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Title: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 December 2015, 18:57:11: You're not going to outdrink 1..

Don't Evn try....

fc.. it's nly 9am (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_082_.gif)
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: inanis on Thu, 31 December 2015, 19:02:22: You drink too much. Need more sober TP.
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 31 December 2015, 19:02:41: I always had this romantic fantasy of selling off all my worldly possessions, moving to Mongolia, buying a Yurt and getting a few yaks and becoming a nomadic herdsman. It would be a peaceful existence I think.
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: ApocalypseMaow on Thu, 31 December 2015, 19:03:57: If you can't hang with the big dogs, stay on the porch.
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 31 December 2015, 19:37:06: Quote from: inanis on Thu, 31 December 2015, 19:02:22
You drink too much. Need more sober TP.

If tp was sober, who would tp post?
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 December 2015, 20:00:42: Also, I augt mention..

it was a Mongolian female.

She is butch though... buh female.. so I were like, well I prolly haz shot at besting her..

Oh so maieve TP4, so maiev..
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 31 December 2015, 20:14:19: I understand Mongolian's are fairly adept at barbecuing as well.
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: jerue on Thu, 31 December 2015, 20:17:28: you seem like me in college.

can I join?
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 31 December 2015, 20:37:31: Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 31 December 2015, 20:14:19
I understand Mongolian's are fairly adept at barbecuing as well.

I hear they're horders.
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 31 December 2015, 20:40:56: Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 31 December 2015, 20:14:19
I understand Mongolian's are fairly adept at barbecuing as well.

And hoarding!
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: whmeltonjr on Thu, 31 December 2015, 20:56:10: Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 31 December 2015, 20:14:19
I understand Mongolian's are fairly adept at barbecuing as well.

I heard they were hoarders.
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 December 2015, 21:00:16: Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 31 December 2015, 20:40:56
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 31 December 2015, 20:14:19
I understand Mongolian's are fairly adept at barbecuing as well.

And hoarding!

funny u guys mention this.

I waz reproachd by my physics advisor never to date a mongolian girl unless you're 100% sure ur going to marry her..

If things go wrog, her brothers, and she'll have like 10 of um, will MURDER u.
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: Bromono on Thu, 31 December 2015, 21:13:42: idk.

I think i frew in the wonf time.

I can drunk to much.
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: jerue on Thu, 31 December 2015, 21:15:34: Quote from: Bromono on Thu, 31 December 2015, 21:13:42
idk.

I think i frew in the wonf time.

I can drunk to much.

You and me both buddy

but heck. I am still typing coherent sentences. With effort...need moar.

I agree about the hoarding thing. Something I have noticed.
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: Bromono on Thu, 31 December 2015, 21:20:58: Quote from: jerue on Thu, 31 December 2015, 21:15:34
Quote from: Bromono on Thu, 31 December 2015, 21:13:42
idk.

I think i frew in the wonf time.

I can drunk to much.

You and me both buddy

but heck. I am still typing coherent sentences. With effort...need moar.

I agree about the hoarding thing. Something I have noticed.

I just type fastr -.-
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: fanpeople on Thu, 31 December 2015, 22:55:59: Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 31 December 2015, 19:02:41
I always had this romantic fantasy of selling off all my worldly possessions, moving to Mongolia, buying a Yurt and getting a few yaks and becoming a nomadic herdsman. It would be a peaceful existence I think.

There would be no decent internet I'd imagine and besides Yaks smell like ****. Or at least I imagine they do, peaceful yet stanky.
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 31 December 2015, 22:58:50: Quote from: whmeltonjr on Thu, 31 December 2015, 20:56:10
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 31 December 2015, 20:14:19
I understand Mongolian's are fairly adept at barbecuing as well.

I heard they were hoarders.

Exactly!

These Mongolian hoards I keep hearing about ...
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 December 2015, 23:08:23: Quote from: fanpeople on Thu, 31 December 2015, 22:55:59
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 31 December 2015, 19:02:41
I always had this romantic fantasy of selling off all my worldly possessions, moving to Mongolia, buying a Yurt and getting a few yaks and becoming a nomadic herdsman. It would be a peaceful existence I think.

There would be no decent internet I'd imagine and besides Yaks smell like ****. Or at least I imagine they do, peaceful yet stanky.

Noisy.. that is something only a first world person would say..

It's going to be 1 week without central heating // hot showers // microwave before you have them send in a request for a plane ticket home via mail by falcon.

yes, i agree the falcon is cool.

(http://i.imgur.com/3yMcIf6.gif)
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 31 December 2015, 23:09:17: > Make a joke about hoarding, two other people make the same joke after.
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: apolotary on Fri, 01 January 2016, 06:52:36: Can confirm, am staying near Mongolia right now
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: katushkin on Fri, 01 January 2016, 07:03:30: Regualr TP posts <<<<<<< drunk TP posts

If I ever visit China (?) I want to come out drinking with you TP.
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: azhdar on Fri, 01 January 2016, 07:11:14: Last night someone played the outdrink game with me, he puked multiple times.
tp if you need training let me know.
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 January 2016, 20:47:55: Quote from: katushkin on Fri, 01 January 2016, 07:03:30
Regualr TP posts <<<<<<< drunk TP posts

If I ever visit China (?) I want to come out drinking with you TP.

Be prepared for all the pretty girls..
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 January 2016, 20:48:47: I just woke up..

started frying this egg...

Couln't fripp it over..

Then realized.. I r still drunk..

Now drinking water.. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_057_.gif)
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: Halverson on Fri, 01 January 2016, 20:54:58: Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 January 2016, 20:47:55
Quote from: katushkin on Fri, 01 January 2016, 07:03:30
Regualr TP posts <<<<<<< drunk TP posts

If I ever visit China (?) I want to come out drinking with you TP.

Be prepared for all the pretty girls..

Serious or do the dots mean sarcasm?
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 January 2016, 21:08:23: Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 01 January 2016, 20:54:58

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 January 2016, 20:47:55
Quote from: katushkin on Fri, 01 January 2016, 07:03:30
Regualr TP posts <<<<<<< drunk TP posts

If I ever visit China (?) I want to come out drinking with you TP.

Be prepared for all the pretty girls..

Serious or do the dots mean sarcasm?

After coming to china.. I've realized.. not fat.. is like instant +2..

So on average,. because of the "level" of not fat in China... 40% of Chinese girls are very pretty 7+

Probably all 8+ on makeup days..
Title: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: Halverson on Fri, 01 January 2016, 21:09:17: Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 January 2016, 21:08:23
Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 01 January 2016, 20:54:58

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 January 2016, 20:47:55
Quote from: katushkin on Fri, 01 January 2016, 07:03:30
Regualr TP posts <<<<<<< drunk TP posts

If I ever visit China (?) I want to come out drinking with you TP.

Be prepared for all the pretty girls..

Serious or do the dots mean sarcasm?

After coming to china.. I've realized.. not fat.. is like instant +2..

So on average,. because of the "level" of not fat in China... 40% of Chinese girls are very pretty 7+

Probably all 8+ on makeup days..

I'm on my way! Wait, do they like tall white dudes?
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: katushkin on Sat, 02 January 2016, 03:58:50: Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 01 January 2016, 21:09:17
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 January 2016, 21:08:23
Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 01 January 2016, 20:54:58

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 January 2016, 20:47:55
Quote from: katushkin on Fri, 01 January 2016, 07:03:30
Regualr TP posts <<<<<<< drunk TP posts

If I ever visit China (?) I want to come out drinking with you TP.

Be prepared for all the pretty girls..

Serious or do the dots mean sarcasm?

After coming to china.. I've realized.. not fat.. is like instant +2..

So on average,. because of the "level" of not fat in China... 40% of Chinese girls are very pretty 7+

Probably all 8+ on makeup days..

I'm on my way! Wait, do they like tall white dudes?

They do because of what it implies ;)
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 02 January 2016, 04:03:00: Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 01 January 2016, 20:54:58

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 January 2016, 20:47:55
Quote from: katushkin on Fri, 01 January 2016, 07:03:30
Regualr TP posts <<<<<<< drunk TP posts

If I ever visit China (?) I want to come out drinking with you TP.

Be prepared for all the pretty girls..

Serious or do the dots mean sarcasm?

Probably means to take some with you if you are going there.
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: Halverson on Sat, 02 January 2016, 04:17:53: Quote from: katushkin on Sat, 02 January 2016, 03:58:50
Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 01 January 2016, 21:09:17
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 January 2016, 21:08:23
Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 01 January 2016, 20:54:58

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 January 2016, 20:47:55
Quote from: katushkin on Fri, 01 January 2016, 07:03:30
Regualr TP posts <<<<<<< drunk TP posts

If I ever visit China (?) I want to come out drinking with you TP.

Be prepared for all the pretty girls..

Serious or do the dots mean sarcasm?

After coming to china.. I've realized.. not fat.. is like instant +2..

So on average,. because of the "level" of not fat in China... 40% of Chinese girls are very pretty 7+

Probably all 8+ on makeup days..

I'm on my way! Wait, do they like tall white dudes?

They do because of what it implies ;)

SUPRISE SMALL ****
never gets old
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: katushkin on Sat, 02 January 2016, 04:26:14: Quote from: Halverson on Sat, 02 January 2016, 04:17:53
SUPRISE SMALL ****
never gets old

LMAO. RIP.
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: Halverson on Sat, 02 January 2016, 04:27:31: Quote from: katushkin on Sat, 02 January 2016, 04:26:14
Quote from: Halverson on Sat, 02 January 2016, 04:17:53
SUPRISE SMALL ****
never gets old

LMAO. RIP.

Exactly!
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: SamirD on Sat, 02 January 2016, 09:33:37: Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 December 2015, 21:00:16
Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 31 December 2015, 20:40:56
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 31 December 2015, 20:14:19
I understand Mongolian's are fairly adept at barbecuing as well.

And hoarding!

funny u guys mention this.

I waz reproachd by my physics advisor never to date a mongolian girl unless you're 100% sure ur going to marry her..

If things go wrog, her brothers, and she'll have like 10 of um, will MURDER u.
Same could be said about India, Pakistan, Afganistan, Bangladesh and other nearby countries. :eek:
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: C5Allroad on Sat, 02 January 2016, 21:08:06: Quote from: inanis on Thu, 31 December 2015, 19:02:22
You drink too much. Need more sober TP.

How would we get our daily dose of tp?
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: SamirD on Sun, 03 January 2016, 10:14:37: For some reason this whole thread reminds me of bar scene in the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark...lol...
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: vivalarevolución on Sun, 03 January 2016, 10:58:54: Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 31 December 2015, 19:02:41
I always had this romantic fantasy of selling off all my worldly possessions, moving to Mongolia, buying a Yurt and getting a few yaks and becoming a nomadic herdsman. It would be a peaceful existence I think.

We've all had this fantasy. Watch the documentary Locho and Yama and you might reconsider. You'll have to adjust to heating with yak dung. Although it certainly would be interesting for awhile.
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 03 January 2016, 13:16:45: Quote from: vivalarevolución on Sun, 03 January 2016, 10:58:54
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 31 December 2015, 19:02:41
I always had this romantic fantasy of selling off all my worldly possessions, moving to Mongolia, buying a Yurt and getting a few yaks and becoming a nomadic herdsman. It would be a peaceful existence I think.

We've all had this fantasy. Watch the documentary Locho and Yama and you might reconsider. You'll have to adjust to heating with yak dung. Although it certainly would be interesting for awhile.

You guys don't need to watch a documentary to figure it out..

In the midde of the night, go outside, and feel the cold, it's like that ALLL THE FREAKING TIME.. for MONTHS....

Try imagining doing the most basic tasks in that environment.. you'd quickly see that life would be total misery..
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: SamirD on Sun, 03 January 2016, 19:53:39: Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 03 January 2016, 13:16:45
Quote from: vivalarevolución on Sun, 03 January 2016, 10:58:54
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 31 December 2015, 19:02:41
I always had this romantic fantasy of selling off all my worldly possessions, moving to Mongolia, buying a Yurt and getting a few yaks and becoming a nomadic herdsman. It would be a peaceful existence I think.

We've all had this fantasy. Watch the documentary Locho and Yama and you might reconsider. You'll have to adjust to heating with yak dung. Although it certainly would be interesting for awhile.

You guys don't need to watch a documentary to figure it out..

In the midde of the night, go outside, and feel the cold, it's like that ALLL THE FREAKING TIME.. for MONTHS....

Try imagining doing the most basic tasks in that environment.. you'd quickly see that life would be total misery..
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d2/fb/d1/d2fbd16ab01c7fee70c09b10854c9b15.jpg)
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 03 January 2016, 20:48:49: Quote from: SamirD on Sun, 03 January 2016, 19:53:39
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 03 January 2016, 13:16:45
Quote from: vivalarevolución on Sun, 03 January 2016, 10:58:54
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 31 December 2015, 19:02:41
I always had this romantic fantasy of selling off all my worldly possessions, moving to Mongolia, buying a Yurt and getting a few yaks and becoming a nomadic herdsman. It would be a peaceful existence I think.

We've all had this fantasy. Watch the documentary Locho and Yama and you might reconsider. You'll have to adjust to heating with yak dung. Although it certainly would be interesting for awhile.

You guys don't need to watch a documentary to figure it out..

In the midde of the night, go outside, and feel the cold, it's like that ALLL THE FREAKING TIME.. for MONTHS....

Try imagining doing the most basic tasks in that environment.. you'd quickly see that life would be total misery..
Show Image
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d2/fb/d1/d2fbd16ab01c7fee70c09b10854c9b15.jpg)

That's completely different..

The canadian guy has a house behind him, where he will surely return to , and be warm..

In Mongolia, there's no such option. .it's just cold ALL the time..
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 03 January 2016, 23:06:36: Quote from: SamirD on Sun, 03 January 2016, 10:14:37
For some reason this whole thread reminds me of bar scene in the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark...lol...

I was thinking that too!
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: SamirD on Mon, 04 January 2016, 00:01:04: Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 03 January 2016, 20:48:49
Quote from: SamirD on Sun, 03 January 2016, 19:53:39
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 03 January 2016, 13:16:45
Quote from: vivalarevolución on Sun, 03 January 2016, 10:58:54
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 31 December 2015, 19:02:41
I always had this romantic fantasy of selling off all my worldly possessions, moving to Mongolia, buying a Yurt and getting a few yaks and becoming a nomadic herdsman. It would be a peaceful existence I think.

We've all had this fantasy. Watch the documentary Locho and Yama and you might reconsider. You'll have to adjust to heating with yak dung. Although it certainly would be interesting for awhile.

You guys don't need to watch a documentary to figure it out..

In the midde of the night, go outside, and feel the cold, it's like that ALLL THE FREAKING TIME.. for MONTHS....

Try imagining doing the most basic tasks in that environment.. you'd quickly see that life would be total misery..
Show Image
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d2/fb/d1/d2fbd16ab01c7fee70c09b10854c9b15.jpg)

That's completely different..

The canadian guy has a house behind him, where he will surely return to , and be warm..

In Mongolia, there's no such option. .it's just cold ALL the time..
So maybe this one's better, lol
(https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51003e80e4b054dfaf04ce56/51082f58e4b0f215b5373672/530b7906e4b0b04f4aba5e90/1393266134831/meanwhile-in-canada.jpg?format=1000w)
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 04 January 2016, 00:01:11: Quote from: rowdy on Sun, 03 January 2016, 23:06:36
Quote from: SamirD on Sun, 03 January 2016, 10:14:37
For some reason this whole thread reminds me of bar scene in the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark...lol...

I was thinking that too!

was that chick even mongolian?
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: SamirD on Mon, 04 January 2016, 00:01:23: Quote from: rowdy on Sun, 03 January 2016, 23:06:36
Quote from: SamirD on Sun, 03 January 2016, 10:14:37
For some reason this whole thread reminds me of bar scene in the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark...lol...

I was thinking that too!
Great minds think alike! ;)
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 04 January 2016, 00:57:53: Quote from: SamirD on Mon, 04 January 2016, 00:01:23
Quote from: rowdy on Sun, 03 January 2016, 23:06:36
Quote from: SamirD on Sun, 03 January 2016, 10:14:37
For some reason this whole thread reminds me of bar scene in the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark...lol...

I was thinking that too!

Great minds think alike! ;)
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: SamirD on Mon, 04 January 2016, 08:12:04: LOL!!! Too perfect!
Title: Re: Mongolian Alcoholics
Post by: tronbeaver on Mon, 04 January 2016, 14:09:06