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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Halverson on Tue, 23 February 2016, 18:33:14

Title: Rate that ass!
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 23 February 2016, 18:33:14
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160224/dbf4e8e1be33169da83a0327b7896f5b.jpg)

Out of 10, post them butts!
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: theoriginal123123 on Tue, 23 February 2016, 18:37:00
Wow
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Dongulator on Tue, 23 February 2016, 18:37:14
7.. a HARD 7
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 23 February 2016, 18:39:05
Ps-his ass is better than the pic
Yes yes my roomy, and I love him
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 23 February 2016, 18:45:22
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160224/7f8aedd07ae389b226caa51ed2209afd.jpg)
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: trizkut on Tue, 23 February 2016, 18:47:04
Show Image
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160224/7f8aedd07ae389b226caa51ed2209afd.jpg)


(http://dismagazine.com/uploads/2013/04/1364984173_6485.jpg)
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: fohat.digs on Tue, 23 February 2016, 18:47:10
Disappointed. I like women.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: romevi on Tue, 23 February 2016, 18:47:12
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160224/7b51d237debab6eaf280c2f812dda90b.jpg)
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 23 February 2016, 19:01:47
LOLOLOL...  if only womenz would make such a thread on Geekhack...




hahahahahahahhahahahaahhaahahha
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 23 February 2016, 19:02:38

LOLOLOL...  if only womenz would make such a thread on Geekhack...




hahahahahahahhahahahaahhaahahha

I may or may not have what you seek ;)
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 23 February 2016, 19:03:26

LOLOLOL...  if only womenz would make such a thread on Geekhack...




hahahahahahahhahahahaahhaahahha

I may or may not have what you seek ;)

This i doubt not..
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 23 February 2016, 19:04:16


LOLOLOL...  if only womenz would make such a thread on Geekhack...




hahahahahahahhahahahaahhaahahha

I may or may not have what you seek ;)

This i doubt not..

:D

Alas I won't go public of course, everyone gotta post their own ass! Where's yours tp?
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Michael on Tue, 23 February 2016, 19:07:15
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(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160224/dbf4e8e1be33169da83a0327b7896f5b.jpg)


Out of 10, post them butts!

6/10. It's ok. Not enough twerk
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Fire Brand on Tue, 23 February 2016, 19:08:44
Halvy has grade A prime rump 10/10
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: mobbo on Tue, 23 February 2016, 19:10:40
Show Image
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160224/7f8aedd07ae389b226caa51ed2209afd.jpg)


my god is that the great canadian moose knuckle
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 23 February 2016, 19:11:48
Ps-none of these are me
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 23 February 2016, 19:12:35
Show Image
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160224/7f8aedd07ae389b226caa51ed2209afd.jpg)


my god is that the great canadian moose knuckle

that's the dirtiest phrase I've heard all night
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 23 February 2016, 19:13:14


LOLOLOL...  if only womenz would make such a thread on Geekhack...




hahahahahahahhahahahaahhaahahha

I may or may not have what you seek ;)

This i doubt not..

:D

Alas I won't go public of course, everyone gotta post their own ass! Where's yours tp?

I'm too self conscious for that... (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/shy-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862519)
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Bromono on Tue, 23 February 2016, 19:18:31
Someone has had to much to drink.

To your room mister
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 23 February 2016, 19:25:32

Someone has had to much to drink.

To your room mister

To whom are you referring to?
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Bromono on Tue, 23 February 2016, 19:52:36

Someone has had to much to drink.

To your room mister

To whom are you referring to?

That man with the beer o.o

*cough* you
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: demik on Tue, 23 February 2016, 19:53:49
you're going to have to leave this **** at the border if you wanna stay in the US lil homie
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Input Nirvana on Tue, 23 February 2016, 20:15:08
Good call milky. Canadian humor.

Fail

Maybe jwaz can save his 'ass' for him.

Looks like I'm gonna hafta come out of forum retirement and get involved in this cross-border **** cause it ain't work'in.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: R1N3 on Tue, 23 February 2016, 20:23:18
posting in this epic thread

(http://i.imgur.com/mVlVqLF.jpg)

idk how chicks i love get these angles tbh.. i legit just cramped up tryna get a good pic of my donk
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Jokrik on Tue, 23 February 2016, 20:29:07
Anyone fancy an asian ass?
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 23 February 2016, 20:41:37
still waiting on demik butt
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 23 February 2016, 20:47:53

Good call milky. Canadian humor.

Fail

Maybe jwaz can save his 'ass' for him.

Looks like I'm gonna hafta come out of forum retirement and get involved in this cross-border **** cause it ain't work'in.


Milky ain't know ****, get your ass in here input!
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: demik on Tue, 23 February 2016, 20:52:00
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Input Nirvana on Tue, 23 February 2016, 21:23:21
I respect milky because he respects vintage shizz.


I had to break out my 90's computer to play that ancient butt-vid.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: R1N3 on Tue, 23 February 2016, 21:43:59
still waiting on demik butt

he won't!
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 23 February 2016, 21:48:44
0's all around.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: demik on Tue, 23 February 2016, 21:49:53
still waiting on demik butt

he won't!

(http://i.imgur.com/voAsujF.jpg?1)

how the **** do women do this ****?

LADIES HOLLA AT ME. WE CAN EXCHANGE ASS PICS ALL NIGHT.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: romevi on Tue, 23 February 2016, 21:50:31
0's all around.

You mean 5's all around.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: bcredbottle on Tue, 23 February 2016, 21:56:27
$20 on PP for the first person to post a bare ass pic w/ timestamp and an artisan keycap wedged between the cheeks.

Word is bond.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: demik on Tue, 23 February 2016, 21:57:07
$20 on PP for the first person to post a bare ass pic w/ timestamp and an artisan keycap wedged between the cheeks.

Word is bond.

i dont trust no mother****er anymore. kirk delivered sexy santa and the other dude didn't pay up with a clack.

GH IS FULL OF LIARS
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: bcredbottle on Tue, 23 February 2016, 21:57:58
$20 on PP for the first person to post a bare ass pic w/ timestamp and an artisan keycap wedged between the cheeks.

Word is bond.

i dont trust no mother****er anymore. kirk delivered sexy santa and the other dude didn't pay up with a clack.

GH IS FULL OF LIARS

Does anyone wanna hold $ in escrow?
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: bcredbottle on Tue, 23 February 2016, 21:59:44
$20 on PP for the first person to post a bare ass pic w/ timestamp and an artisan keycap wedged between the cheeks.

Word is bond.

i dont trust no mother****er anymore. kirk delivered sexy santa and the other dude didn't pay up with a clack.

GH IS FULL OF LIARS


It's not even about the funny butt pic anymore. I ****ing love prop bets and no one questions my gambling integrity. Why don't you hold the escrow? PM me your PP email.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: skcheng on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:04:27
$20 on PP for the first person to post a bare ass pic w/ timestamp and an artisan keycap wedged between the cheeks.

Word is bond.

BroCap or Clack??
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: bcredbottle on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:05:19
$20 on PP for the first person to post a bare ass pic w/ timestamp and an artisan keycap wedged between the cheeks.

Word is bond.

BroCap or Clack??

w/e you want. but maybe bbv2 would be funnier b/c its face is so serious.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: demik on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:08:37
pls no
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: bcredbottle on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:09:49
pls no


shhh

and let's do this before I fall asleep and/or modzis get involved

Upping it to $30 if pic is uploaded in the next 10 minutes
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: skcheng on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:10:29
still waiting on demik butt

he won't!

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/voAsujF.jpg?1)


how the **** do women do this ****?

LADIES HOLLA AT ME. WE CAN EXCHANGE ASS PICS ALL NIGHT.


Is this shot the front, the back, or the side???   
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: demik on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:10:54
side OnO
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Input Nirvana on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:11:18
Milky will laugh his butt off on this one. I couldn't have done it without him. I should split the $$
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Air tree on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:11:18
All good asses. 9/10 thread.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: demik on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:11:52
Milky will laugh his butt off on this one. I couldn't have done it without him. I should split the $$

GG indeed
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Input Nirvana on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:12:30
Milky will laugh his butt off on this one. I couldn't have done it without him. I should split the $$

GG indeed

'member?
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: bcredbottle on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:13:16
Milky will laugh his butt off on this one. I couldn't have done it without him. I should split the $$

GG.

PM me dat PP email
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: demik on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:13:22
si
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Input Nirvana on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:14:11
Milky will laugh his butt off on this one. I couldn't have done it without him. I should split the $$

GG.

PM me dat PP email

How about we all donate it to GH?
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: demik on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:14:33
donate it to hopeforpaws.org

Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: skcheng on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:15:29
Milky will laugh his butt off on this one. I couldn't have done it without him. I should split the $$


Aggghhhh ..... my eyes!!    Where's a mod when we need one!!   

Easiest $30 EVER!!   New trend:   post your Crack Clack shots    :thumb: :thumb:
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Input Nirvana on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:16:35
donate it to hopeforpaws.org



I like the idea MUCH better.

Can it be donated to HOPEFORPAWS.ORG?
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Input Nirvana on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:17:46
Milky will laugh his butt off on this one. I couldn't have done it without him. I should split the $$


Aggghhhh ..... my eyes!!    Where's a mod when we need one!!   

Easiest $30 EVER!!   New trend:   post your Crack Clack shots    :thumb: :thumb:


Mods put the keycap 'tween the cheeks
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: bcredbottle on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:21:32
donate it to hopeforpaws.org



I like the idea MUCH better.

Can it be donated to HOPEFORPAWS.ORG?

Why not both?

(http://i.imgur.com/hmakG1W.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/1bxv3z9.png)
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Input Nirvana on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:24:10
Great man!


This is what life is all about. Helping out.


I used to own a store in Homestead!
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Binge on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:24:54
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: demik on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:26:03
Why not both?

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/hmakG1W.png)


Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/1bxv3z9.png)


i'll match your thirty for coming through and not lying.

(http://i.imgur.com/WMmOyX8.jpg)
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: bcredbottle on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:26:10
inb4 demik or beehatch  call me a tryhard
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: bcredbottle on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:28:26
Why not both?

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/hmakG1W.png)


Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/1bxv3z9.png)


i'll match your thirty for coming through and not lying.

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/WMmOyX8.jpg)


Thanks for the laughs.

demik thanks for the suggestion and donation!

Way past my bedtime. Goodnight y'all.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Input Nirvana on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:29:05
Maybe if enough of us toss in $30 each, we can keep Halverson in Canuck-Land.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: HannahPeach on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:30:18
Milky will laugh his butt off on this one. I couldn't have done it without him. I should split the $$

I don't think that counts though no?
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: demik on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:31:29
hannah pls, no more man ass
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:32:19
hannah pls, no more man ass

srsly
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:32:53
This thread has become so great, I love you all!

Let me scroll through my phone for a butt!





And, asses for Halv by input nirvana sounds like a great charity!
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:34:52
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160224/43b2f027f8ee79f0dff6262f30ab4152.jpg)

DAT ASS
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: HannahPeach on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:38:22
hannah pls, no more man ass

srsly

yeah totally this!
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: bcredbottle on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:40:35
hannah pls, no more man ass

srsly

yeah totally this!

don't click on the ass rating thread then

we'll just be here, raising $ for charity, saving ****ing lives

k now im going to bed for real
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: demik on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:42:04
hannah pls, no more man ass

srsly

yeah totally this!

(https://45.media.tumblr.com/a036844950ad628a058a43b83ca0b053/tumblr_mjz6dsuDpn1rqgrmvo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Input Nirvana on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:48:40
My ass and custom-Demik-keycaps saving lives!


My mother would have been proud.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: demik on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:49:10
who says drinking doesn't help out?
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Air tree on Tue, 23 February 2016, 22:55:12
Saving the world one ass at a time.


Ignore bee, more ass.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Halverson on Wed, 24 February 2016, 00:54:02
MORE PEACHES
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: R1N3 on Wed, 24 February 2016, 00:58:55
MORE PEACHES
Post em if you got em
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 24 February 2016, 03:56:27
Prefer females.


I've just realized that Geekhack is kinda like Prison,  like, maybe it's not a choice..
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: R1N3 on Wed, 24 February 2016, 05:39:22
Prefer females.


I've just realized that Geekhack is kinda like Prison,  like, maybe it's not a choice..
Lol
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: mobbo on Wed, 24 February 2016, 06:29:12
good work everyone
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 24 February 2016, 06:55:17
good work everyone

Time to break out the jokes.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 24 February 2016, 06:58:51
good work everyone

Time to break out the jokes.


name brand duct tape is always better right ?
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 25 February 2016, 21:09:52
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160226/7fc3fb873bb2614f378660f2db4e9a88.jpg)

Another dudes ass
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: FLFisherman on Thu, 25 February 2016, 21:11:39
Show Image
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160226/7fc3fb873bb2614f378660f2db4e9a88.jpg)


Another dudes ass

Tight.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: bcredbottle on Fri, 26 February 2016, 06:55:59
Halvy I can't take it



(https://media.riffsy.com/images/6532f7ddafdbdef99995ee1ce2456efc/raw)
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 26 February 2016, 07:43:14
NSFW?

More
(http://i.imgur.com/bxFsWob.jpg)
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: bcredbottle on Fri, 26 February 2016, 09:11:49
NSFW?

More
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/bxFsWob.jpg)


This was a classy thread until you posted that.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Halverson on Fri, 26 February 2016, 09:18:32

NSFW?

More
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/bxFsWob.jpg)


So nsfw, is that jäger??
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 26 February 2016, 09:26:05

NSFW?

More
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/bxFsWob.jpg)


So nsfw, is that jäger??

Yeah. And about 15 years ago. Rate my 20 yr old drunk ass.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: inanis on Fri, 26 February 2016, 09:30:36

NSFW?

More
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/bxFsWob.jpg)


So nsfw, is that jäger??

Yeah. And about 15 years ago. Rate my 20 yr old drunk ass.

10/10

You are still rocking that hoodie too. Don't ever change.  :-*
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 26 February 2016, 10:04:19

NSFW?

More
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/bxFsWob.jpg)


So nsfw, is that jäger??

Yeah. And about 15 years ago. Rate my 20 yr old drunk ass.

10/10

You are still rocking that hoodie too. Don't ever change.  :-*

Hahahaha. I actually DO have that exact hoodie. It is basically see-thru at this point, but I just cant retire it.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: dgneo on Fri, 26 February 2016, 10:06:21

NSFW?

More
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/bxFsWob.jpg)


So nsfw, is that jäger??

Yeah. And about 15 years ago. Rate my 20 yr old drunk ass.

8/8, gr8 b8 <3
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Halverson on Fri, 26 February 2016, 10:49:49


NSFW?

More
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/bxFsWob.jpg)


So nsfw, is that jäger??

Yeah. And about 15 years ago. Rate my 20 yr old drunk ass.

8/8, gr8 b8 <3

M8
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Input Nirvana on Fri, 26 February 2016, 12:37:19

NSFW?

More
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/bxFsWob.jpg)


So nsfw, is that jäger??

Yeah. And about 15 years ago. Rate my 20 yr old drunk ass.

10/10

You are still rocking that hoodie too. Don't ever change.  :-*

Hahahaha. I actually DO have that exact hoodie. It is basically see-thru at this point, but I just cant retire it.

Go     http://www.american-giant.com/classic-full-zip/M1-1A-1-EU-L.html     End of story.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: absyrd on Sun, 28 February 2016, 07:07:37

NSFW?

More
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/bxFsWob.jpg)


So nsfw, is that jäger??

Yeah. And about 15 years ago. Rate my 20 yr old drunk ass.

10/10

You are still rocking that hoodie too. Don't ever change.  :-*

Hahahaha. I actually DO have that exact hoodie. It is basically see-thru at this point, but I just cant retire it.

Go     http://www.american-giant.com/classic-full-zip/M1-1A-1-EU-L.html     End of story.


Oooooooooooooh. That looks nice. I am bordering between L and XL with length. Many hoodies are too short. That looks long enough to cover up my plumber's crack. Price doe... ugh.
Title: Re: Rate that ass!
Post by: Input Nirvana on Sun, 28 February 2016, 11:39:42


NSFW?

More
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/bxFsWob.jpg)


So nsfw, is that jäger??

Yeah. And about 15 years ago. Rate my 20 yr old drunk ass.

10/10

You are still rocking that hoodie too. Don't ever change.  :-*

Hahahaha. I actually DO have that exact hoodie. It is basically see-thru at this point, but I just cant retire it.

Go     http://www.american-giant.com/classic-full-zip/M1-1A-1-EU-L.html     End of story.


Oooooooooooooh. That looks nice. I am bordering between L and XL with length. Many hoodies are too short. That looks long enough to cover up my plumber's crack. Price doe... ugh.

I'm going to their location in SF next week or so to try on sizes and see about the product verses the cost.