye read somewhere that Christians will melt if they hear or read swear words, so he's just trying to see if it's true.
So is it?
We don't melt, we get raptured.
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I don't understand. What is this thanksgiving thing
Plz be gentle
From what I can tell it's basically because most of America hates Jesus, so they use Thanks Giving to be like; "oh hay Jesus, did you say it was your birthday next week? Yeah well all those friends you already invited are coming to my party instead, and we are having turkey and **** so **** you Jesus"
Pretty sure that's the reason.
wat
Baldgye read somewhere that Christians will melt if they hear or read swear words, so he's just trying to see if it's true.
So is it?
We don't melt, we get raptured.
Is that when how you get into the volcano ?
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I don't understand. What is this thanksgiving thing
Plz be gentle
From what I can tell it's basically because most of America hates Jesus, so they use Thanks Giving to be like; "oh hay Jesus, did you say it was your birthday next week? Yeah well all those friends you already invited are coming to my party instead, and we are having turkey and **** so **** you Jesus"
Pretty sure that's the reason.
wat
Baldgye read somewhere that Christians will melt if they hear or read swear words, so he's just trying to see if it's true.
So is it?
We don't melt, we get raptured.
Is that when how you get into the volcano ?
That's scientology, and it's their lord Xenu who goes into the Volcano. :thumb:
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(http://i.imgur.com/ua4RMyg.png)
I drew a picture, is this right?
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Woah where did you find that ancient depiction?
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Woah where did you find that ancient depiction?
I drew it