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Title: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: njbair on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:26:05: The pretzel is an underrated snack. We bought this huge bag of Rold Gold pretzels along with some other snacks for a party, and nobody ate the pretzels. So I've been working through the bag, little by little.

I've grown quite fond of pretzels; they are extremely versatile. Last night I was dipping them in peanut butter, and tonight I'm dipping them in mustard. Two totally different snacks based on the same baked good. And let's not forget about chocolate covered pretzels.

Anyway, I like pretzels and I thought you all should know.
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: ika on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:26:30: pretzels ****in suck

unless they're snyders pieces. that **** is p good
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Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:27:00: I can't stand hard pretzels. Soft pretzels are the **** though, especially with a sprinkle of sea salt and a **** ton of awesome mustards.
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: njbair on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:30:25: Quote from: ika on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:26:30
pretzels ****in suck

unless they're snyders pieces. that **** is p good

Oh man, Snyders Pieces are awesome.

Reminds me of this:
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: appleonama on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:38:34: Thought this was a tp thread.....
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:40:06: Quote from: appleonama on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:38:34
Thought this was a tp thread.....

tp threads don't have to be made by tp to be tp thread.

OP is too coherent and lucid to be a tp thread though.

Speaking of food, I'm having Trader Joe's Vegan Tika Masala for dinner. Usually I don't care for Indian food, but it's pretty darn good.
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: demik on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:43:27: hello thirsty im dad
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Post by: hwood34 on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:43:41: Quote from: nubbinator on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:27:00
I can't stand hard pretzels. Soft pretzels are the **** though, especially with a sprinkle of sea salt and a **** ton of awesome mustards.

^^^^^^^
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: demik on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:43:59: wtf are hard pretzels?
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:45:35: Quote from: demik on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:43:59
wtf are hard pretzels?

The nasty salt crusted stale bread they sell in the grocery stole

(http://www.davison.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/pretzel-2.jpg)
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: demik on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:46:05: those ****s stink bruh
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Post by: Air tree on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:56:11: I don't even know if I have ever had a soft pretzel before. But I do know that hard pretzels suck. And I completely understand why no one ate them. :p
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: ika on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:58:31: soft pretzels are pretty delicious. especially with cheese dip and some kind of garlic crust. either that or a nice mustard.
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Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:05:42: I absolutely adore these, but get why they might not be some people's thing. It takes work to eat, they are sharp, and quite messy.
But I'm addicted to that irreplicable crunch. :-*
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61qGLoee9CL._AC_UL320_SR268,320_.jpg)
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: fanpeople on Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:13:37: 6/10 food thread
10/10 dad joke thread
0/10 seinfeld thread.
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: Lurch on Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:15:36: pretzels? more like pretzlels

sike. i like me some pretzels. hard or soft, dont bodder me none. just need good muhsstid
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:21:05: I like hard sourdough preztels. Or those "dark" burnt ones.

I like choc covered preztels.

I love soft pretzels with spicy jalapeno hot cheese.
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: Lurch on Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:31:20: Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:21:05
I like hard sourdough preztels. Or those "dark" burnt ones.

I like choc covered preztels.

I love soft pretzels with spicy jalapeno hot cheese.

chocolate covered pretzels are a late-night snack STAPLE

need to re-up on some of those.
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Post by: absyrd on Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:33:47: Yep. I'm a fan of sweet + salty. Requires much milk, though.
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Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 10 March 2016, 06:43:49: I used to love the soft pretzel + nacho cheese + yellow mustard combo..

Eventually though.. I realized that eating stuff like that is probably gonna make a person go bald..

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 10 March 2016, 06:47:18: Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 10 March 2016, 06:43:49
I used to love the soft pretzel + nacho cheese + yellow mustard combo..

Eventually though.. I realized that eating stuff like that is probably gonna make a person go bald..

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)

Yep. Too late for me. Confirmed bald and fat.
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 10 March 2016, 06:54:12: Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 10 March 2016, 06:47:18
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 10 March 2016, 06:43:49
I used to love the soft pretzel + nacho cheese + yellow mustard combo..

Eventually though.. I realized that eating stuff like that is probably gonna make a person go bald..

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)

Yep. Too late for me. Confirmed bald and fat.

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/073.gif)
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: Otesanek on Thu, 10 March 2016, 22:06:49: Sweet hot mustard makes hard pretzels worthwhile.
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 11 March 2016, 09:26:16: Quote from: Otesanek on Thu, 10 March 2016, 22:06:49
Sweet hot mustard makes hard pretzels worthwhile.

like warm honey mustard?
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: njbair on Fri, 11 March 2016, 09:34:30: Quote from: nubbinator on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:40:06
OP is...coherent and lucid...

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 11 March 2016, 09:46:44: It's like the pretzel makers are like, we're lazy, you make it taste better, we added salt.. and we're out of ideas..

hahahahaa
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Post by: inanis on Fri, 11 March 2016, 09:58:46: I really like the Synders Honey Wheat pretzels. They are good and easy to snack on. I also love chocolate covered pretzels. Specifically he ones from Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory. OMG, SO GOOD. Also down for soft pretzels, with mustard.

Regular old pretzels don't do it for me tho.
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Post by: jerue on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:01:51: Is it pretzel day yet?
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:07:57: Quote from: jerue on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:01:51
Is it pretzel day yet?

this isn't a real holiday is it?
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: inanis on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:08:24: Quote from: jerue on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:01:51
Is it pretzel day yet?

I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day....

:))
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: jerue on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:25:37: Quote from: inanis on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:08:24
Quote from: jerue on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:01:51
Is it pretzel day yet?

I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day....

:))

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq9c27fkMR1qcn591o1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: W_hinklebottom on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:41:46: I have a Soft Pretzel recipe that I have been meaning to try. This thread is making me about stepping up my time table.
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: Otesanek on Fri, 11 March 2016, 17:02:59: Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 11 March 2016, 09:26:16
Quote from: Otesanek on Thu, 10 March 2016, 22:06:49
Sweet hot mustard makes hard pretzels worthwhile.

like warm honey mustard?

Nah man, like super spicy honey mustard. Warm honey mustard sounds vile for some reason, even though it is probably pretty good.
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 11 March 2016, 17:09:34: Quote from: Lurch on Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:31:20
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:21:05
I like hard sourdough preztels. Or those "dark" burnt ones.

I like choc covered preztels.

I love soft pretzels with spicy jalapeno hot cheese.

chocolate covered pretzels are a late-night snack STAPLE

need to re-up on some of those.

now i want these :(
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: Waateva on Fri, 11 March 2016, 17:55:17: Quote from: Lurch on Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:31:20
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:21:05
I like hard sourdough preztels. Or those "dark" burnt ones.

I like choc covered preztels.

I love soft pretzels with spicy jalapeno hot cheese.

chocolate covered pretzels are a late-night snack STAPLE

need to re-up on some of those.

We just got a new store by us that has chocolate covered pretzels which are good but my new favorites are their blueberry yogurt pretzels like these ones here. (https://nuts.com/chocolatessweets/pretzels/blueberry.html) I would've probably eaten the whole one pound bag of them last night while playing Mario Kart 8 but my wife fattie-shamed me so I only ate half :(

Otherwise, I'm a fan of most pretzels but really like the butter ones as well as most of the Snyders kinds.
Title: Re: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Post by: xtrafrood on Fri, 11 March 2016, 18:28:59: Quote from: jerue on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:25:37
Quote from: inanis on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:08:24
Quote from: jerue on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:01:51
Is it pretzel day yet?

I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day....

:))

Show Image
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq9c27fkMR1qcn591o1_1280.jpg)

I smell a The Office marathon happening soon!

I worked at this one place that probably sold the same style soft pretzels that were available in the 80's. Delicious.

Mustard all day, everyday.
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Post by: fknraiden on Fri, 11 March 2016, 18:36:10: Pretzels are dope, eat several oz's of them several times a week. Haven't had a soft pretzel in a while, reminds me of Costco.