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Title: KappaKapps Giveaway
Post by: KappaKapps on Thu, 24 December 2015, 13:52:51: Giving away 2 Lejon Keycaps (https://www.kappakapps.com/product_lejon.html) and 1 Skullio Keycap (https://www.kappakapps.com/skullio.html).

Some pics:
(https://www.kappakapps.com/img/product_photos/skullio/AllSkullio.jpg)
(https://www.kappakapps.com/img/product_photos/skullio/FrostSkullio.jpg)
(https://www.kappakapps.com/img/product_photos/skullio/BloodSkullio.jpg)
(https://www.kappakapps.com/img/product_photos/lejon/lejon_kbd.png)
(https://www.kappakapps.com/img/product_photos/lejon/lejon_lit.png)

Requirements:
30+ post count

Tell a joke in the comments to enter.
Winner for 1 Skullio and 1 Lejon will be chosen randomly on 1/7.
The other Lejon will go to the best joke!

Happy Holidays! ;D
- https://www.kappakapps.com/
Title: Re: KappaKapps Giveaway
Post by: dohbot on Thu, 24 December 2015, 14:21:14: SO.... A priest, an albino, and a midget walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
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Post by: FLFisherman on Thu, 24 December 2015, 14:29:28: What do you call domestic cows with a sense of humor?

A laughing stock.
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Post by: DAVYtm on Thu, 24 December 2015, 15:28:20: Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt
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Post by: 3K on Thu, 24 December 2015, 15:37:45: Women rights.
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Post by: Telephasic on Thu, 24 December 2015, 16:47:13: What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?

nothing.......
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Post by: ccarlitos2 on Thu, 24 December 2015, 17:26:22: Those skullio's look amazing :D Taken from a trailer for a new Disney movie

What do you call a camel with three humps ......... pregnant!!!! Teheee...
Title: Re: KappaKapps Giveaway
Post by: MiTo on Thu, 24 December 2015, 17:41:07: (https://49.media.tumblr.com/da14d16d14fd324c4cb0539f20f30817/tumblr_ncg03l2MEA1s0teago1_400.gif)
Title: Re: KappaKapps Giveaway
Post by: xondat on Thu, 24 December 2015, 17:50:29: Code: [Select]
What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite film? IT'S ****ING FROZEN.
I'm mature I swear.
Title: Re: KappaKapps Giveaway
Post by: Glenmael on Thu, 24 December 2015, 18:25:46: Why don't blind people skydive?

Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.

;D
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Post by: tigersharkdude on Thu, 24 December 2015, 18:28:24: What's Dart Vader's wife's name?

Vader, Ella Vader
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Post by: deductivemonkee on Thu, 24 December 2015, 18:30:10: I only know bad jokes, I apologize.

What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

Nobody knows!
Title: Re: KappaKapps Giveaway
Post by: DreaMagine on Thu, 24 December 2015, 18:58:42: A man walks into a bar...

His alcohol dependence is tearing his family apart
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Post by: piemancoder on Thu, 24 December 2015, 19:19:45: I have a few jokes, I'll post them all for now, but I can edit it to only include my funniest if we can only include one.

My social life

Why did Adele cross the road?
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To say hello from the other side

What is an astronaut's favorite part of the keyboard?
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The space bar

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O". The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too". The second scientist ended up in the hospital later that day.

NASA recently discovered water on Mars:
(http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0504/WaterOnMars2_gcc_big.jpg)
Title: Re: KappaKapps Giveaway
Post by: Syribo on Thu, 24 December 2015, 19:34:29: I only like and appreciate corny jokes.

(http://d.justpo.st/media/images/2015/06/11/where-does-george-washington-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleeves-bad-joke-comic-1434069693.png)
I feel like a child because when I saw that joke originally, I giggled like a kid for like ten minutes. It's not even that funny haha.
Title: Re: KappaKapps Giveaway
Post by: jdcarpe on Thu, 24 December 2015, 22:39:04: Quote from: piemancoder on Thu, 24 December 2015, 19:19:45
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O". The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too". The second scientist ended up in the hospital later that day.

Drinking hydrogen peroxide will do that to ya.

Please don't enter me in the giveaway, but I wanted to share some dumb joke anyway.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
Title: Re: KappaKapps Giveaway
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 24 December 2015, 23:26:39: Quote from: jdcarpe on Thu, 24 December 2015, 22:39:04
Please don't enter me in the giveaway, but I wanted to share some dumb joke anyway.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I always like this variation when I was younger:

A guy walks into a bar....ouch.
Title: Re: KappaKapps Giveaway
Post by: mason on Thu, 24 December 2015, 23:29:39: what do you call a mexican who lost his car?

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carlos
Title: Re: KappaKapps Giveaway
Post by: KappaKapps on Thu, 24 December 2015, 23:36:33: Quote from: jdcarpe on Thu, 24 December 2015, 22:39:04

Quote from: piemancoder on Thu, 24 December 2015, 19:19:45
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O". The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too". The second scientist ended up in the hospital later that day.

Drinking hydrogen peroxide will do that to ya.

Please don't enter me in the giveaway, but I wanted to share some dumb joke anyway.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
Always appreciate that chemistry :thumb:
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Post by: tigersharkdude on Fri, 25 December 2015, 08:53:53: What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quattro Cinco
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Post by: C5Allroad on Fri, 25 December 2015, 09:29:52: Econ teacher told us the story as to how the angel got to be on top of the Christmas tree.
Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had worked making toys, and were threatening to go on strike. The reindeer had been drinking eggnog all afternoon, and to make matters worse, two of them were pregnant. Santa's sled hasn't been maintained the during the whole year. The rails began rusting away, the paint was chipping and it didn't appear to be airworthy, but Santa can make it work. "I've got an hour until the trip, I want to be alone". As Santa is walking off, he feels a tug on his pants. It's Angel Sarah, "Santaaa! I'm scared that if I go and find a tree that you won't like it."
Santa kneels down and replies, I chose you to pick the tree this year because I know you're responsible and will do a good job, now go because I'll be in my room.

As he went back to his room, he was absolutely livid "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours, and all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are walking out, and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid little angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet!I've only got 15 minutes until the trip" He begins to sit down on his bed all comfy like with a cup of eggnog.
Just then, the little angel began to knock on the door *knock* *knock* Santaa, it's important come here
"I just want to remain alone until the trip, I've got 5 minutes."
"Santaaa, please?"
Santa reluctantly gets up, and opens the door
There she is, standing beside the perfect 18ft tree that she was so proud of
She asked Santa where he wanted the tree.

Thus Angel Sarah remains on top of the Christmas tree.
Title: Re: KappaKapps Giveaway
Post by: GenKaan on Fri, 25 December 2015, 11:49:28: First try: Whats the deal with airplane food?

Second try:
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said
"you gonna have to move, you are blocking a fire exit"
As though if there was a fire, I wasnt going to run. If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- RIP Mitch Hedberg
Title: Re: KappaKapps Giveaway
Post by: Badwrench on Fri, 25 December 2015, 12:09:44: (https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWYwZtyPjTMwmoEjkdS_7SMHnFadmWimwlGJU3xaxaS-GreRv9LQ)
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Post by: 1swt2gs on Fri, 25 December 2015, 14:48:18: A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’
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Post by: MeltingTeeth on Fri, 25 December 2015, 15:54:35: What do you call a Mexican that loses his car.

Demik
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Post by: Ralph Furley on Fri, 25 December 2015, 15:57:02: What did Spock find in the Restroom?
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The Captain's Log
Title: Re: KappaKapps Giveaway
Post by: piemancoder on Mon, 28 December 2015, 20:15:52: More jokes:

How do you make somebody confused?
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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6 was never afraid of 7. Numbers don't have feelings.
Title: Re: KappaKapps Giveaway
Post by: dohbot on Mon, 28 December 2015, 20:29:53: Why was 6 afraid of 7

7 was a registered six offender!
Title: Re: KappaKapps Giveaway
Post by: KappaKapps on Tue, 12 January 2016, 22:12:25: Sorry for the delay.
If you posted multiple times, only your first post was counted as an entry in the random selection.
Random winners:
Lejon Keycap: Badwrench
Skullio Keycap: C5AllRoad

1swt2gs' joke made me laugh the most, so you won the other lejon keycap!

Winners please private message me your addresses and you will receive your keycaps shortly!
Title: Re: KappaKapps Giveaway
Post by: slickmamba on Tue, 12 January 2016, 22:58:28: Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?

Because he was a fun-gi.