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Title: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 12 April 2016, 18:37:27: I stumbled upon free bagels today..

So, my free food senses activated, and I managed to eat 4x onion bagels along with half packet of cream cheese..

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/sweating-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862522)

What are fellow geekhacker bagel records..??

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Post by: 1swt2gs on Tue, 12 April 2016, 18:38:23: Depending on what time of the day it is, I could easily kill about 5 bagels.
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Post by: Air tree on Tue, 12 April 2016, 18:38:30: I feel like after two bagels I'm stuffed. I've never really put my bagel eating limits to the test...
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Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 12 April 2016, 18:39:11: Quote from: 1swt2gs on Tue, 12 April 2016, 18:38:23
Depending on what time of the day it is, I could easily kill about 5 bagels.

I'm about to explode myself... Should've have gone for the free sodas...

I think I'll skip ramen tonight and also breakfast tomorrow..
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Post by: Kompanion on Tue, 12 April 2016, 18:52:51: When I was on a big health kick when I lifted a lot, I would eat two whole grain bagels for breakfast every day for the carbs. I consumed a lot of bagels. Delicious and nutritious.

rip my roommate when she ate my last bagel one day
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Post by: gain on Tue, 12 April 2016, 18:54:14: Come to think of it, I've never had a bagel :-\
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Post by: dgneo on Tue, 12 April 2016, 19:17:54: I had 2 bagels this morning and was absolutely starving by 11am. So probably 4-5 I'd imagine. Never tried to eat more than 2 to be honest.

Now I'm curious.
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Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 12 April 2016, 19:28:37: 4 is the most I have had (more than a few times) in one sitting, although I could probably do 5. Generally at home I prep 2 as a meal, and if you aren't using Philadelphia Cream Cheese just stop because you are bageling wrong.

The bagels in PACNW suck bags of uncircumcised ****s though. No one boils them right out here, and the dough is flavorless. They come out all small and compressed, instead of big crispy and airy in the middle. Makes me miss the East coast :'(
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Post by: beehatch on Tue, 12 April 2016, 19:41:11: zero
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Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 12 April 2016, 19:59:02: Quote from: beehatch on Tue, 12 April 2016, 19:41:11
zero

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Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 12 April 2016, 20:23:25: Ohh and let us not forget bialys!
(http://alloveralbany.com/assets_c/2012/05/price_chopper_eastern_pkwy_bialy_overhead-thumb-525x393-10622.jpg)
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Post by: Darkshado on Tue, 12 April 2016, 20:23:59: Montreal or New York?
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Post by: beehatch on Tue, 12 April 2016, 21:05:53: Quote from: tp4tissue on Tue, 12 April 2016, 19:59:02
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I don't like bagels tp.
Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 12 April 2016, 21:33:00: Quote from: beehatch on Tue, 12 April 2016, 21:05:53
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I don't like bagels tp.

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But they're so good... and super healthy.
Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: appleonama on Tue, 12 April 2016, 21:55:39: Quote from: tp4tissue on Tue, 12 April 2016, 21:33:00
Quote from: beehatch on Tue, 12 April 2016, 21:05:53
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I don't like bagels tp.

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But they're so good... and super healthy.
Bagels, bread, carbs, RIP

tp what happened to self control :(
Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: demik on Tue, 12 April 2016, 22:22:04: One jalapeño bagel
Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: Asininity on Tue, 12 April 2016, 22:33:17: I generally eat two bagels. So, maybe four or five until I feel bloated and absolutely disgusting? I'm all for the bagels with that hazelnut cream cheese.

Now these puppies, I'll eat 'em all.

(http://themessybaker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/4-doughnuts.jpg)

Quote from: noisyturtle on Tue, 12 April 2016, 20:23:25
Ohh and let us not forget bialys!
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(http://alloveralbany.com/assets_c/2012/05/price_chopper_eastern_pkwy_bialy_overhead-thumb-525x393-10622.jpg)

Where can I find this? I want it.
Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: absyrd on Wed, 13 April 2016, 03:56:42: There are so many different sizes of bagels.

I can eat 3 large everything bagels with cream cheese and smoked salmon. But I pay for it for a day +.
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Post by: iLLucionist on Wed, 13 April 2016, 05:28:38: When I'm in binge mode, I keep stuffing. More. More. And More. Until I feel sick. Then I wait. Then more.
Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 13 April 2016, 14:08:21: Quote from: absyrd on Wed, 13 April 2016, 03:56:42
There are so many different sizes of bagels.

I can eat 3 large everything bagels with cream cheese and smoked salmon. But I pay for it for a day +.

WITH salmon ?

Salmon is very filling because of the heavy-oil content..

You'd have to eat that really really fast to not feel full..
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Post by: chyros on Wed, 13 April 2016, 15:47:24: I hate bagels D: .
Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 13 April 2016, 15:47:51: Quote from: chyros on Wed, 13 April 2016, 15:47:24
I hate bagels D: .

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Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: xtrafrood on Wed, 13 April 2016, 16:00:17: Quote from: Asininity on Tue, 12 April 2016, 22:33:17
I generally eat two bagels. So, maybe four or five until I feel bloated and absolutely disgusting? I'm all for the bagels with that hazelnut cream cheese.

Now these puppies, I'll eat 'em all.

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(http://themessybaker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/4-doughnuts.jpg)

Quote from: noisyturtle on Tue, 12 April 2016, 20:23:25
Ohh and let us not forget bialys!
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(http://alloveralbany.com/assets_c/2012/05/price_chopper_eastern_pkwy_bialy_overhead-thumb-525x393-10622.jpg)

Where can I find this? I want it.

Sour cream crullers?! RIP crullers. :p

I usually stop at two bagels so I can eat other things like eggs or meats
Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Wed, 13 April 2016, 16:51:27: probably 2 everything bagels with lox and cream cheese
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Post by: iLLucionist on Wed, 13 April 2016, 16:52:19: tp more important life question: how much lasagne can you eat?
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Post by: munch on Wed, 13 April 2016, 17:10:47: I think I prefer montreal bagglers over NYC bagglers, but I haven't had from any super famous place in NYC.

anyone who could ship me some?
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Post by: jonathanyu on Wed, 13 April 2016, 17:12:18: 0
I can't eat this thing at all...
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Post by: Wilkie on Wed, 13 April 2016, 17:15:05: Be honest, were they bagels or bagel-shaped bread?
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Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Wed, 13 April 2016, 17:20:08: about 5 with a nice light spread of cream cheese, althought bagels can be downright gross looking, or they lie and look like donuts and get me hyped
Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: Asininity on Wed, 13 April 2016, 18:07:09: Quote from: csmertx on Wed, 13 April 2016, 16:00:17
Quote from: Asininity on Tue, 12 April 2016, 22:33:17
I generally eat two bagels. So, maybe four or five until I feel bloated and absolutely disgusting? I'm all for the bagels with that hazelnut cream cheese.

Now these puppies, I'll eat 'em all.

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Quote from: noisyturtle on Tue, 12 April 2016, 20:23:25
Ohh and let us not forget bialys!
Show Image
(http://alloveralbany.com/assets_c/2012/05/price_chopper_eastern_pkwy_bialy_overhead-thumb-525x393-10622.jpg)

Where can I find this? I want it.

Sour cream crullers?! RIP crullers. :p

I usually stop at two bagels so I can eat other things like eggs or meats

I live dangerously, I don't generally even eat breakfast!

Though I'm going to have to make a exception and run by the donut shop... I want me some of them sour cream donuts.
Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: chyros on Thu, 14 April 2016, 05:03:59: Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 13 April 2016, 15:47:51
Quote from: chyros on Wed, 13 April 2016, 15:47:24
I hate bagels D: .

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I'm serious, they make me sick D: .
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Post by: xtrafrood on Thu, 14 April 2016, 07:15:50: Sour cream donuts are my kryptonite.
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Post by: iLLucionist on Thu, 14 April 2016, 17:58:27: Does the answer "an adequate amount" suffice?
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Post by: jdcarpe on Thu, 14 April 2016, 18:14:30: I can eat all the bagels!

Onion bagels with shmear are the best.
Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 April 2016, 18:23:48: Quote from: jdcarpe on Thu, 14 April 2016, 18:14:30
I can eat all the bagels!

Onion bagels with shmear are the best.

I remember before commerical Jam was available in China, We did Butter + granulated Sugar..

You'd butter the bagel/ bread, and then just sprinkle white sugar on top..
Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 April 2016, 18:42:21: Alrite guys..

TOUGH question..

How Many Millimeters of Cream cheese do you use per bagel ?

Tp4 prefers to load up 1cm thick worth of cream cheese per bagel all the way around..

Yea, I'm that guy who eats more cream cheese than bagel...
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Post by: xtrafrood on Thu, 14 April 2016, 18:45:09: The next bagel I eat is going to have the Nutella shmeared all over it :p
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Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 14 April 2016, 18:54:49: Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 April 2016, 18:42:21
Alrite guys..

TOUGH question..

How Many Millimeters of Cream cheese do you use per bagel ?

Tp4 prefers to load up 1cm thick worth of cream cheese per bagel all the way around..

Yea, I'm that guy who eats more cream cheese than bagel...

About a third inch thick all the way across. Or sometimes with butter, which soaks into the bread.
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Post by: dante on Fri, 15 April 2016, 10:15:06: Bagels are great for pushing out the nuts and corn.
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Post by: pichu23 on Fri, 15 April 2016, 10:19:06: Ohhh. I do love me some smoked salmon with cream cheese and chive on my bagels.
I prolly can gobble down one in the morning. lol
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Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 15 April 2016, 10:24:48: Quote from: pichu23 on Fri, 15 April 2016, 10:19:06
Ohhh. I do love me some smoked salmon with cream cheese and chive on my bagels.
I prolly can gobble down one in the morning. lol

mmmmm

throw some salted capers on there too, om nom
Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: iLLucionist on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:03:38: Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 April 2016, 18:42:21
Alrite guys..

TOUGH question..

How Many Millimeters of Cream cheese do you use per bagel ?

Tp4 prefers to load up 1cm thick worth of cream cheese per bagel all the way around..

Yea, I'm that guy who eats more cream cheese than bagel...

As high as you can stack but still get comfortable in your mouth. If the layer is so high you cannot wrap your jaws around it, it is useless.
Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: xondat on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:31:37: I had 6 within about an hour once. Probably can chomp 4 for breakfast but generally 2.
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Post by: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:38:00: I could probably handle 3 or 4:P

My friend manages a bagel shop and has started melting pepperjack cheese over everything bagels as they bake. Its pretty good.
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Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:59:42: Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:38:00
I could probably handle 3 or 4:P

My friend manages a bagel shop and has started melting pepperjack cheese over everything bagels as they bake. Its pretty good.

You mean like pizza bagel ? (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/lol1-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862512)
Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: xtrafrood on Fri, 15 April 2016, 18:03:03: Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:59:42
Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:38:00
I could probably handle 3 or 4:P

My friend manages a bagel shop and has started melting pepperjack cheese over everything bagels as they bake. Its pretty good.

You mean like pizza bagel ?
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Pepperjack cheese pizza bagel sounds like end game bagel to me (http://yoursmiles.org/ksmile/snail/k4710.gif)
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Post by: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 15 April 2016, 18:30:01: Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:59:42
Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:38:00
I could probably handle 3 or 4:P

My friend manages a bagel shop and has started melting pepperjack cheese over everything bagels as they bake. Its pretty good.

You mean like pizza bagel ?
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The cheese isn't melty though after being baked on, just adds some nice spice, really:)
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Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 15 April 2016, 18:31:54: Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 15 April 2016, 18:30:01
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:59:42
Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:38:00
I could probably handle 3 or 4:P

My friend manages a bagel shop and has started melting pepperjack cheese over everything bagels as they bake. Its pretty good.

You mean like pizza bagel ?
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/lol1-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862512)

The cheese isn't melty though after being baked on, just adds some nice spice, really:)

Easy solution.. M0ar cheese... m0re wet... (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/what-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862525)
Title: Re: How many Bagels can you eat..
Post by: pichu23 on Sat, 16 April 2016, 01:41:20: Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 15 April 2016, 10:24:48
Quote from: pichu23 on Fri, 15 April 2016, 10:19:06
Ohhh. I do love me some smoked salmon with cream cheese and chive on my bagels.
I prolly can gobble down one in the morning. lol

mmmmm

throw some salted capers on there too, om nom

lol. pretty sure I haven't tried that before.
Or maybe we don't have it here in the UK. :confused:
But a squirt of lemon with it goes really well :))