**** my pants as a baby
**** my pants as a baby
You've done worse things than that!
**** my pants as a baby
**** my pants as a baby
TIL dedmilk thinks babies choose to do this.
I made some kid pay me to be my friend.... My mom asked where I got the fistfuls of quarters
I made some kid pay me to be my friend.... My mom asked where I got the fistfuls of quarters
in MS there was this kid that had rich parents (dad some sort of lawyer and mom was a doctor) so dude always had money on him. but nobody really hung out with him because he was constantly in trouble. there were a few times he'd pay me to chill at detention with him.
when you're 11, 20 bucks is worth 1 hr of detention.
Hell, I'd still do $20 an hour. That's some good pay, and all you have to do is be there with him? Count me inI made some kid pay me to be my friend.... My mom asked where I got the fistfuls of quarters
in MS there was this kid that had rich parents (dad some sort of lawyer and mom was a doctor) so dude always had money on him. but nobody really hung out with him because he was constantly in trouble. there were a few times he'd pay me to chill at detention with him.
when you're 11, 20 bucks is worth 1 hr of detention.
Hell, I'd still do $20 an hour. That's some good pay, and all you have to do is be there with him? Count me inI made some kid pay me to be my friend.... My mom asked where I got the fistfuls of quarters
in MS there was this kid that had rich parents (dad some sort of lawyer and mom was a doctor) so dude always had money on him. but nobody really hung out with him because he was constantly in trouble. there were a few times he'd pay me to chill at detention with him.
when you're 11, 20 bucks is worth 1 hr of detention.
**** my pants as a baby
TIL dedmilk thinks babies choose to do this.
keep talking slick and you're choosing to get 1v1'd lil homie
basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.
well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.
basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.
well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.
Jesus. He sounds like a real class act.Show Image(http://i.giphy.com/CQiwuJUZqaEWA.gif)
basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.
well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.
Jesus. He sounds like a real class act.Show Image(http://i.giphy.com/CQiwuJUZqaEWA.gif)
LOUISE
Bobs burgers and scrubs. I can watch both all day everyday for the rest of my life.
basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.
well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.
Jesus. He sounds like a real class act.Show Image(http://i.giphy.com/CQiwuJUZqaEWA.gif)
LOUISE
Bobs burgers and scrubs. I can watch both all day everyday for the rest of my life.
basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.
well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.
Jesus. He sounds like a real class act.Show Image(http://i.giphy.com/CQiwuJUZqaEWA.gif)
LOUISE
Bobs burgers and scrubs. I can watch both all day everyday for the rest of my life.
That's not Louise, yo. That's the crazy chick that wanted to be her bff.
Clearly, the most messed up thing I did as a kid was learn how to be a giant ******* to friends.
basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.
well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.
Jesus. He sounds like a real class act.Show Image(http://i.giphy.com/CQiwuJUZqaEWA.gif)
LOUISE
Bobs burgers and scrubs. I can watch both all day everyday for the rest of my life.
That's not Louise, yo. That's the crazy chick that wanted to be her bff.
Clearly, the most messed up thing I did as a kid was learn how to be a giant ******* to friends.
Is this from the newer season? I don't remember this episode OnO
basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.
well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.
Jesus. He sounds like a real class act.Show Image(http://i.giphy.com/CQiwuJUZqaEWA.gif)
LOUISE
Bobs burgers and scrubs. I can watch both all day everyday for the rest of my life.
That's not Louise, yo. That's the crazy chick that wanted to be her bff.
Clearly, the most messed up thing I did as a kid was learn how to be a giant ******* to friends.
Is this from the newer season? I don't remember this episode OnO
It's from like S3 or S4 can't remember. Noob.
basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.
well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.
Jesus. He sounds like a real class act.Show Image(http://i.giphy.com/CQiwuJUZqaEWA.gif)
LOUISE
Bobs burgers and scrubs. I can watch both all day everyday for the rest of my life.
That's not Louise, yo. That's the crazy chick that wanted to be her bff.
Clearly, the most messed up thing I did as a kid was learn how to be a giant ******* to friends.
Is this from the newer season? I don't remember this episode OnO
Put my mother through 23hours of labor without epidural.
I was a 5.3kg piece of meat.
basically yeah. he wasn't a bad kid either.
well, aside from the whole wearing a trench coat to school the day after the columbine shootings.
Jesus. He sounds like a real class act.Show Image(http://i.giphy.com/CQiwuJUZqaEWA.gif)
LOUISE
Bobs burgers and scrubs. I can watch both all day everyday for the rest of my life.
That's not Louise, yo. That's the crazy chick that wanted to be her bff.
Clearly, the most messed up thing I did as a kid was learn how to be a giant ******* to friends.
Is this from the newer season? I don't remember this episode OnO
How can you watch this show so much and not know who this is? I am disappointed in you.
Not really messed up, or maybe it is, but I was a huge **** and had a horrible temper when I was younger, not that I have a great one now, but it was terrible. I used to scream and swear when I played video games to the point where people could hear me downstairs in my house.dont worry you have GH, srs tho ik how you feel, i chose to hang out with only like 3 people throughout my elementary school and through middle school i hung out with like 2 kids due to me moving my 3 other friends are in a town far away and i communicate to them a lot through skype, now im homeschooling cus middle school in my town treats you like you're 11 years old. ill be going back in high school, maybe, this cancer really has stunted my school and i have a big doubt ill pass but tbh i do not care anymore currently
I have like zero social life right now though since I have weird ass parents that put me in a online Homeschool program, result is a socially inept kid.
I wanted to see anaphylaxis was.
It was the first day of Kindergarten, and me and the teacher said that this girl in the class was really allergic to peanuts. Me, being the curious child I was, decided to see what was going to happen. I only wiped peanut butter on her skirt, so nothing bad happened, but I got in a lot of trouble. Like suspension. First day of kindergarten. Suspension. They could have at least told me she'd ****in die if she had some. It was all good though because she ended up becoming a good friend of mine.
I also bit a kid in preschool because we were arguing about what the name of a dinosaur is or some **** like that.
i kinda threw a stick into a girls bicycle front wheel, she did a crazy flip, scrathed her knee, so she did miraculously well.
Not really messed up, or maybe it is, but I was a huge **** and had a horrible temper when I was younger, not that I have a great one now, but it was terrible. I used to scream and swear when I played video games to the point where people could hear me downstairs in my house.
I have like zero social life right now though since I have weird ass parents that put me in a online Homeschool program, result is a socially inept kid.
i kinda threw a stick into a girls bicycle front wheel, she did a crazy flip, scrathed her knee, so she did miraculously well.
i kinda threw a stick into a girls bicycle front wheel, she did a crazy flip, scrathed her knee, so she did miraculously well.
I did that but with my foot and my own bike.
*when I lived in NB I always carried spray paint in my backpack. NY fat caps and rusto fat caps, if you put a rusto fat cap on non rust oleum it would get stuck down and continuously spray out the can. So we would walk around trying to get into parties. This ****ing bro wouldn't let us in and told us we weren't welcome. So I went into the backyard forced a rusty cap on a can of paint and threw it into the house and booked ass
Had this friend in 8th grade who was kinda normal, me and a buddy decided that we wanted to have some fun so we alienated him for a week and then became friends with him for a few days, and repeated this. We gave him really really bad advice for talking to girls and he constantly embarrassed himself but we told him it was normal.you still like this? cus this **** is ****ed up dude lmao
He said one day that he had a girlfriend (who was the ugliest girl in our grade) and then we went and asked her if she was dating him and she had no idea who he was.
He also had this blood disorder that caused him to bruise really easily, so we made him get into conflicts with people and one day someone threw a strawberry at him and his entire tit bruised (he was really overweight).
On top of that he had a phobia of bugs and we often put insects and crap on him and he would freak out and start yelling. We put a rhinoceros beetle on his shoulder one day and it started hissing at him and cause he was fat he couldn't reach it so he looked like he went full on retard, flailing about and ****, which was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
I put a biscuit on his back when he was bending over one day and told him an insect landed on him and he started screaming and saying he could feel it crawling down his back.
In final year we had told him he could dance really well even though he was absolutely terrible so he went to the end of year talent show and made a fool out of himself in front of 800 people.
There was another kid who probably had autism, so I bought him a harmonica and he played it all the time, but it wasn't really playing it was just really loud obnoxious noises and it really pissed the teachers off.
In 12th grade me and a friend decided to make some blue toffee and make it really thin and we sold it to some kids and told them it was crack, and they bought it and then we tried selling it to a teacher and we got talked to. We also put it in a kettle and pretended to get high off it and ruined the kettle in the process.
Also one of my 'forever alone' friends said he had trouble getting a girlfriend so we said if you give us your number we can get some girls to message you. So we printed out a "lost" flyer with a picture of a pepe dog and put it up all around the school with the kid's phone number on it.
I went to boarding school so I did a lot of ****ing stupid ****. The above is the fun we had with day school students, when I was in 9th grade we had a dorm parent that was really creepy so we implied that he touched some of us without directly saying it and then he quit the job about 2 years later.
About the time that jackass was a big thing we decided to do a video series of in-dorm-jackass which included branding a kid with a fork (we heated it up in the kettle), whipping eachother with tea towels and someone ended up with their ass bleeding, drinking raw eggs and turns out someone was allergic to raw egg, 3L milk challenge, and the list goes on.
We also played black hawk ninja, which was this game that we played with one of the dorm parents who had poor eye sight. At night time when we were meant to be in bed, we would dress all in black and run around the dorm and hide in plain sight. We would make a noise to get his attention and have to run around to as many quadrants with the quickest time without being caught. We made the poor bastard's life real hard as a dorm parent.
We also had a dorm parent who made music and was at university and we told him his music was terrible and then spread rumors that he was gay. He cried one day and left a week later. He was only there for 2 months.
Now that I think about it I was a real **** of a kid in school.
EDIT: Oh yeah, the kid in 8th grade is completely socially awkward now. Poor guy.
Had this friend in 8th grade who was kinda normal, me and a buddy decided that we wanted to have some fun so we alienated him for a week and then became friends with him for a few days, and repeated this. We gave him really really bad advice for talking to girls and he constantly embarrassed himself but we told him it was normal.
He said one day that he had a girlfriend (who was the ugliest girl in our grade) and then we went and asked her if she was dating him and she had no idea who he was.
He also had this blood disorder that caused him to bruise really easily, so we made him get into conflicts with people and one day someone threw a strawberry at him and his entire tit bruised (he was really overweight).
On top of that he had a phobia of bugs and we often put insects and crap on him and he would freak out and start yelling. We put a rhinoceros beetle on his shoulder one day and it started hissing at him and cause he was fat he couldn't reach it so he looked like he went full on retard, flailing about and ****, which was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
I put a biscuit on his back when he was bending over one day and told him an insect landed on him and he started screaming and saying he could feel it crawling down his back.
In final year we had told him he could dance really well even though he was absolutely terrible so he went to the end of year talent show and made a fool out of himself in front of 800 people.
There was another kid who probably had autism, so I bought him a harmonica and he played it all the time, but it wasn't really playing it was just really loud obnoxious noises and it really pissed the teachers off.
In 12th grade me and a friend decided to make some blue toffee and make it really thin and we sold it to some kids and told them it was crack, and they bought it and then we tried selling it to a teacher and we got talked to. We also put it in a kettle and pretended to get high off it and ruined the kettle in the process.
Also one of my 'forever alone' friends said he had trouble getting a girlfriend so we said if you give us your number we can get some girls to message you. So we printed out a "lost" flyer with a picture of a pepe dog and put it up all around the school with the kid's phone number on it.
I went to boarding school so I did a lot of ****ing stupid ****. The above is the fun we had with day school students, when I was in 9th grade we had a dorm parent that was really creepy so we implied that he touched some of us without directly saying it and then he quit the job about 2 years later.
About the time that jackass was a big thing we decided to do a video series of in-dorm-jackass which included branding a kid with a fork (we heated it up in the kettle), whipping eachother with tea towels and someone ended up with their ass bleeding, drinking raw eggs and turns out someone was allergic to raw egg, 3L milk challenge, and the list goes on.
We also played black hawk ninja, which was this game that we played with one of the dorm parents who had poor eye sight. At night time when we were meant to be in bed, we would dress all in black and run around the dorm and hide in plain sight. We would make a noise to get his attention and have to run around to as many quadrants with the quickest time without being caught. We made the poor bastard's life real hard as a dorm parent.
We also had a dorm parent who made music and was at university and we told him his music was terrible and then spread rumors that he was gay. He cried one day and left a week later. He was only there for 2 months.
Now that I think about it I was a real **** of a kid in school.
EDIT: Oh yeah, the kid in 8th grade is completely socially awkward now. Poor guy.
Damn, Jaffers! I started reading that in Chunks voice. You know the scene? Hand in the blender.
Jesus Christ jaffers..
its because you ****ed him up!
you still like this? cus this **** is ****ed up dude lmao
There's some messed up people on GH.
I hope everyone is a bit more mature now :p
There's some messed up people on GH.
I hope everyone is a bit more mature now :p
"What's the most kind hearted thing you did as a kid?"There's some messed up people on GH.
I hope everyone is a bit more mature now :p
My next off topic thread will be more positive so we can see both sides of GH'ers! :D
My friends and I replaced the tips of our Nerf darts with thumb tacks and had some serious ****ing battles. It was stupid, unsanitary, and dangerous, but we were stupid 13 year olds.
My friends and I replaced the tips of our Nerf darts with thumb tacks and had some serious ****ing battles. It was stupid, unsanitary, and dangerous, but we were stupid 13 year olds.
That actually sounds a little fun, you have a really good reason to play hard and not get hit
Put my mother through 23hours of labor without epidural.Unholy cow.
I was a 5.3kg piece of meat.
My friends and I replaced the tips of our Nerf darts with thumb tacks and had some serious ****ing battles. It was stupid, unsanitary, and dangerous, but we were stupid 13 year olds.
That actually sounds a little fun, you have a really good reason to play hard and not get hit
It was incredibly fun. Definitely made it hard to play against the one guy who had a full-auto gun >.<
My friends and I replaced the tips of our Nerf darts with thumb tacks and had some serious ****ing battles. It was stupid, unsanitary, and dangerous, but we were stupid 13 year olds.
My friends and I replaced the tips of our Nerf darts with thumb tacks and had some serious ****ing battles. It was stupid, unsanitary, and dangerous, but we were stupid 13 year olds.
We opted for paper wasp wars instead. God damn did those ****ers hurt.
I'm happy to say I don't think I ruined anyone's life but I do have some ragrets
Told my step-mom I wanted a divorce because she took my pokemon cards away
Threw a rock towards a bunch of seagulls to see the whole flock fly away. I ended up hitting one in the leg and injuring it :'(
Scanned my report card in and changed the one C to a B. My parents took me out to dinner for all As and Bs. Shame.
My dad took me to some Christmas parade in the city when I was ~ 5. Afterward he asked if I enjoyed it and I honestly told him no which made him upset. Sorry Dad
Me and the other kids used to force feed acid to this little retarded girl and stand around her in a circle yelling "NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE"
We cured her retardation.
I'm happy to say I don't think I ruined anyone's life but I do have some ragrets
Told my step-mom I wanted a divorce because she took my pokemon cards away
Threw a rock towards a bunch of seagulls to see the whole flock fly away. I ended up hitting one in the leg and injuring it :'(
Scanned my report card in and changed the one C to a B. My parents took me out to dinner for all As and Bs. Shame.
My dad took me to some Christmas parade in the city when I was ~ 5. Afterward he asked if I enjoyed it and I honestly told him no which made him upset. Sorry Dad
How dare she... That witch..
Hope you got that divorce.
This one time I drank barbeque sauce because I was too lazy to cook anything..Yeah but that was probably last week. :PShow Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/sweetdrop-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862522)
This one time I drank barbeque sauce because I was too lazy to cook anything..Yeah but that was probably last week. :PShow Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/sweetdrop-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862522)
This one time I drank barbeque sauce because I was too lazy to cook anything..I once drank a bottle of blue cheese vinegar dressing because I was hungry and it was insanely good.Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/sweetdrop-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862522)
I go to sleep when I'm hungry and too lazy to eat OnO. You mfers are weird.
I go to sleep when I'm hungry and too lazy to eat OnO. You mfers are weird.I'll eat a damn steak right before I go to bed if it's an option.
I go to sleep when I'm hungry and too lazy to eat OnO. You mfers are weird.I'll eat a damn steak right before I go to bed if it's an option.
I think you're the weird one.
I'm young, my body can take the trashing.I go to sleep when I'm hungry and too lazy to eat OnO. You mfers are weird.I'll eat a damn steak right before I go to bed if it's an option.
I think you're the weird one.
can't go so heavy before bed Atree. indigestion..
Pretty sure I slammed my bro's head into a wall at some point because I didn't like what he was doing? Lol
This one time I drank barbeque sauce because I was too lazy to cook anything..I once drank a bottle of blue cheese vinegar dressing because I was hungry and it was insanely good.Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/sweetdrop-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862522)
Big chunks of blue cheese. :eek:
I once drank a bottle of blue cheese vinegar dressing because I was hungry and it was insanely good.
lmao im gonna be sad when i cant drink gatorade and eat chips right b4 bedI'm young, my body can take the trashing.I go to sleep when I'm hungry and too lazy to eat OnO. You mfers are weird.I'll eat a damn steak right before I go to bed if it's an option.
I think you're the weird one.
can't go so heavy before bed Atree. indigestion..
I'm just taking advantage of my youth.
Isn't salad dressing full of vinegar and really acrid?
This one time I drank barbeque sauce because I was too lazy to cook anything..I once drank a bottle of blue cheese vinegar dressing because I was hungry and it was insanely good.Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/sweetdrop-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862522)
Big chunks of blue cheese. :eek:
pushed a girl into garbage can because I don't like her... after all these years, she still hates me
pushed a girl into garbage can because I don't like her... after all these years, she still hates me
Sometimes it's hard to move on...after being dumped.
pushed a girl into garbage can because I don't like her... after all these years, she still hates me
Sometimes it's hard to move on...after being dumped.
pushed a girl into garbage can because I don't like her... after all these years, she still hates me
Sometimes it's hard to move on...after being dumped.
christ that pun was garbage
pushed a girl into garbage can because I don't like her... after all these years, she still hates me
Sometimes it's hard to move on...after being dumped.
christ that pun was garbage
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pushed a girl into garbage can because I don't like her... after all these years, she still hates me
Sometimes it's hard to move on...after being dumped.
christ that pun was garbage
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christ that pun was garbageI was going to disagree with you but then I realised..
christ that pun was garbageI was going to disagree with you but then I realised..
Are you a dad by any chance demik?
christ that pun was garbageI was going to disagree with you but then I realised..
Are you a dad by any chance demik?
neither you nor the state can prove that!
nah, i hate kids actually. the world doesn't need any more clutter. at least not from me.
christ that pun was garbageI was going to disagree with you but then I realised..
Are you a dad by any chance demik?
neither you nor the state can prove that!
nah, i hate kids actually. the world doesn't need any more clutter. at least not from me.
demik's secret army.. ?
I took $5 from a kid with Down's.
This seems appropriate here ...
How dark is your personality? (http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality)
I am, apparently, infrequently vile – I mostly put others before myself, though I may find occasions in which my dark side shines. :eek:
This seems appropriate here ...
How dark is your personality? (http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality)
I am, apparently, infrequently vile – I mostly put others before myself, though I may find occasions in which my dark side shines. :eek:
High Five
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If your name is R00twurm, WILL bite your head off..
This seems appropriate here ...
How dark is your personality? (http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality)
I am, apparently, infrequently vile – I mostly put others before myself, though I may find occasions in which my dark side shines. :eek:
haha never forget the
Unacceptable lies perpetrated by --Rootwyrm--Show Image(https://i.imgur.com/qOiQEIh.png)
I suppose I can be a little ruthless when I'm feeling spicy.
This seems appropriate here ...
How dark is your personality? (http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality)
I am, apparently, infrequently vile – I mostly put others before myself, though I may find occasions in which my dark side shines. :eek:
haha never forget the
Unacceptable lies perpetrated by --Rootwyrm--Show Image(https://i.imgur.com/qOiQEIh.png)
I suppose I can be a little ruthless when I'm feeling spicy.
-Psychopathy- is the most dangerous one, The other 2 is at worst personal harm.. Psychopathy harms others.. !
I was more or less directly responsible for a teacher not getting her contract extended and I was significantly involved with another resigning.
Oh all my teachers were really weird, and at the time I definitely felt like they deserved it, but of course that's bollocks. I was a pretty nasty kid in secondary school (only to teachers though, not to other pupils).I was more or less directly responsible for a teacher not getting her contract extended and I was significantly involved with another resigning.
Did they not deserve it? Or do you just regret being ruthless in your dedication to justice?
One day I had a substitute that was completely insane. Like right from the go, one kid said "present" instead of "here" and a few kids giggled and she sent the kid to the office. I distinctly remember her saying, "Y'all think thissa game.. I ain't playin around today." She was a nightmare for another few hours and half the class reported it. She was out by noon, it was very strange.
This seems appropriate here ...
How dark is your personality? (http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality)
I am, apparently, infrequently vile – I mostly put others before myself, though I may find occasions in which my dark side shines. :eek:
haha never forget the
Unacceptable lies perpetrated by --Rootwyrm--Show Image(https://i.imgur.com/qOiQEIh.png)
I suppose I can be a little ruthless when I'm feeling spicy.
-Psychopathy- is the most dangerous one, The other 2 is at worst personal harm.. Psychopathy harms others.. !
My psychopathic level is a little higher than yours according to the answers we gave this BBC game.. >:D
Psychopathy - "persistent antisocial behavior, impaired empathy, impaired remorse, bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits"
I think these characteristics are often seen in people that frequent online communities like this. I feel like honest people will say they experience these traits to some extent. Reminds me of that, "Of course... but maybe," bit by Louis C.K.
So no one here did anything really bad, seems like you were for the most part a well-behaved bunch.
I mean, has anyone here spent time in juvie or a mental hospital or in a program for troubled youth? Like any real ****?
So no one here did anything really bad, seems like you were for the most part a well-behaved bunch.
I mean, has anyone here spent time in juvie or a mental hospital or in a program for troubled youth? Like any real ****?
All the kewl people are out partying/ doing the drugz/ hazn' pre-marital copulations..
When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?
When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?
Eyebrows are confusing.. What do they even do.. and how come some people don't have them
When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?
Eyebrows are confusing.. What do they even do.. and how come some people don't have them
Women pluck them off for the first 30 years of life so that they can draw them back on for the next 40 years.
Broke into a house that was for sale. Spilled paint all over hard wood floors. Pissed in the floor vents. Turned on all of the water faucets.
I wish someone would have told me there were better things to do than be an ******* as a kid. Seemed funny at the time.
/shrug
Broke into a house that was for sale. Spilled paint all over hard wood floors. Pissed in the floor vents. Turned on all of the water faucets.
I wish someone would have told me there were better things to do than be an ******* as a kid. Seemed funny at the time.
/shrug
That's pretty horrific, ~could be 10-50k worth of damage.
When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?
Eyebrows are confusing.. What do they even do.. and how come some people don't have them
Women pluck them off for the first 30 years of life so that they can draw them back on for the next 40 years.
When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?
Eyebrows are confusing.. What do they even do.. and how come some people don't have them
Not sure if it was the worst, but at least one of the most memorable... Me and my friend built a gigantic pyramid out of pavement stones on a one way street in the middle of the night, and hid until a car came. 2 cars backed out, but one decided to throw away all the stones. Took him like 20 mins to clean everything :D
When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?
Eyebrows are confusing.. What do they even do.. and how come some people don't have them
I have a friend here who does this. You mention one thing, and he just takes off on a tangent, assuming it's just as interesting as the first thing, without the slightest clue how odd and antisocial it seems. Apparently he can't tell the difference—it's just the way his brain is structured. Are you like that? I had a pet anteater once.
Lit off a bunch of fireworks in the framed-out new construction down the street from me. Empty box caught fire in the basement. No stairs yet. Could not run down to put it out. Almost burnt down the neighborhood.
Lit off a bunch of fireworks in the framed-out new construction down the street from me. Empty box caught fire in the basement. No stairs yet. Could not run down to put it out. Almost burnt down the neighborhood.
when I was in third grade I smacked a kid in the head with a beach shovel
he had to go to the hospital and get staples
I dont feel bad, he was a real ****
in 9th grade there was this creepy ass girl that was crazy about one of my best friends, I stole her notebook, took pics of her love fantasy stories and sent them all around school
she thankfully never found out that it was me because that ***** was seriously psycho
ouch?when I was in third grade I smacked a kid in the head with a beach shovel
he had to go to the hospital and get staples
I dont feel bad, he was a real ****
in 9th grade there was this creepy ass girl that was crazy about one of my best friends, I stole her notebook, took pics of her love fantasy stories and sent them all around school
she thankfully never found out that it was me because that ***** was seriously psycho
No, man, YOU'RE a serious psycho..
Psychopathy is when someone has trouble with Empathy, which you clearly demonstrate.
ouch?when I was in third grade I smacked a kid in the head with a beach shovel
he had to go to the hospital and get staples
I dont feel bad, he was a real ****
in 9th grade there was this creepy ass girl that was crazy about one of my best friends, I stole her notebook, took pics of her love fantasy stories and sent them all around school
she thankfully never found out that it was me because that ***** was seriously psycho
No, man, YOU'RE a serious psycho..
Psychopathy is when someone has trouble with Empathy, which you clearly demonstrate.
a lonely dude wondering why no one likes ya..joke's on you Im already at that point :))
a lonely dude wondering why no one likes ya..joke's on you Im already at that point :))