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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: ander on Fri, 18 December 2015, 04:52:08
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(And remember, list-makers: If it's not a complete sentence, it doesn't need a period.)
- Little clip-on motorized disco mirror balls for RGB KBs
- KBs with USB 1.1 ports, for those times when USB 2.0 is just too fast
- Special macro keys you can program to fire your regular macro keys, because then you don't have to actually press the regular ones, see?
- A cat litter box shaped like a KB with its keys removed (anyone who's cleaned out a 20-year-old KB will get it)
- MKs you can get really cheap because when you view certain sites their backlighting becomes a scrolling marquee of ad messages
- A KB with Cherry MX Super Blacks (http://deskthority.net/wiki/Cherry_MX_Super_Black) and a layout even slower and kludgier than QWERTY, for people who don't think they work hard enough
- Sarcastic "artisan" caps with faces of attractive people
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Tech support that tries to help you, regardless of how much of a **** you are.
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a tv remote that needs an ac adapter.
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scented candles made from doggy-doo
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a tv remote that needs an ac adapter.
scented candles made from doggy-doo
Do you know what sarcasm is?
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a computer mouse where the axis randomly changes
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a tv remote that needs an ac adapter.
scented candles made from doggy-doo
Do you know what sarcasm is?
clearly i have them brain disorders that prevents me from understanding even general english
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a tv remote that needs an ac adapter.
You mean, like a PS3 controller? :rolleyes:
a computer mouse where the axis randomly changes
Apple made that in 1998 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_USB_Mouse). They didn't invent it though - they had copied an older design (http://www.oldmouse.com/articles/hawley/DEC-VAX.shtml) from Digital Equipment.
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a tv remote that needs an ac adapter.
LOL
scented candles made from doggy-doo
Do you know what sarcasm is?
That seemed sarcastic enough to me. You'd want them to be long and elegant-looking, like the candles in a fine restaurant:
(http://www.wegetgreener.com/images/dinner-candles.jpg)
And how about having a couple of votive-shaped ones you could slip in with a few dozen others that are going at a church? Can you imagine how hard it'd be to identify the offending tapers? God might intervene, though, and send down an angel with a biblical-size sprayer of Febreze. I've heard of this happening in South America.
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A non-backlit keyboard made for typing from Corsair, with Topre.
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A Ducky firmware version that adds a quack! keypress sound.
Quack! Quack quack quack, quaaaaaack!
This would be formidable at gaming meets.