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Title: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 11 April 2016, 15:05:33: All these new Geekhackers talking about Girlfriends...

Tp4 so jelly... I h8 uuuuu all....

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Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: Bromono on Mon, 11 April 2016, 15:06:18: You can have mine
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 11 April 2016, 15:07:29: Quote from: Bromono on Mon, 11 April 2016, 15:06:18
You can have mine

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Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: jerue on Mon, 11 April 2016, 15:19:25: but are they the best typists on world?

.....

NO
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Post by: iLLucionist on Mon, 11 April 2016, 15:33:49: My GF is in boards as well. She's not on GH... yet..
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Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 11 April 2016, 16:23:02: It's not difficult to get a girlfriend, what's difficult is getting one you actually like being around for extended periods of time.
I mean that's really the goal isn't it? To find someone who will put up with you for the rest of your life, anyone can go out and just date that's the easy part.
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Post by: munch on Mon, 11 April 2016, 16:33:35: why girlfriend when you can have keyboards
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Post by: clacktalk on Mon, 11 April 2016, 16:36:04: my gf bakes
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 11 April 2016, 16:55:14: Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 11 April 2016, 16:23:02
It's not difficult to get a girlfriend, what's difficult is getting one you actually like being around for extended periods of time.
I mean that's really the goal isn't it? To find someone who will put up with you for the rest of your life, anyone can go out and just date that's the easy part.

Not for Tp... Tp4 f3ars the outside... (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/scary-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862517)
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: iLLucionist on Mon, 11 April 2016, 17:15:15: Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 11 April 2016, 16:55:14
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 11 April 2016, 16:23:02
It's not difficult to get a girlfriend, what's difficult is getting one you actually like being around for extended periods of time.
I mean that's really the goal isn't it? To find someone who will put up with you for the rest of your life, anyone can go out and just date that's the easy part.

Not for Tp... Tp4 f3ars the outside...
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/scary-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862517)

Nawww it's good for you. I thought so as well. Got over it. Outside is fine now. Safe now.
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: Asininity on Mon, 11 April 2016, 17:55:43: Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 11 April 2016, 16:55:14
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 11 April 2016, 16:23:02
It's not difficult to get a girlfriend, what's difficult is getting one you actually like being around for extended periods of time.
I mean that's really the goal isn't it? To find someone who will put up with you for the rest of your life, anyone can go out and just date that's the easy part.

Not for Tp... Tp4 f3ars the outside...
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/scary-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862517)

Or maybe you're only saying that because you're an AI built by Microsoft. I mean, I can't be the only one who thinks that makes a lot of sense.
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 11 April 2016, 19:31:29: Quote from: Asininity on Mon, 11 April 2016, 17:55:43
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 11 April 2016, 16:55:14
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 11 April 2016, 16:23:02
It's not difficult to get a girlfriend, what's difficult is getting one you actually like being around for extended periods of time.
I mean that's really the goal isn't it? To find someone who will put up with you for the rest of your life, anyone can go out and just date that's the easy part.

Not for Tp... Tp4 f3ars the outside...
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/scary-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862517)

Or maybe you're only saying that because you're an AI built by Microsoft. I mean, I can't be the only one who thinks that makes a lot of sense.

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bsod-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862493)
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: xtrafrood on Mon, 11 April 2016, 20:17:56: What are girlfriends? Could someone explain?
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 11 April 2016, 20:39:13: Quote from: csmertx on Mon, 11 April 2016, 20:17:56
What are girlfriends? Could someone explain?

They are like really good friends who let you put your penis inside of them.
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: romevi on Mon, 11 April 2016, 20:42:23: Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 11 April 2016, 20:39:13
Quote from: csmertx on Mon, 11 April 2016, 20:17:56
What are girlfriends? Could someone explain?

They are like really good friends who let you put your penis inside of them.

Even if you're a girl?
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 11 April 2016, 20:43:42: Quote from: romevi on Mon, 11 April 2016, 20:42:23
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 11 April 2016, 20:39:13
Quote from: csmertx on Mon, 11 April 2016, 20:17:56
What are girlfriends? Could someone explain?

They are like really good friends who let you put your penis inside of them.

Even if you're a girl?

*finger(s)
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: munch on Mon, 11 April 2016, 21:45:29: Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 11 April 2016, 20:43:42
Quote from: romevi on Mon, 11 April 2016, 20:42:23
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 11 April 2016, 20:39:13
Quote from: csmertx on Mon, 11 April 2016, 20:17:56
What are girlfriends? Could someone explain?

They are like really good friends who let you put your penis inside of them.

Even if you're a girl?

*finger(s)

like in the ear? mouth? I dunno, what if you mess things up in there?
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: rowdy on Tue, 12 April 2016, 05:44:09: At least you have money to spend on keyboards.

And junk food.

And watermelon.
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: gain on Tue, 12 April 2016, 05:50:18: Quote from: rowdy on Tue, 12 April 2016, 05:44:09
At least you have money to spend on keyboards.

And junk food.

And watermelon.

Jesus christ I could go for some watermelon right now
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: xtrafrood on Tue, 12 April 2016, 06:55:00: Yep, a slice of watermelon would be awesome
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Post by: iLLucionist on Tue, 12 April 2016, 08:24:06: Quote from: rowdy on Tue, 12 April 2016, 05:44:09
At least you have money to spend on keyboards.

And junk food.

And watermelon.

summer coming.. watermelon all over the place... and guac.
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 12 April 2016, 08:26:11: I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp
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Post by: trenzafeeds on Tue, 12 April 2016, 08:29:26: Quote from: iLLucionist on Mon, 11 April 2016, 17:15:15
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 11 April 2016, 16:55:14
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 11 April 2016, 16:23:02
It's not difficult to get a girlfriend, what's difficult is getting one you actually like being around for extended periods of time.
I mean that's really the goal isn't it? To find someone who will put up with you for the rest of your life, anyone can go out and just date that's the easy part.

Not for Tp... Tp4 f3ars the outside...
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/scary-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862517)

Nawww it's good for you. I thought so as well. Got over it. Outside is fine now. Safe now.

I mean tp lives in china... in some cases the outsides literally just not safe.
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: iLLucionist on Tue, 12 April 2016, 08:44:21: Quote from: trenzafeeds on Tue, 12 April 2016, 08:29:26
Quote from: iLLucionist on Mon, 11 April 2016, 17:15:15
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 11 April 2016, 16:55:14
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 11 April 2016, 16:23:02
It's not difficult to get a girlfriend, what's difficult is getting one you actually like being around for extended periods of time.
I mean that's really the goal isn't it? To find someone who will put up with you for the rest of your life, anyone can go out and just date that's the easy part.

Not for Tp... Tp4 f3ars the outside...
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/scary-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862517)

Nawww it's good for you. I thought so as well. Got over it. Outside is fine now. Safe now.

I mean tp lives in china... in some cases the outsides literally just not safe.

True that. Yeah... probably never go outside then.
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: rurushu on Tue, 12 April 2016, 09:10:01: have no girlfriend since forever.... but I can use the money to spend on my hobbies, or some watermelons... because my country right now is seriously hot like hell.... everyday right after coming out of the bathroom you already sweat like you didnt go bath in the first place...
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: iLLucionist on Tue, 12 April 2016, 09:20:47: Quote from: rurushu on Tue, 12 April 2016, 09:10:01
have no girlfriend since forever.... but I can use the money to spend on my hobbies, or some watermelons... because my country right now is seriously hot like hell.... everyday right after coming out of the bathroom you already sweat like you didnt go bath in the first place...

My GF and I both have income, so we have double income. Leaves me more money to spend on fun stuff as basic living is more relaxed for the both of us as we split it in two.
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 13 April 2016, 05:54:15: Quote from: beehatch on Tue, 12 April 2016, 08:26:11
I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Female responds to tp4 and no response from tp4 for more than 30 seconds.

Is he dedz?
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: xtrafrood on Wed, 13 April 2016, 06:58:55: Quote from: rowdy on Wed, 13 April 2016, 05:54:15
Quote from: beehatch on Tue, 12 April 2016, 08:26:11
I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Female responds to tp4 and no response from tp4 for more than 30 seconds.

Is he dedz?

dot dot dot
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Post by: drewba on Wed, 13 April 2016, 08:57:29: tp what is problem?
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Post by: rurushu on Wed, 13 April 2016, 11:43:32: Quote from: drewba on Wed, 13 April 2016, 08:57:29
tp what is problem?

A quick google yields the following explanation for the noun "Problem"

"a matter or situation regarded as unwelcome or harmful and needing to be dealt with and overcome."
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: drewba on Wed, 13 April 2016, 12:25:04: Quote from: rurushu on Wed, 13 April 2016, 11:43:32
Quote from: drewba on Wed, 13 April 2016, 08:57:29
tp what is problem?

A quick google yields the following explanation for the noun "Problem"

"a matter or situation regarded as unwelcome or harmful and needing to be dealt with and overcome."
Thank you
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 13 April 2016, 12:58:46: Quote from: drewba on Wed, 13 April 2016, 12:25:04
Quote from: rurushu on Wed, 13 April 2016, 11:43:32
Quote from: drewba on Wed, 13 April 2016, 08:57:29
tp what is problem?

A quick google yields the following explanation for the noun "Problem"

"a matter or situation regarded as unwelcome or harmful and needing to be dealt with and overcome."
Thank you

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Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 13 April 2016, 13:01:00: Quote from: beehatch on Tue, 12 April 2016, 08:26:11
I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Will you do like this for me ?? (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)

(http://www.fabartdiy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/how-to-cut-watermelon-quickly-and-easily.png)
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: demik on Wed, 13 April 2016, 13:10:10: Quote from: csmertx on Wed, 13 April 2016, 06:58:55
Quote from: rowdy on Wed, 13 April 2016, 05:54:15
Quote from: beehatch on Tue, 12 April 2016, 08:26:11
I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Female responds to tp4 and no response from tp4 for more than 30 seconds.

Is he dedz?

dot dot dot

You rang?
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: xtrafrood on Wed, 13 April 2016, 13:13:08: Quote from: demik on Wed, 13 April 2016, 13:10:10
Quote from: csmertx on Wed, 13 April 2016, 06:58:55
Quote from: rowdy on Wed, 13 April 2016, 05:54:15
Quote from: beehatch on Tue, 12 April 2016, 08:26:11
I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Female responds to tp4 and no response from tp4 for more than 30 seconds.

Is he dedz?

dot dot dot

You rang?

dot dot dot
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 14 April 2016, 06:14:31: Quote from: csmertx on Wed, 13 April 2016, 13:13:08
Quote from: demik on Wed, 13 April 2016, 13:10:10
Quote from: csmertx on Wed, 13 April 2016, 06:58:55
Quote from: rowdy on Wed, 13 April 2016, 05:54:15
Quote from: beehatch on Tue, 12 April 2016, 08:26:11
I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Female responds to tp4 and no response from tp4 for more than 30 seconds.

Is he dedz?

dot dot dot

You rang?

dot dot dot

Gee are are are are are are are dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: xtrafrood on Thu, 14 April 2016, 07:34:25: Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 13 April 2016, 13:01:00
Quote from: beehatch on Tue, 12 April 2016, 08:26:11
I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Will you do like this for me ??
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)

Show Image
(http://www.fabartdiy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/how-to-cut-watermelon-quickly-and-easily.png)

I tried this once. Does one have to curve the blade or something? The cut parallel to the rind f's my sh!^ up
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 April 2016, 12:24:34: Quote from: csmertx on Thu, 14 April 2016, 07:34:25
Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 13 April 2016, 13:01:00
Quote from: beehatch on Tue, 12 April 2016, 08:26:11
I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Will you do like this for me ??
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)

Show Image
(http://www.fabartdiy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/how-to-cut-watermelon-quickly-and-easily.png)

I tried this once. Does one have to curve the blade or something? The cut parallel to the rind f's my sh!^ up

For that method you can't make the initial slices too thick.

There is also the watermelon shaving method..

(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/59/17/63570580247657/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/88/69/63570554025060/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/09/02/63570580376720/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/32/68/63570554071326/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/11/61/63570580768845/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/87/15/63570554205763/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/75/75/63570554868435/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: xtrafrood on Thu, 14 April 2016, 12:42:00: Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 April 2016, 12:24:34
Quote from: csmertx on Thu, 14 April 2016, 07:34:25
Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 13 April 2016, 13:01:00
Quote from: beehatch on Tue, 12 April 2016, 08:26:11
I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Will you do like this for me ??
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)

Show Image
(http://www.fabartdiy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/how-to-cut-watermelon-quickly-and-easily.png)

I tried this once. Does one have to curve the blade or something? The cut parallel to the rind f's my sh!^ up

For that method you can't make the initial slices too thick.

There is also the watermelon shaving method..

Show Image
(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/59/17/63570580247657/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

Show Image
(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/88/69/63570554025060/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

Show Image
(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/09/02/63570580376720/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

Show Image
(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/32/68/63570554071326/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

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(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/11/61/63570580768845/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

Show Image
(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/87/15/63570554205763/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

Show Image
(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/75/75/63570554868435/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

This I need to try! (http://yoursmiles.org/ksmile/snail/k4711.gif)
Title: Re: Grrrrrrr..........
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 April 2016, 12:47:03: Quote from: csmertx on Thu, 14 April 2016, 12:42:00
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 April 2016, 12:24:34
Quote from: csmertx on Thu, 14 April 2016, 07:34:25
Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 13 April 2016, 13:01:00
Quote from: beehatch on Tue, 12 April 2016, 08:26:11
I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Will you do like this for me ??
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)

Show Image
(http://www.fabartdiy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/how-to-cut-watermelon-quickly-and-easily.png)

I tried this once. Does one have to curve the blade or something? The cut parallel to the rind f's my sh!^ up

For that method you can't make the initial slices too thick.

There is also the watermelon shaving method..

Show Image
(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/59/17/63570580247657/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

Show Image
(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/88/69/63570554025060/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

Show Image
(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/09/02/63570580376720/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

Show Image
(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/32/68/63570554071326/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

Show Image
(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/11/61/63570580768845/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

Show Image
(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/87/15/63570554205763/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

Show Image
(http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/75/75/63570554868435/0/cut-perfect-bowl-full-watermelon.w654.jpg)

This I need to try!
Show Image
(http://yoursmiles.org/ksmile/snail/k4711.gif)

Make sure you use a clean cutting board, or put done some foil before you cut.

I made the mistake of cutting curry-ed steak once before cutting the water melon, so... yea.... Curry watermelon..