Post by: livingspeedbump on Sun, 07 February 2016, 08:48:46
"This is the best day of my life go and **** yourself silly"
Don't ask me why, I have no clue.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 07 February 2016, 08:52:25
why are you typing a specific sentence.. what testing purpose are you proposing
Post by: nmur on Sun, 07 February 2016, 08:59:13
if I'm testing if the board actually works I'll use keyboardtester.com
Post by: livingspeedbump on Sun, 07 February 2016, 15:23:01
i always play some 10fastfingers.
why are you typing a specific sentence.. what testing purpose are you proposing
When you are just blind testing a keyboard, doesn't even have to be connected. Say meetups. keyboards found in the wild, etc.
Post by: 1swt2gs on Sun, 07 February 2016, 15:24:00
For example, dsfjkaldsfjkal;fjkldfajl;asfjk;sf
Post by: pesky brat on Sun, 07 February 2016, 15:24:20
Post by: FLFisherman on Sun, 07 February 2016, 15:27:46
If it's not plugged in I always type "Hello, my name is XXXXXXXXXXX." Or I type my email address.
Post by: CSCoder4ever on Sun, 07 February 2016, 15:40:20
Post by: mason on Sun, 07 February 2016, 15:47:43
Post by: xondat on Sun, 07 February 2016, 15:49:04
HOW ****ING ORIGINAL
Post by: Steezus on Sun, 07 February 2016, 16:03:35
Post by: iLLucionist on Sun, 07 February 2016, 16:06:59
Post by: henz on Sun, 07 February 2016, 16:12:50
Which translates to something like: Hi my name is Hans, what is your name if i may ask?"
Funny other people do the same **** as I do while hammering on random Keyboards in the wild
Post by: Connly33 on Sun, 07 February 2016, 16:13:03
Post by: henz on Sun, 07 February 2016, 16:20:02
I have absolutely no clue why but I usually type N.W.A. lyrics. :p
Fuuuuuck the police coming straight from the underground
Post by: livingspeedbump on Sun, 07 February 2016, 16:21:07
I usually type random words, like whatever comes to mind, i dont have a specific testing sentence.
Post by: xondat on Sun, 07 February 2016, 16:23:56
"My name is Anthony and I like mechanical keyboards"
BECAUSE I'M A ****ING MORON.
Post by: xtrafrood on Sun, 07 February 2016, 16:39:43
I miss that show! :p I usually open up notepad and type: 1 through ? and then test the modifiers/numeric pad. I need to change this!I usually type random words, like whatever comes to mind, i dont have a specific testing sentence.
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 07 February 2016, 16:39:55
My dad used this sentance to teach me touch typing when I was really little, and I still use it to try keyboards.
Post by: scubaste on Sun, 07 February 2016, 17:06:23
"What do you get when you guzzle down sweets, eating as much as an elephant eats." Sometimes I'll throw in a "I don't like the look of it".
Too much charlie and the chocolate factory when I was growing up I suppose.
Post by: alexjd99 on Sun, 07 February 2016, 17:08:58
Post by: Steezus on Sun, 07 February 2016, 17:10:50
I have absolutely no clue why but I usually type N.W.A. lyrics. :p
Fuuuuuck the police coming straight from the underground
Lol that is literally my go to typing phrase. :p
Post by: iLLucionist on Sun, 07 February 2016, 17:34:02
I miss that show! :p I usually open up notepad and type: 1 through ? and then test the modifiers/numeric pad. I need to change this!I usually type random words, like whatever comes to mind, i dont have a specific testing sentence.
Miss? Is the show cancelled?
Post by: appleonama on Sun, 07 February 2016, 17:37:54
Post by: f1xedgear on Sun, 07 February 2016, 17:58:05
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.Heh, I always use this when making Android layouts to test for text overflow.
My dad used this sentance to teach me touch typing when I was really little, and I still use it to try keyboards.
For a typing test I go with "jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz".
Post by: katushkin on Sun, 07 February 2016, 18:01:20
Then I either type "this keyboard feels really nice" or "this keyboard feel like ****" depending on how it feels.
Post by: iLLucionist on Sun, 07 February 2016, 18:04:50
Post by: romevi on Sun, 07 February 2016, 18:32:38
Post by: Steezus on Sun, 07 February 2016, 18:33:53
I type my full name and then "is thr craziest person in the world." No idea why; started when I was getting into fountain pens way back when and tested new arrivals.
Maybe you're just that crazy that your subconcsious is making you type just how crazy you are. :p
Post by: romevi on Sun, 07 February 2016, 18:34:42
I type my full name and then "is thr craziest person in the world." No idea why; started when I was getting into fountain pens way back when and tested new arrivals.
Maybe you're just that crazy that your subconcsious is making you type just how crazy you are.
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 07 February 2016, 19:55:46
:p
Post by: nubbinator on Sun, 07 February 2016, 20:12:15
(http://i.imgur.com/6lNPSA5.gif)
Post by: ideus on Sun, 07 February 2016, 20:40:21
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 07 February 2016, 20:47:10
For example:
"This is a 4704 62-key and it feels really good. It is so amazing, it is the best keyboard I have typed on."
I like to type many small words and form really dumb sounding sentences, apparently.
Post by: Altis on Sun, 07 February 2016, 20:50:15
"import java.util.Scanner();
Scanner input = new Scanner(System.in);
input.close();"
Not really sure why at this point but I like to use it still for consistency. As strange as it sounds, I know how typing that should feel, so I notice the keyboard experience more as I'm not focusing on what I'm typing.
Post by: dohbot on Sun, 07 February 2016, 20:55:10
Or something like that. Really I just start with Hello my name is... because I can type my name fastest of anything else I can type, then I just start saying what my thoughts are and it usually starts or ends with or progresses with sloths.
Post by: alexjd99 on Sun, 07 February 2016, 21:16:41
"Hello my name is ______ _______. This is a pretty cool keyboard. Sloths are really cool, especially ninja sloths, they move at super normal speeds. I wish I were a sloth, so I could be my own hammock. But then I would not be able to type nearly as fast or well to enjoy mechanical keyboards... Hmmm."Sloths you say?
Or something like that. Really I just start with Hello my name is... because I can type my name fastest of anything else I can type, then I just start saying what my thoughts are and it usually starts or ends with or progresses with sloths.
Sloths <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Post by: deductivemonkee on Sun, 07 February 2016, 21:43:46
Post by: romevi on Sun, 07 February 2016, 21:56:01
John 3:16.
Just that or the entire verse?
Post by: jacobolus on Sun, 07 February 2016, 22:08:19
"This is the best day of my life go and **** yourself silly"The **** stands for "poop", right?
Post by: romevi on Sun, 07 February 2016, 22:09:01
Nah, just straight up asterisks."This is the best day of my life go and **** yourself silly"The **** stands for "poop", right?
Post by: CPTBadAss on Sun, 07 February 2016, 22:14:41
Post by: livingspeedbump on Sun, 07 February 2016, 22:16:14
Nah, just straight up asterisks."This is the best day of my life go and **** yourself silly"The **** stands for "poop", right?
Yeah, asterisks of course, i mean, that is what I typed out wasn't it?
Post by: jd29 on Sun, 07 February 2016, 22:39:38
I don't know why I do this, I hardly ever curse in real life
Post by: Bromono on Sun, 07 February 2016, 23:15:56
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
HOW ****ING ORIGINAL
This is what I do....
Post by: gain on Sun, 07 February 2016, 23:18:03
"This is a <keyboard name> and it feels really <adjective>..."
For example:
"This is a 4704 62-key and it feels really good. It is so amazing, it is the best keyboard I have typed on."
I like to type many small words and form really dumb sounding sentences, apparently.
Same.. Almost like looking into a mirror :V
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 07 February 2016, 23:58:22
I type my full name and then "is the craziest person in the world." No idea why; started when I was getting into fountain pens way back when and tested new arrivals.
(https://i.imgur.com/8KZGg66.gif)
Post by: qazeqaz on Mon, 08 February 2016, 00:43:24
Post by: GenKaan on Mon, 08 February 2016, 07:57:18
I always write "Hej jag heter Hans, vad heter du om jag får fråga?"
Which translates to something like: Hi my name is Hans, what is your name if i may ask?"
Funny other people do the same **** as I do while hammering on random Keyboards in the wild
Interesting, I kinda do the same thing "jag heter GenKaan och jag är bäst och äger allt och alla haha(x3)" repeatedly (My name is GenKaan and I own everything and everyone haha(x3))
Post by: bcredbottle on Mon, 08 February 2016, 08:03:50
Ready to lose the privilege.
An ongoing habit.
A transfer of possessions.
Post by: mobbo on Mon, 08 February 2016, 08:11:16
Or some variation of that poem.
Post by: bcredbottle on Mon, 08 February 2016, 13:03:14
"Twas brillig and the slithy toves. Did gyre and gimble in the wabe...all mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe."
Or some variation of that poem.
Was also dope in Fargo.
Post by: livingspeedbump on Tue, 09 February 2016, 13:37:28
"Twas brillig and the slithy toves. Did gyre and gimble in the wabe...all mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe."
Or some variation of that poem.
Hm, i do occasionally recite Bukowski when I type haha. But thats as far as my poetry typing goes.
Post by: drewba on Tue, 09 February 2016, 14:02:49
Came expecting this, was disappointedShow Image(http://i.imgur.com/6lNPSA5.gif)
I'm late, but the first few sentences of navy seal copypasta is my go-to for testing a new keyboard.
John 3:16.
King James or Stone Cold Steve Austin?
Post by: Floody on Tue, 09 February 2016, 17:21:59
Post by: romevi on Tue, 09 February 2016, 17:27:30
I type out the game title "The world ends with you"
One of my favorite DS games.
Post by: dgneo on Tue, 09 February 2016, 17:28:46
Post by: hullo8d on Tue, 09 February 2016, 17:32:41
Post by: iLLucionist on Wed, 10 February 2016, 08:51:18
this is pretty ****ing amazing how the **** does this feel so good what the ****
Do you actually type the asterisks? :p
Post by: dgneo on Wed, 10 February 2016, 08:52:46
this is pretty ****ing amazing how the **** does this feel so good what the ****
Do you actually type the asterisks? :p
Forum Profile > Look and Layout > Check 'Leave words uncensored' :thumb:
Post by: Kyi195 on Sat, 13 February 2016, 00:13:50
Post by: iLLucionist on Sat, 13 February 2016, 06:33:23
this is pretty ****ing amazing how the **** does this feel so good what the ****
Do you actually type the asterisks? :p
Forum Profile > Look and Layout > Check 'Leave words uncensored' :thumb:
So I could actually properly swear and it gets "asterisked" automatically? That's sweet. I always do it manually being afraid I'm getting banned..
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 15 February 2016, 17:59:47
this is pretty ****ing amazing how the **** does this feel so good what the ****
Do you actually type the asterisks? :p
Forum Profile > Look and Layout > Check 'Leave words uncensored' :thumb:
So I could actually properly swear and it gets "asterisked" automatically? That's sweet. I always do it manually being afraid I'm getting banned..
If there's something you'd get banned without any warning for doing, you'd already know to not do that thing. ;) (AKA, I can't even think of examples, but basically you'll always get a PM first anyway - don't worry :) )
Post by: chyros on Mon, 15 February 2016, 19:54:44
Post by: Findecanor on Tue, 16 February 2016, 05:12:15
"Tjosan hejsan så det så!"
"Det var en gång en liten filur som hette Erik. Han ville inte leka med de andra barnen så han struntade i det helt enkelt."
Post by: Lurch on Tue, 16 February 2016, 05:15:12
or
"the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
Post by: Fiery on Tue, 16 February 2016, 06:04:21
normally I will just aoeuhtns in a random order like this aosehuasoeuhsanotheusnaoheusntaohensut.
Post by: oledome on Tue, 16 February 2016, 15:28:11