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Title: Hot People Cars
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 23 March 2016, 16:47:06

I remember when I was in high school and early college that Jettas and Passat were almost exclusively driven by attractive women.  You had an 80-90% chance that a cute woman was driving one.  Now they seem relegated too middle aged men.

Are there any cars that are musky driven by attractive people in your area?  The closest I can think is seeing an uptick in attractive women driving Kia Optimas, but that's still not to Jetta and Pass percentages.

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: bcredbottle on Wed, 23 March 2016, 16:49:30

I try to avoid any car that smells musky.

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 23 March 2016, 16:51:21

I think it's the name and the bubble shape of those cars..

The bubble round shape is very feminine.. like bewbs.

passat,  jetta,   both sounds awfully like va**na to me..

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: ImpendingxDoom on Wed, 23 March 2016, 16:56:31

Quote from: bcredbottle on Wed, 23 March 2016, 16:49:30

I try to avoid any car that smells musky.

I try to avoid any ladies that smells musky.

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: demik on Wed, 23 March 2016, 17:33:51

I like the hipster chicks that drive beat up Toyotas

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: mobbo on Wed, 23 March 2016, 17:57:13

Here all the hot girls drive Jeeps/trucks.

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: tigersharkdude on Wed, 23 March 2016, 18:07:55

I can't think of any cars that are 'chick cars' , but here in middle tn alot of hot girls drive jeeps

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: calvinhousecat on Wed, 23 March 2016, 18:23:14

In my area I noticed that attractive middle aged women drive Cadillac Escalades or Ford Expeditions and even fewer range rovers.

Younger attractive women drive the newest Corollas or an older Scion TC

And attractive men(no homo) drive Mazdas

Source : a Mazda driver  :p

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Wed, 23 March 2016, 18:25:21

Def the Scion TC's, all the hot chicks drive those

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: clacktalk on Wed, 23 March 2016, 18:28:16

my gf drives a toyota corolla and she's v hot

not musky though. i'm going 2 untick the musk

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: btctopre on Wed, 23 March 2016, 18:31:42

black mercedes suv = guaranteed attractive middle-aged asian woman

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 23 March 2016, 18:37:35

I was wondering why people were saying musky.  Damn phone put musky instead of mostly.

Quote from: calvinhousecat on Wed, 23 March 2016, 18:23:14

In my area I noticed that attractive middle aged women drive Cadillac Escalades or Ford Expeditions and even fewer range rovers.

Younger attractive women drive the newest Corollas or an older Scion TC

And attractive men(no homo) drive Mazdas

Source : a Mazda driver  :p

As a Mazda3 driver, I mostly concur.  Miata (MX5) drivers are still pretty funky looking.

Quote from: btctopre on Wed, 23 March 2016, 18:31:42

black mercedes suv = guaranteed attractive middle-aged asian woman

Not in my area.  Most German luxury cars in my area fall into middle-aged women with (often overdone) plastic surgery, douche, fake it till you make it types, or women looking for their sugar daddies. 

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: xtrafrood on Wed, 23 March 2016, 18:38:58

MUSSKYY

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: LXXXIX on Wed, 23 March 2016, 19:03:16

I agree with the Jettas. When I was in college for a little a lot of hot girls also drove the Scion TC.

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: mason on Wed, 23 March 2016, 19:11:10

Jeeps/trucks here. If you drive a lifted truck then they're already naked

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 11:39:59

Everybody knows ford drivers are the hottest. Especially those that drive Oxford white fiesta STs with hhkb license plates OuO

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: tigersharkdude on Thu, 24 March 2016, 11:49:47

Quote from: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 11:39:59

Everybody knows ford drivers are the hottest. Especially those that drive Oxford white fiesta STs with hhkb license plates OuO

Focus ST > Fiesta ST

BRUH

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:08:58

Quote from: tigersharkdude on Thu, 24 March 2016, 11:49:47

Quote from: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 11:39:59

Everybody knows ford drivers are the hottest. Especially those that drive Oxford white fiesta STs with hhkb license plates OuO

Focus ST > Fiesta ST

BRUH

I take it you've never driven either? Or at least not the fiesta.

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: appleonama on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:09:50

(http://scene7.targetimg1.com/is/image/Target/14783200?wid=480&hei=480)

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:10:53

ain't hot and no car

rip

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: sarahnicole on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:16:55

All I can think of

I high key wanted a black Jetta for my 16th birthday but I was poor haha so I had to get a hooptie.

I was older when I actually bought the car I have now so I decided against a Jetta lol. Wasn't quite as cool anymore.

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:19:33

We all gotta start in a hoopti tho. Unless you're a rich little ****.

Stance a new Jetta OuO

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: sarahnicole on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:24:17

Quote from: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:19:33

We all gotta start in a hoopti tho. Unless you're a rich little ****.

Stance a new Jetta OuO

For real.
Side eyeing the teenagers who get like new range rovers from their parents.

But you know I'm secretly just jealous of them lol.-_-

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:24:51

Must the people at my school had decent to nice cars.  Me, I drove a white 1990 Astro Van. 

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:25:01

Quote from: beehatch on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:10:53

ain't hot and no car

rip

Get a broke down Toyota you hipster scum OnO

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:32:42

Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:24:51

Must the people at my school had decent to nice cars.  Me, I drove a white 1990 Astro Van. 

Well it was free from the pedo convention


**** yo, kids around USC driving m's and Benz like it's nobody's bidness. Mad jelly OnO

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: sarahnicole on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:58:53

Quote from: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:32:42

Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:24:51

Must the people at my school had decent to nice cars.  Me, I drove a white 1990 Astro Van. 

Well it was free from the pedo convention


**** yo, kids around USC driving m's and Benz like it's nobody's bidness. Mad jelly OnO

They better watch out parking that **** around there tho haha.

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: tigersharkdude on Thu, 24 March 2016, 15:36:58

Quote from: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:08:58

Quote from: tigersharkdude on Thu, 24 March 2016, 11:49:47

Quote from: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 11:39:59

Everybody knows ford drivers are the hottest. Especially those that drive Oxford white fiesta STs with hhkb license plates OuO

Focus ST > Fiesta ST

BRUH

I take it you've never driven either? Or at least not the fiesta.

Havent driven the Fiesta ST, but i prefer the appearance of the Focus > Fiesta

and Focus RS > Fiesta 

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 15:54:44

Quote from: tigersharkdude on Thu, 24 March 2016, 15:36:58

Quote from: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:08:58

Quote from: tigersharkdude on Thu, 24 March 2016, 11:49:47

Quote from: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 11:39:59

Everybody knows ford drivers are the hottest. Especially those that drive Oxford white fiesta STs with hhkb license plates OuO

Focus ST > Fiesta ST

BRUH

I take it you've never driven either? Or at least not the fiesta.

Havent driven the Fiesta ST, but i prefer the appearance of the Focus > Fiesta

and Focus RS > Fiesta 

You should try it out.

And yeah that's a fair comparison.

Laferrari > Corolla.

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: tigersharkdude on Thu, 24 March 2016, 16:14:09

Quote from: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 15:54:44

Quote from: tigersharkdude on Thu, 24 March 2016, 15:36:58

Quote from: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 12:08:58

Quote from: tigersharkdude on Thu, 24 March 2016, 11:49:47

Quote from: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 11:39:59

Everybody knows ford drivers are the hottest. Especially those that drive Oxford white fiesta STs with hhkb license plates OuO

Focus ST > Fiesta ST

BRUH

I take it you've never driven either? Or at least not the fiesta.

Havent driven the Fiesta ST, but i prefer the appearance of the Focus > Fiesta

and Focus RS > Fiesta 

You should try it out.

And yeah that's a fair comparison.

Laferrari > Corolla.

I know nobody with a fiesta ST :(

Id put it more like

LaFerrari > California

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: iri on Thu, 24 March 2016, 19:22:25

Not sure about chicks, but hawt guys in my area ride Pinarello's.

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: Kompanion on Thu, 24 March 2016, 19:57:14

Quote from: nubbinator on Wed, 23 March 2016, 16:47:06

I remember when I was in high school and early college that Jettas and Passat were almost exclusively driven by attractive women.  You had an 80-90% chance that a cute woman was driving one.  Now they seem relegated too middle aged men.

Are there any cars that are musky driven by attractive people in your area?  The closest I can think is seeing an uptick in attractive women driving Kia Optimas, but that's still not to Jetta and Pass percentages.

I had no idea that was a thing in high school. I drove a passat and thought it was pretty average.

Side question, does the type of car a person drive make them more or less attractive?

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: 1swt2gs on Thu, 24 March 2016, 20:05:43

I see a lot of young good looking girls in C class benz and 3 series BMW's

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 20:05:56

Quote from: Kompanion on Thu, 24 March 2016, 19:57:14

Quote from: nubbinator on Wed, 23 March 2016, 16:47:06

I remember when I was in high school and early college that Jettas and Passat were almost exclusively driven by attractive women.  You had an 80-90% chance that a cute woman was driving one.  Now they seem relegated too middle aged men.

Are there any cars that are musky driven by attractive people in your area?  The closest I can think is seeing an uptick in attractive women driving Kia Optimas, but that's still not to Jetta and Pass percentages.

I had no idea that was a thing in high school. I drove a passat and thought it was pretty average.

Side question, does the type of car a person drive make them more or less attractive?

depends, are you female or male?

female. nope.

male? sure as **** helps if you're ugly.

Quote from: 1swt2gs on Thu, 24 March 2016, 20:05:43

I see a lot of young good looking girls in C class benz and 3 series BMW's

baby momma benzzzzzzzz

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: 1swt2gs on Thu, 24 March 2016, 20:15:11

Quote from: demik on Thu, 24 March 2016, 20:05:56

Quote from: Kompanion on Thu, 24 March 2016, 19:57:14

Quote from: nubbinator on Wed, 23 March 2016, 16:47:06

I remember when I was in high school and early college that Jettas and Passat were almost exclusively driven by attractive women.  You had an 80-90% chance that a cute woman was driving one.  Now they seem relegated too middle aged men.

Are there any cars that are musky driven by attractive people in your area?  The closest I can think is seeing an uptick in attractive women driving Kia Optimas, but that's still not to Jetta and Pass percentages.

I had no idea that was a thing in high school. I drove a passat and thought it was pretty average.

Side question, does the type of car a person drive make them more or less attractive?

depends, are you female or male?

female. nope.

male? sure as **** helps if you're ugly.

Quote from: 1swt2gs on Thu, 24 March 2016, 20:05:43

I see a lot of young good looking girls in C class benz and 3 series BMW's

baby momma benzzzzzzzz

Just described the typical LA white girl

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: Waateva on Thu, 24 March 2016, 20:21:03

When I was in high school and for a little while after it seemed that hot chicks were always driving Pontiac Sunfires, but now it's harder to lock them down to one or two specific cars.  Maybe I'm too old now so I don't bother looking at the high school girls anymore?

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: xtrafrood on Fri, 25 March 2016, 01:28:36

Every Audi car old or new.

Every Volkswagen car old or new.

Every Subaru.

Every Chevy.

No Ford. Never Ford.

Oh and every Infinity for some reason. idk why

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: naasfu on Fri, 25 March 2016, 01:31:58

here i come baby
i'm comin' to get ya
ow musky lady!
you smell so good
yeah, musky!

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: baotung on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:29:50

Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 25 March 2016, 01:28:36

Every Audi car old or new.

Every Volkswagon car old or new.

Every Subaru.

Every Chevy.

No Ford. Never Ford.

Oh and every Infinity for some reason. idk why

Not sure about the "every" Audi part. I drive an Audi, and I'm a very unattractive young man.

I do like to show her off sometimes though. <3

(http://i.imgur.com/0CjSdhF.jpg?1)

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: dgneo on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:39:30

Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 25 March 2016, 01:28:36

Every Audi car old or new.

Every Volkswagon car old or new.

Every Subaru.

Every Chevy.

No Ford. Never Ford.

Oh and every Infinity for some reason. idk why

(https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5626/23638782840_c364c24985_h.jpg)

Mah bby

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: baotung on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:45:10

Quote from: dgneo on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:39:30

Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 25 March 2016, 01:28:36

Every Audi car old or new.

Every Volkswagon car old or new.

Every Subaru.

Every Chevy.

No Ford. Never Ford.

Oh and every Infinity for some reason. idk why

Show Image

(https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5626/23638782840_c364c24985_h.jpg)

Mah bby

Props for the GTI dude! Definitely thought about this one for my first car purchase!

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: xtrafrood on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:45:48

Quote from: baotung on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:29:50

Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 25 March 2016, 01:28:36

Every Audi car old or new.

Every Volkswagon car old or new.

Every Subaru.

Every Chevy.

No Ford. Never Ford.

Oh and every Infinity for some reason. idk why

Not sure about the "every" Audi part. I drive an Audi, and I'm a very unattractive young man.

I do like to show her off sometimes though. <3

Show Image

(http://i.imgur.com/0CjSdhF.jpg?1)

I'm sorry. If you have an Audi you are attractive by default. Every woman I have ever seen near an Audi was attractive. NEAR. (http://i.imgur.com/3zm1R07.gif)

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: baotung on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:49:06

Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:45:48

Quote from: baotung on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:29:50

Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 25 March 2016, 01:28:36

Every Audi car old or new.

Every Volkswagon car old or new.

Every Subaru.

Every Chevy.

No Ford. Never Ford.

Oh and every Infinity for some reason. idk why

Not sure about the "every" Audi part. I drive an Audi, and I'm a very unattractive young man.

I do like to show her off sometimes though. <3

Show Image

(http://i.imgur.com/0CjSdhF.jpg?1)

I'm sorry. If you have an Audi you are attractive by default. Every woman I have ever seen near an Audi was attractive. NEAR.

Show Image

(http://i.imgur.com/3zm1R07.gif)

But I'm a dude. :(

Also, Orlando FTW! Former Florida resident here. Traded the mugginess for the pacific northwest.

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: xtrafrood on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:54:37

Quote from: baotung on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:49:06

Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:45:48

Quote from: baotung on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:29:50

Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 25 March 2016, 01:28:36

Every Audi car old or new.

Every Volkswagon car old or new.

Every Subaru.

Every Chevy.

No Ford. Never Ford.

Oh and every Infinity for some reason. idk why

Not sure about the "every" Audi part. I drive an Audi, and I'm a very unattractive young man.

I do like to show her off sometimes though. <3

Show Image

(http://i.imgur.com/0CjSdhF.jpg?1)

I'm sorry. If you have an Audi you are attractive by default. Every woman I have ever seen near an Audi was attractive. NEAR.

Show Image

(http://i.imgur.com/3zm1R07.gif)

But I'm a dude. :(

Also, Orlando FTW! Former Florida resident here. Traded the mugginess for the pacific northwest.

With great Audi, come great responsibility. Seriously. Why would you leave the swampness? Hehe, only crazy people stay in Florida.  :cool:

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: dgneo on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:58:43

Quote from: baotung on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:45:10

Quote from: dgneo on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:39:30

Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 25 March 2016, 01:28:36

Every Audi car old or new.

Every Volkswagon car old or new.

Every Subaru.

Every Chevy.

No Ford. Never Ford.

Oh and every Infinity for some reason. idk why

Show Image

(https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5626/23638782840_c364c24985_h.jpg)

Mah bby

Props for the GTI dude! Definitely thought about this one for my first car purchase!

R32 actually, stepped from from a Jetta GLI to this :D

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: iri on Fri, 25 March 2016, 08:05:53

Quote from: baotung on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:29:50

Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 25 March 2016, 01:28:36

Every Audi car old or new.

Every Volkswagon car old or new.

Every Subaru.

Every Chevy.

No Ford. Never Ford.

Oh and every Infinity for some reason. idk why

Not sure about the "every" Audi part. I drive an Audi, and I'm a very unattractive young man.

I do like to show her off sometimes though. <3

Show Image

(http://i.imgur.com/0CjSdhF.jpg?1)

Please post a photo of yourself.

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: katushkin on Fri, 25 March 2016, 08:07:41

Quote from: baotung on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:29:50

Not sure about the "every" Audi part. I drive an Audi, and I'm a very unattractive young man.

I do like to show her off sometimes though. <3

Show Image

(http://i.imgur.com/0CjSdhF.jpg?1)

Dat S Line <3

Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 25 March 2016, 01:28:36

Every Volkswagon car old or new.

;)

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: xtrafrood on Fri, 25 March 2016, 08:29:33

Hehehe wagon

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: demik on Fri, 25 March 2016, 08:47:42

Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 25 March 2016, 01:28:36

Every Audi car old or new.

Every Volkswagen car old or new.

Every Subaru.

Every Chevy.

No Ford. Never Ford.

Oh and every Infinity for some reason. idk why

Ford driver here.









:(

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: baotung on Fri, 25 March 2016, 08:53:33

Quote from: iri on Fri, 25 March 2016, 08:05:53

Quote from: baotung on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:29:50

Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 25 March 2016, 01:28:36

Every Audi car old or new.

Every Volkswagon car old or new.

Every Subaru.

Every Chevy.

No Ford. Never Ford.

Oh and every Infinity for some reason. idk why

Not sure about the "every" Audi part. I drive an Audi, and I'm a very unattractive young man.

I do like to show her off sometimes though. <3

Show Image

(http://i.imgur.com/0CjSdhF.jpg?1)

Please post a photo of yourself.

Not sure if the world is ready for my jelly.

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: baotung on Fri, 25 March 2016, 08:59:23

Forgot to mention I changed her up recently.

Now I look like a drug dealer with everything blacked out. Haha.

(http://i.imgur.com/6tyzBhh.jpg)

Was driving this before!

(http://i.imgur.com/Bkl5rrh.jpg)

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: iri on Fri, 25 March 2016, 09:16:45

Quote from: baotung on Fri, 25 March 2016, 08:53:33

Quote from: iri on Fri, 25 March 2016, 08:05:53

Quote from: baotung on Fri, 25 March 2016, 06:29:50

Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 25 March 2016, 01:28:36

Every Audi car old or new.

Every Volkswagon car old or new.

Every Subaru.

Every Chevy.

No Ford. Never Ford.

Oh and every Infinity for some reason. idk why

Not sure about the "every" Audi part. I drive an Audi, and I'm a very unattractive young man.

I do like to show her off sometimes though. <3

Show Image

(http://i.imgur.com/0CjSdhF.jpg?1)

Please post a photo of yourself.

Not sure if the world is ready for my jelly.

At least I am :p

Title: Re: Hot People Cars
Post by: katushkin on Fri, 25 March 2016, 09:17:27

Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 25 March 2016, 08:29:33

Hehehe wagon

The people's wagon! Obviously! :D