Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 01 December 2015, 08:45:44
I was carting this female to her apartment.
She was sitting in the back of the electric bike yea?
Then she saw a frenchfry stand, and wanted french fries, So i'm like.. freakin'.. ok.. fine..
She gets the french fries.. it comes in a little bowl with skewers (so you don't get your hands dirty)
I start the bike, en-route, she falls off while eating french fries, but before she hits the ground, She puts one of those skewers through my jacket into my shoulder..
It's in me a good centimeter.. sigh............. Ffffffff..
Lesson learned. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/eaten-alive-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862501)
Post by: ImbaHue on Tue, 01 December 2015, 08:50:11
How's them shoulders?
Post by: inanis on Tue, 01 December 2015, 08:54:27
I hear the air quality in China is awful right now. Don't die.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 01 December 2015, 08:55:51
Now it hurts alot..
Right when I engage my rear deltoids, there's an extremely sharp pain..
Post by: jdcarpe on Tue, 01 December 2015, 08:59:09
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 01 December 2015, 09:00:51
Don't pick up drunk chicks, tp.
Wonder what they're putting in these Chinese Fries.. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/hehe-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862507)
Post by: Belfong on Tue, 01 December 2015, 09:01:59
Post by: jdcarpe on Tue, 01 December 2015, 09:02:19
Post by: demik on Tue, 01 December 2015, 10:03:16
Let's get drunk together tp.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 01 December 2015, 19:18:54
Me too. In the back. And the heart.
Let's get drunk together tp.
dang...... Life's ruff..
(http://img.emoticonplus.com/nwde8.gif)
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 01 December 2015, 20:19:57
Post by: fohat.digs on Tue, 01 December 2015, 20:26:41
Post by: jaffers on Tue, 01 December 2015, 20:41:11
Post by: FreeCopy on Tue, 01 December 2015, 20:52:28
I have to imagine the skewer in the shoulder would be more painful since it sounds like it got the muscle.
Post by: heedpantsnow on Tue, 01 December 2015, 21:29:15
Post by: FreeCopy on Tue, 01 December 2015, 21:32:25
Ouch. Sorry tp (and Freecopy). I stabbed my foot with a knife last week...but TP got mad at me for posting a pic
That sucked, too! I always appreciate a pic with a story. Well, I'm not always happy I looked, but I can't not look.
Post by: bcredbottle on Tue, 01 December 2015, 21:33:18
I got stabbed in the back once with an actual knife. I was the lucky recipient of one of my ex-friends tricks that involved a small pocket knife into my shoulder blade. Definitely ranks in the top 5 of painful experiences in my life. We were 13/14 at the time.
I have to imagine the skewer in the shoulder would be more painful since it sounds like it got the muscle.
How is that a trick? Worst magician ever.
Post by: FreeCopy on Tue, 01 December 2015, 21:51:55
I got stabbed in the back once with an actual knife. I was the lucky recipient of one of my ex-friends tricks that involved a small pocket knife into my shoulder blade. Definitely ranks in the top 5 of painful experiences in my life. We were 13/14 at the time.
I have to imagine the skewer in the shoulder would be more painful since it sounds like it got the muscle.
How is that a trick? Worst magician ever.
It's all stupidity. You hold the knife with the blade down and swing down in a stabbing motion and at the last second, tuck the knife against your forearm and poke the person with your index finger. It can work but not when your depth perception is ****, which his seemed to be.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 01 December 2015, 22:34:56
I got stabbed in the back once with an actual knife. I was the lucky recipient of one of my ex-friends tricks that involved a small pocket knife into my shoulder blade. Definitely ranks in the top 5 of painful experiences in my life. We were 13/14 at the time.
I have to imagine the skewer in the shoulder would be more painful since it sounds like it got the muscle.
How is that a trick? Worst magician ever.
It's all stupidity. You hold the knife with the blade down and swing down in a stabbing motion and at the last second, tuck the knife against your forearm and poke the person with your index finger. It can work but not when your depth perception is ****, which his seemed to be.
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Post by: PunksDead on Tue, 01 December 2015, 23:03:57
(http://i.imgur.com/35ysm2m.gif)
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 03 December 2015, 03:40:51
Reasonable price to pay for a hot date.
My reply seems to have evaporated.
I suggested something along the lines that I would prefer a slightly less hot one provided she wasn't going to stab me!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 03 December 2015, 03:50:52
Reasonable price to pay for a hot date.
My reply seems to have evaporated.
I suggested something along the lines that I would prefer a slightly less hot one provided she wasn't going to stab me!
Hrrrm... if the rollbacks went back in time far enough.. Would I magically get un-stabbed?
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 03 December 2015, 03:57:18
Reasonable price to pay for a hot date.
My reply seems to have evaporated.
I suggested something along the lines that I would prefer a slightly less hot one provided she wasn't going to stab me!
Hrrrm... if the rollbacks went back in time far enough.. Would I magically get un-stabbed?
You shoulda quick-saved!
Post by: GuilleAcoustic on Thu, 03 December 2015, 04:57:19
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 03 December 2015, 06:05:50
Show Image(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/54489642.jpg)
I know righ...
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 03 December 2015, 11:50:44
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Post by: Binge on Thu, 03 December 2015, 11:53:05
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 03 December 2015, 19:50:35
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 03 December 2015, 20:15:38
I thought he was going to say someone stabbed him to steal his ErgoDox!
Egdx @z homez, no thief get through my gigantic metal door. . hmm.. now that I think about it.. perhaps if the door was smaller... it'd be harder to get through, like how would you rob a hobbit, it'd be so hard to get stuff through those little doors.
Post by: Leslieann on Thu, 03 December 2015, 21:40:09
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 03 December 2015, 21:44:21
Well now you know how women feel when you give them a quick poke and then don't even stay for breakfast.
wha.. I.. wha.. hows...nuh unn.. wha.. no?..
I words. come .. no.. say.. can't..
/Tp4 language module init failure.