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Title: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: 1swt2gs on Mon, 21 March 2016, 22:09:21
I pushed a girl off a bike because I didn't like her.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: demik on Mon, 21 March 2016, 22:10:17
**** my pants as a baby
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: 1swt2gs on Mon, 21 March 2016, 22:11:14
**** my pants as a baby

You've done worse things than that!
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: demik on Mon, 21 March 2016, 22:12:02
**** my pants as a baby

You've done worse things than that!

nah man that's pretty bad. **** stank and somebody had to clean it.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tjcaustin on Mon, 21 March 2016, 22:13:09
**** my pants as a baby

TIL dedmilk thinks babies choose to do this.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: azhdar on Mon, 21 March 2016, 22:14:40
Put my mother through 23hours of labor without epidural.

I was a 5.3kg piece of meat.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: demik on Mon, 21 March 2016, 22:20:22
**** my pants as a baby

TIL dedmilk thinks babies choose to do this.

keep talking slick and you're choosing to get 1v1'd lil homie
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Mon, 21 March 2016, 22:34:27
i stole some kids pokemon cards he had since he was a very little kid and i acted as if i'd buy him some in a few days and i gave them back and made him owe me, i was a vindictive little ****
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: alexjd99 on Mon, 21 March 2016, 23:29:34
I wanted to see anaphylaxis was.

It was the first day of Kindergarten, and me and the teacher said that this girl in the class was really allergic to peanuts. Me, being the curious child I was, decided to see what was going to happen. I only wiped peanut butter on her skirt, so nothing bad happened, but I got in a lot of trouble. Like suspension. First day of kindergarten. Suspension. They could have at least told me she'd ****in die if she had some. It was all good though because she ended up becoming a good friend of mine.

I also bit a kid in preschool because we were arguing about what the name of a dinosaur is or some **** like that.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: evangs on Mon, 21 March 2016, 23:44:14
I made some kid pay me to be my friend.... My mom asked where I got the fistfuls of quarters
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: demik on Mon, 21 March 2016, 23:46:05
I made some kid pay me to be my friend.... My mom asked where I got the fistfuls of quarters

in MS there was this kid that had rich parents (dad some sort of lawyer and mom was a doctor) so dude always had money on him. but nobody really hung out with him because he was constantly in trouble. there were a few times he'd pay me to chill at detention with him.

when you're 11, 20 bucks is worth 1 hr of detention.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: evangs on Mon, 21 March 2016, 23:46:48

I made some kid pay me to be my friend.... My mom asked where I got the fistfuls of quarters

in MS there was this kid that had rich parents (dad some sort of lawyer and mom was a doctor) so dude always had money on him. but nobody really hung out with him because he was constantly in trouble. there were a few times he'd pay me to chill at detention with him.

when you're 11, 20 bucks is worth 1 hr of detention.

Haha, no kidding
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: alexjd99 on Mon, 21 March 2016, 23:55:20
I made some kid pay me to be my friend.... My mom asked where I got the fistfuls of quarters

in MS there was this kid that had rich parents (dad some sort of lawyer and mom was a doctor) so dude always had money on him. but nobody really hung out with him because he was constantly in trouble. there were a few times he'd pay me to chill at detention with him.

when you're 11, 20 bucks is worth 1 hr of detention.
Hell, I'd still do $20 an hour. That's some good pay, and all you have to do is be there with him? Count me in
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: demik on Mon, 21 March 2016, 23:57:20
I made some kid pay me to be my friend.... My mom asked where I got the fistfuls of quarters

in MS there was this kid that had rich parents (dad some sort of lawyer and mom was a doctor) so dude always had money on him. but nobody really hung out with him because he was constantly in trouble. there were a few times he'd pay me to chill at detention with him.

when you're 11, 20 bucks is worth 1 hr of detention.
Hell, I'd still do $20 an hour. That's some good pay, and all you have to do is be there with him? Count me in

basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.

well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tjcaustin on Tue, 22 March 2016, 00:27:49
**** my pants as a baby

TIL dedmilk thinks babies choose to do this.

keep talking slick and you're choosing to get 1v1'd lil homie

I'll bring the 360, you bring the got no scoped
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: appleonama on Tue, 22 March 2016, 00:39:13
not standing up for myself as a kid :'(

as a young teen tho ohh boy..
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: romevi on Tue, 22 March 2016, 00:39:34
I took $5 from a kid with Down's.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: captsis on Tue, 22 March 2016, 00:52:04

basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.

well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.

Jesus. He sounds like a real class act.

(http://i.giphy.com/CQiwuJUZqaEWA.gif)
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: demik on Tue, 22 March 2016, 00:54:37

basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.

well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.

Jesus. He sounds like a real class act.

Show Image
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LOUISE

Bobs burgers and scrubs. I can watch both all day everyday for the rest of my life.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: captsis on Tue, 22 March 2016, 01:02:33

basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.

well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.

Jesus. He sounds like a real class act.

Show Image
(http://i.giphy.com/CQiwuJUZqaEWA.gif)


LOUISE

Bobs burgers and scrubs. I can watch both all day everyday for the rest of my life.

 :)
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 22 March 2016, 01:03:07
Me and the other kids used to force feed acid to this little retarded girl and stand around her in a circle yelling "NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE"

We cured her retardation.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: xtrafrood on Tue, 22 March 2016, 01:07:36
It was little league game day. Pitcher tossed me a change up, and I knocked a line drive in to the shortstop's nuts. He squeaked, it was horrible
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: Photekq on Tue, 22 March 2016, 01:12:16
Dropped the entirety of a guys bank on Runescape when he left the room. To be fair though he was a massive douche and he only had about 100k.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 22 March 2016, 01:17:08
I did a lot of mean and aggressive **** when I was in elementary and early middle school.  So I'm gonna go with all the times I lashed out at people and was generally a ****.  There's probably a specific worst instance that I just can't think of right now.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: FreeCopy on Tue, 22 March 2016, 01:23:23
I was snooping about at a church and found where they stashed the collection baskets. While everyone was singing I took every penny. It was a couple hundred dollars. There was also a coffee can with some donation money labeled for a food drive or something. I took all of it too.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tjcaustin on Tue, 22 March 2016, 02:13:17

basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.

well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.

Jesus. He sounds like a real class act.

Show Image
(http://i.giphy.com/CQiwuJUZqaEWA.gif)


LOUISE

Bobs burgers and scrubs. I can watch both all day everyday for the rest of my life.

That's not Louise, yo.  That's the crazy chick that wanted to be her bff.

Clearly, the most messed up thing I did as a kid was learn how to be a giant ******* to friends.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 22 March 2016, 04:04:40
I ate a bunch of ramen this one time , when I was told specifically NOT to eat them.

Tp4 knows not of Rules...


(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/steal-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862521)
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: demik on Tue, 22 March 2016, 09:18:17

basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.

well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.

Jesus. He sounds like a real class act.

Show Image
(http://i.giphy.com/CQiwuJUZqaEWA.gif)


LOUISE

Bobs burgers and scrubs. I can watch both all day everyday for the rest of my life.

That's not Louise, yo.  That's the crazy chick that wanted to be her bff.

Clearly, the most messed up thing I did as a kid was learn how to be a giant ******* to friends.

Is this from the newer season? I don't remember this episode OnO
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 22 March 2016, 09:19:39

basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.

well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.

Jesus. He sounds like a real class act.

Show Image
(http://i.giphy.com/CQiwuJUZqaEWA.gif)


LOUISE

Bobs burgers and scrubs. I can watch both all day everyday for the rest of my life.

That's not Louise, yo.  That's the crazy chick that wanted to be her bff.

Clearly, the most messed up thing I did as a kid was learn how to be a giant ******* to friends.

Is this from the newer season? I don't remember this episode OnO

It's from like S3 or S4 can't remember. Noob.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: dgneo on Tue, 22 March 2016, 09:23:26

basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.

well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.

Jesus. He sounds like a real class act.

Show Image
(http://i.giphy.com/CQiwuJUZqaEWA.gif)


LOUISE

Bobs burgers and scrubs. I can watch both all day everyday for the rest of my life.

That's not Louise, yo.  That's the crazy chick that wanted to be her bff.

Clearly, the most messed up thing I did as a kid was learn how to be a giant ******* to friends.

Is this from the newer season? I don't remember this episode OnO

It's from like S3 or S4 can't remember. Noob.

Millie Frock!

(https://i.imgur.com/iLVtrhW.jpg)
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: FLFisherman on Tue, 22 March 2016, 09:23:46

basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.

well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.

Jesus. He sounds like a real class act.

Show Image
(http://i.giphy.com/CQiwuJUZqaEWA.gif)


LOUISE

Bobs burgers and scrubs. I can watch both all day everyday for the rest of my life.

That's not Louise, yo.  That's the crazy chick that wanted to be her bff.

Clearly, the most messed up thing I did as a kid was learn how to be a giant ******* to friends.

Is this from the newer season? I don't remember this episode OnO

How can you watch this show so much and not know who this is? I am disappointed in you.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 22 March 2016, 09:43:12
Got arrested.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: inanis on Tue, 22 March 2016, 10:00:30
I was always a good kid, but this one time in high school this girl slept with my then boyfriend. For weeks afterwards I followed her around and said the meanest possibly things you could imagine, I was just terrible, always right behind her, playing on every insecurity she had. Then one day, I was coming out of math class, and she was in the class right next to me, so I started in on her again. She snapped and attacked me. I beat the crap out of her, like, really, it was awful. She got suspended for like 2 weeks cause she attacked me first and everyone saw it. I just got sent home for the day, cause I was the "victim".

I still think she deserved all of it.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: sitch on Tue, 22 March 2016, 10:05:30
Put my mother through 23hours of labor without epidural.

I was a 5.3kg piece of meat.

Don't they do cesarean section for macrosomic babies?
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: henz on Tue, 22 March 2016, 10:09:25
i kinda threw a stick into a girls bicycle  front wheel, she did a crazy flip, scrathed her knee, so she did miraculously well.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: demik on Tue, 22 March 2016, 10:19:50

basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.

well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.

Jesus. He sounds like a real class act.

Show Image
(http://i.giphy.com/CQiwuJUZqaEWA.gif)


LOUISE

Bobs burgers and scrubs. I can watch both all day everyday for the rest of my life.

That's not Louise, yo.  That's the crazy chick that wanted to be her bff.

Clearly, the most messed up thing I did as a kid was learn how to be a giant ******* to friends.

Is this from the newer season? I don't remember this episode OnO

How can you watch this show so much and not know who this is? I am disappointed in you.

Ugh. Exposed. Time to leave gh.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: See Spot Solder on Tue, 22 March 2016, 10:39:00
I was really bored playing outfield in little league. So I pick up a rock and threw it at a kid. Hit him right in the forehead and made him bleed. My parents sure were thrilled when they found out.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: chyros on Tue, 22 March 2016, 10:45:17
Me and a friend were in part responsible for having a temp teacher resign, and we might've had a part in another teacher resigning as well. I was a horrible kid in school, absolutely crazy and uncontrollable. A teacher's nightmare.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: chuckdee on Tue, 22 March 2016, 11:08:48
Hit a bully with my fully loaded book bag when he was trying to extort me on the stairs, with predictable results.  He broke his arm in the subsequent fall.

In contrast to what would have happened today, he was put in detention for the bullying, and I got off relatively scot-free.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: Air tree on Tue, 22 March 2016, 14:58:51
Not really messed up, or maybe it is, but I was a huge **** and had a horrible temper when I was younger, not that I have a great one now, but it was terrible. I used to scream and swear when I played video games to the point where people could hear me downstairs in my house.


I have like zero social life right now though since I have weird ass parents that put me in a online Homeschool program, result is a socially inept kid.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Tue, 22 March 2016, 16:26:42
Not really messed up, or maybe it is, but I was a huge **** and had a horrible temper when I was younger, not that I have a great one now, but it was terrible. I used to scream and swear when I played video games to the point where people could hear me downstairs in my house.


I have like zero social life right now though since I have weird ass parents that put me in a online Homeschool program, result is a socially inept kid.
dont worry you have GH, srs tho ik how you feel, i chose to hang out with only like 3 people throughout my elementary school and through middle school i hung out with like 2 kids due to me moving my 3 other friends are in a town far away and i communicate to them a lot through skype, now im homeschooling cus middle school in my town treats you like you're 11 years  old. ill be going back in high school, maybe, this cancer really has stunted my school and i have a big doubt ill pass but tbh i do not care anymore currently
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: mason on Tue, 22 March 2016, 18:10:00
I wanted to see anaphylaxis was.

It was the first day of Kindergarten, and me and the teacher said that this girl in the class was really allergic to peanuts. Me, being the curious child I was, decided to see what was going to happen. I only wiped peanut butter on her skirt, so nothing bad happened, but I got in a lot of trouble. Like suspension. First day of kindergarten. Suspension. They could have at least told me she'd ****in die if she had some. It was all good though because she ended up becoming a good friend of mine.

I also bit a kid in preschool because we were arguing about what the name of a dinosaur is or some **** like that.

 :eek: I dated a girl that had anaphylaxis. If I wanted to kiss her then I'd have to tell her a day in advance and read the ingredients on everything. It was like I had it too.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: 1swt2gs on Tue, 22 March 2016, 18:42:50
i kinda threw a stick into a girls bicycle  front wheel, she did a crazy flip, scrathed her knee, so she did miraculously well.


twins?
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 22 March 2016, 19:00:38
Not really messed up, or maybe it is, but I was a huge **** and had a horrible temper when I was younger, not that I have a great one now, but it was terrible. I used to scream and swear when I played video games to the point where people could hear me downstairs in my house.


I have like zero social life right now though since I have weird ass parents that put me in a online Homeschool program, result is a socially inept kid.

wha...........

But on the internet , you seem totally normal.. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/info-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862510)
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: nubbinator on Tue, 22 March 2016, 19:01:42
i kinda threw a stick into a girls bicycle  front wheel, she did a crazy flip, scrathed her knee, so she did miraculously well.

I did that but with my foot and my own bike.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 22 March 2016, 19:15:44
i kinda threw a stick into a girls bicycle  front wheel, she did a crazy flip, scrathed her knee, so she did miraculously well.

I did that but with my foot and my own bike.

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/lol2-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862512)
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: PunksDead on Tue, 22 March 2016, 23:49:48
I was at a sleep over in middle school. This kids family had the scrambler box so we could watch WWF pay per view. I wasn't friends with the kid who's house it was but was pretty tight with the others so it was weird. The kid was a total ******* all night, and would **** with me. His parents threatend to send everyone home if we didn't get along and stop fighting. When everyone went to sleep I went into the kitchen fridge and pissed in the orange juice

* I also got suspended in high school for arguing with a girl in class. She sat in front of me and would t shut the **** up one day. So I got up grabbed a pair of scissors and a handful of hair. Snip...

Almost was expelled

*when I lived in NB I always carried spray paint in my backpack. NY fat caps and rusto fat caps, if you put a rusto fat cap on non rust oleum it would get stuck down and continuously spray out the can. So we would walk around trying to get into parties. This ****ing bro wouldn't let us in and told us we weren't welcome. So I went into the backyard forced a rusty cap on a can of paint and threw it into the house and booked ass
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: jaffers on Wed, 23 March 2016, 00:14:09
Had this friend in 8th grade who was kinda normal, me and a buddy decided that we wanted to have some fun so we alienated him for a week and then became friends with him for a few days, and repeated this. We gave him really really bad advice for talking to girls and he constantly embarrassed himself but we told him it was normal.

He said one day that he had a girlfriend (who was the ugliest girl in our grade) and then we went and asked her if she was dating him and she had no idea who he was.

He also had this blood disorder that caused him to bruise really easily, so we made him get into conflicts with people and one day someone threw a strawberry at him and his entire tit bruised (he was really overweight).

On top of that he had a phobia of bugs and we often put insects and crap on him and he would freak out and start yelling. We put a rhinoceros beetle on his shoulder one day and it started hissing at him and cause he was fat he couldn't reach it so he looked like he went full on retard, flailing about and ****, which was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

I put a biscuit on his back when he was bending over one day and told him an insect landed on him and he started screaming and saying he could feel it crawling down his back.

In final year we had told him he could dance really well even though he was absolutely terrible so he went to the end of year talent show and made a fool out of himself in front of 800 people.

There was another kid who probably had autism, so I bought him a harmonica and he played it all the time, but it wasn't really playing it was just really loud obnoxious noises and it really pissed the teachers off.

In 12th grade me and a friend decided to make some blue toffee and make it really thin and we sold it to some kids and told them it was crack, and they bought it and then we tried selling it to a teacher and we got talked to. We also put it in a kettle and pretended to get high off it and ruined the kettle in the process.

Also one of my 'forever alone' friends said he had trouble getting a girlfriend so we said if you give us your number we can get some girls to message you. So we printed out a "lost" flyer with a picture of a pepe dog and put it up all around the school with the kid's phone number on it.

I went to boarding school so I did a lot of ****ing stupid ****. The above is the fun we had with day school students, when I was in 9th grade we had a dorm parent that was really creepy so we implied that he touched some of us without directly saying it and then he quit the job about 2 years later.

About the time that jackass was a big thing we decided to do a video series of in-dorm-jackass which included branding a kid with a fork (we heated it up in the kettle), whipping eachother with tea towels and someone ended up with their ass bleeding, drinking raw eggs and turns out someone was allergic to raw egg, 3L milk challenge, and the list goes on.

We also played black hawk ninja, which was this game that we played with one of the dorm parents who had poor eye sight. At night time when we were meant to be in bed, we would dress all in black and run around the dorm and hide in plain sight. We would make a noise to get his attention and have to run around to as many quadrants with the quickest time without being caught. We made the poor bastard's life real hard as a dorm parent.

We also had a dorm parent who made music and was at university and we told him his music was terrible and then spread rumors that he was gay. He cried one day and left a week later. He was only there for 2 months.

Now that I think about it I was a real **** of a kid in school.

EDIT: Oh yeah, the kid in 8th grade is completely socially awkward now. Poor guy.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: FreeCopy on Wed, 23 March 2016, 00:54:44
*when I lived in NB I always carried spray paint in my backpack. NY fat caps and rusto fat caps, if you put a rusto fat cap on non rust oleum it would get stuck down and continuously spray out the can. So we would walk around trying to get into parties. This ****ing bro wouldn't let us in and told us we weren't welcome. So I went into the backyard forced a rusty cap on a can of paint and threw it into the house and booked ass

lol. What a ****ing jerk. That's so ****ed up but funny.

Learned the hard way what a horrible mess a rusto can make. Blow out of the stem and nozzle at the same time. Personally hated Rustos after that. NY fats and German thins were my faves to carry.

Damn, Jaffers! I started reading that in Chunks voice. You know the scene? Hand in the blender.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Wed, 23 March 2016, 00:55:30
Had this friend in 8th grade who was kinda normal, me and a buddy decided that we wanted to have some fun so we alienated him for a week and then became friends with him for a few days, and repeated this. We gave him really really bad advice for talking to girls and he constantly embarrassed himself but we told him it was normal.

He said one day that he had a girlfriend (who was the ugliest girl in our grade) and then we went and asked her if she was dating him and she had no idea who he was.

He also had this blood disorder that caused him to bruise really easily, so we made him get into conflicts with people and one day someone threw a strawberry at him and his entire tit bruised (he was really overweight).

On top of that he had a phobia of bugs and we often put insects and crap on him and he would freak out and start yelling. We put a rhinoceros beetle on his shoulder one day and it started hissing at him and cause he was fat he couldn't reach it so he looked like he went full on retard, flailing about and ****, which was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

I put a biscuit on his back when he was bending over one day and told him an insect landed on him and he started screaming and saying he could feel it crawling down his back.

In final year we had told him he could dance really well even though he was absolutely terrible so he went to the end of year talent show and made a fool out of himself in front of 800 people.

There was another kid who probably had autism, so I bought him a harmonica and he played it all the time, but it wasn't really playing it was just really loud obnoxious noises and it really pissed the teachers off.

In 12th grade me and a friend decided to make some blue toffee and make it really thin and we sold it to some kids and told them it was crack, and they bought it and then we tried selling it to a teacher and we got talked to. We also put it in a kettle and pretended to get high off it and ruined the kettle in the process.

Also one of my 'forever alone' friends said he had trouble getting a girlfriend so we said if you give us your number we can get some girls to message you. So we printed out a "lost" flyer with a picture of a pepe dog and put it up all around the school with the kid's phone number on it.

I went to boarding school so I did a lot of ****ing stupid ****. The above is the fun we had with day school students, when I was in 9th grade we had a dorm parent that was really creepy so we implied that he touched some of us without directly saying it and then he quit the job about 2 years later.

About the time that jackass was a big thing we decided to do a video series of in-dorm-jackass which included branding a kid with a fork (we heated it up in the kettle), whipping eachother with tea towels and someone ended up with their ass bleeding, drinking raw eggs and turns out someone was allergic to raw egg, 3L milk challenge, and the list goes on.

We also played black hawk ninja, which was this game that we played with one of the dorm parents who had poor eye sight. At night time when we were meant to be in bed, we would dress all in black and run around the dorm and hide in plain sight. We would make a noise to get his attention and have to run around to as many quadrants with the quickest time without being caught. We made the poor bastard's life real hard as a dorm parent.

We also had a dorm parent who made music and was at university and we told him his music was terrible and then spread rumors that he was gay. He cried one day and left a week later. He was only there for 2 months.

Now that I think about it I was a real **** of a kid in school.

EDIT: Oh yeah, the kid in 8th grade is completely socially awkward now. Poor guy.
you still like this? cus this **** is ****ed up dude lmao
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: henz on Wed, 23 March 2016, 01:03:38
Had this friend in 8th grade who was kinda normal, me and a buddy decided that we wanted to have some fun so we alienated him for a week and then became friends with him for a few days, and repeated this. We gave him really really bad advice for talking to girls and he constantly embarrassed himself but we told him it was normal.

He said one day that he had a girlfriend (who was the ugliest girl in our grade) and then we went and asked her if she was dating him and she had no idea who he was.

He also had this blood disorder that caused him to bruise really easily, so we made him get into conflicts with people and one day someone threw a strawberry at him and his entire tit bruised (he was really overweight).

On top of that he had a phobia of bugs and we often put insects and crap on him and he would freak out and start yelling. We put a rhinoceros beetle on his shoulder one day and it started hissing at him and cause he was fat he couldn't reach it so he looked like he went full on retard, flailing about and ****, which was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

I put a biscuit on his back when he was bending over one day and told him an insect landed on him and he started screaming and saying he could feel it crawling down his back.

In final year we had told him he could dance really well even though he was absolutely terrible so he went to the end of year talent show and made a fool out of himself in front of 800 people.

There was another kid who probably had autism, so I bought him a harmonica and he played it all the time, but it wasn't really playing it was just really loud obnoxious noises and it really pissed the teachers off.

In 12th grade me and a friend decided to make some blue toffee and make it really thin and we sold it to some kids and told them it was crack, and they bought it and then we tried selling it to a teacher and we got talked to. We also put it in a kettle and pretended to get high off it and ruined the kettle in the process.

Also one of my 'forever alone' friends said he had trouble getting a girlfriend so we said if you give us your number we can get some girls to message you. So we printed out a "lost" flyer with a picture of a pepe dog and put it up all around the school with the kid's phone number on it.

I went to boarding school so I did a lot of ****ing stupid ****. The above is the fun we had with day school students, when I was in 9th grade we had a dorm parent that was really creepy so we implied that he touched some of us without directly saying it and then he quit the job about 2 years later.

About the time that jackass was a big thing we decided to do a video series of in-dorm-jackass which included branding a kid with a fork (we heated it up in the kettle), whipping eachother with tea towels and someone ended up with their ass bleeding, drinking raw eggs and turns out someone was allergic to raw egg, 3L milk challenge, and the list goes on.

We also played black hawk ninja, which was this game that we played with one of the dorm parents who had poor eye sight. At night time when we were meant to be in bed, we would dress all in black and run around the dorm and hide in plain sight. We would make a noise to get his attention and have to run around to as many quadrants with the quickest time without being caught. We made the poor bastard's life real hard as a dorm parent.

We also had a dorm parent who made music and was at university and we told him his music was terrible and then spread rumors that he was gay. He cried one day and left a week later. He was only there for 2 months.

Now that I think about it I was a real **** of a kid in school.

EDIT: Oh yeah, the kid in 8th grade is completely socially awkward now. Poor guy.

its because you ****ed him up!
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: Photekq on Wed, 23 March 2016, 01:29:17
Jesus Christ jaffers..

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There was a guy in my year.. Let's call him ****. He was one of triplets; one was relatively normal and friendly with me, while **** and the other were a little odd. **** was infatuated with a girl in my year which I'll call Jane. We always tried to not be too mean to the odd brothers, but we couldn't help but laugh at some of the things they did. This changed quite rapidly.

One day **** asked me to fix his hard drive as he knew I was good with computers. I took it home later that day and plugged it in; it worked without me having to do anything. So, of course, I had a quick look to see what kind of stuff he had stored there. I didn't find anything very interesting, although one file did catch my eye : "****&Jane.mp4"

I opened the file and I was presented with a 3 minute long video created in a game called "3D Sexvilla 2" which depicted a man having intimate relations with someone who seemed to have the same hair, eyes and skin as Jane from my class. Safe to say I almost destroyed my lungs from laughter.

I decided that I wanted to heed the lessons that Spiderman had taught me, and that I wouldn't send this to anyone but my closest and most trusted friends. We all laughed. A lot. Of course, someone spread it on to someone outside of our group; within about a week it had circulated between all the males in the year. However, it hadn't reached the girls yet.

I still vividly remember coming into my classroom and noticing that Jane was looking visibly shaken. **** then walked into the room and her face turned white. I knew that she'd seen it. **** was almost expelled, he was made to sit as far away from her as possible for the rest of his school days, and he never escaped that video. Poor guy.

This wasn't the end of ****'s misfortunes though. Oh no.. However, I think the details of his other misfortunes may be too graphic for this thread.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: jaffers on Wed, 23 March 2016, 04:29:59
Damn, Jaffers! I started reading that in Chunks voice. You know the scene? Hand in the blender.

I don't know what this means. I looked it up on google too

Jesus Christ jaffers..

its because you ****ed him up!

Thanks guys  :)

you still like this? cus this **** is ****ed up dude lmao

I'm only just realising now that I was a bit of an ******* in highschool.

As far as ****ed up **** goes, my house mates and I decided it would be funny to **** with the neighbours by painting rocks and leaving them in the back yard. We left some in our yard too and blamed it on the people next door cause they don't have any rocks in their yard.

They make the perfect scapegoat because we didn't didn't invite them to the house warming party because I thought they were weird when I saw them checking their mail box. Here are some of the rocks that we painted, we started with about 15

(http://i.imgur.com/iVOKZBw.jpg)

EDIT: We are going to leave the devil one in the backyard across from us cause there is this little old Indian lady that comes out every night and rings a little bell (we assume to ward the evil spirits off)
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 23 March 2016, 05:02:02
There's some messed up people on GH.

I hope everyone is a bit more mature now :p
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: henz on Wed, 23 March 2016, 05:05:03
There's some messed up people on GH.

I hope everyone is a bit more mature now :p

I am!
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: 1swt2gs on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:11:19
There's some messed up people on GH.

I hope everyone is a bit more mature now :p

My next off topic thread will be more positive so we can see both sides of GH'ers! :D
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: Signature on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:13:38
There's some messed up people on GH.

I hope everyone is a bit more mature now :p

My next off topic thread will be more positive so we can see both sides of GH'ers! :D
"What's the most kind hearted thing you did as a kid?"
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 23 March 2016, 08:02:03
You're all going on the naughty list....   
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: oledome on Wed, 23 March 2016, 08:26:16
I once threw a bunch of sand in a kid's face for no reason, it was pretty messed up.

(http://i.imgur.com/TpHkT.gif)

Another time I had a bottle of Tipp-Ex (Wite-Out to you Americans), in our high school we had uniforms and they were expensive because you could only get them at certain places. So while in class I filled the lid with the liquid, then faked that I couldn't open the lid, handed it to a classmate to proceeded to immediately put force into it, the lid flew off and his blazer was covered, that stuff doesn't come out.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: 27 on Wed, 23 March 2016, 08:32:04
My friends and I replaced the tips of our Nerf darts with thumb tacks and had some serious ****ing battles.  It was stupid, unsanitary, and dangerous, but we were stupid 13 year olds.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: jaffers on Wed, 23 March 2016, 08:40:18
My friends and I replaced the tips of our Nerf darts with thumb tacks and had some serious ****ing battles.  It was stupid, unsanitary, and dangerous, but we were stupid 13 year olds.

That actually sounds a little fun, you have a really good reason to play hard and not get hit
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: 27 on Wed, 23 March 2016, 08:43:50
My friends and I replaced the tips of our Nerf darts with thumb tacks and had some serious ****ing battles.  It was stupid, unsanitary, and dangerous, but we were stupid 13 year olds.

That actually sounds a little fun, you have a really good reason to play hard and not get hit

It was incredibly fun.  Definitely made it hard to play against the one guy who had a full-auto gun >.<
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: iri on Wed, 23 March 2016, 09:12:49
Put my mother through 23hours of labor without epidural.

I was a 5.3kg piece of meat.
Unholy cow.

I weighed 2.050
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 23 March 2016, 09:15:54
My friends and I replaced the tips of our Nerf darts with thumb tacks and had some serious ****ing battles.  It was stupid, unsanitary, and dangerous, but we were stupid 13 year olds.

That actually sounds a little fun, you have a really good reason to play hard and not get hit

It was incredibly fun.  Definitely made it hard to play against the one guy who had a full-auto gun >.<

Wel.... as long as you guys wear eye protection..
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: dgneo on Wed, 23 March 2016, 09:21:06
My friends and I replaced the tips of our Nerf darts with thumb tacks and had some serious ****ing battles.  It was stupid, unsanitary, and dangerous, but we were stupid 13 year olds.

We opted for paper wasp wars instead. God damn did those ****ers hurt.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 23 March 2016, 10:18:34
My friends and I replaced the tips of our Nerf darts with thumb tacks and had some serious ****ing battles.  It was stupid, unsanitary, and dangerous, but we were stupid 13 year olds.

We opted for paper wasp wars instead. God damn did those ****ers hurt.

Same. My friend and I spent a solid day or so perfecting "the most deadly paper wasps". We ended up with some really elaborate contraptions with paper clips sticking out the front, and shot them at cardboard boxes for target practice. Unlike the rest of you ****s, that's where it ended, because I'm not *that* big of a jerk to launch them at my enemies.  :))  We did rip those boxes to shreds though, it was slightly terrifying.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: sncbraxsc2 on Wed, 23 March 2016, 10:25:18
I'm happy to say I don't think I ruined anyone's life but I do have some ragrets

Told my step-mom I wanted a divorce because she took my pokemon cards away

Threw a rock towards a bunch of seagulls to see the whole flock fly away. I ended up hitting one in the leg and injuring it :'(

Scanned my report card in and changed the one C to a B. My parents took me out to dinner for all As and Bs. Shame.

My dad took me to some Christmas parade in the city when I was ~ 5. Afterward he asked if I enjoyed it and I honestly told him no which made him upset. Sorry Dad



Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 23 March 2016, 10:36:03
I'm happy to say I don't think I ruined anyone's life but I do have some ragrets

Told my step-mom I wanted a divorce because she took my pokemon cards away

Threw a rock towards a bunch of seagulls to see the whole flock fly away. I ended up hitting one in the leg and injuring it :'(

Scanned my report card in and changed the one C to a B. My parents took me out to dinner for all As and Bs. Shame.

My dad took me to some Christmas parade in the city when I was ~ 5. Afterward he asked if I enjoyed it and I honestly told him no which made him upset. Sorry Dad





How dare she... That witch..

Hope you got that divorce.

Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: GenKaan on Wed, 23 March 2016, 10:40:22
Me and the other kids used to force feed acid to this little retarded girl and stand around her in a circle yelling "NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE"

We cured her retardation.

You sir are a strange creature, I like strange. Want to get weird?

The most messed up thing I did as a kid must have been testing horses to see who liked and who hated getting hosed down when I gave them water. Guess it was kinda cruel but 2/3 liked it so I guess that makes me at least even with the horse-karma-gods
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: sncbraxsc2 on Wed, 23 March 2016, 10:43:50
I'm happy to say I don't think I ruined anyone's life but I do have some ragrets

Told my step-mom I wanted a divorce because she took my pokemon cards away

Threw a rock towards a bunch of seagulls to see the whole flock fly away. I ended up hitting one in the leg and injuring it :'(

Scanned my report card in and changed the one C to a B. My parents took me out to dinner for all As and Bs. Shame.

My dad took me to some Christmas parade in the city when I was ~ 5. Afterward he asked if I enjoyed it and I honestly told him no which made him upset. Sorry Dad





How dare she... That witch..

Hope you got that divorce.


Didn't get divorce, rather, got sent to my room. I never minded being sent to my room though because I had a huge chest of legos
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 23 March 2016, 11:26:50
This one time I drank barbeque sauce because I was too lazy to cook anything..



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Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 23 March 2016, 11:44:48
This one time I drank barbeque sauce because I was too lazy to cook anything..



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Yeah but that was probably last week. :P
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 23 March 2016, 11:47:42
This one time I drank barbeque sauce because I was too lazy to cook anything..



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Yeah but that was probably last week. :P

I've moved on to Salad dressing.. thank you very much...

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Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: Air tree on Wed, 23 March 2016, 11:47:54
This one time I drank barbeque sauce because I was too lazy to cook anything..



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I once drank a bottle of blue cheese vinegar dressing because I was hungry and it was insanely good.

Big chunks of blue cheese.  :eek:
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: demik on Wed, 23 March 2016, 11:50:59
I go to sleep when I'm hungry and too lazy to eat OnO. You mfers are weird.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: JDo on Wed, 23 March 2016, 11:53:04
Pretty sure I slammed my bro's head into a wall at some point because I didn't like what he was doing? Lol
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 23 March 2016, 11:54:38
I go to sleep when I'm hungry and too lazy to eat OnO. You mfers are weird.

I feel like I might do a late night taco run tonight..
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: Air tree on Wed, 23 March 2016, 11:56:14
I go to sleep when I'm hungry and too lazy to eat OnO. You mfers are weird.
I'll eat a damn steak right before I go to bed if it's an option.

I think you're the weird one.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 23 March 2016, 11:59:43
I go to sleep when I'm hungry and too lazy to eat OnO. You mfers are weird.
I'll eat a damn steak right before I go to bed if it's an option.

I think you're the weird one.

can't go so heavy before bed Atree.  indigestion..
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: Air tree on Wed, 23 March 2016, 12:02:28
I go to sleep when I'm hungry and too lazy to eat OnO. You mfers are weird.
I'll eat a damn steak right before I go to bed if it's an option.

I think you're the weird one.

can't go so heavy before bed Atree.  indigestion..
I'm young, my body can take the trashing.

I'm just taking advantage of my youth.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: widdlekitty on Wed, 23 March 2016, 13:19:32
Someone saved their final project in my work folder in the school computer lab. I blindly deleted it because, why the heck are they putting their stuff in my folder. Pretty sure they failed that project, because of it. Still feel kind of bad about that one.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: demik on Wed, 23 March 2016, 15:15:29
Pretty sure I slammed my bro's head into a wall at some point because I didn't like what he was doing? Lol

Older or younger? If younger, well it's law to torture him. If older? Well, you are now the alpha.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: redbanshee on Wed, 23 March 2016, 15:24:31
Sold fake weed to freshmen.  :thumb:
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 23 March 2016, 16:30:45
This one time I drank barbeque sauce because I was too lazy to cook anything..



Show Image
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I once drank a bottle of blue cheese vinegar dressing because I was hungry and it was insanely good.

Big chunks of blue cheese.  :eek:

You know they sell blue cheese,  you could just buy it, and eat real big chunks if you like..(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 23 March 2016, 16:43:11

I once drank a bottle of blue cheese vinegar dressing because I was hungry and it was insanely good.


I ate quite a few blue cheese dressing sandwiches during my teenage years.
But that is not messed up.

Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Wed, 23 March 2016, 17:21:58
I go to sleep when I'm hungry and too lazy to eat OnO. You mfers are weird.
I'll eat a damn steak right before I go to bed if it's an option.

I think you're the weird one.

can't go so heavy before bed Atree.  indigestion..
I'm young, my body can take the trashing.

I'm just taking advantage of my youth.
lmao im gonna be sad when i cant drink gatorade and eat chips right b4 bed
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: jaffers on Wed, 23 March 2016, 19:57:40
Isn't salad dressing full of vinegar and really acrid??? You ****ers are so strange
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 23 March 2016, 20:14:07
Isn't salad dressing full of vinegar and really acrid?


Regular salad dressing, yes. Use the "creamy" kind to make sandwiches. Also, I mix equal volumes of blue cheese dressing and actual crumbled blue cheese to make something with body.

Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: Touch_It on Wed, 23 March 2016, 21:00:38
Dumbest thing I did was bend a paper clip into a prong shape and stuck it in an outlet.


Worst thing/things I did was
1.  Dress my friends little brother up in heavy clothing and a football helmet, then soot at him with BB guns

2. Same friends little brother.  Locked him up in a "dark room" for various things he did to bother us.  It was a small, dark room and he was claustrophobicHe was afraid of us.  Also locked him in a cage we put in a hole we dug, and started filling it with water. 

Pretty bad.   Thankfully I think there are no hard feelings and he is a pretty cool guy.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: Touch_It on Wed, 23 March 2016, 21:03:42

This one time I drank barbeque sauce because I was too lazy to cook anything..



Show Image
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I once drank a bottle of blue cheese vinegar dressing because I was hungry and it was insanely good.

Big chunks of blue cheese.  :eek:

Sometimes if it is late and I'm super lazy I will drink like a tablespoon full.  A full bottle seems crazy.  Im sure it would make me sick.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: Kompanion on Wed, 23 March 2016, 21:07:47
I stole some kids money for field day (concessions stand hype) off his desk when he wasn't looking. When I was caught, I blamed it on the fact he made some kind of racial slur to me and I was getting back at him.

I can't live for the guilt to the day. He was a nice kid..
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: raymogi on Wed, 23 March 2016, 21:10:09
Made a kid go to hospital for shooting him right in the eyeballs with my modified BB gun.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: jonathanyu on Wed, 23 March 2016, 23:34:56
pushed a girl into garbage can because I don't like her... after all these years, she still hates me
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: romevi on Wed, 23 March 2016, 23:36:50
pushed a girl into garbage can because I don't like her... after all these years, she still hates me

Sometimes it's hard to move on...after being dumped.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: jonathanyu on Wed, 23 March 2016, 23:38:19
pushed a girl into garbage can because I don't like her... after all these years, she still hates me

Sometimes it's hard to move on...after being dumped.

 :'(
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: demik on Wed, 23 March 2016, 23:38:44
pushed a girl into garbage can because I don't like her... after all these years, she still hates me

Sometimes it's hard to move on...after being dumped.

christ that pun was garbage
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: romevi on Wed, 23 March 2016, 23:44:30
pushed a girl into garbage can because I don't like her... after all these years, she still hates me

Sometimes it's hard to move on...after being dumped.

christ that pun was garbage

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Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: demik on Wed, 23 March 2016, 23:45:42
pushed a girl into garbage can because I don't like her... after all these years, she still hates me

Sometimes it's hard to move on...after being dumped.

christ that pun was garbage

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Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: romevi on Wed, 23 March 2016, 23:49:14
pushed a girl into garbage can because I don't like her... after all these years, she still hates me

Sometimes it's hard to move on...after being dumped.

christ that pun was garbage

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Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: Photekq on Thu, 24 March 2016, 01:16:03
christ that pun was garbage
I was going to disagree with you but then I realised..

Are you a dad by any chance demik?
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 01:18:20
christ that pun was garbage
I was going to disagree with you but then I realised..

Are you a dad by any chance demik?

neither you nor the state can prove that!



nah, i hate kids actually. the world doesn't need any more clutter. at least not from me.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 24 March 2016, 01:45:00
christ that pun was garbage
I was going to disagree with you but then I realised..

Are you a dad by any chance demik?

neither you nor the state can prove that!



nah, i hate kids actually. the world doesn't need any more clutter. at least not from me.

demik's secret army.. ?
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 02:11:32
christ that pun was garbage
I was going to disagree with you but then I realised..

Are you a dad by any chance demik?

neither you nor the state can prove that!



nah, i hate kids actually. the world doesn't need any more clutter. at least not from me.

demik's secret army.. ?

im glad u went with army and not cartel, you're learning tp!
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 26 March 2016, 00:44:45
This seems appropriate here ...

How dark is your personality? (http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality)

I am, apparently, infrequently vile – I mostly put others before myself, though I may find occasions in which my dark side shines. :eek:
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: sncbraxsc2 on Tue, 20 February 2018, 18:36:27
I took $5 from a kid with Down's.

(https://i.imgur.com/v2p2wI6.jpg)
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 20 February 2018, 19:01:47
This seems appropriate here ...

How dark is your personality? (http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality)

I am, apparently, infrequently vile – I mostly put others before myself, though I may find occasions in which my dark side shines. :eek:

High Five

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If your name is R00twurm,  WILL bite your head off..
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: sncbraxsc2 on Wed, 21 February 2018, 11:05:26
This seems appropriate here ...

How dark is your personality? (http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality)

I am, apparently, infrequently vile – I mostly put others before myself, though I may find occasions in which my dark side shines. :eek:

High Five

(Attachment Link)

If your name is R00twurm,  WILL bite your head off..

haha never forget the

Unacceptable lies perpetrated by --Rootwyrm--

(https://i.imgur.com/qOiQEIh.png)

I suppose I can be a little ruthless when I'm feeling spicy.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 21 February 2018, 11:44:05
This seems appropriate here ...

How dark is your personality? (http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality)

I am, apparently, infrequently vile – I mostly put others before myself, though I may find occasions in which my dark side shines. :eek:

haha never forget the

Unacceptable lies perpetrated by --Rootwyrm--

Show Image
(https://i.imgur.com/qOiQEIh.png)


I suppose I can be a little ruthless when I'm feeling spicy.

-Psychopathy- is the most dangerous one,  The other 2 is at worst personal harm..  Psychopathy harms others.. !
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: sncbraxsc2 on Wed, 21 February 2018, 12:07:05
This seems appropriate here ...

How dark is your personality? (http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality)

I am, apparently, infrequently vile – I mostly put others before myself, though I may find occasions in which my dark side shines. :eek:

haha never forget the

Unacceptable lies perpetrated by --Rootwyrm--

Show Image
(https://i.imgur.com/qOiQEIh.png)


I suppose I can be a little ruthless when I'm feeling spicy.

-Psychopathy- is the most dangerous one,  The other 2 is at worst personal harm..  Psychopathy harms others.. !

My psychopathic level is a little higher than yours according to the answers we gave this BBC game..  >:D

Psychopathy - "persistent antisocial behavior, impaired empathy, impaired remorse, bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits"

I think these characteristics are often seen in people that frequent online communities like this. I feel like honest people will say they experience these traits to some extent. Reminds me of that, "Of course... but maybe," bit by Louis C.K.

Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: chyros on Wed, 21 February 2018, 13:39:35
I was more or less directly responsible for a teacher not getting her contract extended and I was significantly involved with another resigning.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: JP on Wed, 21 February 2018, 14:22:19
I sold a dead bird to a blind kid.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: sncbraxsc2 on Wed, 21 February 2018, 18:17:53
I was more or less directly responsible for a teacher not getting her contract extended and I was significantly involved with another resigning.

Did they not deserve it? Or do you just regret being ruthless in your dedication to justice?

One day I had a substitute that was completely insane. Like right from the go, one kid said "present" instead of "here" and a few kids giggled and she sent the kid to the office. I distinctly remember her saying, "Y'all think thissa game.. I ain't playin around today." She was a nightmare for another few hours and half the class reported it. She was out by noon, it was very strange.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: chyros on Thu, 22 February 2018, 00:26:01
I was more or less directly responsible for a teacher not getting her contract extended and I was significantly involved with another resigning.

Did they not deserve it? Or do you just regret being ruthless in your dedication to justice?

One day I had a substitute that was completely insane. Like right from the go, one kid said "present" instead of "here" and a few kids giggled and she sent the kid to the office. I distinctly remember her saying, "Y'all think thissa game.. I ain't playin around today." She was a nightmare for another few hours and half the class reported it. She was out by noon, it was very strange.
Oh all my teachers were really weird, and at the time I definitely felt like they deserved it, but of course that's bollocks. I was a pretty nasty kid in secondary school (only to teachers though, not to other pupils).
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: p_blaze on Thu, 22 February 2018, 01:32:40
This seems appropriate here ...

How dark is your personality? (http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality)

I am, apparently, infrequently vile – I mostly put others before myself, though I may find occasions in which my dark side shines. :eek:

haha never forget the

Unacceptable lies perpetrated by --Rootwyrm--

Show Image
(https://i.imgur.com/qOiQEIh.png)


I suppose I can be a little ruthless when I'm feeling spicy.

-Psychopathy- is the most dangerous one,  The other 2 is at worst personal harm..  Psychopathy harms others.. !

My psychopathic level is a little higher than yours according to the answers we gave this BBC game..  >:D

Psychopathy - "persistent antisocial behavior, impaired empathy, impaired remorse, bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits"

I think these characteristics are often seen in people that frequent online communities like this. I feel like honest people will say they experience these traits to some extent. Reminds me of that, "Of course... but maybe," bit by Louis C.K.


Got max machiavellanism, neutral on the others. I do recognize that I have messed up morals lol
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: Findecanor on Thu, 22 February 2018, 06:39:18
My class in eight/ninth grade was responsible for making a teacher give up and resign. I do not admit responsibility for that - because I tended to skip school a lot at that time.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 22 February 2018, 20:08:59
Old thread :))

I am still infrequently vile ...

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Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: Kavik on Thu, 22 February 2018, 21:14:04
I read this whole thread, not realizing how old it is.

The only terrible thing that comes to mind is one time I literally beat the guts out of a frog with a baseball bat (its organs were coming out of its mouth), and I blamed it on my neighbor friend when my mom found the body.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 February 2018, 22:00:56
So no one here did anything really bad, seems like you were for the most part  a well-behaved bunch.

I mean, has anyone here spent time in juvie or a mental hospital or in a program for troubled youth? Like any real ****?
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 22 February 2018, 23:00:24
So no one here did anything really bad, seems like you were for the most part  a well-behaved bunch.

I mean, has anyone here spent time in juvie or a mental hospital or in a program for troubled youth? Like any real ****?

All the kewl people are out partying/ doing the drugz/ hazn' pre-marital copulations..
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 February 2018, 23:12:54
So no one here did anything really bad, seems like you were for the most part  a well-behaved bunch.

I mean, has anyone here spent time in juvie or a mental hospital or in a program for troubled youth? Like any real ****?

All the kewl people are out partying/ doing the drugz/ hazn' pre-marital copulations..

you're only cool if you never get caught
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: ander on Sat, 24 February 2018, 05:07:32
When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 24 February 2018, 10:14:01
When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?


Eyebrows are confusing.. What do they even do.. and how come some people don't have them 
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: Kavik on Sat, 24 February 2018, 14:56:38
When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?


Eyebrows are confusing.. What do they even do.. and how come some people don't have them 

Women pluck them off for the first 30 years of life so that they can draw them back on for the next 40 years.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 24 February 2018, 15:11:34
When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?


Eyebrows are confusing.. What do they even do.. and how come some people don't have them 

Women pluck them off for the first 30 years of life so that they can draw them back on for the next 40 years.

(https://i.imgur.com/hVaXskJ.gif)
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: pixelpusher on Sat, 24 February 2018, 15:15:15
Broke into a house that was for sale.  Spilled paint all over hard wood floors.  Pissed in the floor vents.  Turned on all of the water faucets. 

I wish someone would have told me there were better things to do than be an ******* as a kid.  Seemed funny at the time.

/shrug

Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 24 February 2018, 15:23:54
Broke into a house that was for sale.  Spilled paint all over hard wood floors.  Pissed in the floor vents.  Turned on all of the water faucets. 

I wish someone would have told me there were better things to do than be an ******* as a kid.  Seemed funny at the time.

/shrug



That's pretty horrific,  ~could be 10-50k worth of damage.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: pixelpusher on Sat, 24 February 2018, 15:24:53
Broke into a house that was for sale.  Spilled paint all over hard wood floors.  Pissed in the floor vents.  Turned on all of the water faucets. 

I wish someone would have told me there were better things to do than be an ******* as a kid.  Seemed funny at the time.

/shrug



That's pretty horrific,  ~could be 10-50k worth of damage.

What can I say?  I’ve always been an over-achiever.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: henz on Mon, 26 February 2018, 06:00:15
Not sure if it was the worst, but at least one of the most memorable:

Me and my friend built a gigantic pyramid out of pavement stones on a one way street in the middle of the night, and hid until a car came. 2 cars backed out, but one decided to throw away all the stones. Took him like 20 mins to clean everything :D
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 26 February 2018, 19:59:57
When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?


Eyebrows are confusing.. What do they even do.. and how come some people don't have them 

Women pluck them off for the first 30 years of life so that they can draw them back on for the next 40 years.

I know this woman who painted her eyebrows on too high one day.

I told her, and she looked surprised.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: ander on Sat, 17 March 2018, 04:18:22
When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?


Eyebrows are confusing.. What do they even do.. and how come some people don't have them 

I have a friend here who does this. You mention one thing, and he just takes off on a tangent, assuming it's just as interesting as the first thing, without the slightest clue how odd and antisocial it seems. Apparently he can't tell the difference—it's just the way his brain is structured. Are you like that? I had a pet anteater once.


Not sure if it was the worst, but at least one of the most memorable... Me and my friend built a gigantic pyramid out of pavement stones on a one way street in the middle of the night, and hid until a car came. 2 cars backed out, but one decided to throw away all the stones. Took him like 20 mins to clean everything :D

LOL! What a brilliantly evil idea. When they saw the stones they probably thought someone was going to jump out and rob them. Train robbers did that in the frontier days.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 17 March 2018, 08:52:07
When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?


Eyebrows are confusing.. What do they even do.. and how come some people don't have them 

I have a friend here who does this. You mention one thing, and he just takes off on a tangent, assuming it's just as interesting as the first thing, without the slightest clue how odd and antisocial it seems. Apparently he can't tell the difference—it's just the way his brain is structured. Are you like that? I had a pet anteater once.



Uahahahaha.. Tp4 is 100% aware and 100% Veggie @ 10% Fats.

Tp4 only supports -The important stuff- !!


As far as Anti-social.. It's par for the course as far as internet etiquette is concerned..

If the Primary writer and his topic Fails to either trend or Springboard.. He has the opportunity to shift and refocus, if that does not happen in time for ANY REASON, then The torch is passed to the Secondary Responder..


People Confuse REAL LIFE etiquette with INTERNET..

They are Two very different things.. 

Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: absyrd on Sun, 18 March 2018, 06:00:32
Lit off a bunch of fireworks in the framed-out new construction down the street from me. Empty box caught fire in the basement. No stairs yet. Could not run down to put it out. Almost burnt down the neighborhood.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: pixelpusher on Sun, 18 March 2018, 09:50:23
Lit off a bunch of fireworks in the framed-out new construction down the street from me. Empty box caught fire in the basement. No stairs yet. Could not run down to put it out. Almost burnt down the neighborhood.

Ouch
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 18 March 2018, 20:41:25
Lit off a bunch of fireworks in the framed-out new construction down the street from me. Empty box caught fire in the basement. No stairs yet. Could not run down to put it out. Almost burnt down the neighborhood.

Wish I could do that in some of the monstrosities they are building around here these days.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: mike52787 on Sat, 24 March 2018, 18:26:01
when I was in third grade I smacked a kid in the head with a beach shovel

he had to go to the hospital and get staples

I dont feel bad, he was a real ****


in 9th grade there was this creepy ass girl that was crazy about one of my best friends, I stole her notebook, took pics of her love fantasy stories and sent them all around school

she thankfully never found out that it was me because that ***** was seriously psycho
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 24 March 2018, 19:52:26
when I was in third grade I smacked a kid in the head with a beach shovel

he had to go to the hospital and get staples

I dont feel bad, he was a real ****


in 9th grade there was this creepy ass girl that was crazy about one of my best friends, I stole her notebook, took pics of her love fantasy stories and sent them all around school

she thankfully never found out that it was me because that ***** was seriously psycho

No, man,   YOU'RE the serious psycho.. hahahaha

Psychopathy is when someone has trouble with Empathy,  which you clearly demonstrate.
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: mike52787 on Sat, 24 March 2018, 19:53:30
when I was in third grade I smacked a kid in the head with a beach shovel

he had to go to the hospital and get staples

I dont feel bad, he was a real ****


in 9th grade there was this creepy ass girl that was crazy about one of my best friends, I stole her notebook, took pics of her love fantasy stories and sent them all around school

she thankfully never found out that it was me because that ***** was seriously psycho

No, man,   YOU'RE a serious psycho..

Psychopathy is when someone has trouble with Empathy,  which you clearly demonstrate.

ouch?
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 24 March 2018, 19:56:17
when I was in third grade I smacked a kid in the head with a beach shovel

he had to go to the hospital and get staples

I dont feel bad, he was a real ****


in 9th grade there was this creepy ass girl that was crazy about one of my best friends, I stole her notebook, took pics of her love fantasy stories and sent them all around school

she thankfully never found out that it was me because that ***** was seriously psycho

No, man,   YOU'RE a serious psycho..

Psychopathy is when someone has trouble with Empathy,  which you clearly demonstrate.

ouch?

well.. being a psycho, doesn't mean you're a bad person..

But , it does mean you may exhibit callous behavior.

Depending on your socio-economic background and lvl of education,  you either end up a CEO, or a lonely dude wondering why no one likes ya..

Again.. Not fundamentally a bad thing.. 
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: mike52787 on Sat, 24 March 2018, 19:59:02
a lonely dude wondering why no one likes ya..
joke's on you Im already at that point  :))
Title: Re: What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 24 March 2018, 20:02:20
a lonely dude wondering why no one likes ya..
joke's on you Im already at that point  :))

Well, you're here in a good place..

@ Gekhak, no one will stop you from drowning loneliness away with endless keeb-purchasing..

And there's also Popeyes Fried Chicken, which will always be there..