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Title: This was inside of me for a week..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 04 January 2016, 04:03:45
As ya'll know, I broke some blades on the cnc lathe last week..

This little shard,  1mm by 0.35mm  has been stuck in my index finger for over a week now..


Finally FINALLY it came out today..

To celebrate.. I'm going to go get drunk..


Feel free to post your best Splinter stories.

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Title: Re: This was inside of me for a week..
Post by: fanpeople on Mon, 04 January 2016, 04:04:44
I just started drinking, but now I am drinking to celebrate your victory.
Title: Re: This was inside of me for a week..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 04 January 2016, 04:06:42
I just started drinking, but now I am drinking to celebrate your victory.

The Brotherhood of Victory.. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_113_.gif)
Title: Re: This was inside of me for a week..
Post by: heedpantsnow on Mon, 04 January 2016, 06:58:55

As ya'll know, I broke some blades on the cnc lathe last week..

This little shard,  1mm by 0.35mm  has been stuck in my index finger for over a week now..


Finally FINALLY it came out today..

To celebrate.. I'm going to go get drunk..


Feel free to post your best Splinter stories.

(Attachment Link)

Worked its way out on its own or you dig it out?
Title: Re: This was inside of me for a week..
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 04 January 2016, 07:00:26
i was very scared to open this thread... i was expecting a parasite of some sort...

or an alien anal probe
Title: Re: This was inside of me for a week..
Post by: Bromono on Mon, 04 January 2016, 07:08:37
Thought TP was going to post a picture of an epic poop
Title: Re: This was inside of me for a week..
Post by: Connly33 on Mon, 04 January 2016, 07:09:44
Ouch, that's a pretty bad one.... I did have a large aluminium splinter in my big toe for about a week before finally going into the doctor and having it pulled out. I was working for my uncle that builds industrial vacuum forming machines and got a few pieces of metal into my sandals while using an angle grinder on a rough weld...... Never wearing open shoes while using power tools or doing metal work again.
Title: Re: This was inside of me for a week..
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 04 January 2016, 07:11:54
I think I have your fortune, tp.

(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/01/04/f88a9c00b56cd783589a049973881f95.jpg)

Title: Re: This was inside of me for a week..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 04 January 2016, 08:14:26
I think I have your fortune, tp.

Show Image
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/01/04/f88a9c00b56cd783589a049973881f95.jpg)




Oh shatznit..

hahahahahha...  so relevant... Thanks for sharing..


hahahahhaa


Title: Re: This was inside of me for a week..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 04 January 2016, 08:18:50


Worked its way out on its own or you dig it out?

I tried to get it out initially, but its stainless steel so, all magnetic attempts failed..

today it came out part way on its own,  so just got my tweezers and pulled it.
Title: Re: This was inside of me for a week..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 04 January 2016, 08:27:45
i was very scared to open this thread... i was expecting a parasite of some sort...

or an alien anal probe



I am a seasoned enuff poster, such that I'd put a warning in the label if it's an alien prob
Title: Re: This was inside of me for a week..
Post by: whmeltonjr on Mon, 04 January 2016, 08:35:21
Risky click. That looks like a fairly uncomfortable splinter.
Title: Re: This was inside of me for a week..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 04 January 2016, 08:59:52
Risky click. That looks like a fairly uncomfortable splinter.

very sharp.. and metal, so the tip doesn't break down or soften like a wood spliter would..
Title: Re: This was inside of me for a week..
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 04 January 2016, 18:42:34
i was very scared to open this thread... i was expecting a parasite of some sort...

or an alien anal probe

Or another tp4 thread :rolleyes:
Title: Re: This was inside of me for a week..
Post by: kurplop on Mon, 04 January 2016, 19:40:25
My profession has made me somewhat of an expert on splinters. Different ways to possibly get them, how to avoid them, how to remove them, and if I wasn't initially sure of what kind of wood the the splinter was, I could often tell by the type of pain it caused and/or the characteristics they display when I remove them.

Here are the primary tools I use for their removal

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Often the splinter can be easily removed immediately. It is particularly encouraging when a large part of it is still exposed. Fingers or teeth are often all that is necessary. I find the Splinter Out (bottom tool in picture) especially helpful for digging around and lifting them out. A good pair of tweezers often are handy and necessary. It is important that they are pointy and have a good grip because sometimes you have to plunge it pretty deep into the wound to get a hold of it and often they require a quite a bit of pull to get them out.

A #15 scalpel ( the curved one) is useful for trimming back extra skin to see what you're doing and the #11 can be used for serious plunging. Sometimes my efforts are thwarted by excessive blood and I have to give it a rest and come back later.

Splinter stories are usually not too exciting but I guess my favorite one was about 15 years ago when I was joisting a second floor addition on a house. I must have brushed my arm against a ragged piece of wood because when my crew and I were on a break, one of the guys noticed something in my arm. When I looked I realized a splinter of wood had gone through the skin on my arm just above the elbow. About 3 inches had gone all the way through and about 6 inches were sticking out the back side. It had barely gone deep enough to bleed but enough to stick securely in place. No tools required to remove it.

Metal slivers are generally more painful, given the same dimensions. Hands and feet are the most painful place to get splinters, at least that I've experienced. When all else fails, most splinters will eventually build up a pus pocket around them and can be squeezed out like a pimple. I only know of one splinter that never came out. It is almost ten years old now and I can still feel it in my left pinkie finger. 

A tip for avoiding splinters:  Get a good grip when handling wood. It is almost always the sliding across the wood surface that causes the problem.
Title: Re: This was inside of me for a week..
Post by: Bromono on Mon, 04 January 2016, 19:43:47
My profession has made me somewhat of an expert on splinters. Different ways to possibly get them, how to avoid them, how to remove them, and if I wasn't initially sure of what kind of wood the the splinter was, I could often tell by the type of pain it caused and/or the characteristics they display when I remove them.

Here are the primary tools I use for their removal

(Attachment Link)

Often the splinter can be easily removed immediately. It is particularly encouraging when a large part of it is still exposed. Fingers or teeth are often all that is necessary. I find the Splinter Out (bottom tool in picture) especially helpful for digging around and lifting them out. A good pair of tweezers often are handy and necessary. It is important that they are pointy and have a good grip because sometimes you have to plunge it pretty deep into the wound to get a hold of it and often they require a quite a bit of pull to get them out.

A #15 scalpel ( the curved one) is useful for trimming back extra skin to see what you're doing and the #11 can be used for serious plunging. Sometimes my efforts are thwarted by excessive blood and I have to give it a rest and come back later.

Splinter stories are usually not too exciting but I guess my favorite one was about 15 years ago when I was joisting a second floor addition on a house. I must have brushed my arm against a ragged piece of wood because when my crew and I were on a break, one of the guys noticed something in my arm. When I looked I realized a splinter of wood had gone through the skin on my arm just above the elbow. About 3 inches had gone all the way through and about 6 inches were sticking out the back side. It had barely gone deep enough to bleed but enough to stick securely in place. No tools required to remove it.

Metal slivers are generally more painful, given the same dimensions. Hands and feet are the most painful place to get splinters, at least that I've experienced. When all else fails, most splinters will eventually build up a pus pocket around them and can be squeezed out like a pimple. I only know of one splinter that never came out. It is almost ten years old now and I can still feel it in my left pinkie finger. 

A tip for avoiding splinters:  Get a good grip when handling wood. It is almost always the sliding across the wood surface that causes the problem.

I always have a good grip when handling my wood.

In all seriousness, you really know your splinters...

I usually just cry and make the gf go at it with eyebrow tweezers and a tooth pick
Title: Re: This was inside of me for a week..
Post by: kurplop on Tue, 05 January 2016, 02:17:45
It seems that you've mastered the technique.