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Title: last day of work what should i do
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Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: R1N3 on Wed, 23 March 2016, 04:34:01: moonwalk away
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: sth on Wed, 23 March 2016, 04:35:06: Quote from: R1N3 on Wed, 23 March 2016, 04:34:01
moonwalk away

wow i wish i could moonwalk
maybe i'll try to learn today
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: jaffers on Wed, 23 March 2016, 04:40:42: 1. Switch coworker's keyboard to dvorak

2.(http://i.imgur.com/oG8hDjD.jpg)

3. If coworker has a photo frame on their desk replace with picture of harold

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/540223285221277696/Xlk9rNfl.jpeg)
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 23 March 2016, 04:45:03: Might depend on the circumstances.

Were you fired/made redundant?

Leaving for greener pa$ture$?

Retiring?
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: sth on Wed, 23 March 2016, 04:45:27: Quote from: rowdy on Wed, 23 March 2016, 04:45:03
Might depend on the circumstances.

Were you fired/made redundant?

Leaving for greener pa$ture$?

Retiring?

somewhere between the second two.
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: fanpeople on Wed, 23 March 2016, 04:46:01: Pls say retiring at 25, I missed the boat. Let me live through you
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: sth on Wed, 23 March 2016, 05:00:42: Quote from: fanpeople on Wed, 23 March 2016, 04:46:01
Pls say retiring at 25, I missed the boat. Let me live through you

potentially retiring from IT at 26
not actually retiring
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: fanpeople on Wed, 23 March 2016, 05:08:38: Quote from: sth on Wed, 23 March 2016, 05:00:42
Quote from: fanpeople on Wed, 23 March 2016, 04:46:01
Pls say retiring at 25, I missed the boat. Let me live through you

potentially retiring from IT at 26
not actually retiring

dam it.
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: sth on Wed, 23 March 2016, 05:09:43: but if i can work part time or do gig work for the rest of my life, that's close enough. **** a 9 to 5, i am so over this ****
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: joey on Wed, 23 March 2016, 05:10:31: The same thing you do every work day... Try to take over the world!
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: fanpeople on Wed, 23 March 2016, 05:21:05: Quote from: joey on Wed, 23 March 2016, 05:10:31
The same thing you do every work day... Try to take over the world!

Thanks for triggering thoughts of my childhood. Now i got to go back to these bills
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: suicidal_orange on Wed, 23 March 2016, 05:37:48: You actually went in for your last day? I'm more than willing to sacrifice my leaving card and present (probably about $100 cash) just so I don't have spend a day smiling while repeating the same lies (no, I won't miss you and no, it's not sad!) to all the people I didn't care to talk to while I worked there. Wouldn't do any less actual work if I stayed home...

Hope the part time thing works out :)
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: sth on Wed, 23 March 2016, 05:48:28: Quote from: suicidal_orange on Wed, 23 March 2016, 05:37:48
You actually went in for your last day? I'm more than willing to sacrifice my leaving card and present (probably about $100 cash) just so I don't have spend a day smiling while repeating the same lies (no, I won't miss you and no, it's not sad!) to all the people I didn't care to talk to while I worked there. Wouldn't do any less actual work if I stayed home...

Hope the part time thing works out :)

it's my last day because i took my remaining 5 days of PTO
:O
O:
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: Lurch on Wed, 23 March 2016, 05:52:03
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: mobbo on Wed, 23 March 2016, 06:35:25: RAKIA RAKIA RAKIA RAKIA
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Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: sth on Wed, 23 March 2016, 06:41:04: Quote from: mobbo on Wed, 23 March 2016, 06:35:25
RAKIA RAKIA RAKIA RAKIA
RAKIA RAKIA RAKIA RAKIA
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best suggestion so far
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: sth on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:00:35: DOWN THE HATCH MOTHA ****AS
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: Signature on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:01:28: Work?
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: Lurch on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:01:32: Quote from: sth on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:00:35
DOWN THE HATCH MOTHA ****AS

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Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: sth on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:02:51: Quote from: Lurch on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:01:32
Quote from: sth on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:00:35
DOWN THE HATCH MOTHA ****AS

Show Image
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basically, yes
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: sth on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:03:14: Quote from: Signature on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:01:28
Work?

youre from one of those countries that functions relatively well arent you
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: Signature on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:05:52: Quote from: sth on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:03:14
Quote from: Signature on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:01:28
Work?

youre from one of those countries that functions relatively well arent you
no
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: 1swt2gs on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:08:00: Quote from: sth on Wed, 23 March 2016, 04:35:06
Quote from: R1N3 on Wed, 23 March 2016, 04:34:01
moonwalk away

wow i wish i could moonwalk
maybe i'll try to learn today

spend all day watching youtube videos on how to moonwalk so you can moonwalk outta work
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: appleonama on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:08:25: stink bomb the place (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AkjCSAi4L.jpg) :-X
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: sth on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:14:35: Quote from: appleonama on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:08:25
stink bomb the place
Show Image
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:-X

oh you nasty freak

guys ive had like 2 drinks of this scrudriver and it's pretty strong
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: katushkin on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:36:47: If you don't need a reference and you didn't like it;

Curl one out on your desk.
Title: Re: last day of work what should i do
Post by: vivalarevolución on Wed, 23 March 2016, 07:54:39: Quote from: sth on Wed, 23 March 2016, 05:09:43
but if i can work part time or do gig work for the rest of my life, that's close enough. **** a 9 to 5, i am so over this ****

Yes sir.