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Title: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: digi on Mon, 07 March 2016, 15:29:24
Every video game you play bores you after 10 minutes..
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: Lurch on Mon, 07 March 2016, 15:30:23
thats why rocket league is great. the matches are only 5 minutes long! :thumb:
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 07 March 2016, 15:30:34
I think there is a database error, it shows digi posted this thread but I'm sure it was actually TP4. ;)
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: digi on Mon, 07 March 2016, 15:31:04
thats why rocket league is great. the matches are only 5 minutes long! :thumb:

Haha, ok I need to try that one I guess. I literally played the new Gauntlet for 10 minutes and will never log back in..

I think there is a database error, it shows digi posted this thread but I'm sure it was actually TP4. ;)

hax0r
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: naasfu on Mon, 07 March 2016, 15:32:04
i don't even play games anymore.  i just read about them.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 07 March 2016, 15:32:49
i don't even play games anymore.  i just read about them.

Yeah I can't play games anymore I get the motion sickness....that really sucks.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: digi on Mon, 07 March 2016, 15:33:30
i don't even play games anymore.  i just read about them.

I think I'm there with you..I'm trying to hype myself up for the new Doom..I'll probably get a headache after 5 minutes of real game time, take two advil and go to bed by 9:00pm.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: naasfu on Mon, 07 March 2016, 15:37:11
i don't even play games anymore.  i just read about them.

Yeah I can't play games anymore I get the motion sickness....that really sucks.

i don't even play games anymore.  i just read about them.

I think I'm there with you..I'm trying to hype myself up for the new Doom..I'll probably get a headache after 5 minutes of real game time, take two advil and go to bed by 9:00pm.

:(

i can't play fps games anymore.  i get a terrible headache that lasts for hours even after just a few mins of play.  i love fps games too.  and i want to play minecraft, dammit.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: evangs on Mon, 07 March 2016, 15:37:54
I'm getting there myself... I'm still desperately trying to hold onto something that was such a major part of my teens and early twenties, but it is slowly getting harder and harder.  I find a total lack of interest with most new games and games that I still like to play online frustrate me to no end because I suck so much.  I remember planning my next pc build, but now I doubt I'll ever build it :/
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: whmeltonjr on Mon, 07 March 2016, 15:40:04
i don't even play games anymore.  i just read about them.

Yeah I can't play games anymore I get the motion sickness....that really sucks.

Well you're either really old or pregnant.  :)) :p
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: demik on Mon, 07 March 2016, 15:57:25
You wake up early on your day off.

****. That. ****.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: digi on Mon, 07 March 2016, 15:58:12
You wake up early on your day off.

****. That. ****.

#RealTalkBreh I don't even need an alarm clock anymore. 7:30am is considered sleeping in now..
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: inanis on Mon, 07 March 2016, 15:59:02
i don't even play games anymore.  i just read about them.

Yeah I can't play games anymore I get the motion sickness....that really sucks.

Well you're either really old or pregnant.  :)) :p
I am neither, and I have the same problem. Video games make me crazy motion sick. It sucks.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: Bromono on Mon, 07 March 2016, 15:59:41
When you get excited to shop at home depot and furniture stores.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: demik on Mon, 07 March 2016, 16:00:47
When you get excited to shop at home depot and furniture stores.

The former might just mean you're Mexican
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: beehatch on Mon, 07 March 2016, 16:02:48
When you get excited to shop at home depot and furniture stores.

The former might just mean you're Mexican

**** now I'm old and mexican
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: demik on Mon, 07 March 2016, 16:04:01
When you get excited to shop at home depot and furniture stores.

The former might just mean you're Mexican

**** now I'm old and mexican
Now? Uh, I got bad news bby. You've always been Mexican. Just in denial.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: Bromono on Mon, 07 March 2016, 16:04:55
When you get excited to shop at home depot and furniture stores.

The former might just mean you're Mexican

Explains why I love tacos so much
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: appleonama on Mon, 07 March 2016, 16:06:18
old people smell which means you guys smell  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: digi on Mon, 07 March 2016, 16:06:52
old people smell which means you guys smell  :rolleyes:

Ageist!!! REPORTED!!
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 07 March 2016, 16:08:52
The only game I want to play is Hearthstone..   Obviously I can't play it, because it's too addicting..


All other games, I just watch the youtube..


There's no reason to unlock a story if you could just watch it or read it.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: digi on Mon, 07 March 2016, 16:13:21
The only game I want to play is Hearthstone..   Obviously I can't play it, because it's too addicting..


All other games, I just watch the youtube..


There's no reason to unlock a story if you could just watch it or read it.

Aren't there bots for Hearthstone?

Just think, you could eat all the bean dip and drink all the Monster energy drinks you want while you watch the bot pWN n00bs.

I ONLY HAVE 3 MANA GEMS LEFT WTF DO I DO?!?!
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 07 March 2016, 16:16:13
The only game I want to play is Hearthstone..   Obviously I can't play it, because it's too addicting..


All other games, I just watch the youtube..


There's no reason to unlock a story if you could just watch it or read it.

Aren't there bots for Hearthstone?

Just think, you could eat all the bean dip and drink all the Monster energy drinks you want while you watch the bot pWN n00bs.

I ONLY HAVE 3 MANA GEMS LEFT WTF DO I DO?!?!

wait wait wait wait.. hang on.. are you serious ?

I can have bots grind the cards for me ?

Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: digi on Mon, 07 March 2016, 16:16:51
The only game I want to play is Hearthstone..   Obviously I can't play it, because it's too addicting..


All other games, I just watch the youtube..


There's no reason to unlock a story if you could just watch it or read it.

Aren't there bots for Hearthstone?

Just think, you could eat all the bean dip and drink all the Monster energy drinks you want while you watch the bot pWN n00bs.

I ONLY HAVE 3 MANA GEMS LEFT WTF DO I DO?!?!

wait wait wait wait.. hang on.. are you serious ?

I can have bots grind the cards for me ?



https://www.hearthbuddy.com/
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: Bromono on Mon, 07 March 2016, 16:17:15
The only game I want to play is Hearthstone..   Obviously I can't play it, because it's too addicting..


All other games, I just watch the youtube..


There's no reason to unlock a story if you could just watch it or read it.

Aren't there bots for Hearthstone?

Just think, you could eat all the bean dip and drink all the Monster energy drinks you want while you watch the bot pWN n00bs.

I ONLY HAVE 3 MANA GEMS LEFT WTF DO I DO?!?!

wait wait wait wait.. hang on.. are you serious ?

I can have bots grind the cards for me ?

Well I know what TP will be doing today
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 07 March 2016, 16:43:06

wait wait wait wait.. hang on.. are you serious ?

I can have bots grind the cards for me ?

Well I know what TP will be doing today

I just looked into this..

If I build a face hunting deck, the best bot will get me to the 100 gold per day.. '

so that's 300 days so I'll have enough cards to fight the top tier people.. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/eating-me-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862501)

If I leave a low power PC on that's 60watts with the bot and game running.. 24/7.. 300 days..

$1.29 a day @ 18cents/kilowatt... $389 for 300 days of botting.. OR pay $350 to buy the cards



This would only make sense if the bot can operate on the computer I'm already using..


Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: digi on Mon, 07 March 2016, 16:44:13

wait wait wait wait.. hang on.. are you serious ?

I can have bots grind the cards for me ?

Well I know what TP will be doing today

I just looked into this..

If I build a face hunting deck, the best bot will get me to the 100 gold per day.. '

so that's 300 days so I'll have enough cards to fight the top tier people..
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/eating-me-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862501)


If I leave a low power PC on that's 60watts with the bot and game running.. 24/7.. 300 days..

$1.29 a day @ 18cents/kilowatt... $389 for 300 days of botting.. OR pay $350 to buy the cards



This would only make sense if the bot can operate on the computer I'm already using..




You're on the right track, you need a low power consumption PC. Don't you own like 50 factories in China? Just use one of their servers? :)
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: phosphoric on Mon, 07 March 2016, 22:10:13
thats why rocket league is great. the matches are only 5 minutes long! :thumb:

Haha, ok I need to try that one I guess. I literally played the new Gauntlet for 10 minutes and will never log back in..

I think there is a database error, it shows digi posted this thread but I'm sure it was actually TP4. ;)

hax0r
everybody who plays gauntlet is hardcore. i can't keep up
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 07 March 2016, 22:24:58
I get angry at Amazon reviews by people who don't really understand electronics.   especially when they compare specs that don't really influence the performance of the product..

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/super-sayan-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862522)
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: digi on Mon, 07 March 2016, 22:25:39
I get angry at Amazon reviews by people who don't really understand electronics.   especially when they compare specs that don't really influence the performance of the product..

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/super-sayan-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862522)


 :))
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: rowdy on Tue, 08 March 2016, 03:40:38
You know you're getting old when you keep losing the (https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=44660.10) old (https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=52104.0) threads (https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=69535.0).

All three of which, btw, were created by tp4.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 08 March 2016, 09:04:54
Every video game you play bores you after 10 minutes..

Just...one...more...turn... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civilization_V)
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: kurplop on Tue, 08 March 2016, 09:21:19
i don't even play games anymore.  i just read about them.

Yeah I can't play games anymore I get the motion sickness....that really sucks.

Well you're either really old or pregnant.  :)) :p

Speaking of pregnancy

You know you're getting old when your wife says she's late and it means she's constipated. :eek:
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 08 March 2016, 09:57:13
i don't even play games anymore.  i just read about them.

Yeah I can't play games anymore I get the motion sickness....that really sucks.

Well you're either really old or pregnant.  :)) :p

Speaking of pregnancy

You know you're getting old when your wife says she's late and it means she's constipated. :eek:

LOL
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: mrbishop on Tue, 08 March 2016, 09:58:08
when describing a majority of things you use "back in my day" or "when i was your age"

i know from experience. :blank:
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: ideus on Tue, 08 March 2016, 10:11:33
I'll be young forever.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: Melvang on Tue, 08 March 2016, 10:42:50
When your friends start having kids on purpose.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: digi on Tue, 08 March 2016, 10:44:47
When your friends start having kids on purpose.

LOL good one

Every video game you play bores you after 10 minutes..

Just...one...more...turn... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civilization_V)

As much as I wish I could get into Civ, it's just so 20 years ago Haff!
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 08 March 2016, 13:12:25
Every video game you play bores you after 10 minutes..

Just...one...more...turn... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civilization_V)

As much as I wish I could get into Civ, it's just so 20 years ago Haff!

ಠ_ಠ
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 08 March 2016, 18:37:34
Every video game you play bores you after 10 minutes..

Just...one...more...turn... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civilization_V)

As much as I wish I could get into Civ, it's just so 20 years ago Haff!

ಠ_ಠ

Why one more turn,  when you can play Hearthstone..  "Busy night... but there's always room for another"
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: fohat.digs on Tue, 08 March 2016, 18:50:27
Donald Trump starts reminding you of George Wallace
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 09 March 2016, 10:18:28
I have to google over 50% of the pop culture references on Geekhack..

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/sweating-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862522)
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: xtrafrood on Wed, 09 March 2016, 13:15:50
When your friends start having kids on purpose.
This. My graduating class of '03 moved away from FL to have families.  :eek: 
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: romevi on Wed, 09 March 2016, 13:23:02
This is why I've been getting into retro games. At least they can get me to stay hooked and they're familiar.

Also, I used to think we were old when we started having children in our mid-twenties. Where we live now we're one of the youngest parents. So that helps me to feel young again.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 09 March 2016, 13:28:59
This is why I've been getting into retro games. At least they can get me to stay hooked and they're familiar.

Also, I used to think we were old when we started having children in our mid-twenties. Where we live now we're one of the youngest parents. So that helps me to feel young again.


I tried retro,  it's hard because they're fun for like 30 minutes,  then you extrapolate the time cost to continued play, and the rewards.. Then it turns into an adult moment, and you wake up from the fantasy that you could afford to be so carefree..

Well, that's my experience anyway. You may have better luck.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: xtrafrood on Wed, 09 March 2016, 13:39:15
It's kind of cool to find a spot in a vintage game that I could never figure out and look up the information online.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: Waateva on Wed, 09 March 2016, 13:58:01
Every video game you play bores you after 10 minutes..

Just...one...more...turn... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civilization_V)

As much as I wish I could get into Civ, it's just so 20 years ago Haff!

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: romevi on Wed, 09 March 2016, 14:02:02
This is why I've been getting into retro games. At least they can get me to stay hooked and they're familiar.

Also, I used to think we were old when we started having children in our mid-twenties. Where we live now we're one of the youngest parents. So that helps me to feel young again.


I tried retro,  it's hard because they're fun for like 30 minutes,  then you extrapolate the time cost to continued play, and the rewards.. Then it turns into an adult moment, and you wake up from the fantasy that you could afford to be so carefree..

Well, that's my experience anyway. You may have better luck.

There are definitely some retro games that are difficult to get into. I personally was never good at 2D fighters and shooters, and still am not. I give them a whirl, but find myself rage-quitting after twenty minutes.
Racing, platformers, and RPGs were and still are my jam. I love the brawlers, too, but they don't make them anymore. Definitely a genre of the past.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: chyros on Wed, 09 March 2016, 17:39:28
I've got white tufts in my beard. Not grey, mother****ing WHITE! D:
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: demik on Wed, 09 March 2016, 18:46:40
when your birthday comes around
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: Waateva on Wed, 09 March 2016, 19:36:02
when your birthday comes around

32 this year?
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: chyros on Wed, 09 March 2016, 19:40:30
25 was very bad. One of the worst I had. 27 was very awful as well. Not looking forward to 30 at all D; .
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: demik on Wed, 09 March 2016, 19:42:41
when your birthday comes around

32 this year?

20
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: Waateva on Wed, 09 March 2016, 19:43:53
25 was very bad. One of the worst I had. 27 was very awful as well. Not looking forward to 30 at all D; .

Meh, I'll be 32 myself this year and it doesn't even bother me anymore.  Everyone gets older, so you can either embrace it and enjoy it or make a big deal out of something that literally no one can stop.  So far, I've loved my 30s and would take them over my 20s at this point!
Title: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: sarahnicole on Wed, 09 March 2016, 19:57:47
When I talk to my 15 year old niece.

Always coming home from school with these hip new phrases.
She tried to tell me A1 meant cool, I told her no, that's a steak sauce honey.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: demik on Wed, 09 March 2016, 20:02:04
25 was very bad. One of the worst I had. 27 was very awful as well. Not looking forward to 30 at all D; .

Meh, I'll be 32 myself this year and it doesn't even bother me anymore.  Everyone gets older, so you can either embrace it and enjoy it or make a big deal out of something that literally no one can stop.  So far, I've loved my 30s and would take them over my 20s at this point!

legit, i never understood the hard on over age. i have this friend i've known for awhile and the other day she sent me a message asking how i was and blah blah and i asked her how she was and she goes.. "im preparing myself to turn 30.."

im like, how over dramatic is that ****? news flash, 30 is the same as 29 if you haven't done **** the last year.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 09 March 2016, 20:02:20
32 this year?

Twice that for me. At some point you are just glad that they keep coming.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 09 March 2016, 20:07:57
25 was very bad. One of the worst I had. 27 was very awful as well. Not looking forward to 30 at all D; .

Meh, I'll be 32 myself this year and it doesn't even bother me anymore.  Everyone gets older, so you can either embrace it and enjoy it or make a big deal out of something that literally no one can stop.  So far, I've loved my 30s and would take them over my 20s at this point!

legit, i never understood the hard on over age. i have this friend i've known for awhile and the other day she sent me a message asking how i was and blah blah and i asked her how she was and she goes.. "im preparing myself to turn 30.."

im like, how over dramatic is that ****? news flash, 30 is the same as 29 if you haven't done **** the last year.

30 is a big deal for females..

it's basically like the official, no more mess-ing around age..


It's also the age where.. ok, this sounds awful, but you know when you buy a new car, and now it's a used car..  and the value is cut in half..

Yea.. age 30 is that significant a drift..
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: sarahnicole on Wed, 09 March 2016, 20:15:10

25 was very bad. One of the worst I had. 27 was very awful as well. Not looking forward to 30 at all D; .

Meh, I'll be 32 myself this year and it doesn't even bother me anymore.  Everyone gets older, so you can either embrace it and enjoy it or make a big deal out of something that literally no one can stop.  So far, I've loved my 30s and would take them over my 20s at this point!

legit, i never understood the hard on over age. i have this friend i've known for awhile and the other day she sent me a message asking how i was and blah blah and i asked her how she was and she goes.. "im preparing myself to turn 30.."

im like, how over dramatic is that ****? news flash, 30 is the same as 29 if you haven't done **** the last year.

30 is a big deal for females because they have been conditioned by society that they are less valuable of a sexual partner as they age, where as men are taught that they become more "distinguished" with age.


FTFY ;)
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: demik on Wed, 09 March 2016, 20:22:30
25 was very bad. One of the worst I had. 27 was very awful as well. Not looking forward to 30 at all D; .

Meh, I'll be 32 myself this year and it doesn't even bother me anymore.  Everyone gets older, so you can either embrace it and enjoy it or make a big deal out of something that literally no one can stop.  So far, I've loved my 30s and would take them over my 20s at this point!

legit, i never understood the hard on over age. i have this friend i've known for awhile and the other day she sent me a message asking how i was and blah blah and i asked her how she was and she goes.. "im preparing myself to turn 30.."

im like, how over dramatic is that ****? news flash, 30 is the same as 29 if you haven't done **** the last year.

30 is a big deal for females..

it's basically like the official, no more mess-ing around age..


It's also the age where.. ok, this sounds awful, but you know when you buy a new car, and now it's a used car..  and the value is cut in half..

Yea.. age 30 is that significant a drift..

yeah no, that's bull****.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: appleonama on Wed, 09 March 2016, 20:23:51
old people smell which means you guys smell  :rolleyes:

Ageist!!! REPORTED!!

Gas them all  ^-^
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 09 March 2016, 20:30:47

FTFY ;)

In the wild.. Humans have been estimated to die around age 40.

So, assuming naturally that the female would've lived long enough to raise her child, she would require at least a 5 year window to rear a somewhat independent offspring.

40-5 = 35,   that means at the latest, natural evolution would've placed the final deadline for progenation at ~ age 35..

and we also see that the probability for miscarriage and other complications rise dramatically beyond this age..  which supports the evolutionary pinpointing.



Now, modern medicine can overcome many of these hurdles for late moms.

However, it does not change the hard fact that the equipment only operates at peak efficiency for a short number of years.



Which is why youth is the most important currency, especially for females..

Where every bad boyfriend is a major waste of potential and resources..




/Tp4 crawls back into the cave..  #Ronery2016
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: chyros on Thu, 10 March 2016, 03:36:39
25 was very bad. One of the worst I had. 27 was very awful as well. Not looking forward to 30 at all D; .

Meh, I'll be 32 myself this year and it doesn't even bother me anymore.  Everyone gets older, so you can either embrace it and enjoy it or make a big deal out of something that literally no one can stop.  So far, I've loved my 30s and would take them over my 20s at this point!
I'm sure my 30s won't be as bad as my late 20s, this PhD is the worst thing I've ever done D; .
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: sarahnicole on Thu, 10 March 2016, 08:05:10


FTFY ;)

In the wild.. Humans have been estimated to die around age 40.

So, assuming naturally that the female would've lived long enough to raise her child, she would require at least a 5 year window to rear a somewhat independent offspring.

40-5 = 35,   that means at the latest, natural evolution would've placed the final deadline for progenation at ~ age 35..

and we also see that the probability for miscarriage and other complications rise dramatically beyond this age..  which supports the evolutionary pinpointing.



Now, modern medicine can overcome many of these hurdles for late moms.

However, it does not change the hard fact that the equipment only operates at peak efficiency for a short number of years.



Which is why youth is the most important currency, especially for females..

Where every bad boyfriend is a major waste of potential and resources..




/Tp4 crawls back into the cave..  #Ronery2016

DAMN! Didn't see you replied last night haha.
I could argue about this all day but I won't lol.

I'm in a semi-decent mood today so I'll let tp4 be tp4 for once today.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: mobbo on Thu, 10 March 2016, 08:09:35
ok, this sounds awful, but you know when you buy a new car, and now it's a used car..  and the value is cut in half..

Ya, you're right. That does sound awful.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 10 March 2016, 08:12:36
ok, this sounds awful, but you know when you buy a new car, and now it's a used car..  and the value is cut in half..

Ya, you're right. That does sound awful.

Let's continue this analogie.

As long as the car is a Honda or Toyota.. we can still expect good useful lifetime out of it..

--so,  a well researched prospective car owner would understand that and still pick one up.

Despite the ever depreciating market value.


^^^^, yea that sounded even worse..   I am appalled
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: iri on Thu, 10 March 2016, 08:14:52
I'll be young forever.
Same here.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: mobbo on Thu, 10 March 2016, 08:16:28
ok, this sounds awful, but you know when you buy a new car, and now it's a used car..  and the value is cut in half..

Ya, you're right. That does sound awful.

Let's continue this analogie.

As long as the car is a Honda or Toyota.. we can still expect good useful lifetime out of it..

--so,  a well researched prospective car owner would understand that and still pick one up.

Despite the ever depreciating market value.


^^^^, yea that sounded even worse..   I am appalled

Have you ever heard of the term "objectification of women"?

Because you have mastered it to a degree I didn't think possible.  :))
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 10 March 2016, 08:17:32
...when all you do is babysit or wait for friends to find babysitters so you can do ****.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 10 March 2016, 08:21:40
25 was very bad. One of the worst I had. 27 was very awful as well. Not looking forward to 30 at all D; .

Meh, I'll be 32 myself this year and it doesn't even bother me anymore.  Everyone gets older, so you can either embrace it and enjoy it or make a big deal out of something that literally no one can stop.  So far, I've loved my 30s and would take them over my 20s at this point!

legit, i never understood the hard on over age. i have this friend i've known for awhile and the other day she sent me a message asking how i was and blah blah and i asked her how she was and she goes.. "im preparing myself to turn 30.."

im like, how over dramatic is that ****? news flash, 30 is the same as 29 if you haven't done **** the last year.

30 is a big deal for females because they have been conditioned by society that they are less valuable of a sexual partner as they age, where as men are taught that they become more "distinguished" with age.


FTFY ;)

So?  Screw society.  Be happy for yourself.  Don't let someone else tell you that being alive for another year is suddenly apparently a terrible thing.

Society also conditions men to think similar things; just ignore them and move on with your life.  ^-^
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 10 March 2016, 08:22:18
ok, this sounds awful, but you know when you buy a new car, and now it's a used car..  and the value is cut in half..

Ya, you're right. That does sound awful.

Let's continue this analogie.

As long as the car is a Honda or Toyota.. we can still expect good useful lifetime out of it..

--so,  a well researched prospective car owner would understand that and still pick one up.

Despite the ever depreciating market value.


^^^^, yea that sounded even worse..   I am appalled

Have you ever heard of the term "objectification of women"?

Because you have mastered it to a degree I didn't think possible.  :))


Hahahahhaha..


I think usually.   

When we say.. A male objectifies a female..  it's some guy with a low level of empathy.. and therefore considers the female an-object which he can manipulate given a set of incentives..


Be assured that Tp4 has a great deal of empathy. The difference is, Tp4 has it under complete control, and a system of thought which can override all emotion, in cases where it is necessary to preserve logic.

Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: iri on Thu, 10 March 2016, 08:24:39
"objectification of women"?
Yes. Even in space!

(http://i.imgur.com/0TBxauG.gif)
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 10 March 2016, 08:24:56


So?  Screw society.  Be happy for yourself.  Don't let someone else tell you that being alive for another year is suddenly apparently a terrible thing.

Society also conditions men to think similar things; just ignore them and move on with your life.  ^-^



Being happy to oneself is always of fashion..  but if you're the last chocolate bar left on the shelf, people won't buy it.

This may very well be a temporary fad..  and maybe 30yr olds will be the must-get of tomorrow..


I've merely outlined the -Now-



Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: demik on Thu, 10 March 2016, 09:28:20
ok, this sounds awful, but you know when you buy a new car, and now it's a used car..  and the value is cut in half..

Ya, you're right. That does sound awful.

Let's continue this analogie.

As long as the car is a Honda or Toyota.. we can still expect good useful lifetime out of it..

--so,  a well researched prospective car owner would understand that and still pick one up.

Despite the ever depreciating market value.


^^^^, yea that sounded even worse..   I am appalled

So if I'm understanding it right... You want us to date japanese girls only because they retain their resell value better?
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 10 March 2016, 09:29:35
ok, this sounds awful, but you know when you buy a new car, and now it's a used car..  and the value is cut in half..

Ya, you're right. That does sound awful.

Let's continue this analogie.

As long as the car is a Honda or Toyota.. we can still expect good useful lifetime out of it..

--so,  a well researched prospective car owner would understand that and still pick one up.

Despite the ever depreciating market value.


^^^^, yea that sounded even worse..   I am appalled

So if I'm understanding it right... You want us to date japanese girls only because they retain their resell value better?

ah... no?

you don't really need to resell old toyotas and hondas.. drive them till they die..

till death do us part baby ?


yes.. finally, this analogy has turned around.. Congratulations Tp4..

Thankyou  demik.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: sarahnicole on Thu, 10 March 2016, 09:46:23


So?  Screw society.  Be happy for yourself.  Don't let someone else tell you that being alive for another year is suddenly apparently a terrible thing.

Society also conditions men to think similar things; just ignore them and move on with your life.  ^-^

Why was I driving when this thread blew up? Lol

But really though, Hoff you continue to surprise me as being pretty much the nicest person to exist here.
Keep being cool. :thumb:
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: demik on Thu, 10 March 2016, 09:47:54
It's a sham. He posts in full nazi dress to balance out the earth.


Also you're welcome tp. I don't know what I did but you're welcome.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: demik on Thu, 10 March 2016, 09:48:16
Because he's a modzi. Not because he hates people.
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 10 March 2016, 09:53:30
Because he's a modzi. Not because he hates people.

I too am always weary of Hoff's nice-ness.

We don't know for sure if there is a devilish move in-play..





Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: sarahnicole on Thu, 10 March 2016, 10:07:28

Because he's a modzi. Not because he hates people.

I too am always weary of Hoff's nice-ness.

We don't know for sure if there is a devilish move in-play..

Hey, Hoff is my snapchat friend.
YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT!
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 10 March 2016, 10:13:14

Because he's a modzi. Not because he hates people.

I too am always weary of Hoff's nice-ness.

We don't know for sure if there is a devilish move in-play..

Hey, Hoff is my snapchat friend.
YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT!

Welcome to the Internet. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/pretty-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862516)
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 10 March 2016, 10:15:08
Because he's a modzi. Not because he hates people.

I do hate people tho.  >:D
Title: Re: You know you're getting old when..
Post by: demik on Thu, 10 March 2016, 10:19:29
Confirmed modzi