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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Sat, 14 November 2015, 18:13:11

Title: Was not awares of this.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 14 November 2015, 18:13:11
But, if a shirt fits "Toooo" well,  peeps think you may be Ghey. 

When did this happen.
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: absyrd on Sat, 14 November 2015, 18:14:19
"Athletic fit" shirts are all places like Target and such sell anymore. I can't buy a shirt that isn't tight around my arms and chest. And I don't have big arms or chest.
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: fohat.digs on Sat, 14 November 2015, 18:56:38
If you have it, flaunt it.

If you don't camouflage it.
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: PunksDead on Sat, 14 November 2015, 19:06:41
Thank jeebus for "slim fit tees"

And cod pieces
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: njbair on Sat, 14 November 2015, 19:24:24


And cod pieces

QFT
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: noisyturtle on Sat, 14 November 2015, 20:09:57
Or conversely, guys who wear tight shiny shirts are usually guido douchecanoes that douse themselves in Aqua Di Gio and buy xxs Affliction shirts then get drunk at bars and try to fight strangers.
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: fanpeople on Sat, 14 November 2015, 20:19:55
Or conversely, guys who wear tight shiny shirts are usually guido douchecanoes that douse themselves in Aqua Di Gio and buy xxs Affliction shirts then get drunk at bars and try to fight strangers.

I generally buy my shirts with plenty of wiggle room. A few months of dryer treatment I feel like I am at an underground Austrian rave but I generally don't want to discard the shirt so I just endure the unintentional muscle shirt. 
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: swimmingbird on Sat, 14 November 2015, 20:23:14
To be expected with "tight" shirts - what you want is a shirt that is well fitted
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 14 November 2015, 20:31:15
I generally go with fohat's second suggestion.
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: appleonama on Sat, 14 November 2015, 20:42:03
So is that why guys make fun of me? When I emulate my sisters jeans.
 
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: Coreda on Sat, 14 November 2015, 20:50:08
But, if a shirt fits "Toooo" well,  peeps think you may be Ghey. 

When did this happen.

Share your stories tp
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: Bromono on Sat, 14 November 2015, 21:33:21
To be expected with "tight" shirts - what you want is a shirt that is well fitted

If you see nipples, it's to tight.
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: 1swt2gs on Sat, 14 November 2015, 22:17:48
Or conversely, guys who wear tight shiny shirts are usually guido douchecanoes that douse themselves in Aqua Di Gio and buy xxs Affliction shirts then get drunk at bars and try to fight strangers.

I wear aqua di gio, it actually smells good :D
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 14 November 2015, 23:13:05
To be expected with "tight" shirts - what you want is a shirt that is well fitted

If you see nipples, it's to tight.

UM...   This is not always true,  because if you move your arms backwards a bit,  the shirt always tightens in the front.. 

So it really depends on how far your arms are going back.
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: absyrd on Sun, 15 November 2015, 05:05:58
To be expected with "tight" shirts - what you want is a shirt that is well fitted

If you see nipples, it's to tight.

UM...   This is not always true,  because if you move your arms backwards a bit,  the shirt always tightens in the front.. 

So it really depends on how far your arms are going back.

Depends on size and location of nips on a guy, too. This varies greatly.

Also depends on how you react to getting a chill.
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 15 November 2015, 07:17:24
To be expected with "tight" shirts - what you want is a shirt that is well fitted

If you see nipples, it's to tight.

UM...   This is not always true,  because if you move your arms backwards a bit,  the shirt always tightens in the front.. 

So it really depends on how far your arms are going back.

Depends on size and location of nips on a guy, too. This varies greatly.

Also depends on how you react to getting a chill.

also..

CHEST MUSCLES.. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/relax1-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862517)
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: absyrd on Sun, 15 November 2015, 07:30:18
Chest muscles vs manboobz.

I have a mix of both.
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 15 November 2015, 19:36:19
But, if a shirt fits "Toooo" well,  peeps think you may be Ghey. 

When did this happen.

Share your stories tp

Went to a wedding in what I thought was a nice shirt.. 

This chick said I had nice -collar-bones..  wtf does that even mean..   Then someone started a rumor that I might be ghey,    and now at least 3 female family members has heardz the rumor..


Now I'm working on creating a Chinese social media profile to prove that I'm not Ghey..  And since I don't have time for an actual girlfriend..   This is ridiculous, I will be paying someone to pose in fotos with me next weekend so that it disrupts the rumors...


Sigh.................   fking.. ...  sigh..........
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: fohat.digs on Sun, 15 November 2015, 19:53:53

Then someone started a rumor that I might be ghey,
and now at least 3 female family members has heardz the rumor.


You just need to set those cousins straight, once and for all.
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: Coreda on Sun, 15 November 2015, 20:00:47
lmao

unbelievable
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: njbair on Sun, 15 November 2015, 20:12:57

Then someone started a rumor that I might be ghey,
and now at least 3 female family members has heardz the rumor.


You just need to set those cousins straight, once and for all.
You sick little monkey.
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: bcredbottle on Sun, 15 November 2015, 20:16:44

Then someone started a rumor that I might be ghey,
and now at least 3 female family members has heardz the rumor.


You just need to set those cousins straight, once and for all.

POTY
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: jaffers on Fri, 20 November 2015, 02:06:07
Paying someone to help create fake profile of yourself to change the opinions of other people... Tp4 plz.
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 20 November 2015, 07:22:12
Paying someone to help create fake profile of yourself to change the opinions of other people... Tp4 plz.


Well know.. I'm paid her to take pictars with me, so that people think i haz interest in females..


Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: jaffers on Fri, 20 November 2015, 23:56:07
Paying someone to help create fake profile of yourself to change the opinions of other people... Tp4 plz.


Well know.. I'm paid her to take pictars with me, so that people think i haz interest in females..

Well you don't need to create a fake profile to do that, just tell them to go on your geekhack profile and that conclusion can be developed in less than 28 seconds
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 21 November 2015, 07:21:40
Paying someone to help create fake profile of yourself to change the opinions of other people... Tp4 plz.


Well know.. I'm paid her to take pictars with me, so that people think i haz interest in females..

Well you don't need to create a fake profile to do that, just tell them to go on your geekhack profile and that conclusion can be developed in less than 28 seconds

No man..  you gotta haz the fotos..    People don't believe words..  also,  they're not gonna read english..

Especially not  Tp4-glish,  which is a mash of Almost-words.  (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/full-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862505)
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: Charizard on Mon, 23 November 2015, 21:29:34
Paying someone to help create fake profile of yourself to change the opinions of other people... Tp4 plz.


Well know.. I'm paid her to take pictars with me, so that people think i haz interest in females..




This is some serious dedication to stopping a vague rumor that you might be gay. I can't help but be amused and impressed.
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: swimmingbird on Mon, 23 November 2015, 21:35:21
Paying someone to help create fake profile of yourself to change the opinions of other people... Tp4 plz.


Well know.. I'm paid her to take pictars with me, so that people think i haz interest in females..

Come on tp4 it's time to come out of the closet and admit you like ergodox and not women
Title: Re: Was not awares of this.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 24 November 2015, 10:42:36
Paying someone to help create fake profile of yourself to change the opinions of other people... Tp4 plz.


Well know.. I'm paid her to take pictars with me, so that people think i haz interest in females..

Come on tp4 it's time to come out of the closet and admit you like ergodox and not women


I like both..  but If I had to choose..  well , you already know the answer don't you Geekhackers.