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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 14:59:22

Title: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 14:59:22

First Issue/Stance:

No more shall we have cryptic teasers when it comes to "artisan" keycaps. It is just silly. Everyone tries to one-up each other and be clever, but every single time it falls short. Nothing is as good as the hype created. Those that fall for the hype shall be punished with a "mute" the second they post an "oooh", "ahhh halp", or gif expressing their false sense of buildup as if they are about to blow their load on the cheap, dirty stripper their friends managed to scrape up the money for out of change jars for their bachelor party.

Just post the caps. Make the fun in the contests, giveaways, sales. It is not some big ****ing secret about the next iteration of skull someone is making.

Vote for me for GH President (not to be confused with jd who is literally geekhack or Hoff who is just the po-po).

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: Air tree on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:04:20

YOU HAVE MY VOTE.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: inanis on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:05:24

Abs4Pres2016

Make Geekhack Great Again

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:05:36

Quote from: Air tree on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:04:20

YOU HAVE MY VOTE.

Thank you for your ~~input~~ support.

This has been an automated message created by the same hax I use for clackvent.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: dgneo on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:05:55

ABSYRD4PREZ2016

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:07:26

Issue #2

If you post in the "bothering" thread or complain elsewhere you have two options:

1. Do or post something equally positive to balance out your bull****.

2. Subscribe to pupper mail list to make you an all-around happier and better person.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: dgneo on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:09:26

Now you need a VP.

I nominate Halvy.

Make Geekhack Girlshark Grey(t) Again!

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: inanis on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:09:41

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:07:26

Issue #2

If you post in the "bothering" thread or complain elsewhere you have two options:

1. Do or post something equally positive to balance out your bull****.

2. Subscribe to pupper mail list to make you an all-around happier and better person.

I can not balance out my negativity. It is simply too much. Not even with the puppers, of which I am currently subscribed. Sorry, I might have to withdraw my support.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:13:23

Quote from: dgneo on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:09:26

Now you need a VP.

I nominate Halvy.

Make Geekhack Girlshark Grey(t) Again!

This is acceptable. Make Girlshark Grey again.

Issue #3

Everyone who wins clackvent shall NOT accept their win unless it is girlshark grey. All clax must be returned to cc with a harshly written note of disapproval should it be some cool, crazy, unique color way. We don't see color in absyrd's GH. We live in the grey.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:15:27

Quote from: inanis on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:09:41

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:07:26
Issue #2

If you post in the "bothering" thread or complain elsewhere you have two options:

1. Do or post something equally positive to balance out your bull****.

2. Subscribe to pupper mail list to make you an all-around happier and better person.

I can not balance out my negativity. It is simply too much. Not even with the puppers, of which I am currently subscribed. Sorry, I might have to withdraw my support.

Do not fake the funk. This is NOT acceptable. Everyone knows you are the sweetest of sweeties despite your *****ing, but we also know you will cut a *****. You are the kind of well-balanced members we need.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: Air tree on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:16:58

LIFE IS BUILT UP OF VARYING SHADES OF GREY, AND CLACKS SHOULD REPRESENT THAT TOO.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:20:03

Stance 4

April Fool's Day will NOT be observed on geekhack. Every day is a good day for trolling.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:25:08

GH has become a warzone of late.. Everyone Fighting for Power.. hahahahahahha

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:26:25

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:25:08

GH has become a warzone of late.. Everyone Fighting for Power.. hahahahahahha

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)

Remember who you are aligned with if you still want to eat tacos and not get jumped by cholos ಠ_ಠ

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:27:47

Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:26:25

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:25:08
GH has become a warzone of late.. Everyone Fighting for Power.. hahahahahahha

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)

Remember who you are aligned with if you still want to eat tacos and not get jumped by cholos ಠ_ಠ

You're signed up for a different position, so you can both still be on the same ticket... (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/hehe-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862507)

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:32:18

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:27:47

Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:26:25
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:25:08
GH has become a warzone of late.. Everyone Fighting for Power.. hahahahahahha

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)

Remember who you are aligned with if you still want to eat tacos and not get jumped by cholos ಠ_ಠ

You're signed up for a different position, so you can both still be on the same ticket...
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/hehe-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862507)

I love the geekhack copywrite, but we beefing now. I'm GH's true pres. I make **** happen.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:33:18

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:25:08

GH has become a warzone of late.. Everyone Fighting for Power.. hahahahahahha

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)

I will put an end to these violent times. Which brings me to...

Issue #5

Hoff (despite him being 7' and an experienced cage-fighter) nor ANY other mod or member other than the actual person who took your money are NOT responsible for confronting said scammer in your place. Stop asking people like Hoff who have full time jobs AND volunteer to serve the community in ALL of their on- and off-hours of work. Don't even suggest it. If you want to act tough behind a keyboard, email the scammer. If you want to act tough in person, buy a plane ticket. Threatening openly via SUGGESTING someone else will do something is straight ****.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:34:18

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:20:03

Stance 4

April Fool's Day will NOT be observed on geekhack. Every day is a good day for trolling.

But this is GH and, not only that, the internet. Surely no one would troll or lie on the internet.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: FLFisherman on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:35:51

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:07:26

2. Subscribe to pupper mail list to make you an all-around happier and better person.

I haven't gotten my daily pupper.

I'M FURIOUS!!

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:36:14

Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:34:18

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:20:03
Stance 4

April Fool's Day will NOT be observed on geekhack. Every day is a good day for trolling.

But this is GH and, not only that, the internet. Surely no one would troll or lie on the internet.

Will you design me a mspaint poster? I'll use my super~~pac~~cap money to pay you.

You could be the Shepard Fairey to my Obama.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:38:01

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 14:59:22

Hoff who is just the po-po

I'm more than just a **** with a stick. :(

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:38:26

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:36:14

More
Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:34:18
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:20:03
Stance 4

April Fool's Day will NOT be observed on geekhack. Every day is a good day for trolling.

But this is GH and, not only that, the internet. Surely no one would troll or lie on the internet.

Will you design me a mspaint poster? I'll use my super~~pac~~cap money to pay you.

You could be the Shepard Fairey to my Obama.

Is "Shephard Faireying your Obama" some weird new sexual act? Either way I'm in.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: inanis on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:39:43

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:33:18

I will put an end to these violent times. Which brings me to...

Issue #5

Hoff (despite him being 7' and an experienced cage-fighter) nor ANY other mod or member other than the actual person who took your money are NOT responsible for confronting said scammer in your place. Stop asking people like Hoff who have full time jobs AND volunteer to serve the community in ALL of their on- and off-hours of work. Don't even suggest it. If you want to act tough behind a keyboard, email the scammer. If you want to act tough in person, buy a plane ticket. Threatening openly via SUGGESTING someone else will do something is straight ****.

Okay, you have my full support again. :)

But I'm still gonna be negative af. Deal with it, bro.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:51:21

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:38:01

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 14:59:22
Hoff who is just the po-po

I'm more than just a **** with a stick. :(

I have small hands like Donald Trump. And you know what that means about my **** n stick n such.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: Signature on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:05:30

Quote from: FLFisherman on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:35:51

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:07:26
2. Subscribe to pupper mail list to make you an all-around happier and better person.

I haven't gotten my daily pupper.

I'M FURIOUS!!

I got you

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: dgneo on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:10:42

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:33:18

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:25:08
GH has become a warzone of late.. Everyone Fighting for Power.. hahahahahahha

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)

I will put an end to these violent times. Which brings me to...

Issue #5

Hoff (despite him being 7' and an experienced cage-fighter) nor ANY other mod or member other than the actual person who took your money are NOT responsible for confronting said scammer in your place. Stop asking people like Hoff who have full time jobs AND volunteer to serve the community in ALL of their on- and off-hours of work. Don't even suggest it. If you want to act tough behind a keyboard, email the scammer. If you want to act tough in person, buy a plane ticket. Threatening openly via SUGGESTING someone else will do something is straight ****.

****ing PREACH

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:18:37

we actually have to vote for this to happen?

**** it, you're already president in my book

ya gotta have demik as your VP though

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:20:16

Vp? I ain't no bottom *****.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: digi on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:21:18

Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:20:16

Vp? I ain't no bottom *****.

Yea, Monica Lewinsky was a VP!

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: lolpes on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:23:54

Meh

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:32:31

Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:20:16

Vp? I ain't no bottom *****.

POWER bottom. Does that change your mind?

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:39:00

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:32:31

Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:20:16
Vp? I ain't no bottom *****.

POWER bottom. Does that change your mind?

What if something happens to you? You think gh can rally around a second in command! No. Gh wants and deserves top tier commander.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:43:28

Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:39:00

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:32:31
Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:20:16
Vp? I ain't no bottom *****.

POWER bottom. Does that change your mind?

What if something happens to you?

Reported for death threat / assassination attempt.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: naasfu on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:46:09

oooh

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:49:34

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:43:28

Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:39:00
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:32:31
Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:20:16
Vp? I ain't no bottom *****.

POWER bottom. Does that change your mind?

What if something happens to you?

Reported for death threat / assassination attempt.

I said what IF. Not im going to take you out on your first day, skin you alive and wear you like a suit so everybody can love me. Duh. Nothing to be worried about OuO

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 01 April 2016, 11:27:15

Stance #6

There will be NO posting of box or envelope pics without the contents being posted at the same time in the same post. I don't give a **** if it is a pile of boxes. I don't care if it is binge artwork. Show us your box. Show us your contents.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: dgneo on Fri, 01 April 2016, 11:32:06

Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 01 April 2016, 11:27:15

Show us your box.

You heard the man

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: nubbinator on Fri, 01 April 2016, 16:00:16

Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 01 April 2016, 11:27:15

Stance #6

There will be NO posting of box or envelope pics without the contents being posted at the same time in the same post. I don't give a **** if it is a pile of boxes. I don't care if it is binge artwork. Show us your box. Show us your contents.

(http://33.media.tumblr.com/871d900c32767b878e977e77f6e8f5be/tumblr_inline_nx9peisWHb1tfn73m_500.gif)

(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/le-miiverse-resource/images/6/65/Crying_clap_gif.gif/revision/latest/window-crop/width/200/x-offset/0/y-offset/11/window-width/200/window-height/100?cb=20160216225307)

Apparently I found gifs for ants.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: demik on Fri, 01 April 2016, 16:03:36

I, on the other hand, will gladly accept box pics ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (⌐■ ͜ʖ■)

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: trenzafeeds on Thu, 07 April 2016, 11:53:35

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:07:26

Issue #2

If you post in the "bothering" thread or complain elsewhere you have two options:

1. Do or post something equally positive to balance out your bull****.

2. Subscribe to pupper mail list to make you an all-around happier and better person.

Lost me on this one
I just wanna be salty everyday

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: tigersharkdude on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:14:33

Quote from: inanis on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:05:24

Abs4Pres2016

Make Geekhack Great Again

This

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23

Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: dgneo on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:43:13

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23

Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

Will trade sexual favors ;)

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: Signature on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:03:09

Secretary of puppers pls

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:06:07

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23

Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:10:54

Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:06:07

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23
Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

> hard worker

mfw OMG worst stereotype evar

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:15:04

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:10:54

Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:06:07
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23
Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

> hard worker

mfw OMG worst stereotype evar

THATS NOT ALL I AM.

IM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: FLFisherman on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:16:25

Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:15:04

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:10:54
Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:06:07
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23
Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

> hard worker

mfw OMG worst stereotype evar
THATS NOT ALL I AM.

IM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN

I agree with the "woman" part, but that's about it. Maybe you should an actual secretary to the Secretary of Labor.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: mobbo on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:17:27

Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:15:04

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:10:54
Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:06:07
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23
Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

> hard worker

mfw OMG worst stereotype evar
THATS NOT ALL I AM.

IM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN

they call her demique

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:30:24

Quote from: FLFisherman on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:16:25

Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:15:04
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:10:54
Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:06:07
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23
Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

> hard worker

mfw OMG worst stereotype evar
THATS NOT ALL I AM.

IM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN

I agree with the "woman" part, but that's about it. Maybe you should an actual secretary to the Secretary of Labor.

Rude

Quote from: mobbo on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:17:27

Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:15:04
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:10:54
Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:06:07
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23
Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

> hard worker

mfw OMG worst stereotype evar
THATS NOT ALL I AM.

IM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN

they call her demique

I feel prettier already

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:31:30

Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:06:07

Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Was going based upon your hours, lack of sleep, lack of free time, etc. Now you had to turn it into a racial thing. Affirmative action. Nasty naas.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 15:03:06

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:31:30

Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:06:07
Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Was going based upon your hours, lack of sleep, lack of free time, etc. Now you had to turn it into a racial thing. Affirmative action. Nasty naas.

Oh then uh... *pocket sand*

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: trenzafeeds on Thu, 07 April 2016, 15:10:27

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23

Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

that or Ivan...

Also consider this my application for Minister of Propoganda. I'm real good at spamming. Regular Joseph Goebbels right here.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 15:18:41

Quote from: trenzafeeds on Thu, 07 April 2016, 15:10:27

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)
that or Ivan...

Also consider this my application for Minister of Propoganda. I'm real good at spamming. Regular Joseph Goebbels right here.

Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkle.

(http://i.imgur.com/tHzGh.gif)

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 07 April 2016, 15:19:57

Nubs reporting in as minister.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: iLLucionist on Fri, 08 April 2016, 06:12:02

Imagine a country where the politics predominantly revolves around keyboards.

Military chief to president: "Sir. Have you seen Russia trying to steal our Topre?"
President: "Can you confirm this?"
Military Chief: "Yes sir! We have full aerial. Topre."
President: "NUKE EM. NO BODY steals OUR Topre."

Of course, the president would have to be demik. Looking out for our Topre.

We define socioeconomic status by the keyboard that citizens use. The poor have membranes and they can get gov support to get Topre.

The dollar is valued against the MSRP of an average of the most known keyboards... HHKB, 87U, model M, etc. No longer the big mac index but the "Topre index" to value how expensive products are in a country.

There would be a second NSA... the National Switch Agency trying to come up with - highly classified of course - new switches with supreme properties that other countries can only dream off.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: MOZ on Fri, 08 April 2016, 06:18:19

Quote from: iLLucionist on Fri, 08 April 2016, 06:12:02

Imagine a country where the politics predominantly revolves around keyboards.

Military chief to president: "Sir. Have you seen Russia trying to steal our Topre?"
President: "Can you confirm this?"
Military Chief: "Yes sir! We have full aerial. Topre."
President: "NUKE EM. NO BODY steals OUR Topre."

Of course, the president would have to be demik. Looking out for our Topre.

We define socioeconomic status by the keyboard that citizens use. The poor have membranes and they can get gov support to get Topre.

The dollar is valued against the MSRP of an average of the most known keyboards... HHKB, 87U, model M, etc. No longer the big mac index but the "Topre index" to value how expensive products are in a country.

There would be a second NSA... the National Switch Agency trying to come up with - highly classified of course - new switches with supreme properties that other countries can only dream off.

(http://www.acting-man.com/blog/media/2014/07/never_go_full_retard1.jpg)

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 07:10:15

Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 April 2016, 15:19:57

Nubs reporting in as minister.

Definite Minister of Propz.

CPT is my Campaign Manager. Expect the next Tactile Zine to be filled with subliminal messaging encouraging you to support me.

Quote from: iLLucionist on Fri, 08 April 2016, 06:12:02

Imagine a country where the politics predominantly revolves around keyboards.

Military chief to president: "Sir. Have you seen Russia trying to steal our Topre?"
President: "Can you confirm this?"
Military Chief: "Yes sir! We have full aerial. Topre."
President: "NUKE EM. NO BODY steals OUR Topre."

Of course, the president would have to be demik. Looking out for our Topre.

We define socioeconomic status by the keyboard that citizens use. The poor have membranes and they can get gov support to get Topre.

The dollar is valued against the MSRP of an average of the most known keyboards... HHKB, 87U, model M, etc. No longer the big mac index but the "Topre index" to value how expensive products are in a country.

There would be a second NSA... the National Switch Agency trying to come up with - highly classified of course - new switches with supreme properties that other countries can only dream off.

I think you just went full on tp. Well... substitute edox in for Topre.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: iLLucionist on Fri, 08 April 2016, 07:36:26

Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 07:10:15

Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 07 April 2016, 15:19:57
Nubs reporting in as minister.

Definite Minister of Propz.

CPT is my Campaign Manager. Expect the next Tactile Zine to be filled with subliminal messaging encouraging you to support me.

Quote from: iLLucionist on Fri, 08 April 2016, 06:12:02
Imagine a country where the politics predominantly revolves around keyboards.

Military chief to president: "Sir. Have you seen Russia trying to steal our Topre?"
President: "Can you confirm this?"
Military Chief: "Yes sir! We have full aerial. Topre."
President: "NUKE EM. NO BODY steals OUR Topre."

Of course, the president would have to be demik. Looking out for our Topre.

We define socioeconomic status by the keyboard that citizens use. The poor have membranes and they can get gov support to get Topre.

The dollar is valued against the MSRP of an average of the most known keyboards... HHKB, 87U, model M, etc. No longer the big mac index but the "Topre index" to value how expensive products are in a country.

There would be a second NSA... the National Switch Agency trying to come up with - highly classified of course - new switches with supreme properties that other countries can only dream off.

I think you just went full on tp. Well... substitute edox in for Topre.

Fine, edox + Topre. But no membrane!

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 07:57:02

Issue #7

Any and all people can enjoy this forum in the way they want (as long as they follow ToS). Some people have gone through every keyboard they can and have come to a final happy place. If you see people only posting in OT, just assume they are here for the friends they've made bonding over keyboards. Keyboards may just be the ice breaker (like smoking a joint with some new cats you just met at a party that end up being in your wedding party 10 years later). There will be no ****-talking on people who aren't active in collecting keyboards or caps.

Peace, love, and hhkb.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: dgneo on Fri, 08 April 2016, 07:59:35

Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 07:57:02

Issue #7

Any and all people can enjoy this forum in the way they want (as long as they follow ToS). Some people have gone through every keyboard they can and have come to a final happy place. If you see people only posting in OT, just assume they are here for the friends they've made bonding over keyboards. Keyboards may just be the ice breaker (like smoking a joint with some new cats you just met at a party that end up being in your wedding party 10 years later). There will be no ****-talking on people who aren't active in collecting keyboards or caps.

Peace, love, and hhkb.

(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/glee/images/a/ac/Pennsatucky_praise_oitnb.jpg)

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: iLLucionist on Fri, 08 April 2016, 08:10:38

Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 07:57:02

Issue #7

Any and all people can enjoy this forum in the way they want (as long as they follow ToS). Some people have gone through every keyboard they can and have come to a final happy place. If you see people only posting in OT, just assume they are here for the friends they've made bonding over keyboards. Keyboards may just be the ice breaker (like smoking a joint with some new cats you just met at a party that end up being in your wedding party 10 years later). There will be no ****-talking on people who aren't active in collecting keyboards or caps.

Peace, love, and hhkb.

Am I missing something?

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 15:41:57

Currently seeking members for Secret Service. Who will take a bullet for me?

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: iLLucionist on Fri, 08 April 2016, 15:52:12

Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 15:41:57

Currently seeking members for Secret Service. Who will take a bullet for me?

Do you also need somebody on intel?

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 16:10:57

Quote from: iLLucionist on Fri, 08 April 2016, 15:52:12

Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 15:41:57
Currently seeking members for Secret Service. Who will take a bullet for me?

Do you also need somebody on intel?

Always could use haxors these days. But where would I find such individuals on a nerdy keyboard enthusiast forum?

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: mobbo on Fri, 08 April 2016, 16:11:37

Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 15:41:57

Currently seeking members for Secret Service. Who will take a bullet for me?

you know i've always wanted to take a bullet for a future president

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: iLLucionist on Fri, 08 April 2016, 16:13:16

Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 16:10:57

Quote from: iLLucionist on Fri, 08 April 2016, 15:52:12
Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 15:41:57
Currently seeking members for Secret Service. Who will take a bullet for me?

Do you also need somebody on intel?

Always could use haxors these days. But where would I find such individuals on a nerdy keyboard enthusiast forum?

Nah I mean you not gonna use amd right? Nah joking I'd sign up for doing intelligence. Would be cool. But I'm not really a hacker or security analyst. That a problem?

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 16:17:05

Quote from: iLLucionist on Fri, 08 April 2016, 16:13:16

Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 16:10:57
Quote from: iLLucionist on Fri, 08 April 2016, 15:52:12
Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 15:41:57
Currently seeking members for Secret Service. Who will take a bullet for me?

Do you also need somebody on intel?

Always could use haxors these days. But where would I find such individuals on a nerdy keyboard enthusiast forum?

Nah I mean you not gonna use amd right? Nah joking I'd sign up for doing intelligence. Would be cool. But I'm not really a hacker or security analyst. That a problem?

AMD is what I'll call my secret service. Armed Men with Dildos. Halvyshark in charge.

All must also have mastered the ocular pat down. Do you own a duster?

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: dgneo on Fri, 08 April 2016, 16:38:25

Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 15:41:57

Currently seeking members for Secret Service. Who will take a bullet for me?

Psh you already know ;D

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Sun, 10 April 2016, 11:18:56

Quote from: dgneo on Fri, 08 April 2016, 16:38:25

Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 15:41:57
Currently seeking members for Secret Service. Who will take a bullet for me?

Psh you already know ;D

Yep. You already took Halverson's "bullet" for me.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: hydrospell on Thu, 14 April 2016, 00:18:06

(https://media.giphy.com/media/TAqYM2x2WHoT6/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: jaffers on Thu, 14 April 2016, 01:24:20

Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 01 April 2016, 11:27:15

Stance #6

There will be NO posting of box or envelope pics without the contents being posted at the same time in the same post. I don't give a **** if it is a pile of boxes. I don't care if it is binge artwork. Show us your box. Show us your contents.

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=81333

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: kiwi99 on Thu, 14 April 2016, 01:33:27

Quote from: jaffers on Thu, 14 April 2016, 01:24:20

Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 01 April 2016, 11:27:15
Stance #6

There will be NO posting of box or envelope pics without the contents being posted at the same time in the same post. I don't give a **** if it is a pile of boxes. I don't care if it is binge artwork. Show us your box. Show us your contents.

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=81333

absyrds policies has created a monster already

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 14 April 2016, 05:16:05

Quote from: hydrospell on Thu, 14 April 2016, 00:18:06

Show Image
(https://media.giphy.com/media/TAqYM2x2WHoT6/giphy.gif)

<3 hydro!!! You may have to work with nubbs on making posters for my campaign. GREAT to see you on here.

Quote from: jaffers on Thu, 14 April 2016, 01:24:20

Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 01 April 2016, 11:27:15
Stance #6

There will be NO posting of box or envelope pics without the contents being posted at the same time in the same post. I don't give a **** if it is a pile of boxes. I don't care if it is binge artwork. Show us your box. Show us your contents.

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=81333

As I am not GH President yet, I cannot enforce my rules. However, I may have a certain right-hand man that can make you(r threads) disappear. Time to get Franq Underwood in this *****.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: iLLucionist on Thu, 14 April 2016, 18:13:02

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 14 April 2016, 05:16:05

As I am not GH President yet, I cannot enforce my rules. However, I may have a certain right-hand man that can make you(r threads) disappear. Time to get Franq Underwood in this *****.

Season 4 was too short. Too many questions unanswered. Waiting game for season 5 ensues. Frank Underwoos is THE BOSS.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: hydrospell on Fri, 15 April 2016, 01:26:01

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 14 April 2016, 05:16:05

Quote from: hydrospell on Thu, 14 April 2016, 00:18:06
Show Image
(https://media.giphy.com/media/TAqYM2x2WHoT6/giphy.gif)

<3 hydro!!! You may have to work with nubbs on making posters for my campaign. GREAT to see you on here.

Quote from: jaffers on Thu, 14 April 2016, 01:24:20
Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 01 April 2016, 11:27:15
Stance #6

There will be NO posting of box or envelope pics without the contents being posted at the same time in the same post. I don't give a **** if it is a pile of boxes. I don't care if it is binge artwork. Show us your box. Show us your contents.

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=81333

As I am not GH President yet, I cannot enforce my rules. However, I may have a certain right-hand man that can make you(r threads) disappear. Time to get Franq Underwood in this *****.

You know it's on... after I catch up on my GH lurking.

For all I know you might be proposing to build a [fire]wall around geekhack? :rolleyes:

Absyrd for GH President 2016 Tagline:
Absyrd for POGH ... Maybe.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Sun, 17 April 2016, 07:25:01

Quote from: hydrospell on Fri, 15 April 2016, 01:26:01

For all I know you might be proposing to build a [fire]wall around geekhack? :rolleyes:

Absyrd for GH President 2016 Tagline:
Absyrd for POGH ... Maybe.

Don't worry about a wall. I know nothing about computers or wall-building. I basically know nothing.

Stance #8:

You MAY NOT listen to 21 pilots "Stressed Out" until you know ATCQ's song of the same name by heart.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: demik on Sun, 17 April 2016, 13:07:06

Quote from: absyrd on Sun, 17 April 2016, 07:25:01

Quote from: hydrospell on Fri, 15 April 2016, 01:26:01
For all I know you might be proposing to build a [fire]wall around geekhack? :rolleyes:

Absyrd for GH President 2016 Tagline:
Absyrd for POGH ... Maybe.

Don't worry about a wall. I know nothing about computers or wall-building. I basically know nothing.

Stance #8:

You MAY NOT listen to 21 pilots "Stressed Out" until you know ATCQ's song of the same name by heart.

Tribe > pilots

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Tue, 19 April 2016, 08:25:43

Stance #9:

Custom keycaps will no longer be allowed to be more than a few mm taller than the original profile for the row/position. It is not ergonomic or aesthetically pleasing.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: iLLucionist on Tue, 19 April 2016, 09:00:02

Quote from: absyrd on Tue, 19 April 2016, 08:25:43

Stance #9:

Custom keycaps will no longer be allowed to be more than a few mm taller than the original profile for the row/position. It is not ergonomic or aesthetically pleasing.

So no HHKB then?

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 19 April 2016, 09:04:58

Quote from: absyrd on Tue, 19 April 2016, 08:25:43

Stance #9:

Custom keycaps will no longer be allowed to be more than a few mm taller than the original profile for the row/position. It is not ergonomic or aesthetically pleasing.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: dgneo on Tue, 19 April 2016, 09:07:43

Quote from: absyrd on Tue, 19 April 2016, 08:25:43

Stance #9:

Custom keycaps will no longer be allowed to be more than a few mm taller than the original profile for the row/position. It is not ergonomic or aesthetically pleasing.

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160419/8c5da918a77cd25d5bb3755483571eac.jpg)

Agreed.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Tue, 19 April 2016, 11:39:59

Quote from: dgneo on Tue, 19 April 2016, 09:07:43

Quote from: absyrd on Tue, 19 April 2016, 08:25:43
Stance #9:

Custom keycaps will no longer be allowed to be more than a few mm taller than the original profile for the row/position. It is not ergonomic or aesthetically pleasing.

Show Image
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160419/8c5da918a77cd25d5bb3755483571eac.jpg)

Agreed.

You are safe and shall not be deported from my GH.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: hydrospell on Thu, 21 April 2016, 02:56:13

Unless said keycap is of the likeness of Absyrd, GH Prezzie.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 21 April 2016, 06:48:36

Quote from: hydrospell on Thu, 21 April 2016, 02:56:13

Unless said keycap is of the likeness of Absyrd, GH Prezzie.

WTB creepy baby alive face cap.

Title: Re: Absyrd for GH President
Post by: absyrd on Wed, 27 April 2016, 11:56:37

Quote from: demik on Sun, 17 April 2016, 13:07:06

Quote from: absyrd on Sun, 17 April 2016, 07:25:01
Quote from: hydrospell on Fri, 15 April 2016, 01:26:01
For all I know you might be proposing to build a [fire]wall around geekhack? :rolleyes:

Absyrd for GH President 2016 Tagline:
Absyrd for POGH ... Maybe.

Don't worry about a wall. I know nothing about computers or wall-building. I basically know nothing.

Stance #8:

You MAY NOT listen to 21 pilots "Stressed Out" until you know ATCQ's song of the same name by heart.

Tribe > pilots

**** them pilots. Found this ditc in my mom's basement.

(http://i.imgur.com/rtUNPjL.jpg)